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>tfw have two nights off in a row for the first time in over a month
Did you do anything special for yourself on this bleak Wednesday night?

>> No.13554320

What the fuck. Where's that sexy looking burger you always have

>> No.13554327

Honest question. How many meals do you stretch this into? 3-4? Does that liquor last 2 weeks? Also why do you ruin your food with raw onions and worthless shredded iceberg lettuce?

>> No.13554337

>>13554311
>God knows how many of these threads an still no pictures of your meningificent girth

I don't know why I even bother reading these threads. Shown us your tummy or GTFO, coward!

>> No.13554345

Early to a taco Bell guy thread? Hell yeah. I'm gonna get taco Bell tomorrow because of you. What's your favorite combo atm? How do you feel about the double decker?

And how long does it take you to drink all that? Jesus

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>>13554311
I've kind of made a hobby out of taking pictures of the car in front of me at the drive through while nursing the car flask. Apparently this guy is married, has 3 daughters, 1 son, their all dead, and their family dog is ordering Taco Bell at the drive through, way past his bed time.
>>13554320
>that sexy looking burger you always have
It's my day off. I make the burger at work.

>> No.13554380

>>13554374
>car flask

Based and DUI pilled, don't let those PSA's with the crying families and the dead girls slow you down, bro. Sled fast and eat ass, mang, yee-yee 'swhatimtalkinbout.

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>>13554374
>tfw they tell you they're fresh out of fire sauce
>>13554327
It's usually dinner with a little something left over for a light breakfast. I have around two dozen bottles of whiskey, and they usually last around 3-6 months, but the handle of vodka is more like ~2.5 days. TB lettuce is bad, but I'll never remove an item, and if you aren't adding onions and red sauce to everything at no extra charge you're just doing it wrong.

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>>13554386
Turns out I have a backlog of Fire sauce for days.
>>13554337
>your meningificent girth
y-you too!

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>>13554345
>favorite combo atm
There's nothing good right now. I was going to try the deluxe box just for the sake of trying it, even though I've had everything in it, but I swear they raised the price by at least a couple dollars since a couple days ago.j
>the double decker
Assuming you're talking about the double stacked, it's nice to have a $1 taco, but it's too much tortilla, and they've been out of reaper ranch for a couple of weeks now, so it's likely being phased out. The spicy loaded nacho taco was much better, even though it had red chips and the nacho crunch double stacked is the worst since it's just a basic taco with extra tortilla plus tortilla chips.

>> No.13554460

>>13554311
i layed down on the couch a lot, does that count

>> No.13554471
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>>13554456
The weird thing is that I got the party pack nachos a couple nights ago and they undercharged me. This is what they showed it costing on the app.
>>13554460
Considering I've been eating in bed most nights I'd say moving to the couch constitutes a productive day.

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>>13554471
This was from the location that charges extra for onions and fire sauce, but here's the drive through menu from one of the places that doesn't charge extra.

>> No.13554478

Every day, a triple layer nachos and a fritos burrito with beans instead of beef. I wonder how much longer I have left to live

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>>13554474
>fire sauce
Meant red sauce. In any case, here's what they charged me for the party nachos. It's literally the first time they didn't charge extra for onions, and it was still $2 less than advertised.

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>>13554487
It also might have been crazy day, because I spotted this whiskey at the grocery store and I'm pretty sure that's not 50%.
>>13554478
You're good. Taco Bell is actually quite healthy.

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>>13554345
>how long does it take you to drink all that? Jesus
I've been working up a whiskey collection for the past couple of years and only take 2-3 drams a night, plus a beer, plus upwards of half a handle of vodka. I still don't really know what I'm doing, but tasting a couple whiskies every day is pretty nice, and much more affordable than trying to get into wine.

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>>13554531
Turns out the party nachos was way too much for me, and I'm not actually a glutton after all. I'll stick to the dollar nachos (add onions) from now on.

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>>13554551
Sometimes Taco Bell hides a few squirts of sauce in the corner pocket so you have a little snack later. I like to add it to my spicy tostada.
>>13554380
Preach, brother.

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Wish I could still live like this.

>> No.13554587
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>>13554578
>having kids in 2020

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>>13554587
What? No I totaled my car. Having kids would not prevent me from drinking, i'd just have them drink too so it's all above board.

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>>13554594
You really shouldn't blame alcohol for your inability to drive a car.

>> No.13554608

>>13554311
Gee weez bro, vodka, rye AND bourbon?

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>>13554607
No, I blame my lack of a car for my inability to drive a car.

>> No.13554708

>>13554608
I think I heard that song on the radio awhile back.

>> No.13554757

lol wage cuck finally got time off?

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>>13554757
I'm technically salaried, but a good chunk of that is off the books, so it's complicated.

>> No.13554828

When was the last time you took a break from drinking? If you're doing a fifth a day you're pretty fucked dude. I have to tell you that you can't keep up with it forever and shit will start to fall apart..

t. Alcoholic

>> No.13554861 [DELETED] 

>>13554311
this isn't your blog site faggot
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>> No.13554899

>>13554828
Sometimes it's just easier to wait till you end up in the hospital before it feels okay to ask for help. And if you die that might be okay too.
>>13554861
lol

>> No.13554949

>>13554311
Nobody cares about your gay overpriced samurai knife or that lame DVD (physical media in 2020 lmao) we're only here for one thing, ya fat alcoholic slob. POST. THE. BOWL.

>> No.13555180

>>13554311
aww man i had hoped you'd died or something

i guess the taco bell and vodka will finish the job soon enough

>> No.13555357

>>13554311
answer me this, are you 600 lbs?

>> No.13555697

Blessed thread. How do you spend your days off, OP? What do you do?
I might have to get some Teebz tonight before they get rid of the dollar double stacks.

>> No.13556671

>>13555180
How would someone die from eating Taco Bell?

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>>13554551
I slammed an entire party pack the other night. It was a lot but it was the only thing I ordered

>> No.13556897

>>13554320
>Where's that sexy looking raw beef sandwich you always have

>> No.13556904

>>13556897
>sexy looking raw beef sandwich
Sounds amazing.

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>>13556671
If you need this explained, then you are already lost.

>> No.13557022

>>13556935
Taco Bell has a reputation for being healthy, though.

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>>13557022
How to spot an american

Yikes!

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>>13557029
>how to spot an american:
>"they eat at an american fast food chain"

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>>13554949

>> No.13558122

Do the workers know you by name at this point?

>> No.13558472

>>13554311
seeing your threads make me so mad I have to take my glasses off.

>> No.13558529
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>>13558472
heres to you

>> No.13558572

>>13555697
he posts in other threads...i've seen.

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>>13558122
They see your name if you use the app, and I have a pretty particular order, so all the regular people know me. Sometimes there's new people so they do stupid shit like forget to grill my burrito, which is really disappointing.
>>13558472
What's wrong, anon?

>> No.13559576
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>>13558773
Drunkenly ordered another knife and picked up some Taco Bell, again.

>> No.13559664

>>13554311
Im pretty fat but man i am scared for you buddy.

>> No.13559670

>>13554487
Hey so i spent 4.38 the other day at baco tell and got 4 good sized brekfast bourittows out of it. Why does anyone get that nasty rolled up shit at mcdicks?

>> No.13559951

>>13559576
>I NEED KNIVES TO CUT UP MY TACO BELL AND RAW MEAT SANDWICHES, HERRHN!

>> No.13561018

>>13554311
Good thread!

>> No.13561145

>>13554380
>Sled fast and eat ass
baste

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>>13559951
It's funny because my new knife is basically just meant for cutting burgers in half.