The most underrated salad dressing

[Anonymous No.13546867]

Everyone uses oil and vinegar, Italian, Ranch, French, Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, but who the fuck uses Russian ?

[Anonymous No.13546873]

>>13546867
southerners

[Anonymous No.13546898]

>>13546873
What the fuck is in that bottle and why is it the colour of tomatoes?

[Anonymous No.13546912]

This stuff is where it's at mang

[Anonymous No.13546927]

>>13546867
>but who the fuck uses Russian
Anyone making a Reuben or Rachel sandwich.

[Anonymous No.13546946]

>>13546912
Looks like my local Kroger carries this. I'm going to try it. I think I know what it tastes like, but we'll see. I may have had it before.

[Joker Faggot (yes I browse 4ch(...) No.13546947]

>>13546898
>why is it the colour of tomatoes?
>has a tomato on the label

[Anonymous No.13546951]

>>13546947
russian dressing is supposed to be orange

[Anonymous No.13546971]

>>13546946
It's pretty much what it looks like. It's similar to Catalina and Russian but just better overall taste. It's a bit too sweet, yes, but it really shines on a nice sandwich with some cheese and tomato and a bit of oregano

[Anonymous No.13546983]

>>13546971
Yeah, I think this place near me calls it their "house dressing". Shit is fire. It's vaguely familiar to cocktail sauce. Like there's just the tiniest amount of horseradish and then a really rich, tangy tomato sauce and lots of olive oil (I think they probably buy generic bottles of this stuff and pour olive oil in there to make it more luscious and kind of nutty).

[Anonymous No.13546990]

>>13546867

[Anonymous No.13546991]

>>13546971
>posts russian dressing
>its better than russian dressing!
the wikipedia article says it’s similar to catalina or french dressing. they say that because catalina is the same thing as french dressing
but good job showing us you have no culinary ability and write your posts based on wikipedia factoids
they also taste nothing alike. russian dressing is literally mayo mixed with ketchup

[Anonymous No.13547000]

>>13546983
that’s thousand island dressing. also not the same thing as russian or french dressing
you’re stupid as fuck

[Anonymous No.13547019]

>>13546991
You better have all your homework done before posting on 4chan kiddo. You're not going to get very far with that C average transcript from a public school.

[Anonymous No.13547020]

>>13546990
am*ricans are seriously disgusting animals. when i see them on TV they remind me of swine so much...their diets literally consist of slop

[Anonymous No.13547031]

>>13547019
>make a thread about a dressing i don’t actually like
>someone calls me out
>rant like a sperg

[Anonymous No.13547033]

I prefer the gingery Asian vinaigrettes. What can you determine about my value as a human bean from this?

[Anonymous No.13547037]

>>13547000
You drunk kiddo? Why you so damn angry?

[Anonymous No.13547042]

>>13547037
why don’t you know anything about what’s supposedly your favorite dressing?

[Anonymous No.13547045]

>>13547031
>trolling outside of /b/
I'm sure you got banned from /pol/ or something, but just go to /b/ until the ban is up. It's not that serious kid.

[Anonymous No.13547046]

>>13547000
nope, guess again. this is completely red and mostly the taste of tomatoes. i know what thousand island is -- it's like big mac sauce.

[Anonymous No.13547052]

>>13547042
I'm gonna take that as a yes. Everyone come laugh at the teenager trying to "win" a dressing thread on 4chan

[Frank Barone No.13547058]

>>13547052
no, both of you shut the fuck up

faggots

[Anonymous No.13547062]

>>13547058
>getting angry about dressing

[Frank Barone No.13547066]

>>13547062
Im not angry about the dressing, I'm angry that two nancy's are arguing over a dressing, and how pathetic both of you look

[Anonymous No.13547071]

>>13546867
gonna be a big agree on this one nigger

[Anonymous No.13547078]

>>13547066
Seems like you are as bad as this other troll who is also angry about dressing. Your goal is what? Just derail threads? Very strange...

[Anonymous No.13547080]

>>13547046
if it’s red, it’s not russian dressing
russian dressing is made with mayo

[Anonymous No.13547091]

three

[Anonymous No.13547096]

different

[Anonymous No.13547102]

dressings

[Anonymous No.13547109]

>>13547080
russian has 3 varieties - a mustard one, a mayo one, and a spicier version that uses neither

[Anonymous No.13547115]

>>13547080
i'm not talking about russian dressing you stupid idiot

[Frank Barone No.13547121]

>>13547078
damn you really are a sad piece of shit, lets get back to the main topic...that alright with you pal?

[Anonymous No.13547125]

>>13547109
if a dressings “variation” drastically changes the recipe, appearance, and taste then it is no longer that dressing
if you remove mayo from the recipe and everything else matches another dressing, you do not have “modified dressing x” you have “dressing y”
now keep coping you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.13547128]

>>13547115
>thread is about russian dressing
>i’m not talking about russian dressing

[Anonymous No.13547144]

>>13547121
You still here? Jeez I don't think you've made a single post about dressing you troll
>>13547125
Wow, so angry. Saying "coping" and insulting people. Do you ever go outside 4chan boy?
Anyway, you're wrong. Russian dressing has 3 varieties. Sorry if you don't enjoy reality but that really is your problem not ours.

