vegan meat

[Anonymous No.13576341]

If i didnt tell you, you would have thought this was real meat; not vegan meat made out of seitan (soy protein)

pretty soon there would be no need to eat animal meat at all

[Anonymous No.13576381]

>>13576341
I hardly ever eat steaks or hamburgers and I seriously doubt a vegan substitute for the meats I use in my stews is just around the corner.
Besides, veganism doesn't stop at food; I'd have to stop wearing leather and shooting photographic film as well. It's nice that people have a choice of vegan foods but they really always did. The world is not about to go vegan just because some vapid white girls switch to ground up chick peas instead of cheap grocery store hamburger.
Incidentally, do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

[Anonymous No.13576383]

being vegan is unironically racist

[Anonymous No.13576401]

>>13576341
No, I'd have thought that was some vegan meat substitute because it doesn't look like meat.

[Anonymous No.13576408]

i think we all should start eating vegan meat. kill all vegans and eat them that is.

[Anonymous No.13576415]

>>13576341

>If I didn't tell you

yeah, I'd take one bite and ask why your burger tastes like grass

>Heavy grass diet lol

no fucker, fuck you

[Anonymous No.13576430]

>>13576341
Seitan is gluten faggot, not soy protein. It's what mock duck is made from.

[Anonymous No.13576431]

Looks like play dough and beef jerky put together

[Anonymous No.13576497]

>>13576381
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

[Anonymous No.13576929]

>>13576341
I would have thought that it was clay.

[Anonymous No.13576939]

>>13576401
liar

>>13576408
xd so randum LOL

>>13576415
liar

>>13576430
wrong

>>13576431
wrong

>>13576929
liar

[Anonymous No.13576947]

>>13576939
>liar
No it looks like poorly mixed clay.

[Anonymous No.13576956]

>>13576341
Can someone make meat lettuce to balance this shit out

[Anonymous No.13576959]

>>13576939
How can we trust a vegan to know what real meat looks like? You might fool at a distance but it unironically does look playdoh.

[Anonymous No.13576973]

>>13576341
Have you ever been in contact with meat mate? this looks like play dough.

[Anonymous No.13576986]

>>13576341
Nutritionists
>cut out all processed foods, they'll give you cancer
"Nutritionists"
>eat this unrecognizable mutant slop

[Anonymous No.13576989]

>>13576939
proof op is a little vegan bitch boy

[Anonymous No.13577011]

Soy gave my mom cancer. It doesn't feel that healthy to me when I eat it, I just stick to fish instead when I want meat and usually just go with veggies. Broccoli has almost twice as much protein as beef per volume anyway

[Anonymous No.13577014]

>wanting your plants to look like a dead body

[Anonymous No.13577016]

>>13577011
>Soy gave my mom cancer
how you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.13577021]

>>13577011
>Broccoli has almost twice as much protein as beef per volume anyway
Just eat some watercress brah

[Anonymous No.13577036]

>>13576986
>processed food is and but this meat like substance made out of twigs and berries modified after hundreds of industrial chemicals reactions good for you trust be bro.
I will never understand vegan "naturalists"

[Anonymous No.13577039]

>>13576497

[Anonymous No.13577056]

>>13576341
My brother who is antivegan ate a vegan doughnut by himself despite acting offended and victimized by veganism. He said he didnt notice the lack of egg, ironically I did

[Anonymous No.13577116]

>>13576341
that shit looks like play dough. plant protein is also inferior to animal protein.

[Anonymous No.13577159]

>>13577016
He's a schizo, if you couldn't tell by him saying something "feels healthy"

[Anonymous No.13577160]

>if i didnt tell you i took a shit without washing my hands before cooking your food, you wouldnt realize Im the one who gave you E coli
>eventually there would be no need for hygiene standards in restaurants

[Anonymous No.13577196]

This thread is completely lacking nootrients

[Anonymous No.13577253]

>>13576341
In our glorious Europoorland it is forbidden to call anything made not out of meat as "meat".
There is no vegan "meat". It's forbidden by law to call your soy/insect/whatever product meat.

[Anonymous No.13577347]

>>13576341
>there would be no need to eat animal meat at all
That's where this vegan planning falls apart because people will still WANT the cheaper and generally better tasting animal meat more than your fake shit and that's what really matters

[Anonymous No.13577400]

>>13577159

I take it you're such a fat fuck that you eat a fast food meal 5 times a week and don't even notice that it feels gross

[Anonymous No.13577460]

>>13577400
Thinking about that, christ I ate a McMenu last friday, and while it tasted good when eating it really left me a terrible aftertaste

[Anonymous No.13577492]

>>13577196
>posts the shitty carnivore that is beyond retarded
do you get paid for being this gay

[Anonymous No.13577533]

>>13576341
Bro i miss playing with play-doh, that is some good red play-doh

[Anonymous No.13577599]

>>13576341
I'd much rather have non-imitation meat.Give me some kind of bean or mushroom burger and call it that.

Why imitate flesh?

