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13596721 No.13596721[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>eats lobsters, shrimp, prawns, crab....

>doesnt eat bugs

why though? its just a mini land shrimp

>> No.13596723

I don't eat ocean bugs either

now fuck off

>> No.13596725

>>13596721
But I don't eat any of those things.

>> No.13596730

>>13596723
>>13596725
>missing out of some of the tastiest meat this planet has to offer

theres no land meat that can rival crab or lobster except good quality steak and then its barely even

>> No.13596735

I used to eat all sorts of creepy crawlies when I was a wee lad. I'd eat the fuck out some bugs now if they were prepared well and you didn't have to deal with the legs, exoskeleton and such.

>> No.13596745

>>13596721
>eats lobsters, shrimp, prawns, crab.
I don't you assholes are all crazy in eating that disgusting shit.

>> No.13596747

>>13596730
According to OP there are roaches, jut eat the bugs goy.

>> No.13596748

>>13596730
Sorry, I don't like eating literal shit.

>> No.13596749

>>13596721
I would eat bugs if they came with decent preparation anywhere around me. The only time I ever see bugs available to eat it's as some kind of "ew how gross" novelty dish.

I can't even think of a place to get bugs in Chinatown.

>> No.13596761

>>13596748
pigs eat shit too, but you eat pork, right?

>> No.13596762

>>13596723
You better hop on until there are none left that are contaminated with 99% shit chinese chemicals

>> No.13596763

i don't eat bugs because i hate chitin and sea bugs are bigger. if there were big land bugs to eat i'd do so happily. i remember as a kid watching the emperor's new groove i wanted to eat the giant pillbugs they had in the restaurant.

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>>13596721
That looks one of the creatures from "Wrath of Khan" Star Trek.
Checkov... "They Put Creatures In Our Bodies"

>> No.13596786
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>>13596761
I didn't say anything about what the animal eats. I said that I don't like eating literal shit. I eat pork, but I do not eat pig shit, unlike filthy sea-bug eaters.

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>>13596769
and they are eaten in asia

theres like a yellow paste inside

its pretty tasty

>>13596786
thats the digestive tract obv theres algae and poop in it

>> No.13596798

>>13596786
>>13596792
They put those things in water for a while with no food to allow them to poop out everything.

>> No.13596802

>>13596792
Damn savages!

>> No.13596810

>>13596792
>>13596798
I prefer meat from animals that can be easily and cleanly and completely separated from their digestive tracts, thanks. Fuck off with eating an entire disgusting bug with poop traces left where you had to scrape out its poop.

>> No.13596819
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>>13596810
>that can be easily and cleanly and completely separated from their digestive tracts

>he doesnt know the toothpick method to remove the tract cleanly

then what about crabs? you dont eat their poop ever

>> No.13596821

>>13596721
Why do we eat anything, why do we not eat everything? You're free to do it OP, we aren't your mother, we won't stop you. Go out and eat your all bug diet and succeed at life and prove all your detractors wrong for ever doubting your validity.
Meanwhile I'll eat things that aren't bugs. By the way, I'm not beholden to you to change my ways even if you do turn out successful, just in case you were thinking that.

>> No.13596827

>>13596819
>then what about crabs?
Still disgusting sea bugs.

>> No.13596834

Unless you are a country that sells them in street markets they are too damn expensive and sold by hipster wankers :(
I'd happily use bugs as a protein option

>> No.13596837

>>13596721
>>eats lobsters, shrimp, prawns, crab
nah im good nigger. eat the bugs bitch

>> No.13596849
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13596849

Get a load of these people,
they don't like crabs and robsters!
Picky picky eaters.

>> No.13596855

>>13596798
Mmm, shrimp that spent their last hours soaking in poop water. Wow sounds so delicious.

>> No.13596859
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>>13596721
imagine biting down into this and having the eggs go pop pop pop pop in your mouth like some nice salmon roe hmm hmm

>> No.13596862

>>13596819
Imagine eating bottomfeeders. Gross

>> No.13596866

>>13596855
Any reputable restaurant switches out the water so they're not eating their own poop, you can clearly tell from looking at the things if their poop chute is clear.

