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>> No.13657448

>>13657445
Is that fucking pb&j?

>> No.13657468
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>>13657445

>> No.13657469
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>>13657448
Chocolate is underrated in a lot of different foods.

>> No.13657474

>>13657468
Fucking hell...

>> No.13657618
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>>13657468
Looks like typical Mexican food to me.

>> No.13657635

>>13657618
This looked okay until he smothered it with slob.

>> No.13657638

>>13657468
You just stole that from the other anon lol, poor other OP

>> No.13657652

>>13657618
What is that he smothers it in? Cream corn?

>> No.13657655

>>13657468
kek

>> No.13657663

>>13657635
Did he seriously pour a cup of hominy over an ear of corn and a pile of corn chips? Do they not grow anything else in Mexico?

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>> No.13658104

>>13657618
Elote is so fucking good though

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>> No.13658110

>>13657618
What's the point of there being a handle on the paint brush if you're going to just grab it like a Retard?

>> No.13658116

>>13657638
This is where it belongs. It’s home now.

>> No.13658121

>>13657638
I'm the other OP, thank you for your sympathy.

>>13657445
fuck you OP theif

>> No.13658125

>>13658110
that's an advanced brush grip

>> No.13658188
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>> No.13658221

>>13657468
I unironically see nothing wrong with this. Sure the presentation isn't perfect but for a midweek meal it's sure to hit the spot

>> No.13658230

>>13657618
>makes elote
Si, senora!
>places it in styrofoam bin instead of handing it over
NO, ALTO!
>>she starts to add more shit to it
La oscurecida marea de sangre es desatada, y en todas partes. La ceremonia de la inocencia es ahogada...

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>>13657618
why do people pretend this is acceptable?

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OC
please save and repost

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>> No.13658339

>>13658314
Christ is that supposed to be poutine?

>> No.13658343

>>13658314
>chippy
>cheese
>kebab
>curry
That has to be Britain.

>> No.13658347

>>13657448
Yes

>> No.13658349

>>13657468
There is nothing wrong with this

>> No.13658372
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Just imagine it.

>> No.13658445

>>13658339

I think so. Weird-ass poutine

>> No.13658480
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>>13658372
The people of Walmart are truly horrifying. Back when I lived in E. Texas I saw things that will stick with me forever.

>> No.13658586

>>13658109
That's fucking based. I'd preserve it and mount it.

>> No.13658588

>>13658121
Ha ha c uck

>> No.13658602

>>13658586
how does one preserve a potato

>> No.13658627

>>13658602
Embalming fluid?

>> No.13658634

>>13658109
Full of... heady goodness

>> No.13658669

>>13658602
Dehydration

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chinese dog stew

>> No.13658811

>>13658339
I think that's a hot carl

>> No.13658812

>>13658314
looks like a snack pack you would get from a kebab shop, only its enough for 12 fucking people and lathered with extra greasy nonsense

>> No.13658845

>>13658746
>"Take me in his place"

>> No.13658868

>>13658746
CUDE

>> No.13658873

>>13657445
I think this would work. Egg is used in desserts all the time.

>> No.13658881

>>13658265
>add to plan

>> No.13658893

>>13658314
how the fuck does the pizza box not fall appart under all that weight and liquid?

>> No.13658901

>>13658893
Superior British cardboard: folded over 1000 times.

>> No.13658902

>>13657468
looks like pretty standard texmex to me

>> No.13658990
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>> No.13659023

>>13658480
that isn't your fucking picture so what are these things that stuck with you forever?

>> No.13659043
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Apparently a thing in France. Bongaptits.

>> No.13659051

>>13658746
oh shit

>> No.13659065

>>13659043
It's very common in any bakery. Anoying to eat fresh though

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>> No.13659080

>>13658901
Fun fact: Most of Britain's WWII vehicles were made from cardboard.

>> No.13659233

>>13659080
it's called IMPROVISING during the WAR so you can WIN. jfc

>> No.13659238

>>13657692

?

>> No.13659242

>>13659078
The jalepone sounds really bad.

>> No.13659262

>>13658873
Replace the jam with a banana puree and it'd honestly probably be pretty good.

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>> No.13659474

>>13659242
>jalepone
you just read how it's spelled on the package man

>> No.13659483

>>13659078
Here Everything's Better, how I miss you...

