/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13644479]

The only thing americans ever did for cuisine

[Anonymous No.13644487]

You're welcome

[Anonymous No.13644488]

[Anonymous No.13644516]

>>13644479
Wasn't chicken parm an american invention?
And all other dishes that were originally vegetarian, but now everyone knows as meat dishes?

[Anonymous No.13644531]

>>13644479
Actually England invented sandwiches

[Anonymous No.13644556]

>>13644479
>t . seething eurofaggot
what have you contributed? bread? bland meat? beans? european cuisine is fucking garbage and anyone with tastebuds knows this

[Anonymous No.13644561]

>>13644479
Muttsharts didn't even invent that. They are truly a meme nation. American cuisine doesn't even exist. It's just European food + two pounds of orange plastic flavoured cheese.

[Anonymous No.13644564]

>>13644556
are you saying bread is bad and unimportant?

[Anonymous No.13644585]

>>13644564

[Anonymous No.13644587]

>>13644561
Hamburgers were invented by the USA

Hamburg steak =/= a Hamburger

[Anonymous No.13644607]

>>13644564
>are you saying bread is bad and unimportant?

[Anonymous No.13644624]

>>13644561
>It's just European food + two pounds of HFCS
FTFY

[Anonymous No.13644632]

>>13644556
imagine being this uneducated, kek

[Anonymous No.13644645]

Imagine taking a hardy, healthy European dish and then deciding to dump 5 kilos of corn syrup and kraft singles onto it. That's your mind on America

[Anonymous No.13644663]

>>13644645
imagine eating bland cardboard your entire life and thinking you are superior to others

[Anonymous No.13644703]

>>13644488
Fuck you for making me remember this magnificent fast food concoction again that I know I can't get

[Anonymous No.13644714]

>>13644531
>inventing putting something between bread
Just like a nigger "invented" peanut butter!

[Anonymous No.13644804]

>>13644516
it was invented by italians living in new york/jersey/chicago/etc, so kind of

[Anonymous No.13644807]

>>13644645
>hardy

[Anonymous No.13644815]

>>13644479
You fags are still seething over our natural produce. Tomatoes and Potatoes are pure American.

[Anonymous No.13645136]

>>13644815
>Be native america
>make some awful foods with tomatoes and some mix of cocoa and spices that tastes like shit
>europe actually uses those ingredients to make edible, good food
>"wahh wahh you stole our food"
retard

[Anonymous No.13645148]

>>13644714
Imagine being part of a race that is proud of “inventing” a smushed nut

[Anonymous No.13645158]

>>13644815
Both potatoes and tomatoes have been in Europe for 2 centuries before USA even existed, you absolute retard. They are, however, from south america.

[Anonymous No.13645164]

>>13644815
Reminder that Spain was the country that literally invented chocolate, because locals were too dumb for that and drank cocoa with spices as a potion
the first chocolate bars ever sold in the world were in Madrid

[Anonymous No.13645238]

Ketchup

[Anonymous No.13645376]

i saw a youtube video with some french chef and he said the one thing Americans do well is pickles

[Anonymous No.13645400]

>>13645376
expand
was he referring to pickles in burgers?

[Anonymous No.13645409]

>>13644587
No you massive Jeb End! Everyone knows it came from the port of Hamburg you utter tosser, then like most things in America, a bunch of immigrants took it there with them and it spread like aids.

[Anonymous No.13645423]

>>13644556
Bread was invented either by Egyptians or Mesopotamians, though.

[Anonymous No.13645433]

>>13645423
so was beer, althought the egyptian recipe was probably different to what happened later in europe
hell there was literally 0 beer industry in some of the european countries until the 20th century

[Anonymous No.13645666]

>>13644556
*Laughs in French*

[Anonymous No.13645693]

>>13644556
We invented lasagna and Turkey dinosaurs, bitch.

[Anonymous No.13647323]

>>13644487
Based

[Anonymous No.13647332]

>>13644479
american women's mouths are my toilet

[Anonymous No.13647335]

>>13644556
So youve never even tried spaghetti? Gyros???

