/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13601746]

I need more cabbage recipes right now. Remember to eat your cabbage, Kings.

[Anonymous No.13601763]

Nah I'm good my test is already high I don't need pseudo science garbage

[Anonymous No.13601780]

Ever made cabbage rolls/stuffed cabbage? I make it a few times a year. It's the only European invention other than Fascism that's worth a damn.

[Anonymous No.13601844]

>>13601780
this

[Anonymous No.13601862]

Stuffed cabbage is one of my favorite Ashkenazi dishes, but it takes FOREVER to make. The leaves need to be boiled, then drained, then trimmed. Then the meat filling needs to be mixed. Then the filling needs to be rolled up into each cabbage leaf, and then it all needs to slowly cook. By the time it’s all done, I’m not just hungry, I’m super duper hungry!

I was on the phone kvetching about how long the process takes with my friend Beth, and she suggested I make Unstuffed Cabbage. A friend had served it to her once for dinner. She didn’t have the recipe, but she gave me the basic concept… make a bed of cabbage, make the filling into meatballs, cover it with sauce and cook. This idea was intriguing, so I went for it!

[Anonymous No.13601868]

500mg of...cabbage? Huh?

[Anonymous No.13601909]

>>13601868
500mg of the chemical mentioned, dingus

[Anonymous No.13601917]

>>13601862
Are you a 40 year old unmarried childless woman or fucking what my sperm have all shrivled and died after reading that post

I bet you smell like old books

[Anonymous No.13601922]

>>13601763
Incorporating more vegetables into your diet to promote healthy hormone levels is pseudo science?

[Anonymous No.13601937]

>>13601780
aka 'gawumpki'.

[Anonymous No.13602008]

>>13601746
Shchi or borscht are great this time of the year.

[Anonymous No.13602028]

>>13601746
>>13601746
saurkraut
yakisoba
okinomiyaki
coleslaw
put it on tacos

[Anonymous No.13602038]

>>13601746
roast it
nom nom nom

[Anonymous No.13602057]

>>13601746
I’ll just eat cabbage because I enjoy cabbage. I don’t need some /pol/ddit conspiritard pseudo-science based off of a single unsourced study that they inevitably took out of context to encourage me to eat something I already enjoy. If you feel the need to make dietary adjustments such as eating copious amounts of cabbage and onions to feel like a real man, you’re likely closer to being a woman anyway and should just get the surgery to finish the job. It will be easier on you physically and be less laborious to explain that you’re just a low-test tranny over something like “I hate Jews because soy turns men into girls and eating cabbage while posting pictures of cartoon frogs is the solution my reddit friends came up with”.

[Anonymous No.13602078]

>>13601746
So... it made them bald?

[Anonymous No.13602083]

>>13601746
swedish pizzasalad. Quick, easy and tasty

[Anonymous No.13602114]

>>13601862
>Ashkenazi dishes
wut

[Anonymous No.13602165]

>>13601746
Caramelized cabbage on pasta.

Shred cabbage
Lard in a large pan on high heat.
Dump cabbage in, add salt, pepper and some sugar.
Keep it on high heat, mixing continuously until its brown.
Put it on pasta.

Its fucking perfect.

[Anonymous No.13602232]

Does sauerkraut count, or has the fermentation ruined the effect?

[Anonymous No.13602244]

>>13602232
if anything, it is optimal, the chemical in op's post has a melting point of 99 Celsius

[Anonymous No.13602255]

>>13602232
Was about to ask this.
>>13602244
Good to know.

You heard it here first - eating hotdogs WILL make your dick bigger. Just don't forget the kraut.

[Anonymous No.13602282]

>>13601862
That's just meatballs in sauce with cabbage. You also don't need to boil the cabbage, you use pickled cabbage. Also you can make a huge batch, that stuff lasts for over a week and you can freeze it too. Also also that's balkan food, not jewshit.

