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webm thread!!!

>> No.13648759
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>> No.13648928

>>13648756
LEFT
virgin/reddit/4channel
RIGHT
chad/4chan

>> No.13648947

>>13648861
>3 hacks to make tofu taste better
>You can't, don't try, and use meat.

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>> No.13649501

>>13648877
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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>> No.13649721

>>13649523
probably the only thing from tasty that I would make

>> No.13649793

Someone please post the egg guy
I was dying looking for it

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>> No.13649821

>>13649808
Why is no one ordering from the dude on the left

>> No.13649825

>>13649808
YES THANK YOU

>>13649806
Not this one, but thank you

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>>13649793

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>>13649825

>> No.13649838

>>13649831
Thanks so much, ty all

>> No.13649878

>Same Webms every single fucking thread
Just stop already you fucking autists

>> No.13649900

>>13648756
Anyone have the original webm of the guy on the right? Also, where is he sumptuously dining? Whataburger?

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>>13649793

>> No.13650231 [DELETED] 

>>13649916
How does he get out?

>> No.13650234

>>13649916
Out does he get how?

>> No.13650240

>>13648947
>he thinks tofu is used exclusively as a meat sub

>> No.13650251

>>13648877
what's her youtube?

>> No.13650342

>>13650133
what jav is this?

>> No.13650473

>>13648947

You are a pleb.

>> No.13650503

>>13649523
>Mozzarella
>Pulls out slice of cheese
What the fuck?

>> No.13650633
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>>13650133
>You have to eat these eggs

>> No.13650898

>>13649900

Thats in n out dog

>> No.13650900

>>13649167
MAX
FILL

>> No.13651018

>>13648756
>virgin pizza dabber
vs
>chad mouth stuffer

>> No.13651115

>>13650633
anybody have the original greentext?

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>>13651115

>> No.13651289

>>13648861
>tfw local grocery sells high-protein tofu that doesn't need to be squeezed
best way to cook tofu is to pat it dry, dust it with corn starch, fry it in oil of choice until golden and crispy, drain on paper towels, and then toss in sauce of choice
marinating it is a waste of time

>> No.13651294

>>13648877
what in God's name is she "cooking"?

>> No.13651309

how does he get out

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>>13651265

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Pasi posting

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>> No.13651845

Post Jack

>> No.13651860

>>13649900
it was staged

>> No.13652136
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need more webms of her

>> No.13652160

>>13651690
>>13651696
Why don't rude camera bitch take the tree egg from the sexy man?

>> No.13652161

>>13649831
A conundrum: extrication. How?

>> No.13652165

>>13648759
what the fuck is the point in this anyhow. do you really need an instructional video on how to pour liquid chocolate in a mold? I really hate the format of video recipes like that too, where it's a fixed camera pointed straight down and uncomfortably close to everything. fuck this stuff makes me so angry sometimes

>> No.13652175

>>13649821
why would you even want to

>> No.13652533

>>13649167
God why the fuck can’t jack or Kay or any other shitty fucking cooking you tuber ever fucking let their pans get hot, the fucking oil looks like it’s just been poured into the pan and he puts it in anyways.

>> No.13652550

>>13652533
because they're fat as fuck and they can't wait to shove the food down their gob

>> No.13652617

>>13652136
IMAGINE THE SHITSNAKE

>> No.13652641

>>13649523
this is actually kind of clever

>> No.13652646

>>13650503
Americans. Best not to ask.

>> No.13652661

>>13648759
>CBD oil
>coconut oil
>microwaving things as part of the instructions

dear god kill me now

>> No.13652669

>>13650503
It's called "low-moisture mozzarella," suitable for pizzas and stuff like that webm rather than for eating uncooked, in salads, etc.
If you use a lot of fresh mozarella in baked goods, stuff can get soggy

>> No.13652678

>>13651547
can't he see they're not cooked
why are people like this

>> No.13652781

>>13651547
Fuck you, Mr Greenglade

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>> No.13652796

>>13649831
>>13649837
>>13649916

HHOOWWWW
EGGGG ????????????

