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13592228 No.13592228 [Reply] [Original]

how much of a meme is mayo?

>> No.13592291

>>13592228
adds zero flavor, ruins the mouth feel of any meal, and makes it look like someone came in your sandwich

>> No.13592326

>>13592291
>literal child's pallete
>"mouth feel"
>only comparison he can find is cum
What a massive fucking faggot you are.

>> No.13592368

>>13592228
heterogenity propaganda

>> No.13592424

>>13592326
have fun with your flavorless egg paste, you fucking mong

>> No.13592434
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13592434

So if they mixed mayonnaise and mustard, would it be called mayo-tard?

>> No.13592562

Mayo is ok, I don't use it much and a little goes a long way. It's more of assist. Only Canucks eat that shit like it a regular condiment.

>> No.13592576

>>13592434

musto

>> No.13592588

Worthless condiment. Oily and greasy, yet adds little to nothing in terms of flavour.

>> No.13592598

>>13592291
>Mayo
>Flavorless

>> No.13592599
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13592599

>>13592434
It already exists, it's called mayomust, which might actually be worse than mayo-tard

>> No.13592699

Are Americans really too lazy for mixing two sauces so they have to buy them allready mixed?

>> No.13592711

>>13592599
mustonnaise would have been so much better

>> No.13592712

>>13592599
PASS THE MUST

>> No.13592722

>>13592699
people like gimmicks but they don't really like this gimmick I think this shit flopped badly but Kraft Heinz is mad that Unilever didn't sell out to them so they are trying to hurt their Hellman's/Best Food market dominance in the mayo section

>> No.13592735
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>>13592228
it's called fancy sauce

>> No.13592743

>>13592711
it's actually called mayostard . there's also a variant called mustardayonnaise . and for those who don't have time to spread each of those there's mustmayostardayonnaise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

>> No.13592782

>>13592228
stop making threads you fucking retarded faggot

>> No.13592828

>>13592711

product testing figured that such a long name would confuse the average consumer.

>> No.13592848

>>13592424
>mayo
>flavorless
DO you lack any sense of taste nigger?

>> No.13592851

Not everything is a "meme." Mayo is disgusting gloppy garbage consumed by low-IQ retards while chuppers live full and enriching lives of dignity, joy, accomplishment, and refinement.

>> No.13592854

mayo is great.
t. Belgian

>> No.13592870

>>13592228
Not a meme.

Just gross and I imagine a gross fat person enjoying it.

>> No.13593219

Which is more disgusting /ck/?
>drinking ketchup from a cup
>putting large amounts of kewpie mayo on literally everything that isn't a dessert

>> No.13593255

>>13593219

mayo guzzling. ketchup gets shat on a lot but at least it has a consistent flavour of sweet and sour, it'd be more overpowering than disgusting. mayo on its own is fucking revolting and only good blended with meats at low amounts

>> No.13593269

Mayo is a great addition to a spicy chicken sandwich

>> No.13593656

Why are all of you fucking people just massive losers? Put 2:1.5:.6.5:.3 mayo, ketchup, mustard, 10% vinegar. Then add chipotle chili powder to colour it with 1 granule per millimeter of powder.

That's perfect sauce.

>> No.13593672

>>13592326
KEK tastlet btfo

>> No.13594206

>>13592291
> White stuff looks like cum! Ew!
If you seriously cannot eat a white substance because it makes you think of cum then you are gay. And if you are gay and still don't like may for that reason then why do you care?

>> No.13594210

>>13592424
There's literally vinegar in mayonnaise. If you cannot taste that then you cannot be trusted to judge anything on the merits of flavor.

>> No.13594212

>>13592851
> Chuppers
It's spelled "children."

>> No.13594222

>>13593255
No one guzzles mayonnaise because you do not need to drown food with it like "chuppers" do.

>> No.13594226

>>13592588
There is literally nothing wrong with oiliness or greasiness. Mayonnaise does add flavor and if you cannot notice it then you have stunted taste buds and are not any authority on flavor.

>> No.13594374

>>13592699
It's a huge thing in Utah. They call it fry sauce.

>> No.13594390

Any condiment that adds calories is a joke.
Mustard master race

>> No.13594429
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>>13592228
Get in that mud, Mayonaise!

>> No.13594457

>>13592291
>>13592424
>says mayo lacks flavor
>has the gall to attack other people's palettes

You may want to cut off your tongue, seeing as it's doing the same job as if it weren't even there in the first place.

>> No.13594545

>>13594226

I eat the greasiest, fattiest cuts of meat, sauces etc. I'm 146 at 5 10. I was 220 a decade ago when I was watching out for fatty foods. "Lite" foods give you diabetes and make you fat. They have garbage carbs in them that fuck you right in the ass. Eat full fat sour cream, high fat cream in your coffee. "Diet" solutions will have you cutting your feet off when you're 50.

>> No.13594568

>>13592599
>not mayotard
marketing blunder of the century

>> No.13594593

Mayo>>>>>chup
Deal with it tastelets

>> No.13594669

>>13592228
only use Japanese mayonnaise

>> No.13594832

>>13592228
>>13592291

American mayo is flavorless, real mayo with a pinch of mustard is really good. not even memeing.