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bazinga

>> No.13541460 [DELETED] 

>>13541423
you mad whyboi?

>> No.13541673

do americans fucking really

chairmaneatingcheesebar.jpeg

>> No.13541690

>>13541423
only retards like oreos

>> No.13541780

>>13541423
This is fake right?
There is no way americans really

>> No.13541796

>>13541423
I like the cookies more than the creme

>> No.13541820

>>13541673
>>13541690
>>13541780
>>13541796
fuck ALLL you hatin niggers. I'm gonna stack these in a cup, drown them in whole milk, then eat that with a spoon. watch me.

keep this thread bumped i gotta run to the store

>> No.13541826

>>13541423
gonna love my hydrogenated palm oils yum yum

>> No.13541840

>>13541423
>110 calories per cookie
oh americans...

>> No.13541868

Guy in front of me at the checkout line had those today. Along with a ton of other garbage. Other peoples carts disgust me.

>> No.13541898

>>13541673
>>13541780
R E N T F R E E

>> No.13541987

The COOKIE makes the STUF tolerable. FUCK nabisco.

>> No.13541994

Love it

>> No.13542035
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13542035

I know these are for n*ggers, but I prefer them.

>> No.13542052
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13542052

Never figured out why people tolerate oreos. Aren't they just massively inferior custard creams?

>> No.13542167

>>13541820
DO IT

>> No.13542199

I like the cookie part

>> No.13542212

no lie. not even memeing. hydrox cookies are WAY better than oreo

>> No.13542283
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>>13542212
True. Crunchier cookie.

>> No.13542284

>>13541423
are these a real thing? legit the oreo we've all wanted from the beginning

>> No.13542285

>>13542283
>leaf
what timeline are these from? because it ain't mine

>> No.13542289

>>13542284
Oh found the sóy boy

>> No.13542342

>>13542289
bitch i haven't been able to afford soy in ten years

>> No.13543470

>>13542283
Keep that jew shit away from me!

>> No.13543479

>>13542035
These are based as fuck for the price. Often times the best value in vending machines

>> No.13543559

>>13542283
I actually agree and I wish they would choose a name that didn't sound like a floor cleaner.so more people woukd buy them.

>> No.13544200
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>>13541423
i prefer domino super.

>> No.13544240

>>13541820
I knew americans stores are pretty remote, but how fat are you if you can't reach it in 12 hours

>> No.13544243

i once ate oreos. they had these weird crystals in them that tasted like toothpaste and made my mouth go numb when i bite into it. did i have an allergic reaction or do amer*cans really?

>> No.13544262
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>>13544243
you bought these?

>> No.13544272

>>13544262
they were basic oreos. also the crystals were in the cookie itself, not the filling.

>> No.13544274

>>13542052
it's like three times the size for roughly the same price

>> No.13544280
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>>13541423
>I'm a man with no self control and a single addiction
>Oreo cookies
>Anytime I have a case I literally can't control myself and eat them until I'm sick or they're gone
>Realize the easiest method of control is just not to get them at all
>Completely ignore them so I don't end up a fat lard or diabatic one day
>months pass
>Gf comes back from the store
>I saw these and thought of you anon because I know how much you love oreos!
>Realize I have to beat my girlfriend and teach her a lesson
>Not sure if I should do it before or after the Oreo vomitorium

>> No.13544315

>>13541898
>growing concern about the obesity epidemic killing the American populace
>lmao obsessed

>> No.13544324

>>13544262
>enlarged to show detail
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

>> No.13544334

>>13544324
imagine some sub 50 IQ american buying these and expecting the cookie to be THAT BIG as on the package and then suing nabisco so they had to add that disclaimer in

O SAY CAN YOU SEE indeed

>> No.13544395

>>13541690
Translation: my family was too poor to enjoy Oreos and had to settle on Nilla Wafers so I’ll just seethe and convince myself I never wanted them to begin with

>> No.13544441

>>13541423
the cream is the worst part of the oreo, the cookie is where its at

>> No.13544447

>>13544441
holy fucking based. i wish i could find just a package of the cookies with no cream.

>> No.13544625

>>13542052
Americans are starved from good cookies brand. They had to create a religion about how to eat that cheap shit "right" to enjoy it and pretend they don't need the good things they have in Europe, Asia or even fucking Africa.

>> No.13544672

>>13544315
Yes, you're obsessed.

>> No.13544698

>>13544280
This is why you should be honest with your loved ones about addictions and vices. She needs to be aware that you feel you have an unhealthy relationship with Oreos.

>> No.13544714

>>13541423
i really wish you could buy just the cookies without the filling

>> No.13544740
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13544740

This shit right here niggi

A biscoff and a coffee never did anyone no wrong

If you don't know biscoff then I don't know (you)

>> No.13544788

>>13544672
obesed

>> No.13545226

>>13544280
Women do this shit all the time, they don't like it when people try to better themselves because it gives them no excuse to not do the same.

