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Would you eat Laura Vitale's steaming hot chili?

>> No.13547327

ah yeah eat that hot chili you filthy whore ah fuck yes

>> No.13547352

>>13547235
Imagine the smell of her vinegary shits

>> No.13547368

>>13547235
>beans
dropped

>> No.13547386
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>>13547235

>> No.13547543

>>13547386
He'll find somebody someday.

>> No.13547595
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Question for western food lawyers.
Okay pretend that you have woman for flatmate BUT western laws say you can not lay with her.
Is okay to put a sperm in her foods without her knowing?
A sperm is from me and foods are in shared ice box.

>> No.13547598

>>13547543
or he wont

>> No.13547611

>>13547386
i wonder if he was serious or not
i do this kind of stuff, so it's weird to see someone else admitting to it.

>> No.13547683

>>13547595
Bamph

>> No.13547702

>>13547595
No. What. There is no law saying you can't bone your flatmate. There are laws against spiking food with your cum.

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>>13547235

>> No.13547968

>>13547702
There are probably laws that mean if you're living together and fucking for long enough you end up counting as de facto spouses.

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>>13547235
Lol she looks like Jeffrey Starr

>> No.13548189

>>13547702
>There is no law saying you can't bone your flatmate.
In western countries the woman needs to agree. My stipend is not so much to in to convince a yes and the woman taken premeasures that would prove if I force onto her. If I put a semen in her foods she would have a taste for me without knowledge.

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>>13547368
I'd eat her bean if you get what I mean

>> No.13548868

>>13547235
I’d eat her bean if you know what I mean.

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>>13547595

>> No.13548874

>>13547235
I'd do absolutely anything a woman asked me to do. That's how lonely I am. They see my loneliness, and do not ask me to do anything. It gives them more joy to see me suffer. That's how malicious they are.

>> No.13548877

>>13548189
the semen thing works fine. i did it for the past six years with my step sister and now we're dating. sample size of 1, so take it with a grain of salt.

>> No.13549089

>>13548877
Someone should do study about effects of consuming semen by women.

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>>13547595