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>>13596763
this big enough for you?

>> No.13596873

>>13596859
That is one nasty looking motherfucking thing, imagine that crawling in one of your ears and dropping those eggs.

>> No.13596875

>>13596870
I don't eat pets.

>> No.13596877

>>13596870
That looks like an oversized witchety grub.

>> No.13596879

>>13596862
so are things like catfish and they are delicious

you eat catfish, right?

>> No.13596886

>>13596879
He eats mom's tendies.

>> No.13596889

>>13596886
Don't forget nuggies those are good too

>> No.13596892

>>13596879
catfish meat doesnt taste like sulfur and urea
catfish are big enough to make removing their entrails a reasonable feat
if a live catfish gets out of your kitchen it will die, if a bug gets out you started an infestation

>> No.13596893

>>13596721
do you eat bugs OP? nasty.

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>>13596893
How about a Thai insect plate?

>> No.13596911
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13596911

yum

>> No.13596912
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>>13596721
yup
just like lobsters and crabs

>> No.13596916

>>13596911
prawns arent gross
i have those in steamboat all the time
(peel them for my boyfriend too...cos hes a lazy bum)

>> No.13596917
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>>13596721
/ck/ has been over this topic a thousand times. Lobsters, shrimp, and crabs ain't bugs. Arthropod membership (the most you can say is shared between crustaceans and bugs in taxonomy) is the phylum.
If you tried making the same assumptions of similarity between ourselves and other species who belong to the same phylum (chordata), you'd be calling pic related "sea humans."

>> No.13596924

>>13596917
>arent bugs
but they look the same

>> No.13596925

>>13596873
I'd rather not

>> No.13596927

>>13596917
autism

>> No.13596929

>>13596924
They don't.
>>13596927
cocksucker

>> No.13596931
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>>13596929
crabs look like spiders

you even have crabs called "spider crabs"

>> No.13596935

>>13596931
That looks like that old spider fake thing from Iraq.

>> No.13596936

>>13596873
Giant water bugs are way too big to crawl into your ear.

>> No.13596946
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>>13596936
maybe their babies can
>>13596935
...

>> No.13596949
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>>13596935
its not fake, they do grow to be that big

>> No.13596951

>>13596879
Channel cats are bottom feeders. I don't eat those because they taste muddy. Blues and flatheads eat live prey and they taste much better.

>> No.13596967

>>13596721
It's not kosher.

>> No.13596975

Why dont you eat rats, OP?
What do you think would happen if we had rat farms?
What would happen if we had a giant repository of 100000s of rats, then they got out. And yes, rats are really good at chewing their way out of things.
Suddenly whatever town your farm is in is overrun with NY levels of rats, causing an unstoppable infestation. Property will be destroyed, diseases will be spread (because there is a 0% chance you kept all those farm rats healthy and clean), and lives will be ruined.
The kicker, though? They don't taste that good. They don't boast any exceptional nutrition compared to other animals. You can't use them for anything else the way you can use cows for milk or chickens for eggs.
So name me a reason why you would *farm* rats to the point of making the meat accessible to everyone who is not some deluded rat hunter.
Then replace rats with bugs and you get an even worse picture of why we do not eat bugs en masse you fucking idiot.

>> No.13596987

>>13596975
>(because there is a 0% chance you kept all those farm rats healthy and clean)
Scientists breed mosquitos all of the time, literally none of them have malaria

In fact, scientists breed mosquitos specifically to kill off certain populations of other mosquitos that do have disease

Obviously, the best option is to domesticate rats so that they
1. won't run away
2. won't breed with wild rats
3. tasty delicious

>> No.13597000

>>13596931
>you even have crabs called "spider crabs"
Yeah, they have monkeys called spider monkeys too. Great job, retard. Monkeys are bugs now.

>> No.13597004

>>13596967
there are kosher locusts

no im not joking, go look it up
literally insects that are deemed kosher to eat

>> No.13597015

>>13597000
well i would eat a spider money.

>> No.13597041

What's with the sudden increase in "shrimp/prawns/lobster are bugs" shitposting?