>> No.13659503

>>13657469
Mmm i sure do love cum on my soy faggot chocolate cock sandwich!

>> No.13659536

>>13659463
i will assume this is a joke until proven serious

>> No.13659663

>>13657468
Found the white boy salt and pepper cuck, just drink your milk before you get spiced up with a pinch of salt and extra mild taco bell sauce.

>> No.13659788

>>13657618
Ruined a perfectly good elote.

>> No.13659831
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>> No.13659886

>>13657692
>>13659238
>Grey meat
>Pat-o-butter
>Small amount of corn
It doesn't look appetizing and is probably well done despite having no browning, but I'd hardly call it "gore".

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>> No.13660497

>>13659463
vegan pizza?

>> No.13660500

>>13658746
mods!

>> No.13660508

>>13659663
Cucks hate white people

>> No.13660535

>>13659831
>Sucks the straw
>immediately starts talking
Yeah, nah. She didn't drink that shit.

>> No.13660538

>>13657618
This was perfectly fine until it was drowned in hominy.

>> No.13660883

>>13657468
Are americans really that afraid of green vegetables?

>> No.13660891

>>13659463
thanks doc

>> No.13660900

>>13659238

there is no sear. it might even be boiled

>> No.13660916

>>13657618
If not for job security or increasing COL demand, build the wall for this reason.

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>>13657445
i'm not gonna bother reading the thread. just give me you's.

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>>13657618
I like the flash of the camera at the end, like they are gonna upload this slop on instagram or something.

>> No.13660956

>>13659536
yes it is from a youtube channel making fun of hippies: https://www.youtube.com/user/AwakenWithJP

>> No.13660957
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>>13658372
how much vinegar would it take to make a cookie soggy?

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>>13657445

>> No.13661154

>>13658314
nice. thank god he put that sauce at the end
based poutine

>> No.13661172

>>13658265
https://cookpad.com/in/recipes/4577621-random-sandwich-with-boiled-chicken-nugget-and-boiled-pea
i can't believe it's real

>> No.13661227
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>>13660535
Wow amazing observation Einstein.

>> No.13661260

>>13661227
thank you

>> No.13661266

>>13657468
I dont see a problem

>> No.13661385

>>13659483
>missing the Hispanics Employment Bureau
HEB has seriously gone down hill in just the 9 years I've been here, and it wasn't anything special to begin with.

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>> No.13662890

>>13659483
Howard Edward Butts.

>> No.13662901

>>13661385
>Hispanics Employment Bureau
fucking hell how true this is

>> No.13662914

>>13660957
>cross out the location in the review
>it's still right there on the picture

>> No.13662920

>>13659463
This guy makes fun of vegans for a living

>> No.13663017

>>13660957
that guy is very very very based

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>> No.13663204

>>13663090
cursed image

>> No.13663218

>>13662914
That's the joke.

>> No.13663244
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>>13658372
I worked at subway for a while as my first job. The things you see at that fucking place dude, I swear to fucking god. I had this fat fucking pregnant woman come in every day and because of her teehee epic pregnant cravings she had me fucking burn pepperoni and salami in the oven til they were black. Literally black. It would stink up the whole fucking place and made me sick all fucking day, not to mention SHE DIDNT WANT THE BREAD COOKED, so she had us PUT THE FUCKING SHIT ON PAPER, and we had to pull out the scalding hot paper with our fucking hands, which burned the plastic on my gloves and it melded to my skin.

All so this fat, ugly, greasy mexican bitch with no chin, giant rodent cheeks and bulging, hideous eyes could fill her gullet with nuked deli meat.

>> No.13663310

>>13660957
What a polite little possum. Fuck that bitch Karen

>> No.13663323

>>13663090
Wtf is that?

>> No.13663362
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>>13658746

>> No.13663389

>>13657468
whats wrong with this
if bait, sorry for having taken the bait

>> No.13663406

>>13657468
Looks aight. Is this gonna be the new Gordon Ramsay pizza meme?

>> No.13663410

>>13658746
well that ends poorly

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>>13658746
I wasn't prepared for these feels.

>> No.13663580

>>13657692
That restaurant was popular with western wrestlers cause it used to be one of the only place with menus in english in Tokyo in the 80s. The food was always shit, but now it's become a meme.