>> No.13652800

>>13648756
What's the story of the guy in the right? Did he just get out of jail, came back from war or what?

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>>13648877

>> No.13652813

>>13650133
Anyone have the code?

>> No.13652821

>>13652800
some faggots staged a youtube video to get views, any other questions?

>> No.13652828

>>13652821
>any other questions?
How do I get laid?

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>> No.13652982

>>13652942
How is this fucking guy still alive?

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>>13652982
He's a real gym rat.

>> No.13653100

>>13648756
>america, 2 sides of the same coin
>the faggot, and the obese nigger

>> No.13653115

>>13649808
Why would you respect a man who flaunts his eggs?

>> No.13653133

>>13653097
Is he dead again?

>> No.13653143

>>13648756
2nd is fake 98% chance.

>> No.13653157

>>13653133
He made a lovely chicken in wine sauce the other day.
https://youtu.be/w-KbJKndab0

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>>13648756

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>>13653565
What's wrong with this? I don't get it.

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>>13653133
He's in wheelchair (and still right arm paralyzed) close to third and final stroke

>> No.13653581

>>13653100
If recall right, the faggot on the left somehow managed to be least annoying person in that video

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>>13653578
rice balls don't have any taste though and don't taste good

and don't tell me shit about filling because the tiny bit she took it is impossible to get a bite of the filling and she bit all rice

>> No.13653657

>>13648877
The camera isn't even centered on the food it's focused on dat snacc

>> No.13653682

>>13648756
Both of these are basically faked, you know that right?
Guy on the left is specifically showing people how NOT to eat pizza
Guy on the right had it staged for views

>> No.13653693

>>13653591
>I'm taking this anime scene very seriously
And you have the balls to call other people stupid

>> No.13653717
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>>13653657
>dat snacc

>> No.13653887

>>13652828
If anyone here knew how to do that then we wouldn't be posting on 4chan anymore

>> No.13653922

>>13653579
I assume you're supposed to mix all the dry ingredients first before adding it to the wet ingredients.

>> No.13654008

>>13652813
366

>> No.13654080

>>13652821
>>13652800
I thought the left was pretty much staged by like... Buzzfeed or Buzzfeed clone and the one on the right is some guy what just got out of prison...?

>>13652982
Give it time. Burger Wars leads to Pizza Wars leads to Stroke no. 3.

>> No.13654104

>>13653591
>no taste
>don't taste good

>> No.13654107

>>13653922
Technically this is only necessary if you're trying to avoid overworking the mixture (if you add one at a time it requires more stirring to fully mix). For recipes where you want plenty of gluten development and you don't want lumps of dry mix, premixing isn't necessary at all. So without more context it's impossible to know if he actually made a mistake here. The maker of webm is the true retard because he thinks premixing wet and dry separately is a hard and fast cooking rule without ever considering the reason why it's done in the first place.

>> No.13654251

Does anyone have that one webm of a japanese style pork belly? Ive seen it a million times but I can't seem to find it on youtube.

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>>13653580
Based Aunt Myrna

>> No.13654320
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>>13654251
?

>> No.13654665

>>13651547
I hate this. Won't even watch it anymore. Ja/ck/ is at least funny in his incompetence. This guy just makes me angry.

>> No.13654666
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>> No.13654700

whys this fag wiping the grease off his pizza

>> No.13654832

>>13654320
No, they boil it then sear it like that but its bigger chunks then its simmered in soy sauce, mirin, rice wine, with green onions and i think scallions? Im just trying to figure out if it needs dashi stock.

>> No.13655000

>>13654080
>I thought the left was pretty much staged
Yeah no fucking shit. What gave away that it was "staged," the fact that the guy was literally looking at talking to the camera for the purpose of making a fucking video? Goddamn retard.

>> No.13655109

>>13649916
>>13649837
>>13649831
Huh?