[Anonymous No.13602324]

>One head of cabbage contains approximately 1200 mg of indole-3-carbinol.

[Anonymous No.13602613]

Chad cabbage virgin lettuce

[Anonymous No.13602660]

>>13601746
coleslaw
spring roll mix
cabbage curry
cabbage rolls ( probably the least amount of cabbage versus the other examples)

[Anonymous No.13602679]

>>13601746
Nice try, vegans, but you can't just flip a meme on its head and expect people to fall for it.

[Anonymous No.13602704]

I love cabbage rolls but I'm lazy. I usually make a stew with the same ingredients beef, pork, tomatoes, and use peices of cabbage like for soup. I just serve it over fresh rice and its delicious.

[Anonymous No.13602720]

>>13601746
Did someone say tossing a salad?

[Anonymous No.13602721]

>>13601746
your post has been flagged for hateful content. drones will be dispatched to your home and your DNA has been entered into the incel database.

[Anonymous No.13602728]

>>13601780
Pelmini are good too. But cabbage rolls are pretty baller.

[Anonymous No.13602736]

>>13601746
Steamed cabbage with salt is highgrade drinking snacks

[Anonymous No.13603069]

>>13602720
thumbnail looks like he's presenting his butt with blue jeans pulled halfway down

[Anonymous No.13603321]

>>13601746
Halupki, there's a VFW place near me that makes those and they advertise them but I cann't go in without being a guest since I'm not a VFW, but not knowing what it was I looked it up.

[Anonymous No.13603326]

>>13603069
KINKY!

[Anonymous No.13603348]

I can make Halupki myself pretty easily and not have to deal with some retard level "exclusive bar culture."

[Anonymous No.13603357]

>>13602282
The ashk*na*is love stealing other people’s food recipes and calling them their own unique idea

[Anonymous No.13603699]

>>13602255
Make sure to include raw onions as well.

[Anonymous No.13603901]

>>13601922
/ck/ trusts the FDA and eats rBGH, MSG, aluminum, and GMO

[Anonymous No.13604200]

>>13601746
>(((Rockefeller))) University

[Anonymous No.13604204]

>>13601746
cabbage, cornbread, sausage, beans and onions, most manly meal.

[Anonymous No.13604205]

>>13603901
MSG naturally occurs in many foods.

[Anonymous No.13604261]

>>13604205
so does cyanide

[Anonymous No.13604271]

>>13604261
yeah and it helps you lose weight by uncoupling your mitochondria not give you gay aids. learn2biochemistry

[Anonymous No.13604283]

>>13601746
Most cruciferous vegetables have this effect, though I don’t know which ones are more. Broccoli, Brussels sprouts, hell even lettuce. Can’t go wrong.

I like myself some stuffed cabbage. Make a sort of meatball out of ground beef, beaten egg, and cooked rice (my favorite, but flour or breadcrumbs can work too if you’re lazy) with finely minced onion and garlic, paprika, salt, pepper, thyme, and a tiny bit of brown sugar. Make sure to really get in there and mix it all up. Chop up some more onions slightly more coarse, and simmer those in some canned crushed tomatoes and plain sauce in a shallow pan or skillet with some more salt and pepper, provided it has a lid to cover it. Wrap your meatballs in the cabbage leaves, making sure they are nice and snug in neat little rolls (you may need to trim the “vein”, but I never do). Place them in the simmering tomato sauce and spoon the sauce over them, then cover and simmer for around 35-40 minutes or so. There should be enough sauce so that the cabbage is about 2/3rd submerged; they should “steam” and not stew, or they’ll get too soft and you’ll basically defeat the purpose of the dish. Periodically spoon more of the sauce onto the cabbage here and there during the cooking.

They’re done when the cabbage is tender and starting to become translucent. Serve with a side of white rice or mashed potatoes (my personal favorite). This recipe is easy and impossible to fuck up, with almost everything able to be eyeballed. The only thing I stress is having the right amount of tomato sauce to not fully submerge the cabbage rolls, but to still give them a nice steam.