>> No.13663672

>>13658602
put it back in the freezer

>> No.13663698

>>13658746
lmao

>> No.13663751

>>13657692
Dont be afraid of high heat

>> No.13663825

>>13658746
dogs are literally human

>> No.13663829
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>>13659463
>that one zuke on a second plane
>the three zukes not laying flat

>> No.13663848

>>13658480
Funny thing is east Texas is one of the last based areas of Texas as long as you stay out of Houston and Dallas

>> No.13663860

>>13659463
How does he have so many goddam vegan videos
It stopped being funny after the second one

>> No.13663865

>>13663860
People never stopped watching.

>> No.13664091

>>13658746
Dogs taste good though.

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>>13660957

>> No.13664186

>>13658588
Uncle is that you

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>> No.13664328

>>13664315
This isn't so bad, probably because I thought this was all maggots on the plate at first so my reaction to the actual food is pared down now.

>> No.13664337

>>13664278
whats going on here

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>> No.13664422

>>13660957
He cute!

>> No.13664456
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>>13658188
why would some one do this

>> No.13664463

>>13660957
>how much vinegar would it take to make a cookie soggy?

less than you'd think, but more than you'd like.

>> No.13664530

>>13659831
>>13661227
Wonder what that guy's doing these days, he basically set the standard for niche "what if x?" youtube channels way back then.
Also did anybody ever have one of those blenders?

>> No.13664546

>>13664337
Stoner forgot about the pizza rolls he put in the oven.

>> No.13664598

>>13658602
There's a widely available substance you can buy called formalin, put anything in a jar of formalin and it will last forever.

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>> No.13664901

>>13664337
are you really too fucking stupid to figure out what burnt food is

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>>13657445

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>>13657445

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>> No.13665250

>>13661172
Idk those look like some tasty onion clove to put with my pea.

>> No.13665295

>>13660923
Has he ever shown the full apartment, or has it always just been that little bit?

>> No.13665316

>>13661227
*whew*
Hockey smoke.
Don’t breath this!

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>> No.13665357

Is that DinoTendies?

>> No.13665359

>>13665357
You’re not responding to anyone, but yes.

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Gore w/ food

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>>13665361

>> No.13665513

>>13665359
I (>>13665357) meant to quote >>13660957

>> No.13665530

>>13665513
DinoTendies is a Wendy’s man. That’s probably his cousin.

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My gf made this for lunch one day. She swore it was good.

>> No.13665557

>>13665551
I see where she was going with it, so her mind was in the right place at least. Just looks like poor execution.

>> No.13665583

>>13665551
>lettuce
>croutons
>orange or tangerine
>corn
>deli ham

It's not god awful, but the ingredients just don't really mesh, but I would have to separate the it all out.

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>>13657692
I guess that's where Benoit got his taste for steamed steak

>> No.13665631

>>13665583
I guess you didn't see the mayo

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>>13659831

>> No.13665647

>>13665631
No, I don't. I see a white sauce that I would assume is salad dressing.

>> No.13665668

>>13665647
What exactly do you think salad dressing is?

>> No.13665671

>>13665631
No, I did not see the mayo. Ok I downgrade is even more. Just straight mayo, not like a dressing, not even broken with some olive oil or something?

>> No.13665678

>>13665668
Mayonnaise is not salad dressing.

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>>13665678
>blocks your path

>> No.13665721

>>13658314
won't the chips get soggy with the steam in the box?

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imagine unironically buying food like this

>> No.13665822

>>13665694
This is the pornogrind of food gore.
Shit, need to make some now.

>> No.13665833

>>13665199
>sauce isnt boiling
is this intended for disease?

>> No.13665837

>>13665354
you are not suppossed to ffreeze the tella

>> No.13665846

>>13665733
>imagine

>> No.13665889

>>13657468
This looks fine except for the shitty plating

>> No.13665904

>>13659078
Nothing wrong with trying to be innovative. It's weird but I could see it being alright

>> No.13665929

>>13660957
Tfw no little possum buddy to dine with.

Fuck everything

>> No.13665946

>>13665202
Only sissy white boi's think this is food gore

>> No.13665966

>>13660957
the most disgusting thing about that possum frend is his location

>> No.13666037

where's the pie?