>> No.13597066

>>13596870
flooks like a pug lmao

>> No.13597074

>>13597000
If you can't see the resemblance between spiders and crabs then you should go to the doctor

>> No.13597075

>>13596721
Insects are demons from another planet or else we're the aliens. Doesn't make much of a difference since fuck them anyways.

>> No.13597078

>>13597041
What part of it is shitposting? Sea bugs are arachnids just like spiders. Can you even refute that, retard?

>> No.13597080

>>13597004
Weren't they mana from heavan? Jews are weird.

>> No.13597086

>>13597004
They feed almost exclusively on vegetable matter which I guess fits into their shit? I'm pretty sure they're only allowed because it curbed that annoying little thing called starvation at some point.

>> No.13597087
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>>13596949
Kill it with fire and ask questions later.

>> No.13597092

>>13597041
The bug shit posting is /pol/ tardation but equating bugs to seafood is a strange thing I can't figure out yet.

>> No.13597096

>>13597092
It's because cockroaches and say, crawfish are actually pretty closely related genetically. This gets brought up oh maybe, a few hundred times every day somewhere on the internet?

>> No.13597100

>>13597074
There's a slight resemblance , but one has eight leggs and the other six and also the number of the eyes.
Check out the hilarious movie "eight legged freaks"

>> No.13597122
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>>13597100
Don't listen to this asshole.
That movie is fucking terrible.
IF you like that sort of film. The so bad it's good kind? Low Blow is quite possibly the greatest masterpiece of the modern age. It's a gift, that this movie exists for others.

It is, without a doubt, the strangest full production film in all the world.

>> No.13597134

>>13597100
That's what would be called "a major resemblance"

>> No.13597139

>>13597096
It still don't matter dick how closely related they are because cockroaches are filled with nasty goo while crawfish are filled with delicious meat.

>> No.13597157

>>13596987
Scientists do not equal dumb fucks in Montana with large plots of land they otherwise are not using.
Goal oriented scientists do not equal farmers with zero budget or care beyond selling product.

>> No.13597158
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13597158

seabugs yum yum

>> No.13597163

>>13596721
>confusing bugs, crustaceans, and insects
Go away UN.

>>13596769
That looks more like a carrion bug nymph.

>> No.13597183

>>13597163
Anything with more than four legs is not fit for human consumption. This is a fact no matter how many arbitrary distinctions you want to make

>> No.13597221

>>13596721
because unlike shrimp which take little effort to make taste good. bugs really don't taste good and the only way I would ever eat them would be as a shitty protean powder but even then there is better options so eh. Also most bugs taste a bit shit at least to me anyway, and the texture isn't very good either even deep fried ones.

>> No.13597229

>>13597100
>There's a slight resemblance
Fuck off. You give these retards any concession and they'll just get even worse. They're not bugs and don't reply to already in progress conversations in the future.

>> No.13597238

>>13597183
which criteria make them unfit for human consumption exactly? Purely your feelings?

>> No.13597247

>>13596927
education

>> No.13597253

>>13597238
Read the Bible.

>> No.13597255

>>13596946
that's a camel spider, and it's not fake at all.

>> No.13597257

>>13597253
why would i read some 2000 year old delusions?
You're on the same level as the muslims you probably hate on on /pol/

>> No.13597272

>>13597157
>Goal oriented scientists do not equal farmers with zero budget or care beyond selling product
Sure manage to confuse the fucking two trying to get grant money over nothing. Who's the welfare queen when you want to go looking for ants in fucking Iowa or something and the government gets to help you?

>> No.13597280

>>13597255
He means the perspective trick used to make them look bigger than they are.

>> No.13597292

>>13597280
Oh yeah, they aren't really that big, neither are they a threat to humans. They do look scary as shit tho.

>> No.13597297

>>13597272
Well gee a farmer looking for an ant grant in iowa has no possibility of selling them and the government doesn't want them, meanwhile a scientists is probably using his ant grant to stop the spread of pests from eating all the actual fucking food or causing some ecological collapse from a foreign species. But no go ahead tell me how the ant farmer is not a welfare queen with literally no plan and how you will definitely not be adding them to crack as the newest midwest drug craze when he realizes there is fucking nothing he can do with these things.