>> No.13655134

>>13654700
>being this new

>> No.13655169

>>13648759
Making the chocolate itself is easy enough. What I want to know is how to make a custom shape so you can make really creative looking chocolate that will impress your friends and family. Like an anime character made out of chocolate, for example. Please don't steal my idea and make billions of dollars now.

>> No.13655182

>>13654666
>pizza cutter
>better than a proper knife for veggies
get a better knife you clickbait fucks

>> No.13655217

>>13652533
Jack burned himself once by dropping shit into hot oil so this is his solution.
>>13653580
His mental state has been going downhill as well.

>> No.13655301

>>13649806
NOOO YOU CAN'T EAT TOO MANY EGGS OR YOU WILL DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK

>> No.13655378

Not a webm, but still good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58IgeT4zIwE

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>>13654666
>Tasty
>buzzfeed mug
What kind of meta degenerate cuckery is this?

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>>13655182

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>>13656181

>> No.13656194

>>13656178
>please talk to a doctor before adding powdered eggshells to your diet
hmmmm

The cauliflower leaves one kind of pisses me off. It annoys me when people see leaves on vegetables and think you can't eat them. Carrots, radish, beetroot, just eat them god damn it. They are edible.

>> No.13656196

>>13656194
Except rhubarb. Don't eat those leaves

>> No.13656199

>>13648759
DUDE

>> No.13656200

>>13650234
Master Yoda... he doesn't get out

>> No.13656215

>>13649806
how does he get out?

>> No.13656244

>>13654107
He's making coffee, dipshit.

>> No.13656270

>>13656182
broccoli in ramen??

>> No.13656291

>>13654666
who the fuck calls it a pizza wheel?

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>> No.13656295

>>13654666
>use your grater to grate garlic or chocolate!!! thank me later

>> No.13656352

>>13656270
It's a thing in anime

>> No.13656355

>>13656182
>Ramen
>Chicken/Beef broth
>Broccoli
>Fucking Lime
What the fucking shit kind of retard ramen is that?

>> No.13656377

>>13653578
Aint this princess principal

>> No.13656430

>>13654666
>Apple slicer
>"Pizza wheel"
Or how about just a sharp fucking knife?
It doesn't even take that much longer.

>> No.13656659

>>13648759
I hate californians

>> No.13656686

>>13653579
No measuring

>> No.13656690

>>13656178
Ok it's been a while I've been wondering.
What the fucking fuck is kosher salt?
Salt that was beheaded?
Salt that comes from Israeli coast?
Salt that comes from some jewish mountain?

>> No.13656694

>>13652617
They need to include that part in the video

>> No.13656696

>>13656690
Is Bing broken?
Kosher salt is just coarse salt. It's called that because it's used for "koshering" meat by drawing liquid out of it. Fine salt makes the meat too salty if you use that instead.

>> No.13656712

>>13656696
I exclusively use altavista, kiddo.
I see. Here we call it grey or big salt.
I use flower of salt on my meat, it's fine.

>> No.13656728

>>13651690
>>13651696
what is the evolutionary purpose of a coconut being so heavily guarded?

>> No.13656753

>>13656728
If I had to take a wild guess I'd say it helps them spread by floating in the ocean.

>> No.13656758

>>13653579
Typically, you mix dry ingredients and then add liquids or add the dry stuff to the liquids.
Also, if you add dry stuff (especially in powder form) to liquids, you're supposed to whisk it simultaneously to avoid clumps.

>> No.13656770

>>13656753
If I was a plant I would want an easy to eat fruit, so animals can shit it out and the seeds can spread easily. Now the coconut does the exact opposite. I mean walnut has a double layered protection too, where the green one just rots away, the hard case can be opened by birds, which is a much more effective, than just randomly floating. Well at least us humies can get more coconuts with this.

