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Why are Americans so scared of Italian surprise eggs?

>> No.13565576

They aren't. Next thread, please, /int/-fag.

>> No.13565588

>>13565576
Then why did they ban them?

>> No.13565609

>>13565588
They aren't banned (the toys are placed outside of the edible candy shell), but they were banned, because Americans thought that putting plastic choking device in a candy targeting children could be dangerous.
Later at least 10 children died from eating them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#United_Kingdom
>In 2000, three families who had lost children to choking on toys inside edible eggs campaigned for the products to be withdrawn from the European Union.[33

>> No.13565615

>>13565571
Kinder? I hardly know 'er!
lmao!

>> No.13565621

>>13565588
Small plastic objects are a choking hazard for children under 3 years of age and Kinder refuses to simply not market their candy to newborns so they are banned.

>> No.13565625

>>13565609
You're referring to Kinder Joy, that's a seperate product

>> No.13565629

>>13565621
Newborns need to get out of my country

>> No.13565635

>>13565621
The egg is marketed to children above the age of 3, so that's not true.

>> No.13565638

>>13565635
The egg is marketed to "all ages", which includes children 3 and under. Ding dong bannu.

>> No.13565652

>>13565609
how many kids have died due to gun violence?

>> No.13565656

>>13565652
Not enough, so the Democrats will kill more until they get what they want.

>> No.13565665
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>>13565638
Wrong

>> No.13565667

>>13565656
Based. Still waiting for the upcoming VA false flag attack.

>> No.13565671

>>13565665
Take it up with the FDA, friendo
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/cms_ia/importalert_107.html

>> No.13565675

>wanting to eat something put together by 6 year old romanians

>> No.13565679

>>13565671
>changes the subject
You were proven wrong, the marketing age is not the problem. You can clearly see it's not for kids below 4. Now if your country is a pile of shit, that's another story.

>> No.13565681

>>13565675
You don't eat the toy, lmao

>> No.13565683

>>13565667
Notice how Virginia doesn't really exist on the news except when they arrested origin white supremacists?
No, mention that no one in that state is on that democrats side, or his constant attempts at tyranny since he took office.

>> No.13565690

>>13565679
That little symbol is clearly not enough to make up for the fact that Kinder is selling candy with all-ages targeted toys like Disney princess merchandise and is nothing more than a pathetic attempt to wiggle around the ban that was seen through and shot down.

>> No.13565692

>>13565681
The Romanian kids put the toy in the eggs in their living rooms, and you should tell all the non American kids who died that they're not supposed to eat the egg.

>> No.13565711
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>>13565690
>clearly shown it's not for 3 and under
>Americans can't read
This is why you get the autistic egg

>> No.13565718

>>13565711
This is why you retards die from food.
The chocolate is pretty shit btw.

>> No.13565723

>>13565692
Luckily it was banned in US, so instead of like
10 kids in 30 years you'd have 6 million dead jewish kids.

>> No.13565727

>>13565718
You're just used to vomit chocolate from Hersheys.

>> No.13565731

>>13565711
>a 3mm icon negates millions of dollars of marketing to children

Yeah, nah. Kinder tried to pull a fast one and slipped onto its ass.

>> No.13565732

>>13565727
My favourite chocolate bar is the Yorkie.

>> No.13565742

>>13565727
Kinder eggs taste like Hershey's though.

>> No.13565750

>>13565731
They couldn't even fool Chile. They're banned in Chile until they prove that they've stopped advertising to children 11, and younger.

>> No.13565751

>>13565731
So you admit your country is a piece of shit because it's not really about the kids, it's about being jewish using kids.
Ok, that makes it worse

>> No.13565754

It's hazardous. You could choke or chip a tooth.
FDA standard says you cannot hide inedible things inside of edible things (with the exception of obvious holding devices like popsicle sticks)

>> No.13565758

>>13565751
What's Jewish about NOT selling things to children? That's the polar opposite of Jewishness.

>> No.13565763

>>13565754
You could chip a tooth or choke on a popsicle stick much easier tho.

