How do I season my steak with tears? And which tears works best with rare steaks? Tears of defeat, tears of sorrow, tears existential dread, etc? >also, where to get tears?

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Anonymous Thu Jan 30 00:44:59 2020 No.13589157 [Reply] [Original]

How do I season my steak with tears? And which tears works best with rare steaks? Tears of defeat, tears of sorrow, tears existential dread, etc?

>also, where to get tears?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 00:48:52 2020 No.13589173 >>13589157 >also, where to get tears? Your enemies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 00:53:31 2020 No.13589190 >>13589157 You imagine a bald eagle carrying an American flag over a mountain of guns, and catch the tears of pride and joy as the flow freely. The very best tears for steak.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 00:57:12 2020 No.13589198 >>13589190 Deep fried steak is based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 30 01:01:41 2020 No.13589208 Tears of rape

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