>> No.13656800

>>13655702
Buzzfeed owns Tasty

>> No.13656807

>>13654104
something with no taste can't taste good, so he's right

>> No.13656922

>>13656181
Based Kenya

>> No.13656939

>>13652160
I don't think I could have denied anything given to me by him, he have such an oddly charismatic look.

>> No.13656948

>>13652160
>>13651690
Wait a second, how did the camera man get up there

>> No.13656965

>>13654666
Using the apple slicer like that actually seem like quite a good idea. Thanks for the idea Satan.

>> No.13657219

>>13653100
Why are you recalling the least 2 sides of the same coin aspect about america when its right and left wing populations are the biggest example of that?

>> No.13657225

>>13648877
at first i notice those hips, but then i saw her face. ..
that's the very definition of a butterface.

>> No.13657237

>>13653100
Fat white southern guy is more popular and a genesis to the image of America through

>> No.13657241
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>> No.13657255

>>13649821
why would you eat food prepared by an apprentice when you could be served by the king?

>> No.13657355

>>13657241
>Animal planet
Always gets me, fucking kek.

>> No.13657362

>>13653682
Who cares about facts, anon

>> No.13657371

>>13657241
I love how you can tell he made a huge mistake when he eats it

>> No.13657379

>>13657241
Cultural relativism is a crock. This is just disgusting.

>> No.13657388

>>13656182
>Brazil
>acarajé

That's eaten in the Northeast of the country. I've never even seen one in the South.

>> No.13657449

>>13656800
I guess that explains why Tasty is so bad

>> No.13657532

>>13648756
Chad Negro vs Virgin faggot

>> No.13657593

>>13657241
>Hey ClickClickGruntClick, I bet I can get this idiot to eat sand
>Pfft, no way is he that gullible
>Watch me

>> No.13657609

>>13657593
>you won the bet, Hungamunga. and it only cost the tribe more food than we have in a month

>> No.13657641

>>13656948
probably a drone

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>> No.13657704

>>13648756
>The virgin pizza cutter vs. The Chad double double double-fister milkshake dunker

>> No.13657735

>>13657379
You're right, Western culture is completely irredeemable. They're the only people who pay others to act retarded on camera and then broadcast the footage to their people back home so that they can feel superior.
In the full length video you can clearly see in the background that they have proper cooking implements: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJz2Tgt3jvs

>> No.13657741

>>13656181
>Netherlands

Fucking inhuman scum

>> No.13657764

>>13657388
>>Brazil
>>acarajé
>That's eaten in the Northeast of the country. I've never even seen one in the South.
A legendary white Brazilian

>> No.13657784

>>13656728
So it doesn't dry out from the intense heat.

>> No.13657795

>>13656728
So only the alpha tree climbers could get to it.

>> No.13657843

>>13649831
Forsooth, it seems that yonder morose majesty hath no recourse to make his egress! Dost thou deign to reveal the wond'rous means by which he might accomplish such a feat?

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>>13657853
Jesus just buy some fucking cheese, a damn cow isn't dying by having it's titties milked.

>> No.13657883
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>>13657878
But it is being enslaves so you have access to the titties. Same reason honey and wool aren't vegan.

>> No.13657892

>>13657878
>a cow isn't dying
That'the problem.

>> No.13657966

>>13651690
>>13651696
He looks like a genuinely nice guy

>> No.13657976

>>13657883
There is literally nothing morally wrong with enslaving non-humans.

>> No.13657978
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>>13657976
Vegans disagree

>> No.13657988

>>13657978
Obviously. Luckily there is no value in their disagreement.

>> No.13657999

>>13649523
I'm making this

>> No.13658003

>>13657978
Vegans are also borderline retarded

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>>13657978
That looks like nutraloaf

>> No.13658052

>>13656291
Uh.... I do. What do you call it?

>> No.13658058

>>13656182
>China
>not bat soup
Lies

>> No.13658063
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>>13658052
In Bongland it's a pizza cutter.