[Anonymous No.13647339]

>>13644479
>The only thing americans ever did for cuisine
Aren't you forgetting barbecue?

[Anonymous No.13647356]

>>13644479
I stayed in cali for about 2 weeks and I gotta say I liked the aerosol cooking oil, its covers the pan so neatly and evenly with a minimum amount of oil!
PRob. quite bad(worse) for the enviroment tho but yeah...

[Anonymous No.13647968]

>>13644479
WE INVENTED ORANGE CHICKEN BITCH
YOULIKEPEPERONI? WE INVENTED PEPERONI, WITHOUT AMERICA THERE WOULD BENOPEPERONIPIZZAS


CORDNOG!

[Anonymous No.13647974]

>>13644479
we intevned the mission style burrito (chipotle)
also nacho cheese
your welcome

[Anonymous No.13648088]

>>13645400
just regz picks

[Anonymous No.13648134]

>>13644479
>>13644561
>>13645409
Europe steals
>Potatoes
>Tomatoes
>Cocoa
>Avocado
>Pineapple
>Corn
>Chili peppers
>Vanilla

And you all claim it as your own. You're all literally nigger-tier and have been stealing American culture and cuisine for over 400 years. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13648142]

>>13647332
Sounds like something a German would say.

[Anonymous No.13648154]

>>13647332
t. Angry europoor that got rejected by an American woman

[Anonymous No.13648160]

UK cucks can fuck right off with all their shit cooking
France, Italy and Germany, you niggas alright

[Anonymous No.13648165]

>>13645693
Get rid of the hash brown, the tomatoes, and the beans, since they belonged to America before the world discovered them, and then you'd have an authentic English breakfast.

[Anonymous No.13648317]

>>13648165
Clearly you don't understand how brit cuisine works. It was built through colonialism.

[Anonymous No.13648321]

>>13648160
What's that? I can't hear you over my Sunday roast.

[Anonymous No.13648764]

Do you ever just crave a mcdonald cheeseburger? Not saying they're good or anything but I kinda just want them sometimes

[Anonymous No.13649739]

>>13648321
Honestly everything on that plate looks pretty unappealing, not like plastic cheese unappealing but pretty close

[Anonymous No.13649950]

>>13648154
Sounds more like a dumb mudslime, if you ask me, lmao

[Anonymous No.13649957]

>>13648764
I recognize McDonald's as the lowest tier of fast food and think every other chain makes better tasting burgers, but even so I still sometimes get a craving specifically for a McDouble or Quarter Pounder

[Anonymous No.13650185]

>>13649957
>lowest tier of fast food

That would be Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.13650282]

>>13647339
>hurr durr muricans invented heating meat

How fucking retarded are you?
People have been barbecuing for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.13650302]

>>13644703
Some locations still have it around here (SE US)

[Anonymous No.13650349]

>>13650282
B-but hfcs sugar sauce has only existed for the last 60 years a-and that's amerilard bbq, ok?

[Anonymous No.13650452]

>>13644479
>throw hundreds of different cultures together
>expect us to reinvent the wheel
???

[Anonymous No.13650589]

>>13644556
>Bland meat
>Carpaccio
>Steak
Anon... time to end you.
Hamburgers were invented in Hamburg, Germany. Beef patties were likely from France (Steak Haché). Cheese and tomatoes are European, and Europe had pickles long before America existed.

[Anonymous No.13650908]

>>13650349
>>13650282
Yea, but only Korea and America do BBQ the proper way. Every other country sucks literal dick at it for some ungodly reason. They just don't know what the fuck they're doing and it's astonishing how bad other countries are BBQ. Even neighboring countries like Mexico and Canada manage to fuck it up and make some of the most dry, unpalatable BBQ I've ever tried.

[Anonymous No.13651057]

>>13650282
How fucking retarded are you?
You Eurofags can talk all sorts of mad shit about us but you start lying about BBQ, then you've crossed the line.
>merely heating food is the same as barbeque

[Anonymous No.13651135]

>>13644479
Cooking previously thought 'throwaway' cuts of beef and pork via indirect heat and smoke to delicious perfection is the Americans best contribution to culinary excellence, and no, this is not the same as spit roasting or 'throwing a shrimp on the barbie' or some such terms which commonwealthers try to marginalize the amazing technique of true wood smoked barbecue.