>> No.13666058

>>13662808
cute plate

>> No.13666069

>>13665733
It's probably for pokemon fans

>> No.13666085

>>13665833
>he thinks grease is sauce

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>>13666069
>pokemon fans

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>>13666326

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>>13666336
no I won't

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>>13661172

>chicken egg
>vampire or dracula
>mixed it like hell
>i can't make sure this coconut oil still >virgin or not, knowing teenage society >were savage nowadays.
>i make it just to look like not a food at all

>> No.13666798

>>13663848
Excuse me?

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>check chat
>"guys I found a neat food hack"
>"dump a can of spinach and two eggs into a bowl and microwave it for a quick meal"

>> No.13667553

>>13664530
I did. It worked very well.

>> No.13667773

>>13658990
is that honey, jelly, and tuna?

>> No.13667803

>>13665202
THROW IT IN TO THE FIRE

>> No.13667827

>>13664325
I love depression toast (untoasted)

>> No.13667834

>>13665551
I'd eat this
wouldn't serve it to people tho

>> No.13667840

>>13660956
I knew I recognized that guy. the tesla video is on point

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>>13660936
>metal spatula on nonstick pan
kill me

>> No.13667950

>>13667933
there's one shitty youtube chef who uses metal in non stick and it has all worn away and they cook in a silver pan

>> No.13667976

>>13664901
I don't know why this made me laugh

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>> No.13668590

>>13666326
>imagine setting this up to make fun of people playing some games
Cringe.

>> No.13668598

>>13668590
I actually don't hate gamers. I posted this wojack to make fun of poketards. Simple as.

>> No.13668665
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>>13665202
ah yes the
Chicago Style Deep Dish Volcanic Souffle

>> No.13668727

>>13665222
guys look i put my pizza in water please like me

>> No.13668738

>>13667497
looks like some soggy weed nugs lol

>> No.13668765

>>13659463
I think this guys videos are pretty funny desu.

>> No.13668771

What's wrong with Italian bread and butter with a little hot sauce? I've done this. Butter sandwich

>> No.13669061

>>13660957
i bet she also got pissy when she was kicked out of that hot new brunch place for bringing her dog along

>> No.13669069

>>13664278
Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru!

>> No.13669081

>>13658480
goddamn it.
That's a picture of me.

>> No.13669089

>>13660957
possums are based

>> No.13669097

>>13659463
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MpL1KfYEJg

>> No.13669104

>>13658230
Fucking kek dude

>> No.13669106

>>13658314
Would eat/10

>> No.13669111

>>13657468
Only a pretentious foodie hipster could think this looks bad.

>> No.13669150

>>13664315
I see nothing wrong here

>> No.13669181

>>13669111
the meat looks really good, but the rest just screams mexican line chef from a cafeteria. very unapetizing, but then again most anons on this board lives of garbage anyways so this would be a significant step up..

>> No.13669208

>>13657692
My grandma cooks steak like this and she thinks it's fine.

>> No.13669219

>>13659831
that is an impressive blender though

>> No.13669236

>>13660957
based dude

>> No.13670232

>>13668765
Anon i think you're very funny and also cute.

>> No.13670272

>>13661154
That's curry sauce

>> No.13670805

>>13658314
>and they say americans are the only fat ones

>> No.13670828
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>>13668590
is this r/cooking or something?

>> No.13670845

>>13668590
what a fucking faggot you are

>> No.13670891

>>13661227
>puts on eyes after it's started
the mad lad

>> No.13670895

>>13657652
mayo and grated cheese

>> No.13671057

>>13657618
Used to hear vendors driving up and sown south padre island beach yelling," R-R-R-RICOO ELOTES CON MAYONESA!"
never got one. corn covered in mayo? no thanks

>> No.13671099

>>13660923
i miss dinotendies threads

>> No.13671145

>>13671099
me too anon
at least that /k/ thread he had was entertaining for a bit

>> No.13671180

>>13657448
I prefer to call it pbej

>> No.13671187

>>13657618
Once I saw the styrofoam container I knew the chips were coming.
Once I saw the chips, I knew what else was coming.

>> No.13671213

>>13665202
VOLCANOS HATE HIM!