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>>13565758
It's about lying to make more money. Kinder did the right thing. You get the retard egg, have fun.

>> No.13565775

>>13565763
you skipped over the part where I said it was an obvious holding device, and it's not hidden

>> No.13565776

>>13565771
>It's about lying to make more money.
You mean like lying about your product not being targeted at children?

>> No.13565780

>>13565771
>Kindder did the right thing
Tell that to the families of the dead kids that kinder assassinated with their Romanian built surprises.

>> No.13565786

>>13565771
I like the little Ferrerros in there. I wish they sold them separate without the egg.

>> No.13565788

>>13565775
Neither is the egg. It clearly shows you're supposed to crack it. Americans are just retarded.

>> No.13565791

>>13565788
>2 year olds cant read instruction manuals
stop the presses

>> No.13565792

>>13565776
Not at kids below 4, no. See the symbol? What else could it mean in your opinion?

>> No.13565796

>>13565788
The egg is clearly sealed, meaning the inedible toy is undeniably hidden inside.

>> No.13565798

>>13565788
Europeans are the ones dying from eating them.

>> No.13565800

>>13565780
All 10 of them, why don't you ban guns too, I'm sure the death toll is far larger.

>> No.13565802

>>13565792
The symbol does not make up for the millions of dollars in marketing spent counter-acting the symbol.
It also does not account for Chile's ban of the same nature, which prohibits marketing unsafe candy to children under 11.

>> No.13565806

>>13565792
>Not at kids below 4, no. See the symbol?
Which kids below 4 cant read.

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>>13565652

>> No.13565812

>>13565800
Candy isn't really covered in the Constitution, and why doesn't Europe know how to protect themselves.
>Kinder eggs killed kids, sells more
>Muslims rape, and murder kids, imports more

>> No.13565824

>>13565802
Like I said, it's not about the safety, it's about milking money. The fact your country pretends that it is, makes it a piece of shit. Do you understand?

>> No.13565829

>>13565806
Their parents can, hopefully. It's where those kids would get the egg, retard.

>> No.13565832

>>13565824
You still haven't explained how America can be milking money out of 3 year olds by NOT selling them things so no, I do not understand your strange alien way of thinking.

>> No.13565837

>>13565812
So just cause some gypsies scribbled some words on some toilet paper that means all the kids can get shot and die? And then you judge others.
Sad.

>> No.13565843

>>13565588
they are not banned specifically but rather failed to meet regulation about inedible substances encased in edible product. The rule was intented more to prevent people from bulking up a product with wood/plastic like chinks do . The kinderegg is just an unfortunate casualty

>> No.13565844

>>13565832
Because the government takes money from the company that would've sold the candy. Now the candy is more expensive. Simple economics.

>> No.13565845

>>13565829
>Their parents can, hopefully. It's where those kids would get the egg, retard.

Wanna know how I know you don't have kids?

>> No.13565847

>>13565615
shut the fuck up

>> No.13565854

>>13565844
The government takes zero dollars from Kinder, because the product is completely banned for import. The candy is not more expensive, it isn't even allowed to be sold.

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>>13565847
This ain't a board for you, zoomer.

>> No.13565866

>>13565844
>Because the government takes money from the company that would've sold the candy. Now the candy is more expensive. Simple economics.

You've never been to America if you think the lack of kinder eggs has created a candy scarcity.

>> No.13565868

>>13565845
I've never seen a 2y/o out shopping.

>> No.13565876

>>13565854
We already covered that America is a 3rd world country, no need to rub it in.

>> No.13565886

>>13565868
I'm glad you don't have kids. Never reproduce.

>> No.13565887

>>13565866
Just a lack of fun

>> No.13565888

>>13565876
We've covered no such thing, all you've done is make nonesense statements about America "jewing money" by not allowing something to be sold at all and therefor not making any money either way.

>> No.13565889

>>13565615
American humour, everyone...

>> No.13565895

>>13565888
Checked.

>>13565889
I'm Danish. Which means I can buy those eggs if I want to. They're like a dollar each, though. Fuck that.

