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GONNA SMOKE ME A FATTY BRISKET
I GOT MY BARBECUE SHOES ON

>> No.13655649

>>13655643
brisket is a new york deli thing

>> No.13655650

>>13655643
>bbqpitboys
>smoked meat
Yeah right. More like boomergrilldads

>> No.13655655

are they all faggots or what?

>> No.13655692

>>13655655
t. Martha

>> No.13655717

>>13655655
Just boomer bros making cigar ash BBQ sauce here, maybe you're gay for thinking that's gay

>> No.13655718

Are these dudes homosexual, none of their videos have a single woman?

>> No.13655742

>>13655718
they're compensating for something

>> No.13655765

>tfw i can't find a fatty brisket anywhere
There isn't a single nose-to-tail butcher in my area and all the other "butchers" (if you can even fucking call them that) get the cut briskets from their suppliers already trimmed of most-to-all of their fat. It's fucking maddening.

>> No.13655767

>>13655649
um wut

>> No.13655773 [DELETED] 

>>13655718
>>13655742
underage reported

>> No.13655775

>>13655767
nobody south of the mason-dixon line knows what brisket is

>> No.13656459

https://youtu.be/1NWQIITKHSI

>> No.13656492

>>13655775
You don't know what brisket is.

>> No.13656556

>>13656459
yeah i think im making that tonight.

>> No.13656806

>>13655775
Wtf point are you even trying to make? Those guys aren’t from “south of the Mason-Dixon Line”.

This board is fucking brain dead

>> No.13656925

>>13656459

Why can't American's make proportional sandwiches/burgers? The meat to bread ratio is always off. It's fucking disgusting.

>> No.13657003

This is what those guys make me think of.

https://youtu.be/ORkjk_aTlzs

>> No.13657004

>>13656925
Your a nigger so keep your opinions to yourself and get off my board.

>> No.13657016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVwVss7bWLA

was it kino

>> No.13657020

>>13657004
*You're

>> No.13657023

>>13657020
Shut the fuck up

>> No.13657036

>>13657004
>Your
You spell like a nigger.

>> No.13657039

>>13657036
You are one. Fuck off.

>> No.13657045

>>13657039
RIP, retard anon
Got butthurt and memed upon

>> No.13657072

They are all gay. That one dude even sometimes has cum in his beard.

>> No.13657080

>>13655643
Pretty much the only /ck/ approved YouTube channel.

>> No.13657106

i love how the main boomer says "pitmaster's privilege", there's something so satisfying about it. i can just imagine the spittle flying around and getting stuck in his beard.

i don't even watch their retarded recipes, i just click on the videos and jump straight to that part

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13657210

>>13655643
>wearing bbq shoes instead of tendie shoes

>> No.13657280

>>13655718
It's bbq pit BOYS anon not bbq pit PEOPLE what are you fucking retarded

>> No.13657295

They look like the kind of guys you find in gay fisting videos

>> No.13657317

>>13655655
>>13655718
>>13655742
>>13657072
>>13657295
Yuropoor projection

>> No.13657346

>>13656459
This is why boomers are all fat

>> No.13657351

>>13657004
>Your
amerilard education ladies and gentlemen

>> No.13657397

>>13655649
The thing with those delis is that have pictures of hollywood assholes on the walls and expect people to use some stupid hollywood name to order. They're moron overpriced asshole joints, any of them worth a dime will let you order by number instead of the jew stuff of attempting to make you order by some stupid hollywood bullshit names. For the lame bullshit that they are I just don't patronize them anymore, if they piss me off it's not worth it.

>> No.13657404

>>13657351
Piss off already you eurobitch failure socialist commie scumbag.

>> No.13657411

>>13657351
When are you going to realize that nobody in their right minds cares about your euroshit socialist / commie bullshit?

>> No.13657422

>>13657411
Good spelling is 'socialist bullshit' now then?