>> No.13671250
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>>13660957
>he doesn't bring his opossum with him

>> No.13671513

>>13658990
Tuna and bbq sauce sandwich. Whats wrong with that?

>> No.13671541

>>13658221
spotted the hispanic poster

>> No.13671592

>>13664271
can sushi legally be called sushi if it's fucking cooked? That's like calling a sloppy joe a hamburger

>> No.13671622

>>13671592
Yes, sushi doesn't mean raw fish, sushi is a dish that raw fish is sometimes in

>> No.13671831

I made true food gore today. Don't know what i was thinking.
>Ground beef was already one day over.
>Bit smelly but not rotten smelly.
>pan seared it a little. totally undercooked to be honest.
>cummin, tumeric, salt.
>added cream and a raw egg. piece of frickin shell, too.
>stir while cooking for like 10 seconds.

I still feel really bad, because I had to throw out the whole thing. One of the worst dishes of my life. I am a waste of resources. kill me already.

>> No.13671941

>>13663406
that pizza was legit disgusting you donkey

>> No.13671957

>>13663848
wut, how

west texas is the actual desert land like hudspeth county with weird shit and lizards and zany boomers, east TX is a bunch of fucking coastie suburbs you could find anywhere in the country. it's basically california. fuck central texas too.

>> No.13671959

>>13664899
This triggered my fight or flight reflex.

>> No.13672084

>>13660957
>dino tendies origin story

>> No.13672142

>>13660957
aw look at that lil guy, hes just hongry

>> No.13672155

>>13671957
West TX is literally nothing but cattle holding pens that blacken the earth from horizon to horizon and smells like cow shit for 100 miles. Anyone that drives through there and doesn't immediately turn vegan or at least vegetarian is a hopeless masochist.

>> No.13672175

>>13658109
how
is that like Willy Wonka putting himself the golden ticket on a chocolate bar?

>> No.13672194

>>13658314
what's wrong with this?

>> No.13672233

>>13664899
Those are some thicc pickles

>> No.13672340

>>13671831
Unfortunately even your post is a waste.
Try hugging an industrial tree bark peeler pleaze

>> No.13672342

>>13658265
Can you imagine someone being home alone for the first time with no food and without knowing what to do? Well, mom is always boiling food and I can't eat nuggets straight from the freezer. Maybe I need to boil them? My dad is like that

>> No.13672352

>>13658602
Air duster (to freeze it) + vacuum chamber (to dry it).

>> No.13672356

>>13657468
Whats wrong with this? It looks pretty tasty.

>> No.13672367

>>13672356
look on the right

>> No.13672387

>>13657468
Isn't that just normal burger cuisine?

>> No.13672405

>>13664278
Activated charcoal

>> No.13672417

>>13664899
I used to do the same when compulsively eating

>> No.13672442

>>13665551
She needs to prep her mandarins properly.

>> No.13672469

>>13665551
That's what you give for fly larvae to eat, this isn't human food. What is up with women not being taught how to cook?

>> No.13672483

>>13667497
>found this in a ruminant stomach.jpg

>> No.13672584

>>13657618
>0-40 seconds, all is good
>from there onwards pants on head retarded

>> No.13672659

>>13664278
I thought those were briquettes at first and thought what are you fags talking about
then I saw the spillage

>> No.13672734

>>13658602
Instead of eating it,don't eat it.

>> No.13672835

>>13660923
based

>> No.13672934

>>13660923
RIP in piece dinotendies

>> No.13673038

>>13672233
Thiccle

>> No.13673080

>>13657468
do white people think this is bad or something?, the only thing thats kinda gross are the beans and cheese

>> No.13673472

>>13660495
Must’ve tried to cook that frozen.

>> No.13673476

>>13673080
fat fuck

>> No.13673481

>>13657618
>think he's done
>there's nearly an entire minute left in the video

>> No.13673489

>>13664278
My wife loves Totinos pizza rolls

>> No.13673492

>>13658343
Thing is that it's fine. It's perfectly fine, even if way too huge.
Then they ladle that disgusting fucking curry sauce all over it... Fucking bongs

>> No.13673570

>>13659474
this is the funniest goddam thing ive read in ages

>> No.13673598

>>13665199
file name

>> No.13673669

>>13658188
is that a power cable?