[Anonymous No.13651396]

>>13648764
>donald

[Anonymous No.13651409]

>>13650185
no that would be burger king, which i still kind of like

[Anonymous No.13651415]

>>13644479
>The only thing americans ever did for cuisine
One of the greatest meal creations in human history? Thanks America!

[Anonymous No.13651435]

>>13650589
>tomatoes are European
Nightshades aren't white people food. It comes from the new world, stay away from that shit if you are white.

[Anonymous No.13651583]

>>13645148
imagine being such a loser you derive your self worth from the race you consider yourself part of

[Anonymous No.13651605]

>>13644479
We didn't invent that.
The Mafia invented that.

[Anonymous No.13651622]

>>13644804
obviously that means it's an american thing, unless you think American is a race.

[Anonymous No.13651644]

>>13651622
It was a way to hide meat from stupid people.
Everyone got bread, but the smart people got meat.
Enjoy Bernie Sanders by the way.
I plan to leave this place.

[Anonymous No.13651659]

>>13651644
>Enjoy Bernie Sanders by the way.
nah bernie won't win. It's really really fucking hard to beat a president on his second term.

[Anonymous No.13651664]

>>13651057
Seriously, I know people who have welded custom rigs and have set wood chip ratios to make sure their bbq is the best. We didn't come up with 47 ways to chop an onion, but nobody does bbq like America.

[Anonymous No.13651683]

>>13651659
He hasn't had a proper first term.
What makes you think they'll give him the latter?

[Anonymous No.13651723]

>>13651683
Also New York style cheesecake is objectively a whole level above any of the euro and Asian varieties
It isnt even a conversation, the discussion is a fight for second really

[Anonymous No.13651727]

>buffalo wings
>ranch dressing
>bourbon
>BBQ
>gumbo
>chicken and waffles
All uniquely American

[Anonymous No.13651732]

>>13651723
When you're right.
You're right.

[Anonymous No.13651738]

Anyone else been burdened by these foot pictures?
Are they trying not to repel us?

[Anonymous No.13651742]

American cuisine is the best kind of cuisine, by far. It improves upon every other cuisine that has come and is not mired down by tradition for tradition's sake. The country is massive lending itself to many regional cuisines worthy of note by itself. Any obnoxious, stale, embittered response by a European will be ignored.

[Anonymous No.13651756]

>>13651683
Hopefully they'll be hanging by then. Or at least in GITMO.

[Anonymous No.13651785]

>>13651782
*our

[Anonymous No.13651841]

Wow they erased my post?
I can see why this board is so slow.
Hey, eraser guy. Jannie.

I bet you're mother is proud.
Oh I'm blocked from posting for 7 minutes?
These are the limits of your life faggot .
Enjoy your rule over a abandoned board.

[Anonymous No.13651867]

>>13644531
>>13644561
>>13644645
>>13645409
>>13650282
Eurocucks mad.

It must suck to spend 300 years spreading your empires around the world only for a nation literally formed from your lower class rejects to reverse conquer you with McDoubles and denim jeans and rock & roll. All of your cuisine has been unseated by the undisputed worldwide king of the modern culinary world - the humble cheeseburger

Stay mad, eurofags

[Anonymous No.13651946]

>>13651867
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[Anonymous No.13652339]

>>13651622
yes american means white people i thought you knew that

[Anonymous No.13652779]

>>13649739
And yet it's the thing (or variation) that former colonies still choose to eat on special occasions like Christmas and new year.

[Anonymous No.13652991]

>>13648134
Nobody Claims that avocado, Chili, Vanilla, pineapple or cocoa are from Europe. Seeth morgen faggot.
An American Cuisine doesnt exist. Its Just a Mash Up of good from other countries.
>Corn
>First Made and cooked by America
Gosh Just kys

[Anonymous No.13653185]

>>13644479
the real hamburguer was created in hamburgo germany.
But it couldnt actually be called an hamburguer today because it was just the meat patty with some side stuff like tomato and lettuce , it didnt even had cheese on top.

