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The sandwich that killed Elvis.
Ever had it ?

>> No.13614880

A hard, constipated load of shit killed Elvis.
And drugs. Lots of drugs.

>> No.13614887

Once. There was a diner near me that had it on the menu and I figured I would give it a go out of sheer curiosity. It's actually not bad. The peanut butter and banana are pretty sweet and mushy so the crisp and salt bacon helps lift a lot of that heaviness.

That being said, the novelty washes away pretty quickly. It's a pretty juvenile sandwich.

>> No.13614894

It's much better without the bacon.

>> No.13615194

>>13614894
you're only supposed to use the bacon grease to toast the bread, also missing jam

>> No.13615199

>>13614880

Depression and anxiety from a life of fame as the first true pop star killed elvis

>> No.13615225

isn't it supposed to be in a hollow loaf?

>> No.13615253

>>13615199
Nah. It was definitely the massive impacted turd he tried to squeeze out.

>> No.13615471
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>>13615194
>>13615225
You're thinking of the fools gold loaf, also enjoyed by Elvis but that's not 'the elvis sandwich'

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13615484

>OMG!!!!1!1! XD LE SWEET AND SAVORY SO HECKIN GOOD *nomnomnom*
Fuck off. Why don't you put some Sriracha on that faggot sandwich, you faggot?

>> No.13615491

>>13615484
>talking about Elvis
>"OMGGGG SOY BOI MEMES!!!" out of nowhere
Elvis is a faggot but so are you.

>> No.13615553

>>13614880
>A hard, constipated load of shit killed Elvis

That was caused by like 5 PBBB&J sandwiches a day

>> No.13615563

>>13614874
No but I do like eating bacon with peanut butter toast. Guess I should try it as a sandwich with banana.

>> No.13615567

>>13615491
Kys immediately

>> No.13615591

>>13615553
Not entirely. His personal physician was writing him prescriptions for ungodly amount of opiates and benzos, which cause constipation even in small doses and which Elvis was taking every day for years. It was a combination of both, but probably mostly the drugs.

>> No.13615654

>>13615591
Why was he prescripted opiates and benzos? And did he take any other drugs?

>> No.13615696

>>13615553
Dude, have you ever even eaten peanut butter? The last thing it does is make you constipated. The opiates made him constipated. It’s a pretty well known fact because most people are either junkies or have watched Trainspotting at some point in their lives.

>> No.13615710

>>13615654
>Why was he prescripted opiates and benzos?

Because he was rich and drugs are fun. And because Dr. Nick was taking full advantage of Elvis' money and trust.

>did he take any other drugs?

Yes. Google "elvis dr nick". The King was all sorts of fucked up. It's an incredibly sad story.

>> No.13615746

>>13614874
He didn't put bacon on it. Also, you have to pan fry, like you would a grilled cheese.
>white bread
>peanut butter
>bananas
>assemble sandwich
>butter the outsides of the bread
>fry in skillet until golden brown

>> No.13615766

>>13614894
Peanut butter and banana sandwiches were as common as peanut butter and jam in my house and I'm always amazed when people think it's strange. It seems like something that naturally goes together.

>> No.13615769

>>13615746
Then my heart seized to existed.

>> No.13615784

>>13614874
no
too juvenile

>> No.13615866

>>13615784
Elvis ate them as a kid. It's comfort food.