>>13658058
>bat soup

We Pangolin fritters now

>> No.13658081

>>13654318
holy fuck thats some advanced shit

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>> No.13658249

>>13658179
gross!

>> No.13658255

>>13658249
I feel like "wrapping shit in rice paper" is going to be their next big craze

>> No.13658276

>>13656770
>bird eats seed
>shits in the ocean

>> No.13658312

>>13651690
>>13651696
I want to be his wife.

>> No.13658315

>>13649806
His braps are going to be deadly for about a week straight after that.

>> No.13658451

>>13658179
>sweet and savory
>is only sweet
rice paper has the texture of heat shrink tubing

>> No.13658463
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>> No.13659193

>>13656690
Kosher salt is salt without iodine

>> No.13659196

>>13656696
No it isn't
Kosher salt doesn't have iodine

>> No.13659200

>>13656182
shittiest poutine ever
looks like fucking mozza

>> No.13659209

>>13656196
Poisonous?

>> No.13659295

>>13656182
>Brazil
>acaraje
Those are popular in literally just 1 state (BA), I live 3 states over and can't think of a single joint in town who makes them (which is a shame because it's really good food). And it's deep fried bean paste, not batter btw

Pastel is the standard drunk food I'd say

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>>13648877

>> No.13659646

>>13656182
>Currywurst
>covered in ketchup
>dusted in curry powder

absolutely disgusting

>> No.13659682

>>13648877
oh god i'm GONNA

>> No.13659684

>>13648756
Two alphas

>> No.13659690

>>13648759
DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.13659693

>>13657883
Yeah they should release cows back into the wild instead. I'm sure they'll be fine and not be killed horrifically by wolves.

>> No.13659695

>>13657978
Reddit editing

>> No.13659725

>>13651690
How'd the camera get level with him while he was up in the tree?

>> No.13659787

>>13657883
Many people also refuse to eat cashews because of the exploitive practices used for picking them.

>> No.13659806

>>13653157
>Creamy wine sauce
>Clearly broken in the preview image

>> No.13659874

>>13656182
>Doner kebab
>Pita
Quarter of a round or square flat loaf of bread.

>> No.13659877

>>13656294
>Jill Sandwich

>> No.13659936

>>13659209
da

>> No.13659941

>>13659787
>>13659787
many also refuse to eat boogers cause of the explotive practices used for picking them

>> No.13660102
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>>13656352
no they dont

>> No.13660291

>>13648756
Anybody have the webm of just the fat guy?

>> No.13660365
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>> No.13660383

>>13648759
the replies to this post are so flyover lmao

>> No.13660401

>>13656181
>netherlands
what the fuck guys

>> No.13660424

>>13656182
>drunk food
>iran

If you get drunk in Iran your next meal is prison slop

>> No.13660431

>>13660424
Foreign nationals are allowed to drink in Iran you fucking retard. The prohibition only applies to Iranian citizens who are Muslim and even then it's not strictly enforced.

>> No.13660438

>>13655217
Christ. What are tongs.

>> No.13660441

>>13653591
im sorry that you know nothing of good rice anon.
first time i had good rice was alongside some crispy tender duck with some typical hoisin based sauce. loved it since i love duck and rarely eat it.
but then i tried the rice and was shocked by how tasty it was, not even seasoned with soy or vinegar. i proceeded to eat up all of the rice before i finished the duck with veggies.

>> No.13660547

>>13649831
>>13649837
Do Americans really do this?

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>>13657696

>> No.13660599

>>13660365
I am mad.

>> No.13660656

>>13653579
It's just butter, cocoa powder and sugar...

>> No.13660682

>>13659196
Uh... Kosher salt is literally salt for koshering meat. It is shortened to Kosher because of regional dialects, and kosher is easier to say than koshering salt.

It doesn't have iodine because salt doesn't usually have iodine in it, we add it because people were beginning to develop goiders in the industrial and early modern era and we figured out it was because there wasn't enough iodine in diets. So they added it to salt so you don't look like the elephant man. Cheese salt also doesn't have iodine in it, but that's not kosher salt because it's not for koshering.