>> No.13545239

>>13544740
In America we know Biscoff as those cookies they serve on airplanes. They taste pretty good you basically give them a lick and they're gone, an American could eat the entire box as an appetizer before their real dessert. Is the rest of the world third world countries that you accept inadequate portions?

>> No.13545373

>>13545239

Too many Oreos makes you sick and vomitous or fat and unhealthy. Don't act like that artery-clogging bullshit has anything to do with portions. In America biscoffs are known as the coffee cookie, don't try to speak for me Fatso

>> No.13545509

>>13544740
These are superior than most Oreos besides the thin pistachio variety

>> No.13546149

>>13541460
that doesn't even make sense in this context... in fact just the opposite

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>>13542342
i got blackout drunk last night but i'm almost positive i typed this...not exactly sure why

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13546172

uh bros..?

>> No.13546185

>>13544395
there is no reason to be mean anon...you know that really hurts my feelings

>> No.13546189
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13546189

>>13544740
*is delicious in your path*

>> No.13546285

Has there ever been an Oreo release of just the cookie? "No stuf"?

>> No.13546327

>>13544240
lmao

>> No.13546807
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>>13541423
>110 calories per cookie

>> No.13546906

>>13544698
>>13545226
She's completely well aware. She usually does it when she gets herself a bag of dynamito chips I have forbidden her from eating for "health" reasons when it's instead that she licks all the hot and sour powder off and is vocal with her inhaling because her mouth is hot and it makes me want to actually commit a domestic assault.

>> No.13546941

>>13541780
>>13541673
>>13541840
>>13544240
>>13544334
look at these triggered euro fags.
O B S E S S E D
R E N T F R E E

Don't try and pretend you care about obesity in the USA. Like you give a shit if they all get fat and die of heart attacks. Don't you have a knife to bin or migrants to beat off your wives?

>> No.13547084

>>13544240
They're from /b/ where threasd only last 5 minutes before getting the 404 unless people actively comment.

>> No.13547105

>>13544280
I have heard of this Oreo addiction before.

>> No.13547204

>>13546941
O B E S E

>> No.13547277

>>13544395
Nilla wafers are WAY more expensive than Oreos. Those fuckers never drop less than $3.99 a box.

>> No.13547385

>>13547204
seething

>> No.13547407

>>13547277
They're at the dollar stores around me all the time.

>> No.13547770

>>13542035
The vanilla ones are 2 based.
They're always the first ones gone.

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>>13541690
I’m gonna kick you ass!

>> No.13547861

>>13542285
they existed before oreo, like 1880 or 1890....not gonna wikipedia that. but they still make them, i can go buy them right now at shoppers drug mart

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>>13544262

>> No.13547882

>>13544740
based biscoffnigga

>> No.13547948

>>13546941
>reply with wall of word

>> No.13547988
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13547988

>>13546807

That's as much as these lovely leafy things.

>> No.13548035

>>13546941
mutt's law

>> No.13548103

>>13542035
These cookies are off the chain

>> No.13548120

why are 20-25 year old redditors so obsessed with the US?
every board, in any thread, one of you mentally ill retards will pop off about the US for no reason

>> No.13548136

Is there any brand of cookie that is universally agreed to be good without europeans going "it's not from europe so it's instantly bad" or americans going "it needs 800 more grams of sugar"?

>> No.13548147

>>13548120
They hate us cause they anus

>> No.13548174

>>13541690
Then I'm retarded as fuck.

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13548202

i like these ones they sell in my country
nothing special about them but somehow the cheap artificial coconut tastes fucking delicious when you are having some coffee

>> No.13548215

>>13546172
baesed

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>>13546285
closest we're getting

>> No.13548243

>>13548224
Those are shit though. It's not nearly the same.

>> No.13548267
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>>13544740
Whenever I’m on the plane the stewardess is like
>do you want the cookie or the whatever else the fuck we have
Bitch you know I want that goddamn biscoff

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>>13547084
>/b/ where threasd only last 5 minutes before getting the 404
out of all the reasons to hate /b/ that is the most annoying one, although /ck/ is a bit to slow. /pol/ is in the goldilocks zone for thread speed but its /pol/ so...

>> No.13548942

>>13541423
>MOST.CREAM.EVER.
They put periods in there so its not actually a statement

>> No.13548957

>>13544200
based and helvetin hyvä my man

>> No.13549467
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>>13546189
absolutely based
i could eat the whole thing

>> No.13549469

>>13546172
https://youtu.be/cN9Xhtb345w

>> No.13549640

>>13541423
Hydrox were better