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ITT: creamchads join together and laugh at crunchtards

>> No.13574669

What's the matter, can't handle the texture? Teeth too soft? Little bitch.

>> No.13574672

>>13574669

if you like nuts in your mouth so bad I got a couple you can gargle, faggot

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>>13574665
>creamchads
>crunchtards

This fucking guy

>> No.13574675

But laughing would risk damaging the fragile, infant-like teeth of people who are too weak to enjoy crunchy peanut butter

>> No.13574679

>>13574672

/thread

>> No.13574685
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hey crunchcucks
BUTTER isn't crunchy, it's smooth and creamy
therefore, PEANUT BUTTER should be smooth and creamy

>> No.13574688
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>>13574665
Unironically best peanut butter, suck a cock crunchyfags

>> No.13574697

>>13574665
who the fuck cares, why not eat both and stop being a faggot

>> No.13574702

>>13574672
they're legumes

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>>13574685
hey creamfags
PEANUTS aren't creamy, they're crunchy and chunky
therefore, PEANUT BUTTER should be crunchy and chunky

>> No.13575017

Oh
He
CHONKY!

>> No.13575031

damn imagine being over 12 years old and not liking crunchy peanut butter
hey kid how's about you go grab an uncrustable from the frozen section to put in your batman lunchbox along with your caprisun.

>> No.13575037

>>13575031
Imagine being such a prude that you care what other people consume.

>> No.13575051

>>13575037
did you... actually forget that somebody made this thread but you're still coming at me for this?

>> No.13575069

LMAOing @ crunchtards. Hey dumb fucks, you didn't finish grinding your peanut butter. Why don't you just eat whole peanuts at that point? People saying that creamchads have weak teeth LOL okay, you want crunchy peanuts so badly, but you're eating peanut butter. Peanut butter should be smooth and creamy. Why try to make it something that it's not? Just eat whole peanuts, dumbasses. Are your teeth too weak? Too stupid to take them out of the shell? LOL

>> No.13575082

>>13575051
My reply to you was my first post in this thread

>> No.13575084

>>13575069
i bet you choose jelly over preserves too huh faggot

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MMM I love crunchy peanut butter. So good and crunchy. Pic related is my favorite peanut butter. I'm dumb as fuck. Peanut butter should be crunchy. My mother drank when she was pregnant with me. Did I mention I'm completely fucking stupid and I'm not intelligent at all? Pic related is REAL peanut butter. Mmm, so crunchy and good! I'm a dumbass

>> No.13575093

>>13575084
To tell you the truth, I'm an almond butter Chad. This crunchy vs. creamy debate is hilarious to me. Imagine arguing over fucking LEGUME butter. It's literally one step away from being refried beans. I eat actual NUT butter because I'm a Chad. Poorfag peanut butter eaters can't afford sweet, delicious almond butter. LMAOing @ ur lives

btw I actually prefer preserves to jelly, so fuck off.

>> No.13575106

Creamfag here, The reason I love creamy peanut butter is because when that thick, rich, salty stuff pours down my throat I can pretend it's the semen I consume on a daily basis

>> No.13575114

>>13574685
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

>> No.13575119

>>13575106
Crunchfag here, I eat crunchy peanut butter because it reminds me of some nice chunky feces. I like to rub it on my face and masturbate with it just like I do with human shit on a daily basis

>> No.13576792

Does crunch people prefer pulp and smoothskins prefer no-pulp as well? Would seem a natural connection there.

>> No.13576808

>>13576792
Used to be a creamy fag who loved high pulp orange juice. Now I'm a crunchy fag who still loves high pulp orange juice. Any other orange juice is just sugar acid water

>> No.13576812

>>13576792
I like creamy peanut butter and orange juice with pulp. You don't know anything about anybody

>> No.13576814

>>13574665
a bloo bloo no grunchies blease

>> No.13576840

>>13574665
There is nothing chad about having your food pre macerated. Real chads love to
chew, that’s how they get such chiseled jawlines.

>> No.13576846

People who eat peanutbutter are mentally retarded.
>But most of 'Murrica eat it
Exactly.

>> No.13576856

>>13574665
if i wanted to eat peanuts i'd eat a packet of peanuts

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>enjoying peanut butter

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>>13574665
https://mkr.7plus.com.au/stacey-ashs-choc-peanut-butter-protein-bowl

>> No.13576950

You guys spread honey over your unsweetened peanut butter, right? It's gorgeous

>> No.13576967

i prefer sucking the nut juice out of a boiled peanut.

>> No.13576988

>>13574665
I have dysphagia so creamy is the only one can eat (without bread, just pure peanut butter on a spoon). I wish I can munch down on some crunchy peanuts

>> No.13577098

Euro here, what is the appeal of peanut butter?