>> No.13660697

>>13648877
Going to require sauce pleased

>> No.13660706

>>13648759
I work in a part of government that is tackling the regulation of CBD. I love it when the businesses behind it come whine at me.

>But but but it has health benefits! Big pharma! Deregulate!
Can you show us any proof?
>...
Oh and we tested your product and it came back with way less CBD in it than you claim. Care to explain?
>... DEREGULATE REEEEEEEE

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>>13651265

>> No.13661128

>>13657883
>slaves
Is... is cotton vegan?

>> No.13661168

>>13657241
in case you're a complete idiot, chewing on sand is about the most destructive thing you can do to your teeth... Doing this once is dumb, but having your entire tribe/clan/community do it for generations is fucking loony.

>> No.13661182

>>13657878

Actually, most cheese is made by introducing rennet into milk. Rennet is made from the lining of cow's stomachs. The way that is done is by killing baby cows and harvesting their stomachs,

>> No.13661187

>>13661182
calf stomachs*, i very much doubt adult cows can process milk.

>> No.13661195

>>13653579
thats alot of sugar

>> No.13661210

>>13658255
a new spin on the gelatin craze of the 80's...
I personally find the texture of rice paper to be really off-putting.

>> No.13661222

>>13658179
that peanut butter slurry is among my rotation of sauces i quickly mix up in a small bowl to put onto a batch or two of sammiches. pretty good stuff if you adapt it to your taste.

>> No.13661226

>>13659725
the tree is a prop, what did you expect
they lower it into the floor, he never actually got higher up the tree

>> No.13661236

>>13651690
Looks suspiciously like Ray Mears

>> No.13661237

>>13654318
Bakugan watermelon

>> No.13661371

>>13660365
kek

>> No.13661399

>>13660682
god you are dumb

>> No.13661441

>>13648877
Who is she?

>> No.13661447

>>13661441
Why do you care? Google "porn" and get over it, dumb coomer.

>> No.13661473

>>13653580
Jack has at least two good strokes left in him, sir

>> No.13661624

>>13657978
CRINGE

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>>13657696
I'm getting pretty good at this flipping shit in the pa-

>> No.13661864

>>13648877
Wait.. she is cooking? I did not notice.

>> No.13661958

>>13659695
redditing

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>>13654832
??

>> No.13662181

Do not understand the appeal of pork belly.

>> No.13662199

>>13662181
Don't understand the appeal of pork in general

>> No.13662327

>>13656196
>>13659209
Or any of the nightshade family; potatoes, tomatoes, eggplant etc

>> No.13662337
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>>13662327
I grow potatoes for the flowers. Not sure why but I love them

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>>13662199
no worries lad - pork is quite versatile, there is even a dish for you.

>> No.13662416

>>13662065
What is the Japanese obsession with hard boiled eggs

>> No.13662418

>>13656181
>makes Bratkartoffeln
>puts cold onions and bacon in it

god I fucking hate America

>> No.13662428

>>13659646
they didnt even get the sausage right

>> No.13662444

>>13656181
Peanut butter and mayo. Europeans pick on Americans..

>> No.13662447

>>13662444
The dutch are weirdos

>> No.13662448

>>13662337
That’s really nice anon, I grow them with my mother because it’s just fun at the end, digging them out and looking for all the cute taters

>> No.13662450

>>13656294
This is making you gay..

>> No.13662454

>>13662416
what obsession, onsen tamago are a thing. and besides, these looked like dogshit since there was zero marinade penetration, might as well sprinkle some soy on em for same effect.

>>13662418
>was sind bratkartoffeln mit speck
unless you are being unintentionally retarded, the vid presented the ingredients and then showed the cooked form.

>> No.13662461

>>13656294
Who looks at a sandwich like this? Like she's deciding which angle to go for?

Has she never eaten human food before?

