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>comes into the class
>greets the students
>takes a sit
>pulls out his docs
>sees a raised hand
>Yes?
- Sir, we have a question!
>Yes?
- Why do you sharpen your knives with your wives tooth gap, not the sharpening stone?
>OH YOU WANT SOME TOO?

Based Adam doing it again.

>> No.13648266

Literally who?

>> No.13648281

Guy's a cuck. Decent pizza though.

>> No.13648323

This guy is reddit the chef

>> No.13648491

>>13648252
You stole that tooth gap joke from another thread. It was my joke, you thieving cunt.

>> No.13648510

>>13648491
I joked it yesterday in adam thread, my dude. He stole it from me.

>> No.13648514

>>13648491
>>13648510
no, it was my joke, check the archive

>> No.13648602

>>13648514
>>13648510
>>13648491
i sharpen my knifes with my wifes toothgap

>> No.13648642

>>13648514
I checked the archives and it is credited to Anon.
Anon will cease any claims to the joke immediately.

>> No.13648686

>>13648252
Adam’s wife can give him a blowjob with her teeth clenched together.

>> No.13648726 [DELETED] 

>>13648252
>takes a sit

learn to type, american

>>13648266
an american

>>13648281
hes american, of course hes a cuck

>>13648323
yep, and an american

>>13648491
hes american, its in his mutt blood to nig out

>>13648510
wrong, american

>>13648514
again, wrong, american

>>13648602
no you dont you lying american

>>13648642
wrong, american

>>13648686
what an american thing to say, mutts law

>> No.13648839

Literally who?

>> No.13648849 [DELETED] 

>>13648839
Some random vlogger that is trying to create a false controversy by spamming himself on 4chan and then "roasting" himself, I assume.

>> No.13648899

>>13648849
Literally why?

>> No.13648902
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13648902

my ancestor (:

>> No.13648911 [DELETED] 

>>13648899
It worked for the other soap opera with the greyhead fatty didn't it?

>> No.13648915

>>13648252
Thanks for the laugh, Jesus.

>> No.13648937

>>13648252
Adam "says science neener-neener" Ragusea.

>> No.13648944

why I lube the hole, NOT my pole

>> No.13648987

>>13648252
Hi Adam

>> No.13649066
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>>13648252
she gives him amazing blowjobs while he checks his youtube ad revenue and brand deals checks roll in. The dude is minted for life, living in one of the nicest parts of the country. Professor, clout, fans, money, food and a progressive wife who doesn't mind wearing the strap on on him.

the dude is literally winning at life.

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>>13649066
hows does one get teeth like that ?

>> No.13649107

>>13649066
Her two front teeth are trying to run away from each other

>> No.13649108

>>13648514
Actually it’s neither of yours. It’s mine. Check the archive

>> No.13649112

>>13649066
Bitch could floss with a mattress

>> No.13649114

>>13649066
what goes through the mind of someone who makes posts like these

>> No.13649115

>>13649066
She's not THAT ugly. If she had a great personality I wouldn't mind being with a girl who looked like that.
But I doubt that's the case here.

>> No.13650002

>>13649115
You sound nice, anon.

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>>13648252

>> No.13650249
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>> No.13650362

>>13648686
What is good about this joke is it is a double whammy

>> No.13651174

>>13648911
>the other soap opera with the greyhead fatty
Literally who?

>> No.13651358

>>13649066
he's into that witch look

>> No.13651373

>>13650249
>cum lube
>clear

>> No.13651377

>>13648911
Are you talking about Glen & Friends Cooking? Because that is a wholesome channel and a wholesome family and YOU NEED TO BE SHOT!

>> No.13652159

>>13649066
she looks like a dude.

>> No.13652168

>>13648491
I made that joke at least seven years ago, liar.

>> No.13652170

>>13649115
She used to do Roller Derby.

>> No.13652207

>>13649066
I could fit my penis in that gap. She looks like Narcissa

>> No.13652210

>>13648323
not a chef

>> No.13652214

>>13648491
you stole that joke from the youtube comments section no joke

>> No.13652215

>>13649066
all that and they can't even afford an orthodontist

>> No.13652234

1) not a chef 2) fuck you

>> No.13652256

>>13652214
I don't even watch his videos

>> No.13652326

>>13652256
me neither, I just skip right to the comments

>> No.13652969
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>>13649066
She didn't took his last name

>> No.13652975

>>13648323
HAHAHA HEY GUYS ISN'T THIS *popular thing* REDDIT? ITS SO REDDIT BRO. SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE IT SO ITS REDDIT
why are you so insecure about trying to fit in here?