>> No.13597301

>>13596721
Because bugs don't have meat, you would not eat crustaceans if they did not have meat

>> No.13597308

>eating only chicken breasts master race

>> No.13597310

it's simple, really.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko

>> No.13597311

>>13597157
>>13597297
Your argument went from
>farmers would have no way of keeping their stock contained AND healthy
despite the fact there are plenty of reasons and evidence to suggest otherwise, to
>farmers are poor and only care about money, and scientists have goals that aren't somehow funded by the government or people trying to make money off of said science

>> No.13597317

>>13597311
Nothing like a good wrench in the gears of a conversation for no reason at all.

>> No.13597411

>>13597310
Ah, yes. The lazy shock propogandists retuen.

>> No.13597413

>>13597301
you just eat them whole, how fucking easy is that? They have the same or better nutritional values as crustaceans

>> No.13597539
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>>13596870
they're delicious fried tbqh

>> No.13597542

>>13596936
>t.water bug

>> No.13597545

>>13597411
the movie having shock value doesnt discredit any of the information portrayed in the movie.

>> No.13597551

>>13597238
No feeling about it. Anything with more than four legs eats poop or carrion, or other bugs. That's not fit for human consumption. Cry all you like

>> No.13597558
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13597558

Reminder that these bugs are the healthiest to eat

>> No.13597577

Eat the bats you sinophobic bigot.

>> No.13597581

>>13597558
Demon monster from hell, yet again. Fuck off asshole I don't come to your forest and start shit.

>> No.13597591

>>13596721
Along with their extremely high potential to carry and communicate disease and the infamous incompetence of the food industry, what could possibly go wrong?

>> No.13597597

>>13597539
Butter and honey with one of those motherfuckers right now yessir.

>> No.13597601

>>13597096
Well, tbf, you're just as closely related to cockroaches as seabugs.

>> No.13597607

>>13597601
Yes and if your mother had wheels she would be a bike.

>> No.13597617

>>13597551
Dogs eat carrion, the chinks don't mind.
Most insects can be bred completely on oats and similar things, what would be your moral problem with that exactly? And yeah, i understand your sceptiscism about the food industry, but you most likely still eat puss and cancer laden beef.

>> No.13597619

>>13597591
there are many bugs that don't carry disease

>> No.13597622

>>13597619
For now? The sheer volume you would have to deal with in supporting say, a population for human consumption? I don't like the odds, let's just say.

>> No.13597625

>>13597591
I agree on the food industry thing, but home bred bufallo worms or crickets or whatever are most likely completely safe to consume, and are extremely cheap to produce in fairly big quantities. At least it's 5x more efficient than breeding cattle for example. Why not set up a home farm? You can make things like crickets taste really good, and you know where they came from.

>> No.13597627

>>13597617
I don't eat dogs. What subhumans choose to eat has nothing to do with my diet. There are no oat raised sea bugs. Basically your post said a whole lot of nothing. Care to try again?

>> No.13597635

>>13597627
I'm talking about land insects, not sea bugs. The fact you can take nothing from what i've said makes you a big small brain grug. Sorry to say

>> No.13597637

>>13597622
.. just breed a bug that doesnt bite or sting?

there are trillions of bug species in the world. The number of disease carrying bugs are miniscule

>> No.13597642

>>13597637
Guess it would give entomologists something to do again other than nothing about lyme disease. Find something tasty stupid.

>> No.13597659

>>13597642
Locusts and crickets certainly qualify. When i was a kid, i used to catch small grasshoppers in my lawn, and sautée them with some onion and garlic and barbeque spices, they were always pretty good, and even my friends enjoyed them as a snack. Never got sick from it.

>> No.13597674

When I lived in Malaysia, deep fried battered locusts were great with satay sauce or sambal.

>> No.13597713

>>13597674
doesnt even sound bad, desu

>> No.13597725

Hell if those little shits are eating our crops we might as well eat them back.