>> No.13565901

>>13565888
>bans a toy
>autistically cries about 10 kids and some prophets that wrote some bullshit one time
>gives his 2y/o a gun
No this isn't Iran, it's the US

>> No.13565906

>>13565887
You've never been to america if you think there's a scarcity of fun. I'm having a blast

>> No.13565909

>>13565906
Getting shot shouldn't be considered fun.

>> No.13565916

>>13565571
Why would you continue to put plastic toy choke hazards with an established European death toll inside an edible chocolate for young children you retards?

>> No.13565918

>>13565901
You still haven't explained how banning an item from sale is jewing in any way and these non-sequiturs you keep spewing instead aren't helping your argument any.
Just admit you are retarded and wrong.

>> No.13565929

>>13565916
It culls the low IQ kids, why else?

>> No.13565934

>>13565918
Local suppliers. Same thing Hershey's doing sueing every choco competitor for some unrelated shit.

>> No.13565942

>>13565934
There are no "local suppliers", all candy with toys inside are banned.

>> No.13565951

>>13565942
Who do you think is behind that ban?

>> No.13565959

>>13565951
If you are trying to imply that somehow an American company is benefitting from Kinder not being allowed to sell the Surprise eggs here, that is stupid and wrong.
a) There are no American companies selling chocolate eggs with toys inside, as these are banned
b) Kinder has plenty of other candies with no toys inside of them, like the Bueno and the Joy egg, and these are not banned because they do not have toys inside of them.

>> No.13565960

>>13565901
Europe doesn't make good choices, so why should Americans listen to them about kinder eggs?

>> No.13565968

>>13565959
Just look up all the candy Hershey has sued in the past. I get the muh turf battle but this shouldn't be a surprise to you, specially in the US, where companies can dictate laws. Not saying it's Hershey's. It's not about muh kids. There's tons of shit more dangerous.

>> No.13565972

>>13565960
I agree. Creating America was the worst thing Europeans did.

>> No.13565971

>>13565968
Again that argument only makes sense if somehow Hershey's has a competing hidden toy egg candy (they don't) or if ALL Kinder products are banned (they aren't)

>> No.13565981

>>13565971
You didn't read my post, try again.

>> No.13565984

>>13565981
You are dodging my question. Try again.

>> No.13565987

>>13565972
Not being able to compete with America is Europe's biggest sin.
Enjoy that new automotive tarrif, because the tarrifs will no longer be one sided cunt.

>> No.13565996

>>13565984
Your question was based on a wrong assumption. Reread my post.

>> No.13565999

>>13565996
Your post is a wild tangent unrelated to my question. Answer the question.

>> No.13566003

>>13565987
Does America honestly believe Euros give a shit about the stock market and imaginary numbers Americans care about? Already bought an Audi, don't care for Ford.

>> No.13566004

>>13565999
No, you will reread my post first

>> No.13566008

it's against the law to put none edible things in food, it's not just candy, if you do so with ANYTHING you can and will get sued by someone.
if the health department see you putting none edible objects in your food they will shut you down.
it has nothing to do with kids, it has nothing to do with money, it has to do with it being illegal

>> No.13566013

>>13566004
No. You will make a coherent point that is relevant to the topic at hand with no tangents, non-sequiturs, or whataboutisms or else you will admit you are retarded and wrong.

>> No.13566017

>>13565571
Mutts are fucking retards

>> No.13566024

>>13566013
I did, you just fail to understand. But it's ok, keep thinking companies don't choose laws.

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>>13566017

>> No.13566033

>>13566024
Your wild conspiracy theory has already been demonstrated to make zero sense whatsoever.