Another good way to prepare cabbage is to sauté it with salt/pepper and mix it in with your ordinary mashed taters as a side to meatloaf or corned beef.

[Anonymous No.13604293]

>>13604205
>it occurs naturally so I'll consume it

[Anonymous No.13604313]

>>13604293
Yeah in foods, fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.13604317]

>>13601746
I also like to do a “poor man’s yakisoba” with ramen noodles. It’s not super healthy, considering the noodles are already fried, but fuggit. Simply stir fry some cabbage, julienned carrots, and red/white onion seasoned with salt and pepper in some vegetable oil (I add a dollop of sesame too). I make a shitty sauce out of ketchup/Worchestershire along with a pinch of garlic powder. boil your ramen for like 30 seconds or so till it’s nice and al-dente. Toss it in with your ketchup, along with some oyster and soy sauce. I season with some sesame seeds, as well. It’s not authentic at all, but I usually garnish with some green onion. You can also start by stir frying pork or chicken with your garlic and onion before the veggies to make it a meal.

[Anonymous No.13604362]

>>13604293
You can actually eat elemental mercury with no negative effects. It just goes right through you.

[Anonymous No.13604369]

>>13604313
>mercury and other heavy metals aren't in any foods
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.13604372]

>tfw I eat a raw onion on a daily basis and still haven't gotten a gf
Sucks man, but I guess now I can spice it up a bit with cabbage.

[Anonymous No.13604382]

>>13601746
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Okonomiyaki+recipe

[Anonymous No.13604648]

>>13604369
they are and they're toxic

MSG is safe and naturally occurring foods brainlet. Mercury is only there because the sea is polluted by your farts.

[Anonymous No.13604657]

is eating onions and brassica the reason i'm so butch?

[Anonymous No.13605101]

>>13601780
only eurotards would think that an ideology of "we're better than everyone else so you better do everything we say or we'll kill you" is somehow unique and not as old as man itself.

[Anonymous No.13605108]

>>13604657
I dunno, but I just had a though, eastern euro and russian village women turn into brick houses as they get older, and they eat a shit ton of cabbage over there. So something to think about at least.

[Anonymous No.13605115]

>>13601746
Chop it finely, fry some onion and garlic on oil, add the chopped cabbage saute the whole thing until soft finish, it off with peer and soy sauce. This is an excellent and easy side dish.

[Anonymous No.13605124]

>>13604362

[Anonymous No.13605132]

>>13603901
msg isnt bad you mommy blogger schizo

[Anonymous No.13605135]

>>13605124
He's not wrong.
>In this paper, we are presenting the highest single oral intake of elemental mercury by a child aged 3 years. A Libyan boy aged 3 years ingested approximately 750 grams of elemental mercury and was still asymptomatic.
It's no longer recommended for obvious reasons, but Mercury used to be used as a laxative.

[Anonymous No.13605139]

>>13602057
You could have just said you already eat a lot of cabbage instead of having a reddit spergout about le /pol/ boogeyman.

[Anonymous No.13605178]

>>13601909
How many cabbages does it take to ingest 500mg of indole 3 carbinol?

[Anonymous No.13605236]

>>13601746
Can purple cabbage come out to play? I eat about a head of that a week.

[Anonymous No.13605259]

>>13602057
>X has health benefit
Fucking pol retards! Ha ha those republicucks think eating more of certain vegetables can improve their health. Fucking nazi conspiracy theorist eating onions and cabbage! Retards!

[Anonymous No.13605841]

>>13605236
Any tips on what to use it for?

[Anonymous No.13606744]

>>13601746
Cabbage rolls.

[Anonymous No.13607628]

>>13601746
Fry kielbasa, boil cabbage and noodles, throw everything in a bowl with salt, pepper, and butter. Boom. Food.