[Anonymous No.13578183]

>>13577021
>that pic

it is some kind of bodybuilder ? most people would be doing good with 1-1,2 gr/kg/day, also doesnt take in account that watercress protein is shit compared to animal protein

[Anonymous No.13578504]

>>13576939
We don't have to lie, were not th psycho cult you are. I like to eat my steaks and hamburgers very very rare. Impossible with your flavored chemical-sludge "food product."

(Because uncooked the mock meats taste and smell like congealing shoe-leather)

[Anonymous No.13578525]

>>13577253
In our cuckolded nation, the veganslop mock "meats," are in the meat cabinet, packaged and labelled like camouflage real meat, with names using the terms "meat" "burger" etc etc.

A casual shopper could easily be fooled and have to throw away this disgusting product once he got it home and tried to eat it.

[Anonymous No.13578538]

how does it look cooked?

[Anonymous No.13578564]

>>13576956
That's called bacon.

[Anonymous No.13578582]

>>13576341
This is yet another stupid bait thread.

[Anonymous No.13578712]

>>13576341
That shit looks like that dog food you get in tubes.

[Anonymous No.13578731]

>>13576341
>the eternal carnist /pol/ false flagger
Ahh, so cute!

[Anonymous No.13578813]

>>13578731
some v*gans seem to hate jews here

[Anonymous No.13578916]

>>13578813
Not really possible.

[Anonymous No.13578928]

If you want people to eat imitation meat, develop lab grown meat. People'll love 3 dollar a pound porterhouse steaks. They won't like a hamburger with an ingredients list that sounds like a science experiment.

[Anonymous No.13578974]

here's a thought, what if we domesticate an animal that wants to be eaten? what now vegans? check mate.

[Anonymous No.13578998]

>>13576341
It looks like canned cat food.
I will never switch to plant-based meat alternatives; animal protein and fat are far and away the most bioavailable and healthy nutrition you can get.
I do think the suffering of animals is an unfortunate side effect of meat eating, but it's necessary for me to get good nutrition and stay healthy. I'll be very interested in lab-grown meat, when we can get animal proteins and fats grown in a laboratory environment and have it taste just the same as animal-grown meat. Affordable lab-grown animal meat is the ONLY "meat substitute" I will accept, none of this horrible plant-based bullshit.

[Anonymous No.13579149]

>>13578998
I was a meat eater who went vegan tho.. not saying it's a gotcha but most vegans were hardcore meat eaters

[Anonymous No.13579336]

>>13579149
Where's your proof for this? Doesn't it make more sense that all the faggy vegetarians from the 90s just became full vegan not the hardcore meat eaters.

[Anonymous No.13579354]

>>13576341
The fuck I can't tell. It looks like play-doh.

[Anonymous No.13579371]

>>13579336
do people unironically eat blue - rare?

[Anonymous No.13579402]

>>13576341
No, the texture of that soy meat looks like a total amateur tried making ground beef with no fat and took his over-processing to 11 billion in a fit of rage.

[Anonymous No.13579845]

>>13579149
What's your point? What does that have to do with my preference and decision, or with the fact that animals are by far the best nutrient sources?

[Anonymous No.13579901]

>>13576341
That looks nothing like meat.
In fact, that looks nasty af.

[Anonymous No.13580008]

Isn't soy bad for your health if you have to much?

[Anonymous No.13580304]

>>13579149
That's nice but irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.13580317]

What type of meat is that supposed to look like, with its dry, flaky, crumbly texture? Why do vegans even want their protein to look or taste like meat? At this point, with things like "impossible meat" going as far as bleeding, I'm waiting for vegan science to bring about a living all plant material animal that has to be butchered and ground into fake meat.

[Anonymous No.13580327]

>>13576341
How many carbs does this have?

[Anonymous No.13580331]

>>13577021

[Anonymous No.13580334]

It just looks like dried out red mashed potatoes.

[Anonymous No.13580335]

>>13579371
yes

[Anonymous No.13580345]

>>13576341
>there would be no need to eat animal meat at all
How so?

[Anonymous No.13580581]

>>13576341
that shit looks like play doh that's been left out of its container for too long

[Anonymous No.13580592]

>>13576341
>If i didnt tell you, you would have thought this was real meat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

[Anonymous No.13580608]

>>13576341
nigger we are omnivores.
Proper carnivores eat their prey while they're alive.

[Anonymous No.13580615]

imagine unironically eating a product of killing an animal

[Anonymous No.13580621]

It looks like meat...but does it taste like meat?

[Anonymous No.13580624]

>>13576939
Wrong

No, he's right, faggot. It looks like play dough because there's no white fat in it like real meat, and it also looks like you could sculpt models out of it

Why do this though? I mean it's not like vegans are popular here anyway, and roleplaying as a shitty east coast smug faggot isn't going to make anyone disagree with them more. Do you get satisfaction out of this somehow if you think someone's fallen for it?

[Anonymous No.13580629]

>>13578916
"Soy Vey" would have been better

[Anonymous No.13580644]

>>13576341
That could pass for a meat pate, maybe. Certainly not ground beef.
It looks like literal paste that's been firmed up slightly and broken apart.

