/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13596256]

>he doesn't get all of the seafood he cooks purely from fishing
Where did it all go so wrong in your lives that you've forgotten such simple, fresh pleasures, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.13596264]

I used to, then chinks illegally trawled in our waters and fucked our ecosystem.

[Anonymous No.13596266]

>>13596256
Fish in general taste pretty bad desu only shellfish are good

[Anonymous No.13597053]

>>13596266
Amazingly bad palate you've got there

[Anonymous No.13597200]

>>13596256
>he doesn't farm his fish

[Anonymous No.13597213]

I too enjoy fishing, but i live 100 miles away from the coast and only get to fish the local canal and lake for the most part. I could eat the fish from the lake, but it would be european perch or pike only, maybe a roach or a carp too. The fish from my canal are too contaminated with heavy metals to consume, especially the eels

[Anonymous No.13597219]

>>13596256
I live in the desert and the only decent fishing is like a 45 minute drive, where there's a ton of dead bodies.

[Anonymous No.13597243]

>>13596256
Any retard can fish. Only a tiny portion of the living things in the history of Earth have gotten to simply have fish presented to them already prepared by an elaborate industrialized distribution system for zero effort consumption on perpetual demand.

[Anonymous No.13597245]

fishing lvls?

[Anonymous No.13597246]

>>13596256
haha

[Anonymous No.13597248]

>>13597200
You sound like you have some experience on that front. What's it like? Been thinking of getting into some kind of aquaculture myself.

[Anonymous No.13597252]

>>13597243
>Any retard can fish.
>tfw been trying to fish for weeks in the local river and still catch nothing.

[Anonymous No.13597261]

>>13597252
What are you targetting, and what method are you using? I could possibly give you some guidance, fren

[Anonymous No.13597281]

>>13596256
Haha...

[Anonymous No.13597290]

>>13597261
I'm targetting anything. I have a diy no reel 6ft bamboo rod. my line is half twine and half really thin nylon string (out of frame). I bait with sweetcorn. I am too poor for a store bought rod, what do how improve?

[Anonymous No.13597300]

>>13597290
you can't afford a $10 for some fishing gear? go beg for money for 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.13597305]

>>13597300
>$10 for some fishing gear
WHERE? I come from bregsit land.

[Anonymous No.13597307]

>>13597290
Haha, that's our poorfag DIY-fishing anon...

[Anonymous No.13597312]

>>13597307
hello /out/! have some gnocchi

[Anonymous No.13597316]

>>13597290
shiet dude, that's some poverty fishing. You can get somewhat decent rods and reels for very cheap. Sweet corn is fine as a bait for carp and bream and roach. If you lived closer i'd give you my old rods, i have about 10 i never use anymore

[Anonymous No.13597321]

>>13597312
>he thinks it's /out/
Some anons are really holding back, let me tell you. Are those black things supposed to be olives or grapes?

[Anonymous No.13597335]

>>13597305
literally any walmart

[Anonymous No.13597347]

>>13596256
Literally the only I eat fish is when I catch it myself. Fresh halibut and rockfish can't be beat, the taste is noticeably better than buying it from the fish market.

[Anonymous No.13597363]

>>13597316
I'd love to catch some carp. a small grass carp or something. please advice.

>>13597321
Olives.

I thought that poster was from /out/. Why did he say "our" poorfag diy-fishing anon if he wasn't? I've only ever posted my poorfag rod on /out/

[Anonymous No.13597373]

>>13597363
Haha...

[Anonymous No.13597377]

>>13597363
When exactly did you go fishing? It's winter now in western europe, carp aren't feeding much until spring. In spring, go to a relatively shallow area of your lake, go there two or three times, throw a can of sweet corn on the exact same spot those days. Then go back, put some sweet corn on your hook and go fishing, it's pretty likely you'll catch at least a bream or a small carp. I'd advice you to at least use some lead or something to get your hook to the bottom

[Anonymous No.13597378]

>>13596256
I used to. then i had a kid. fucked if i have free time these days.

ib4
>no free time and on 4chan

I'm waiting for something to compile, so i'm taking a break from work.

[Anonymous No.13597387]

>>13597377
>throw a can of sweet corn on the exact same spot those days.
AHA! thank you, I'll do this. how much corn do I throw? surely not thw whole can?

[Anonymous No.13597395]

>>13597387
You could use half a can, just make sure you throw it in about the same spot every day, it will condition the fish to come looking for feed there if you do it a couple of times, makes your time fishing there more productive. Also don't discard the water in the cans, throw it in the lake too, the sweet smell will attract fish.