>> No.13652987

>>13649066
Realistically, how long could one shill for squarespace? Can he actually afford to buy a new house from internet income? Bear in mind he's an internet celeb in a very niche sense

>> No.13652993

>>13652987
I’m sure most of the money he makes is for sponsorships. He gets a decent amount of views but nothing amazing.

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>>13652987
he is easily pulling $20-30k a month man. They are looking for a new house right now.

>> No.13653059

>>13648323
>This guy is reddit the chef
hey everyone look at me I accused someone of being from reddit.

lets all band together and be douchebags! I am so smart and wonderful please heap praise on me for pointing out the other!

>> No.13653074

>>13653059
Shut the fuck up Adam

>> No.13653076

>>13653059
>>13652210
>>13652975
jesus christ adam, replying to the same post three times is a really bad look, okay?

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>>13653076
who is adam?

>> No.13653136

>>13653108
you

>> No.13653159

>>13653108
so not only did you out yourself as being from reddit, you're also admitting you entered a thread regarding a topic you know nothing about and tried to get into a fight with another anon?

just go back you shitposter

>> No.13653167

>>13653159
>so not only did you out yourself as being from reddit

look at me everyone I'm accusing some guy of being a redditor I AM THE HERO! applaud me thank me get me out of this basement please! DING oooh tendies are done.

you do know the reddit thing does not work right?

you are the only one who thinks it does.

>> No.13653176

>>13653167
stop embarrassing yourself

>> No.13653351

>>13648252
her tooth gap is adorable :3

>> No.13653359

>>13648686
underrated

>> No.13653364

>>13650249
High effort stuff. They rarely meme like this these days...

>> No.13653381

>>13653076
Answer my question first you insecure contrarian manlet

>> No.13653387

>>13653381
>calling someone manlet without any base for such a claim
confirmed 5'11" pseudo big boy

>> No.13653397

>>13648252
I've never watched this guy but from what I gather he buys into the soyboy conspiritard theories and rages like a little baby when challenged. Why are redditors like this?

>> No.13653404

>>13652975
>>13653059
Being popular doesn't make something "reddit". Actively taking part in the YouTube culture-war by siding with pseudo-political factions and getting butthurt when people challenge your opinion is what makes someone or something "reddit". Hence why /pol/ is the reddit board of 4chan.

>> No.13653449

>>13653404
I mean, you are not wrong but Raguesa is still Reddit af.

>> No.13653473

>>13653449
Actually that's what I was trying to suggest with my post as well. From what I understand he takes part in the cultural bitchfighting and gets salty when people give him shit for being a doucher, making him a redditceleb

>> No.13653933

>>13653404
No, anything popular is absolutely declared reddit here. When 4chan realizes that a lot of people like thing who don’t use 4chan, they flip their shit and will commonly declare to be uncool because it is reddit. People who use 4chan are contrarians. They love being into things people aren’t into

>> No.13653942

>>13653387
>t. Balding manlet

>> No.13654083

>>13653933
go back

>> No.13654980
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>>13649066
>living in one of the nicest parts of the country
>Macon, GA
Dunno if you've ever been to Macon, but I live there and it is the absolute biggest shithole in the county.

Macon can't decide weather it wants to be a nignog wasteland or a redneck hellhole. And then you have pompous fucks like Adam who shit it up even more

>> No.13655136

>>13648323
anon uses "call him reddit"

it's super ineffective.

>> No.13655204

>>13654980
The rednecks left decades ago. Its all nigs and wannabe hipster whites now.
>t. transplant trapped here since the 90s

>> No.13655838

>>13649066
IOK i thought the tooth gap couldnt be that bad but what the fuck theyre running away from each other

>> No.13655888

>>13655838
i'm sure they are part of her 'identity' now in her mind. While she surely has the means and resources to get them fixed, she never will

>> No.13655965

>>13649066
>Georgia
>nicest parts of the country

>> No.13655975

>>13648323
>lol guys that guy is from that OTHER site where people online complain about things

>> No.13656361

>>13648252
>OH YOU WANT SOME TOO?

Did he say this somewhere?

>> No.13656375

>>13648323
nigga adam tells people to fuck off thats not reddit behavior. now babish IS reddit, clean squeaky appealing to a wide audience. cooking memes from children's cartoons learn what being reddit means

>> No.13656466

>Here's the thing about metric; when I start hearing about "kilograms" I start thinking how many grams of dimethyltryptamine I'd have to smoke to stop me from killing every single piece of left-behind Eurotrash scum. The Holocaust may not have happened, if it had it would be just one more reason to revile the scourge that is the modern European man. Not that I care for Jews, no. But because it shows their inability to finish the job, which is... not great in the kitchen.
Jesus Christ, Adam... It's just a simple conversion.