[Anonymous No.13580651]

>>13576341
No. At most, it looks like corned beef. Unless you killed and preserved it yourself, corned beef is not meat. It's a survival rationing technique.

[Anonymous No.13580654]

>>13580615
Imagine unironically ironically imagining others unironically imagining things.

[Anonymous No.13580661]

>>13576341
seitan is tasty, I think we should stop trying to market it as 'fake meat' and just call it seitan.

[Anonymous No.13580686]

>>13577011
>Broccoli has almost twice as much protein as beef per volume anyway
What? It's horribly inferior by volume and weight. It's also inferior per calorie in terms of protein. And it has a far worse amino acid profile.

Not to say you shouldn't eat broccoli. Broccoli is delicious and good for you, my dude. However, it's not really a great source of protein by any stretch.

[Anonymous No.13580714]

>>13579149
>I was a heavy meat eater before going full soy.

[Anonymous No.13580746]

>>13579371
lel, when I go to the butcher I ask for a raw slice to make sure the meat tastes good.
When I cook my own from my trusty butcher I eat mine blue. I sous vide them bad boys to 110ºF with my seasonings then salt them and just sear the edges. I like the texture and juiciness.
I know it's not for you, but it's the right mouthfeel and taste for some.

[Anonymous No.13580756]

>>13580661
But if it isn't called meat, how can meat eaters be convinced to give up meat and move entirely to soy?

[Anonymous No.13580758]

I tried some vegan doner meat and it was one of the foulest things I've ever ate.

[Anonymous No.13580759]

>>13580714
>vegan dog
I hate this shit so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.13581271]

>>13577196
>>13577492
haha look at these facking retards they are delusional haha they are consoooming poizan brainwashed sheep haha your food lacks nootrients

[Anonymous No.13581276]

>>13576341
You’re fucking retarded if you think this looks anything like meat. Looks like cookie dough...

[Anonymous No.13581331]

>>13580714
>obligate carnivore
>vegan
Someone needs to take that dog away from his abuser.

[Anonymous No.13581341]

>>13581331
I mean even tho I would generally agree with you, in all fairness that dog breed should be wiped off the face of the planet...

[Anonymous No.13581370]

>>13581341
>in all fairness that dog breed should be wiped off the face of the planet...
Okay, but then it should be done swiftly and without pain. Torturing the poor thing by forcing it to be vegan is sociopathic.

[Anonymous No.13581404]

I wish vegans would just focus on making their own shit instead of turning their ingredients into facsimiles of non-vegan food that "still totally taste like the real thing guys! You won't miss meat and dairy at all guys!"
I've had some good vegan/vegetarian dishes/pastries before, but they're crippling themselves by trying to make imitations instead of just focusing on the strengths of the ingredients they do have.

[Anonymous No.13581566]

>>13576341
Lol no. My sister's bf is a vegetarian so on christmas my sister cooked him seitan while everyone else was having a nice christmas ham.
I tried some out of curiosity and it absolutely does not look like meat. It does not taste like meat and most of all the texture is nothing like meat.
It wasn't bad but I would never pick it over meat, especially when it's more expensive.

[Anonymous No.13581573]

>>13581404
>N-NO!!! Y-YOU CANT COOK THAT!!

[Anonymous No.13581583]

>>13581404
To be honest, I didn't miss dairy when I only ate meat, so being vegan for me was no difference than eating the same dead cow

[Anonymous No.13581592]

>>13581573
They can cook it. It's just not good.

[Anonymous No.13581620]

>>13581592
Honestly some of the meat substitutes aren’t that bad. Who cares if vegans want to make imitations? Its not stopping us from enjoying meat and gives people who cry about dead animals something to help them transition to a vegan diet which is mainly what the purpose of the products is. Sir Edward Hotdog I’m sure wouldn’t be crying that vegans are now making plant based processed sausages

[Anonymous No.13581632]

>>13576341
Actually bought some vegan burger patties out of curiosity.
Flavor was alright, though it doesn't cook like meat since it doesn't have fat, so you just kinda burn the outer veggie to a crisp and the inside is warm but not really cooked. I don't recall it even retaining any smokey flavor (was on a small charcoal grill).

[Anonymous No.13582153]

>>13576341
>If i didnt tell you, you would have thought this was real meat
i would post a gigabait image, but this trash only deserves a sage.

[Anonymous No.13582219]

>>13576341
>there would be no need to eat animal meat

I don't eat meat for the taste but rather for nutrients. It's a good source of protein, iron, B vitamins, and so on.

If I only ate what tastes good I'd be eating pasta and cakes only

[Anonymous No.13582541]

>>13576341
>no need to eat animal meat at all
need has nothing to do with it. I am not eating you hamster food.

[Anonymous No.13582638]

[Anonymous No.13582965]

>>13576341
What kind of meat is it meant to be? It doesn't look like ground beef but it kinda looks like fucked up corned beef

[Anonymous No.13582988]

>>13582965
It's supposed to look like meat. Don't you know meat? Every meat lover will love this vegan meat. It's so great and meat-like you can't even tell the difference! Buy vegan meat!