>> No.13657425

>>13657351
I bet it makes your head explode to be called out on your bullshit.

>> No.13657428

>>13657411
I’m not European.
I look down upon Europe and America equally.

>> No.13657429

>>13657422
WTF is that supposed to mean?
Do I need a decoder ring for that?

>> No.13657433

>>13657428
So while you say shit about the USA, you never specify where you're from. You're a hypocrite scumbag.

>> No.13657436

It's funny when you assholes get called out on your bullshit.

>> No.13657444

Fuck america.

>> No.13657447

Why is that /ck/ is such a breeding ground for all of this yuro vs burgers bullshit fights? Can't we all just get along?

>> No.13657465

>>13657444
Piss off euroshit faggot

>> No.13657477

>>13657447
No, euroshit commie socialist fags are too full of shit and incapable of having any sort of rational discource, they're too used to merkel cocks up their asses for that.

>> No.13657482

>>13657465
>>13657477
>t. butthurt burger

>> No.13657484

>>13657482
Riiight, keep complaining like a eurofag or afronig and taking American money.

>> No.13657495

https://youtu.be/4LezY6RfVYw

I thought these guys first videos were pretty decent. Making bbq on Weber kettles in new England. Perfect kino for a guy like me. Then they ran out of normal dishes and started making absurd shit.

>> No.13657520

>>13657495
Fuck the Patriots.

>> No.13657798

>>13655655
BBQ Pit Boys aren't for leftwing trannies stay the fuck out

>> No.13659237

something gay about them

>> No.13660440

>>13655643
Look like they made for BBC

>> No.13660454

>>13660440
Why yes, they are made for BIG BBQ COMPETITIONS, how could you tell?

>> No.13660466
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13660466

>tfw pitmaster privilege

>> No.13660471

>>13657447
all boards are like this now because of reddit

>> No.13660499

fuck the usa
fuck the troops
fuck veterans

>> No.13660521
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13660521

They give off super strong in-the-closet-gay boomer dad vibes.
And it's not even subtle: the guys look like they just came out of a gay leather bear daddy party and the voiceover sounds like a 90s gay phone sex hotline.

>> No.13660567

>>13657016
It was digstuing

>> No.13660577

ITT Vegematics who claim the BBQpitBoys are gay

>> No.13660594

>>13657447
Also why is the topic of discussion if they're gay or not ? Who gives a fuck? Go back to /lgbt/ if that's interesting for you. We're here to discuss if cigar ash BBQ sauce is kino or not.

>> No.13660598

>>13660577
you didn't know you were into gay guys before this thread, right?

>> No.13660601

>>13660598
Riddle me this: how can the boys be gay if they are actually based?

>> No.13660609

>>13660594
>Also why is the topic of discussion if they're gay or not ?
Because the gay undertones are so incredibly obvious that they easily overshadow anything else they wanted to film, at least to staright people with more than two brain cells

>> No.13660611

>>13660601
based on what?

>> No.13660612

>>13655643
BBQ PITBOOMERS are based

>> No.13660616

>>13660609
You're obsessed, you closet faggot. Go experience your desires and then come back, you will see how much better life is that way.

>> No.13660632

>>13660616
>Go experience your desires and then come back, you will see how much better life is that way.
I'll just assume you're speaking from experience here, Mr. BBQPITBOYSRNOTGAY YOU OBSESSED FAGGOT

It's totally cool man, you can like gay things like the bbq gays

>> No.13660723

>>13657397
https://youtu.be/zJ4vMw-IMtI

>> No.13660734

Everything they cook looks shit. Even if they're not gay they're still fucking mongs.

>> No.13660747

>>13660723
nobody was fat in the 80's

>> No.13660750

>>13656459
>Boneless ham
>it's GUT

see my fundamental problem with these guys isn't their aesthetic or attitude it's their terrible boomer fly over taste. Boneless loaf hams are literally franken hams, it's the chicken nugget of the ham world. And what the fuck are you supposed to do with the block of cheese you just mangled?