>> No.13597732

They tasted like tempura prawn desu.
Just a bit more crunchy :)

>> No.13597734

>>13597725
nigga if some of these bugs would eat my crops, i'd be catching them and eating them, probably even selling them.

>> No.13597737

>>13597558
I wonder if they taste worse or better than they smell.

>> No.13597740

>>13597737
Does the literal durian of bugs taste good?
I'll let you be the judge.

>> No.13597781

Must be my jungle Asian coming through.
We get very annoyed when stuff messes with our crops or livestock.
Insects, boar, missionaries, hippies etc.
Either way it's geeing a kicking or eaten (within societal standards).

>> No.13597789

>>13597308
Gross

>> No.13597790

Not enough meat in them.

>> No.13597809

>>13597790
I suppose they're betting on the dietary fiber from their exo skeleton. Which okay, I guess? Gonna need a fucking lot of em.

>> No.13597811

>>13597790
imagine being so dumb. Eat insects whole, and they are more nutritious than your factory farmed beef. They also require a ton less resources to farm. Brainlet detected

>> No.13598000

>>13596917
Those aren't in chordata. So you're a liar. People do eat them. Raw even.

Bug is colloquial for invertebrates with an exoskeleton. So sea bug is appropriate.

>> No.13598017

I
DON'T
EAT
BUGS

Hall nah I don't eat no bugs

>> No.13598119

>>13597811
>EAT THE BUGS

>> No.13598135

>>13598119
>eat the factory farmed, subsidized, tumor and cancer ridden animals, it will be good for you, i swear, my neighbour is also called trump! MAGA

>> No.13598151

>>13597659
I highly doubt that, as a child, you were unironically catching and cooking bugs in your own household without your parents beating the everloving fuck out of you for being an autistic dipshit that made the house smell awful.

>> No.13598239

>>13598135
ew, go back to /pol/ you filthy FAGA, take your bugs with you, maybe the russian/chinese tit suckers there will appreciate them

>> No.13598427

FUCK BLUE CRAB DUNGENESS GANG WEST COAST BEST COAST LEAST COASTERS CAN CHOKE ON A HOAGIE

>> No.13598446

>>13598000
bug is not colloquial for "all invertebrates win an exoskeleton"
Bug is the colloquial term for an INSECT that sucks blood.

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knee idea what gibberish yer talking lad.

>> No.13598481

>>13597635
Oh so you're okay with something that eats poop and carrion as long as it's from the water. Gross. That's a gross way to live

>> No.13598535

>>13596949
imagine eating one long thing of crab leg meat from it. mmm

>> No.13598569

>>13597781
Maybe use the retarded stupid dead hippies as fertilizer?

>> No.13598809

>>13596721
The human body reacts with an immune response to the presence of chitin in the lungs and gastrointestinal tract, eosinophils, macrophages and t helper cells respond to it.
Your body literally goes into a "destroy everything" mode when you eat bugs.

>> No.13599457

>>13596721
I saw OP try to post this topic on over 8 different boards, and all of them got deleted including on /pol/. The funny thing is, the first few replies were the same on all the boards lol.

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>>13599457
Fuck you.

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>>13598000
>Those aren't in chordata.
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.13599617

>>13596721
I eat shellfish because I'm not a Jew I don't eat bugs because I'm civilized and parasites

>> No.13599630

I eat tuna melts, so fish w/cheese, am I going to hell?

>> No.13599648

if people want to eat bugs thats fine
i personally will avoid them

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>> No.13599719

>>13596949
>>13596931
I don't think I could emotionally take it if I saw that thing crawling towards me in dark murky green water. Like I think I would break down and have a panic attack.

>> No.13599725

>>13596975
It Kinda fucked me up when I read that rats live incredibly short lives but scientists were able to make a breed that could live for 10 years, but they killed it off immediately because they knew if it got out it would cause a massive epidemic for the world.

>> No.13599741

>>13599725
Check out the OTR "Three Skeleton Key" about some rats invading a lighthouse.

>> No.13599748

>>13599725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uT4Q36hNTI
SUSPENSE -- "THREE SKELETON KEY" (11-11-56)