[Anonymous No.13597400]

>>13597387
nope, you open it first

[Anonymous No.13597405]

>>13597400
retard; leave the man alone, he's trying to learn something

[Anonymous No.13597415]

>>13597395
>>13597405
thank you brother <3

how far out from the bank should I be fishing? or does it not matter as long as I condition the fish with corn?

[Anonymous No.13597422]

>>13597415
I'd fish at around 10-15 meters from the bank, your movement could scare away fish right at the bank, but they'll be less spooked if you fish a bit further away, but since you only have a poverty fishing pole, i'd advise you to fish as far as your equipment allows you, just make sure it's not extremely deep or your hook will never touch the bottom

[Anonymous No.13597427]

>>13597415
>>13597422
you got any throw away email you could give me? i'm considering sending you one or two old rods of mine with the mail, since you only live across the canal

[Anonymous No.13597462]

>>13597422
should I look to extend my rod? also is it okay if I carry on with no reel?

>>13597427
wouldn't shipping be really expensive? ;o;

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.13597480]

>>13597462
Get in contact with me with a screencap of this thread and i'll fill you in.

[Anonymous No.13597503]

Calvard when?

[Anonymous No.13597658]

>>13597503
The fishing's just not going to be the same without Rean around... all that U-material...

[Anonymous No.13597662]

>>13597658
Haha... Rean...

[Anonymous No.13598061]

>>13596256
>he eats fish and not chad crustaceans
lmao

[Anonymous No.13598108]

>>13598061
>he doesn't eat Gigachad cephalopods
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.13598250]

>>13596256
Do you really want a breakdown of the logisitics of why we don't do that, and instead buy salmon from the store?

[Anonymous No.13598261]

>>13596256
How? Why?
I thought it was only /v/ but even /ck/... I'm not dissapointed i'm just perplexed, haha...

[Anonymous No.13598262]

>>13598250
What's holding you back, anon? Let's hear your pathetic excuses.

[Anonymous No.13598276]

>>13598262
Not funny fuck off /fg/'s down the hallway fuck you go baaack

[Anonymous No.13598280]

>>13598276
Haha...

[Anonymous No.13598287]

>>13598280
I'm not angry, i'm not dissapointed, i'm just surprised.

[Anonymous No.13598304]

Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.13598326]

>>13598262
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STUCK ON /v/ AND /fg/ WHO LET YOU OUT
HIROMOOOOT

[Anonymous No.13598330]

>>13598326
>he hasn't been on /a/ recently
5toubun threads would like to have a word with you

[Anonymous No.13598351]

>>13598330
Not one rancepost in a 400 reply thread, that is, til i showed up; but really there was nothing.

[Anonymous No.13598356]

>>13596256
That would limit me to soley catfish, and even though I like catfish, not enough to go noodling or fishing for it

[Anonymous No.13598732]

>>13596266
Cringe

[Anonymous No.13598742]

>>13596256
>all the seafood
>purely from fishing

Yea have fun fishing for crabs and prawns instead of using traps

[Anonymous No.13598749]

>>13598742
You can catch crab with fishing pole snares. Crawfish ain't really seafood.

[Anonymous No.13598750]

>>13598749
Misread your post. But who traps shrimp? You net them and thats fishing

[Anonymous No.13598755]

>>13598750
Prawns you dolt. I am starting to think you don't even know how to fish and are just larping.

[Anonymous No.13598864]

>>13598755
They're basically the same you fuck

[Anonymous No.13600697]

>>13598864
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13600811]

>>13596256
I eat local freshwater fish. I live way too far away from any saltwater to realistically catch, store, and transport all of the ocean dwelling seafood I eat in a year.
I used to fish in some of the lakes closer to me but now I typically have to go about half an hour to an hour further to fish anywhere that's not fucked by ag/golf course/roadway runoff or overfished by gooks who keep 3 times the limit/net until the place is barren.

[Anonymous No.13602151]

>>13596256
Haha...

[Anonymous No.13602310]

I love fishing, but im landlocked, and our local ecosystem is fucked. Everything has ridic levels of arsenic from gold mining. The government has an entire branch dedicated to testing us for arsenic levels. cant even harvest berries or garden in parts of town due to the concentrations being so high.

[Anonymous No.13602426]

>>13597245
73

[Anonymous No.13602429]

>>13596256
This nigger has obviously never actually been fishing.
>simple, fresh pleasures
LOL

[Anonymous No.13602737]

>>13596256
what does rean the mean machine cook his wife estelle before he bangs her?

[Anonymous No.13603251]

>>13602737
cum?

[Anonymous No.13604063]

>>13596256
haha...