>> No.13673689

>>13673669
waste not watt not

>> No.13673700

>>13667497
I thought those were cockroaches

>> No.13673949
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>>13660936
Let me show you how its done, fatty.

>> No.13673996

>>13664315
>Germans

>> No.13674053

>>13664143
Faggot

>> No.13674068

>>13673949
But how does he get in?

>> No.13674073

>>13671831
ah yes, the famous cream egg and beef dinner

>> No.13674445

>>13658109
Literally me

>> No.13674462

>>13665202
>here you go sir
>one magma

>> No.13674484

>>13658314
Why would someone do this to a perfectly good cardboard box.... :'(

>> No.13674494

>>13658314
It's not poutine you spastics, it's a weak attempt at a munch box; popular in Scotland.

Just piss a load of chips and donor with sauce on

>> No.13674629

>>13665721
Did you look at them in the first place? They look soggy and undercooked since the beginning.

>> No.13674679

>>13674068
he is the master of walking on eggshells

>> No.13674716

>>13659463
It's amazing how things come full circle. Anti-veganism is officially more annoying than veganism

>> No.13674952

>>13664281
Thats peak stoner food I love it

>> No.13675006

>>13658339
it's kebab, chips, cheese and curry sauce. No one eats pooteen outside of North America.

>> No.13675123
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>> No.13676314
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>>13669069
kek

>> No.13677687

>>13665202
NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PANORINOOOOOSSSS

>> No.13677715
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>> No.13677724
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>> No.13677773

>>13664325
deadass this is a standard meal for me and i am a single income household of about $62000 a year after taxes

>> No.13677789

>>13672367
???? What dude plz explain

>> No.13679740
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>>13675123
Last year my friend and I drunkenly sent a letter to the address listed on that label, along with a photo of the jug and money for return postage.

Still haven't heard back

>> No.13679789

>>13660957
Fuck breh I work near that arby's. Is it worth it to start eating arby's just to see opossum guy?

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>>13665023

>> No.13680286

>>13658110
so he didn't get shit all over his hands?
wow
dude
you're real dumb, significantly dumber than someone with a retarded brush grip

>> No.13680310

>>13679740
It would be a miracle if your letter is ever received in the first place, with the money intact.

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>>13680272

>> No.13680337
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>>13680326

>> No.13680343
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>>13680337
last one I saved jej

>> No.13680680

>>13663090
Love this dish. This kind of chicken really goes well with coke and flaming hot Doritos, obviously

>> No.13681074

>>13660923
>have a bowl and a frying pan
>decide to use a pizza box instead of either of the two containers you already used

>> No.13681113

>>13665733
>not wanting a burgasaur

>> No.13681219

>>13658314
If he just had fries with parmesan, garlic, and salt that would be fine. What's that sauce he's pouring on it?

>> No.13681228

>>13660957
>ywn eat arbys with a possum bro
it hurts

>> No.13681258

>>13665202
>>13668665
How does this even happen?

>> No.13681268

>>13665202
ISILDUUUUURR

>> No.13681381

>>13658314
Mixed chicken/donair meat poutine
probably family size
they sell them here in Edmonton

>> No.13681409

>>13658314
>people say american cuisine is shit
>when they have literal shit like this
I've never been more proud to eat a burger in my life.

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>>13659078
>made on: $5.99

>> No.13681452

>>13663090
>sweet spicy chili doritoes
my nigger

>> No.13681459

>>13664278
They're so perfect and detailed.

>> No.13681476

>>13665551
This could've been saved with poppy seed dressing.

>> No.13681540

>>13674068
your mom opens the door for him

>> No.13681540,1 [INTERNAL] 

squadix more like squadicks

>> No.13681564

>>13665202
jesus, what abomination is this

>> No.13681605

>>13673949
Salmonella: The Kiosk

>> No.13681697

>>13673492
would be dry without

>> No.13681719

>>13659043
frogs=french. french=fries. fries+bread=chip butty

>> No.13681722

>>13664362
man i love Krispy Kreme

>> No.13682795

>>13664362
Jun pls

>> No.13682852
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$3 Tony's Pepperoni Pizza and $1 Mozzarella sticks from Family Dollar

>> No.13684110

>>13660957
how soulless do you have to be to complain about a guy and his cute little baby Possum

>> No.13684110,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13658188
What's that long black thing ? A battery?