One day when the old hamburgo burger was already served in america , some customer didnt have time to eat it in the restaurant so he asked the owner if he could make it in a way he could eat it on the go.
So he chosed to put the meat patty between two slices of bread (the ones used for grilled cheese sandwich since there were no burger bums).

Since then like with any other food in the world , people started to put different things in the burger , change breads , change cheese , change toppings until we had today's burger closer to perfection.

A year ago i was watching 3 argentinians going to that restaurant where it all started and the story of the guy was quite awesome. He even said some big company was going to give his father more than 5millions dollars but he refused , then they did the same offer to him (the son) and he rejected it too because all of the generations believed it would love the charm it had.
I remember the video with the 3 arges crying while leaving the place because of the burger and because of the story.

[Anonymous No.13653215]

>>13651742
its true they improve everything from other countries but they have this weird thing about "inmense amount of food == good" ,like make a big burger with 20 meat patty , lots of bacon , 5 different sauces with a cheese mess that makes it looks quite weird and makes the bread all soggy.

before they can eat 1/4 of it all the other parts of the burgers lose heat and the sauces + cheese mix into a complete soggy mess.

funny this often comes from fat lords with 500 pounds and not from chefs.

[Anonymous No.13653391]

>>13653215
"Immense amount of food = good" is a common sentiment because many Americans are accustomed to taking the uneaten portion of their meal home for lunch the following day. Makes no Goddamned sense with sandwich-style food, though.

[Anonymous No.13653865]

>>13644479
Guess you've never tried:
>New York Style Pizza
>New York Reuben
>New York Bagel
>Garbage Plate
>Bacon Egg n' Cheese
>Chicago Dog
>Clam Chowder
>Biscuits and Gravy
>Chicken and Dumplings
>Jumbala
>Gumbo
>Chili
>Philiy Cheesesteak

[Anonymous No.13653955]

>>13653865
jesus christ i was just shitposting earlier but now i realize how fucking awful american cuisine is

[Anonymous No.13654183]

>>13644488
i still miss her bros

[Anonymous No.13654188]

>>13653865
wow i just realized american food is the finest cuisine on earth

[Anonymous No.13654431]

>>13653865
As a non-american I like how you guys take boring bland foods of other nations and actually make them taste good with decent portioning. I went to Italy and their "pizza" and it was the most bland shit ever with barely any toppings or sauce and real thin and small. It was like comparing a healthy buff american man to a sickly euromutt soilad.

[Anonymous No.13654493]

>>13654431
what do you mean bland? what kinda pizza did you order?

[Anonymous No.13654539]

>>13653955
>>New York Bagel
>awful
you're gay and you're a fag

[Anonymous No.13654705]

>>13651946
Based

[Anonymous No.13655119]

Nathan's Super CheeseBurger is the best Cheeseburger, fuck their hot dogs

[Anonymous No.13655126]

>>13652991
Funny how you left out tomato. Also Hungarian paprika isnt even hungarian.

[Anonymous No.13656552]

>>13644479
I really want one don't you?

[Anonymous No.13656564]

>>13654431
americans tend to improve everything generally, the world would still be stuck in medieval times without us.

[Anonymous No.13656719]

>>13644714
A Canadian invented PB.

[Anonymous No.13657044]

>>13654493
An imaginary one. The lard lad has probably never left his state.

[Anonymous No.13657273]

>>13644556
>France, Germany, Greece, Spain, Fucking Italy
Let me guess, "B... but I don't like tomatoes"

[Anonymous No.13657287]

>>13653865
LOL american cuisine is all sandwiches, hotdogs, and basic bitch soups. it's anglo as hell

[Anonymous No.13657290]

You know what I like to do for cuisine? Stop in my local White Castle and order a slider prepared by my favorite fast food worker. If they are black? All the better. I. Love. Black. People. And. Janitors.

[Anonymous No.13657459]

>>13657287
anglos are just super lazy with food in general