>> No.13662464

>>13662199
>Raised muslim
>Leave home for uni
>Finally time to try pork and see what the hype is about
>*nom*
>*blegh*
It tastes like dry, rancid chicken. The only good pork I have tried is smoked bacon and chinese style (where it's so smothered in sweet, sticky, salty sauces that you can't taste the meat through it anyway). Every other incarnation has been truly shit tier.

>> No.13662477

>>13657978
Imagine being served this

>> No.13662478

>>13662454
oh
I thought they put them in cold/uncooked

>> No.13662481

>>13662461
>>13659877

>> No.13662496

>>13652813
EGG-366

>> No.13662502

>>13662065
YES THANK YOU

>> No.13662505

>>13662464
Thanks for taking one for the team anon, but also estagfurlah

>> No.13662510

>>13653578
nippon strong nippon #1

>> No.13662519

>>13662505
If you are a muslim or Jew, you're missing out on nothing there.
Now, a medium-rare, non-halal/kosher chateaubriand with garlic butter and mussels in a white wine sauce... hoooo boy that's worth apostasy from any religion.

>> No.13662543

>>13662519
>surreptitiously googles 'chateaubriand'

yum

>> No.13662557

>>13660722
Every time I see this webm I tell myself that I need to go to the ice cream place nearby that does these, but I keep forgetting.

>> No.13662563

>>13662557
Set an alarm in your phone for next Wednesday. Do it right now. Go eat the thing.

>> No.13662567

>>13662563
That's a good plan. I'll set an alarm.

>> No.13662574

>>13662567
Post results.

>> No.13662578

>>13660365
This has to be a troll

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>>13662578
Come the fuck on man

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>>13662578
how much have you had?

>> No.13662595

>>13656181
>Netherlands
fucking toothpaste

>> No.13662605

>>13662464
>It tastes like dry, rancid chicken
You got some really bad pork then, buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BZDZyRaGa8

>> No.13662626

>>13662595
eh, ill try it when i see pb on sale for 2e 400g instead of the usual 4e 200g. i like all of the ingredients apart from ketjap and mayo, and raw onions i sometimes put on sandwiches.
or maybe ill just bite the bullet and man up to clean the blender after making pb.

>> No.13662690

>>13654318
Watermelon status: fully activated

>> No.13662707

>>13648861
frozen tofu is specifically for hotpot and soups

>> No.13662715
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>>13648861

>> No.13662718

>>13661210
same, it's taste ranges from flavorless to shit which isn't good either

>> No.13662720

>>13653580
Some dude made this on a live stream

>> No.13662721

>>13649831
Look at him go

>> No.13662731

>>13662715
>Vegans actually think these disgusting superprocessed fake meat recipes are desireable to anyone
Looks like dog food that dogs would reject.

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>>13648759
>microwave
>for any amount of time ever
ngmi

>> No.13662746

>>13662720
link?

>> No.13662753

>>13662746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYjVV1-bT8A

>> No.13662757

>>13656181
Where is the fucking kapsalon, that should be the dutch fries, not patatje oorlog.

Just Google Kapsalon

>> No.13662777

>>13662757
Who fucking cares. No one has ever heard of your country anyway

>> No.13662784

>>13654666
>pouring over salad dressing is dressing a salad
who fucking taught these mooks?

>> No.13662786

>>13648861

Tofu is for wimpy faggots.

>> No.13662789

>>13662777
Everybody with an education has heard of Holland as the textbook example of an economic bubble.

>> No.13662790

>>13662753
Thanks. Now I know what hell is like

>> No.13662798

>>13651289
Thanks never thought of that. Every time I tried tofu this shit fucking burned my tongue with the flavor of the marinade. This shit just barely registers as food. Too bad because it's cheap as chips.

>> No.13662799

>>13662715
an improvement over actual turkey

>> No.13662807

>>13651690
>>13651696
This guy is funny as hell and looks like a total bro. Dude is a perfect ambassador and made me want to go there just to have a drink with the dude.

