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How the fuck are your supposed to eat these things? They always fall apart on me and become more of a salad.

>> No.13647277

>>13647265
Youre supposed to hold it lightly and bite it softly

>> No.13647282

>>13647265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGwPyrSNVE

>> No.13647295

>>13647265
That's a bonus though. Once the taco is finished you use the left over shell shards to scoop up everything that fell out for some next level nacho dessert

>> No.13647297

>>13647265
tacos are such a stupid dish

>> No.13647318

>>13647277
That's how I treat my girlfriend

>> No.13647365

You should order soft shell tacos, you'll find them easier to handle because of the similarities with your soft, limp penis.

>> No.13647373

Hard shell tacos are a meme
Even the hard shell ones are compromised of a fried corn tortilla.

>> No.13647396

yeah, i never really got why coasties made hard shell tacos into a thing

>> No.13647398

>>13647396
Because hard shells make them more portable!
>takes a single bite and the entire thing shatters

>> No.13647418

>>13647265
Stop eating at places that use low quality premade taco shells. Hard shell beef tacos from mexican places aren't so brittle.

>> No.13647442

eat it faster than it falls apart
https://youtu.be/Du7PIFTXNvI

>> No.13647729

I eat premade taco shells semi frequently and have practiced long enough that the only thing that comes off are the lettuce, but that's probably because I overestimate my lettuce when I stuff my tacos with them.

>> No.13647750

Meanwhile, I'm over here shaking my head at how many sad manchildren can't even eat a fucking taco without failing.

Suicide is a way out.

>> No.13647936

>>13647750
You first, baby. Show me how you work that hard shell gondola on the River Styx.

>> No.13647944

>>13647265
you eat them with your hands and mouth you retarded faggot

>>13647277
wrong

>>13647295
>bonus

in what world are you living in you delusional tranny?

>>13647297
how can an inanimiate object be stupid?

>>13647318
racist much?

>>13647365
a wrap is not a taco no matter what you autistic beaners say

>>13647373
>hard shell

its the only "shell" you autistic beaner

>>13647396
>coasties

what kind of meme are you trying to start? it wont work

>>13647398
>hard shell

its the only shell idiot

>>13647418
>hard shell

again, enough with the autistic beaner shit

>>13647729
>premade

what a gay term for retards who cant cook

>>13647750
this, this so fucking much

>>13647936
why dont you legit just end your bloodline?

>> No.13648270

>>13647265
don't shred the lettuce, instead line the inside of the shell with it and maybe some refried beans as bonding

>> No.13648330

>>13647944
This is the type of post I come to /ck/ for. This unbridled, unashamed autism. This really is a stove-themed /r9k/.

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13648338

It's easy for me to eat these tacos, this is one I ate, the final bite, as you can see minimal mess. Enjoyed whole solid bites.

You just have to have good eating technique.

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13648401

>>13647944
imagine going from thread to thread mass replying

>> No.13648821

>>13647277
Erotic

>> No.13649660

>>13648338
This. Some people can't eat shit with skill, like wings.

>> No.13649810

>>13647277
You're supposed to use soft tortillas. Hard shell tacos are garbage.

>> No.13649859

>>13647265
I always eat them over a pile of refried beans. Half the taco falls in the beans which makes a delicious taco salad when the taco is gone.

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13649886

>>13647944
>this post
>calling others autistic

>> No.13649889

>>13647944
wait why is the gf one racist

>> No.13649915

>>13647265
You put a thin layer of refried beans on a soft taco, and wrap it around the hard shell. Best of both worlds.

>> No.13649932

>>13647265
keep it horizontal
come in at the bottom with your head at a slight angle
take two small bites, one that is primarily the meat, then the next you get the toppings
hold the shell firmly with your hand where you are biting so no toppings fall out

>> No.13649934

>>13649932
Nice advice, a fellow skilled eater, this works