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>>13565609
Ten children out of literally millions of kids eating then often for decades.
Not a real threat
Those kids were dumb as turkeys and would have been driving on our highways by now. I call that a win for kinder and we should embrace items that are mildly dangerous to stupid children

>> No.13566040

>>13566026
the thread
>oi chum di’y’kno ol colonists dont stock me KINDAH SAPRISE EGGS?
>colonies dont have me kindah candies mate babloody ell get tha baldin prince n his mutt cow onna telly we oughta do somthin bout ‘is

>> No.13566042

>>13565810
based

>> No.13566051

>>13566008
>Popsicle sticks
>toothpicks in sandwiches with an olive
>bones in chicken wings
Yeah ok

>> No.13566053

>>13565571
I am so sick of this meme, they are legal in America I literally saw one them in a store a month or so ago.

>> No.13566054

>>13565844
Is this honestly how you believe these kinds of things work? This might be the most retarded post I’ve seen this month. You are truly a fucking moron.

>> No.13566056

>>13566033
Keep living in the bubble then

>> No.13566058

>>13566054
You'll come to terms with it one day

>> No.13566060

>>13566053
thats not the original
this was a big deal ten years ago, you could go to jail for having one at the border in the us

>> No.13566065

>>13566056
The only bubble here is the drug-induced haze of your schizo medications.

>> No.13566081

>>13566065
>ad hominem
Why are you frightened?

>> No.13566082

>>13566058
I would have liked to know your mom when she was pregnant with you. She must have known how to party back then.

>> No.13566084

>>13566081
No one is frightened.

>> No.13566091

>>13566051
None of those things you listed are fully encased in food. Which is actually how kinderegg clones like yowie get around the ban by having a ring of visible plastic sticking out of the chocolate.

>> No.13566101

>>13566084
>>13566082
Both of you are in literal tears. You must be thinking how absolutely horrible such a reality must be. Welcome to the world. You just took the redpill.

>> No.13566105

>>13565571
Natural selection at work
>b-b-but muh 2 year old choked to death
Your 2 year old should have the instinct not to swallow things he can not chew. Weak link removed from the gene pool.

>> No.13566109

Why is Kinder so god damned expensive?? Their bars don't even contain a lot of chocolate.

>> No.13566111

>>13566101
No, you’re literally a fucking retard. It’s painful how dumb you are.

>> No.13566112

>>13566091
Have you seen a wing? You can't tell where a bone is and neither will a 2 y/o know a popsicle stick is not edible. This is just a scam.
Keep defending it for those shekel deposity goy.

>> No.13566115

>>13566109
Where do you live?

>> No.13566118

>>13566111
You're on step 2.

>> No.13566124

>>13566115
Northern part of Europe. But everything is expensive if you compare it to America.

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>>13566101

>> No.13566131

>>13566118
No, there’s no steps. You don’t understand how economics work, you’re spewing Facebook-tier retarded nonsense and then saying people are taking red pills for reading your idiotic imaginings. You’re fucking dumb. It is beyond my ability to comprehend why someone would willingly be as fucking stupid as you are. The fact people like you exists angers me. We have enough bullets to deal with your kind, yet we don’t...

>> No.13566143

>>13566131
>his understanding of the world is in literal shambles
Sleep it off, brother.

>> No.13567396

Because we're dumb and can't read the "choking hazard" or "toy inside" label. At least we have convenient methods of defending ourselves and remeber:
-your country is no better
-we're all gonna die
-America forever rent free

>> No.13567403

>>13565588
The law banning them was enacted significantly before Kinder Eggs even existed
Of course with your """education""" I wouldn't expect you to know this

>> No.13568632

>>13567396
>pays taxes
>america rent free 4ever
lawd i am laffin

>> No.13568679

>>13565806
They also don't earn money to buy kinder eggs with, nor do any of them really have control over what they're allowed to eat.

>> No.13568686

>>13565837
But do kinder eggs save more children's lives than they take? Because your analogous target do.

>> No.13569154

>>13565638
how would a baby buy anything? checkmate

>> No.13569177

>>13569154
First they get a job stuffing kinder egg toys in kinder egg plastics like the other children, and then they use the money to buy things.

>> No.13569232

>>13565571
american laws don't allow people to put inedible shit inside of food. toys be damned.

>> No.13569270

>>13568632
You know, we should have banners on all boards, im tired of mutt posting