>> No.13662809

>>13662789
It's not America. No one cares. Not even nonAmericans

>> No.13662814

>>13662753
>Final Fantasy 9 music

goat

>> No.13662847

>>13659209
The worst kind of poison. The shit and vomit until you die kind.

>> No.13662860

>>13649808
Left shop is probably literally just overflow eggs for right shop and that's his kid

>> No.13662875

>>13649831
terrible video editing/cuts, but the egg idea is great. would order an egg sammich
>>13651696
based chad coconut opener
>>13652801
ok, thanks, this was much more watchable than the 20 previous posts of this webm.

>> No.13662894

>>13662753
this faggot's voice is making me fucking angry, sound like DSP

>> No.13662955

>>13649806
how do the eggs get out without breaking the anus?

>> No.13662959

>>13662065
Why do they boil the meat?

>> No.13663054

>>13662814
dude does seem to be a big FF fan, more recent vids have music from the Black Mages. band of FF composers

>> No.13663056

>>13662959
Pressure cooking it like that makes it firm and tender.

>> No.13663075

>>13653580
Wait, I thought the Jack strokes were just a meme, holy fuck

>> No.13663127

>>13656182
Oh my fucking God, everyone I know in Canada, no matter what province, wouldn't ever eat poutine when smashed. It's a recipe for disaster. Pizza is still king

>> No.13663167

>>13652160
He was handing it to you not the cameraman

>> No.13663173

>>13662753
I'm legit surprised Deadwing Dork isn't more recognized and enjoyed on 4chan. He's absolutely /ourguy/.

>> No.13663206

>>13648759
Those videos are fake

>> No.13663301

>>13648877
perfect proportions and cute face, would kill to be her BF

>> No.13663316

>>13649806
https://youtu.be/6zB6lvWLDXQ

>> No.13663336

>>13663075
It's not and jack doesn't seem to give a fuck this retard already have a foot in the grave and he still eat ungodly amount of greasy fast food, After his second stroke that paralysed his right side he made a video of him and his equally fat wife gorging themselves with thousand calories of arby's garbage .

>> No.13663378

>>13659725
What is a boom? Retard

>> No.13663390

>>13663378
A loud noise.

>> No.13663404

>>13663336
Good Lord

>> No.13663436

>>13663336
He's mentioned having diabetes really early in his channel's history and talked about losing weight ever since that time and he always remained obese as fuck. He's also talked about what is healthy or not and it generally just boiled to "carbohydrates and processed food are bad", but never seemed to actually followed that opinion. Eventually he started doing keto, especially after he lost control of his arm, but he's not following it not even on camera, which is beyond pathetic.

To think that the modern medical system is made to extend lives of retards like these makes me wish for some people to be left to die instead.

>> No.13663443

>>13652136
idk what it is exactly but something about mukbang really creeps me the fuck out

>> No.13663444

>>13663173
Probably because the avatar. /v/ doesn't really like banjo anymore because smash shitposting.

>> No.13663459

>>13656181
>Netherlands

Makes sense when you consider weed is legal there, only a stoner would think up this shit

>> No.13663485

>>13660424
People in Iran still drink alcohol despite it being illegal dipshit, just like how people still use drugs in every country on earth despite them being illegal

>> No.13663794

>>13662799
Only if you overcook turkey like 95% of American cooks who don't know how to use a fucking probe thermometer, or do stupid shit like fill it with bread stuffing.

>> No.13663863

>>13662065
i tried this and it was good

>> No.13664446

>>13663863
dont rightly know if im the weird one here, but to my slav arse this is basic bitch cooking.
all of these ingredients apart from sake, which i substitute with varied vinegars anyway, are pretty much my default for frying shit up. i also add garlic, some sort of hot shit depending on mood, lots of freshly ground black pepper, ginger and worcester. thats pretty much my basics, without going into the spice mixes or coconut, tomato, mustard and other overall flavour directions.

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>>13657696