[Anonymous No.13547157]

>>13546867
For me it's the ooooool' vinegar, olive oil and salt.

[Frank Barone No.13547167]

>>13547144
>Wow, so angry. Saying "coping" and insulting people. Do you ever go outside 4chan boy?

[Anonymous No.13547174]

>>13547128
god you're so fucking stupid. read the entire thread again.

>>13546912
this guy posts a picture

>>13546946
i reply that it looks interesting and want to try it

>>13546971
he replies to me and remarks about its flavor

>>13546983
i remark that the western dressing is probably similar to a house dressing

>>13547000
your faggot ass joins my peaceful discussion. get fucked.

[Anonymous No.13547177]

>>13547157
no lemon or pepper??

[Anonymous No.13547188]

>>13547167
So that's a no? You should try it.

[Anonymous No.13547189]

>>13546867
>underrated food products
Who cares how they're rated? I'm more interested in the ones that are good.

[Anonymous No.13547191]

why are ameritards such disgusting creatures

[Anonymous No.13547200]

>>13547191
lol now we got some Euro angry about dressing. What a strange group you people are

[Frank Barone No.13547202]

>>13547188
>telling me to go outside
its nighttime retard

[Anonymous No.13547205]

>>13547188
not him but
>So that's a no? You should try it.

[Anonymous No.13547211]

>>13547200
shhhhh, you americans do not know a single thing about eating right

[Anonymous No.13547224]

>>13547202
angry dressing guy #1
>>13547205
angry dressing guy #2
(this faggot has a 4 chan image folder lol)
>>13547211
angry dressing guy #3

Or are they just the same kid wasting time on /ck/ until their /pol/ ban expires?

[Frank Barone No.13547233]

>>13547224
no, I am just myself, i frequent /tv/ and /ck/ often

[Anonymous No.13547239]

>>13546867
>Russian
It's part of a traditional Reuben sandwich. Some people unknowingly use Thousand Island instead.

Russian dressing is slightly sweet, and there's a traditional of sweetened or sweet n sour dressings, so no, it's not unusual. Russian has tomatoes from (spiced ketchup) chili sauce, and the dressing has a bit of a savoriness and spice profile from a lot of the same chili sauce spices in a worchestershire and heat from horseradish, and sourness from pickles and fresh lemon juice, so it's akin to a good bloody mary when you add it all up. It's a great dressing. There's a similar dressing called Catalina, which had a bit of a run after the popularity of Russian dressing. Mind you, this was all pre-Ranch. Ranch killed alot of the dressing choices of the olden days, from green goddess to pennsylvania dutch dressing.
French and Catalina were often mocked up at home (eww right?). My ex's father used to make a dressing right before dinner in a mason jar that I kid you not was a can of tomato paste, apple cider vinegar, and a Tbsp of honey, and a bunch of pepper. I was horrified, but it was just like a bottled Wish Bone. There are versions that whisk in oil like that Western dressing in >>13546912
Don't for a second think that Wish Bone crap in a bottle will be as good as making Russian dressing yourself. Fresh lemon can't be reproduced using reconstituted pasteurized lemon juice in that shelf stable bottle right there.

[Frank Barone No.13547253]

>>13547239
I used to work in a deli/sandwich shop and we used 1000 island dressing for the Reubens

[Anonymous No.13547266]

>>13547253
And now you know someone just wanted to open a tub of SYSCO thousand island dressing, and that it was wrong.

[Anonymous No.13547272]

>>13547224
>not organizing your pictures into distinct folders
learn 2 organize

[Frank Barone No.13547275]

>>13547266
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.13547299]

I put 1000 island on my reubens.

[Frank Barone No.13547312]

>I put 1000 island on my reubens

[Anonymous No.13547322]

One of these days I'm going to whisk together some olive oil, balsamic, salt + black pepper, minced garlic, lemon, spicy mustard, and some sort of tomatoes (maybe some canned san marzanos). I suppose I could add some minced white onion and dill pickle too. That would be great especially on a cheese sandwich.

[Anonymous No.13547371]

>>13546867
I do sometimes.

[Anonymous No.13547458]

What's your favorite BRAND of salad dressings?

I'm partial to Ken's Steakhouse.
Looks like a lot of people like Wish Bone.
Newman's seems like an overpriced meme.
I try not to buy any product created by Kraft as a general rule.

[Anonymous No.13547674]

>>13546867
I do.
That shit is amazing.

[Anonymous No.13547728]

>>13546867
It's just mayo and ketchup, op.

[Anonymous No.13547755]

>>13547312
Completely retarded "namefag" poster go away for ever
>>13547728
You've not read this thread or even bothered to look up a recipe. Why even post