/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[bfast time No.13649839]

first let us toast...

[bfast time No.13649850]

>>13649839
toasty toast

[Anonymous No.13649872]

dumb paper plate poster

[Anonymous No.13649895]

wait are you cutting a donut in half

explain

[Anonymous No.13649898]

>>13649839

[Anonymous No.13649905]

>>13649872
sorry you feel sad

[Anonymous No.13649908]

There's a place called Red's BBQ in the city near me - I think (and hope, there must be more of these god sent places) it's an American chain. Years ago for a birthday I went there and had my first - sadly only - donut burger. I was so pleasantly surprised. I was also a bit drunk so there may be some misremembering, but goddamn, a slightly crispy glazed donut bun with juicy beef really made me hop on the sweet & savoury train. I should make one of these myself someday.

[Anonymous No.13649912]

>>13649908
mmmm, feel you brotha

[Anonymous No.13649927]

>>13649898
Are you going somewhere with this? Because I'm on the edge of my seat.

[Anonymous No.13649937]

>>13649839

[Anonymous No.13649945]

>>13649839
my bad forgot the hash brown and sriracha.

[Anonymous No.13649959]

>>13649839
sweet, savory, crunchy and spicy. delish...

[Anonymous No.13650024]

>>13649839
So good bros...

[Anonymous No.13650036]

>>13650024
Now the video of you kissing and dicking it, anon.

[Anonymous No.13650058]

>>13649937
Holy fuck look at that “ham” lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.13650064]

another episode of "do americans really?"

[Anonymous No.13650099]

is that crispy stuff bacon or what?
looks based but I'm too lazy to make something like that desu

[Anonymous No.13650114]

>>13650058
You're in over your head, kiddo

[Anonymous No.13650175]

>>13650114
Don’t post Italian delicatessen stores, you’re using highly processed store prepackaged “ham”

[Anonymous No.13650179]

>>13650036
sorry, it's long gone

[Anonymous No.13650180]

>>13650179
This whole thread was just to break our hearts, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.13650181]

>>13650175
I'm not OP, dumdum. I just saw a chance to post the ham merchant.

[Anonymous No.13650186]

>>13650099
yes, ham

do it

[Anonymous No.13650191]

>>13650175
who said what now?

[Anonymous No.13650199]

>>13650180
I'll keep that request for next time.

[Anonymous No.13650212]

>>13649839
Prego sis wants one now. this time only cheese and egg.

will make it in a bit, just before she arrives...

[Anonymous No.13650223]

>>13650212
W-wait, the chocolate feels like a step too far!

[Anonymous No.13650246]

>>13650223
that's what I said. but then again she's pregnant....

[Anonymous No.13650293]

>>13650223
>>13650246
>>13650212
sandwich cancelled, shes not feeling it any more

[Anonymous No.13650315]

>>13650293
Positive side is, now you have a donut

[Anonymous No.13650501]

>>13650315
well, not exactly, they just wanted it straight up

[Anonymous No.13651571]

>>13649945
breh...

[Anonymous No.13651575]

>>13649839
This is why people develop diabetes

[Anonymous No.13651590]

>>13651575
wow dr. Seuss in the house

[Anonymous No.13651597]

>>13651571
what? say, faggot...

[Anonymous No.13651655]

>>13650064
not today

[Anonymous No.13652100]

>>13651575
ready?

[Anonymous No.13652108]

>>13650114
is it mouth really that size?

[Anonymous No.13652119]

>>13652108
that's what she said

[Anonymous No.13652185]

>>13649839
midnight snack

[cunt No.13652223]

>>13652185
>snack

[Anonymous No.13652235]

How much do you weigh OP

[Anonymous No.13652299]

>>13652235
220lbs 5'10

[Anonymous No.13652300]

>>13652235
250 pounds. The answer to your next question is 5'5".

[Anonymous No.13652304]

>>13652300
ha, nice try

do you feel better about yourself?

[Anonymous No.13652320]

>>13652185
Don't just stack your meat like that, fold it

[Anonymous No.13653561]

That looks so good

[Anonymous No.13653597]

>>13650114
How does he get out without eating all the ham?

[Anonymous No.13653697]

>>13649908
If you like the sweet and savory then try a peanut butter and jelly hamburger sometime. Fucking god tier

[Anonymous No.13653780]

>>13653697
sounds good bro, I'll make that this weekend.

[Anonymous No.13653793]

>>13652320
what?! I don't even fold my underwear.

[Anonymous No.13653811]

>>13652300
How far can you walk without fainting?

[Anonymous No.13654872]

>>13653811
i can't walk very far without farting

[Anonymous No.13654927]

>>13650024
Cinnamon rolls as the bun, bacon, egg, and cheese with that default white icing. It was good.

[Anonymous No.13655038]

>>13654927
damn, would smash...

[Anonymous No.13655062]

>>13650212
Are you the father?

[Anonymous No.13655244]

>>13655062
secret...

[Anonymous No.13657239]

>>13652235
450 pounds. The answer to your next question is 3'5".

[Anonymous No.13657466]

toasting sweet baked goods is so based

I tried frying a slice of panettone in butter and it was delicious. next time I'll just try toasting on a sheet in the oven

[Anonymous No.13657958]

>>13657239
Post breast

[Anonymous No.13657964]

>>13650114
This is the face of a man who's dedicated his life to ham

[Anonymous No.13658005]

>>13650058
>lmaoooooo look at that ham you’re eating
>the ham in my pic that I am not eating is far superior
Ok faggot

[Anonymous No.13658566]

>>13658005
amen brotha

[Anonymous No.13658629]

>>13649945
Looks amazing

[Anonymous No.13658731]

>>13658629
thanks! I've done a french toast version that works even better. the donut was just a first time thing...

[Anonymous No.13658986]

>>13652185
tell me that beer is warm...

[Anonymous No.13659340]

>>13658986
that's the only way we get down...

[Anonymous No.13659363]

>>13650501
what a bitch

[Anonymous No.13659501]

>>13657239
You got a 3 foot dick? How'd you know what I was going to ask?

[Anonymous No.13659862]

>>13652235
780 pounds. The answer to your next question is 1'6"

[Anonymous No.13660008]

>>13649839
Go fuck yourself and your shitty cooking threads

[Anonymous No.13661132]

>>13659363
right? had me all excited and shit...

[Anonymous No.13661139]

>>13659501
tee hee

[Anonymous No.13661144]

>>13660008
you like, you like long time..

[Anonymous No.13662441]

>>13649895
bajel

[Anonymous No.13662451]

>>13649937
>Not cream cheese and smoked salmon
>>Or salt beef and horseradish
Thread discarded

[Anonymous No.13662564]

>>13662451
It's not a bagel, check again.

[Anonymous No.13663028]

>>13662564
Wait, you...
Oh you sick fucking fuck. Fuck yourself in the colostomy you'll end up with after ingesting that.

[Anonymous No.13663036]

>>13663028
Not him but anon, please. Try a donut burger. Certainly not more than a rare treat, but it's just one of those experiences that will surprise you, in a good way.