Then he half ass caramalizes some too thickly sliced onions in orange marmalade with the leftover ham. Later, you can see the fucking thing coming apart and the plugs of cheese falling out.

Does it taste good? fucking probably, flyover cuisine usually does. But this is the white people version of that frito's nacho's cup webm of the mexican throwing tons of fucking shit into a cup with some corn chips

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13660777

All the guys that are angry that the bbqpitboys are gay have to be flyover hillbilly white trash rednecks.

They thought they were watching a cool show about cool man's man stuff. Now they find out that not only do people make fun of them, but worst of all, that this last bastion of manliness has been found to be: gay

>> No.13660811

>>13655718
>If your club has no women, you are gay.

Fuck off.

>> No.13660816

>>13660750
It's specifically a silly dish made for a youtube channel because they've been making videos for years, you idiot.

>> No.13660834

>>13660632
>MEN BEING TOGETHER? THEY MUST BE GAY

>> No.13660835

>>13660750
Fucking Food Police over here it seems

>> No.13660838

>>13660777
The only reason you think it's gay is because you've been mentally conditioned to associate men being together as latently homosexual.

>> No.13660842

>>13660834
>>13660811
the truth is, adult men have women in their lives. if they don't, they're either gay or weirdos that have been discarded by evolution. now fuck off. and seethe somewhere else, closet faggot.

>> No.13660849

New one just uploaded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahyNx4joMAw

>> No.13660878

>>13660849
is this a gay show?

>> No.13660962

>>13660878
Unintentionally, but yes.

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13661015

>>13655643

>> No.13662629

>>13657404
>>13657411
Obvious seething samefag.

Friendly reminder that doamericansreallyposting would die overnight if assmad mongoloids like you stopped giving it guaranteed replies.

>> No.13662637

>>13662629
>Friendly reminder that doamericansreallyposting would die overnight if assmad mongoloids like you stopped giving it guaranteed replies.
do americans really believe this?

>> No.13662880

>>13660878
They are definitely gay, but flyovers like that as long as they can scream, we hate gays. Flyovers are a very strange species.

>> No.13662924

>>13655643
They're not even southern Hicks. Aren't they from Connecticut or some shit?

>> No.13662930

>>13662880
these white trash losers always burn their meat it's disgusting. it's like they want to get cancer faster to end their life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkHYLd7uSnU

>> No.13662940

thats GUTE

>> No.13663006

>>13660842
are they doing those zoomer IRL streams 24/7 now? or are you just incredibly autistic and cant comprehend their lives being something other than these videos?

>> No.13663331

They seem pretty gay.

Probably suck each other off before shoots.

Seem guys like them in "metal" bars round here, desu. In fairness, they're probably chill as fuck and cool to hang out with but god they're boomer as heck.

>> No.13663337

>>13663331
>Seem guys like them in "metal" bars round here, desu.
where's that

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>>13655643

>> No.13664401

>>13655643
YA HUNGRY OR WHAT?

>> No.13664409

>>13661015
but why?

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13664673

>>13655643
They definitely cornhole each other while they drink beer and listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd

>> No.13664699

>>13655643
Dude on the left is a pretty well known regular in a lot of Connecticut gay bars and clubs.
t. gayfag

>> No.13664702

>>13664699

looool the funny thing is this is very believable.

>> No.13664731

>>13661015
>disliking it
Yikes.

>> No.13664867

>>13655775
This is a stupid post.

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13665145

>>13655643
Got my bbq shoes ready to go niggas

>> No.13665204

Jesus Christ, this thread is a mess. Americans are mentally ill.
>gay gay gay homo homo homo
Your diseased society is beyond help.

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>>13665145

>> No.13665282

show seems ok, but I'd rather watch better shows where the guys aren't all gay boomer dads

>> No.13665298

anything more than a handshake is gay desu