>> No.13577137

>>13577098
Euro here, it tastes great and is worthwhile protein if you're not overly concerned about calories

>> No.13577140

Crunch is better but my sissy digestive system can't process it as well so I go cream.

>> No.13577201

>>13577137
>tastes great
Euro here, it tastes bland, it doesn't soak in the bread, it's not hearty, it's not juicy, it tastes mild in every way. I would eat it if it was the last spread on Earth. There are just so many superior options. Now again, what is the appeal?

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>>13576921

>> No.13577263

>>13574688
I miss the timeline where it was called jiffy

>> No.13577269

>>13577201
we get it you're addicted to sugar and your palate is shit

>> No.13577306

>>13574665
HAHA fucking cucks eating crunchy. ENJOY EATING LIQUID TURDS.

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>>13577263

>> No.13577314

>>13577269
He might have just not had the real shit. Imagine basic bitch pb being your only experience of pb. Take it or leave it, amirite?

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>>13577311
I'm pronouncing it schmuckers till the day I die.

>> No.13577338

Creamkids' peanut butter is as smooth as their brains.

>> No.13577351

>>13577269
Euro here, meat spreads or go home, everything else is for vegans.

>> No.13577393

>Not making a sandwich with PB and J, then cutting up some fruit to put in there with salted cashews

gay fags everywhere

>> No.13577425

Buy creamy
Sprinkle on planters peanuts as you desire
>youre welcome

>> No.13577469

>>13575093

Almond butter tastes like shit, theres a reason people don't eat it

>> No.13577497

>>13577469
Yeah, it's called having a white trash pallette, and no money in the bank. "Guess I'll have JIF.". Lol

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>>13577351
The peanut is not averse to meat, anon. In fact it slaps.

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>>13574665
i usually just buy a jar of both and mix them

>> No.13577507

>>13575093
Almonds aren't NUTS, they're SEEDS, homo flaccidus.

>> No.13577517

>>13577469
Actually it's pretty based. Used to buy almonds in bulk off ebay and roast and make the butter myself before they became too rich for my blood due to everyone on the planet trying to get some because they slap so hard.

>> No.13577531

>>13577498
fuck now i want beef satay

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>>13577531

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>>13574665
powder is the true patrician peanut form

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>>13574665
I like both.

>> No.13579321

>Peanut butter and Nutella sandwich
What am I in for?

>> No.13579489

I prefer creamy and mixing grape-nuts in it to make nightmare mode hard crunchy peanut butter.

>> No.13579524

>>13574665
Both are delicious, sometimes I feel like crunchy and sometimes I feel like smooth. I have a jar of both. Fuck I love peanut butter.

>> No.13579532

>>13577330
When the fuck did they change the name?! I swear it was spelled schmuckers as a kid.

>> No.13580228

>>13574697
4chan's default state is to be as divisive as possible, you turbofaggot

>> No.13580232

>>13577311
Formerly Sneeder's

>> No.13580263

>>13574665
fuck sweets

>> No.13580634

What's the point of crunchy peanut butter? Just eat a fucking handful of peanuts if you want crunch.

>> No.13580639

>creamy
real stuff, looks beautiful, you bet it's good for you
>crunchy
is literally made in shady factories by thirdworlders who chew on peanuts without swallowing and then spit that nasty mush into jars

>> No.13580656

What do you guys think of that coarse-ground peanut butter that you can get from dispensers in grocery stores and such? Not full crunchy, but with a lot of very small bits of peanut still in it.

>> No.13580657

Crunchy is my favorite, but both are fine as long as the ingredients end at peanuts and salt.

>>13579321
Something slightly worse than a regular peanut butter sandwich. Nutella is kinda rich, m8. It belongs on crepes with some kinda fruit to balance it out or nowhere at all.

>> No.13581070

>>13574702
I got a couple legumes you can gargle, faggot

>> No.13581089

Both are good for something different.

>> No.13581168

>>13579532
It was never spelled schmuckers.

>> No.13581703

>>13577498
holy fuck, my gf's family owns a restaurant and peanut sauce is the fucking GOAT with those rolls. Get as much as a can every tie.

>> No.13581707

>>13580656
fake and gay

>> No.13581767

>>13578191
mmm nothing like a good powderdy sandwich

>> No.13581773

>>13575093
almonds are drupes you daft cunt

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If your peanut butter has more that 3 ingredients you are a faggot.

>> No.13581854

>>13579289
centrist piece of shit

>> No.13581916

>>13581089

right, creamy is good for sandwiches and other applications, crunchy is good for throwing into the trash