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absolute madman

>> No.13531013

>>13531010
I only count 17 boxes

>> No.13531015

They fucked up. Should have eaten one every day or every two days, otherwise the last Hot Pocket or even last few are going to affect their opinion of the next.

>> No.13531017

why do they make 2 kinds of pepperoni

>> No.13531025

>>13531010
>polices our anime imageboard (for free)
>ranks hot pockets so we don't have to
Based janny. What can't they do?

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13531027

very nice

>> No.13531030

>>13531010
pastebin of the article, I kinda liked it

https://pastebin.com/sdRkYWgZ

>> No.13532993

>>13531017
The pepperoni just kind of put me off hot pockets forever. That shit is vile and outright tastes and smells rotten.

>> No.13532996

imagine the smell of his vinegary shits

>> No.13533003

>>13531010
>madman

uhmmm...thats a WOMAN as the author...???

>> No.13533007

>>13531010
I wonder if he did it for free

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13533116

Funny how #1 hat no meat. The meat has the be the worst thing about them.
>>13531013
writer ate one of each while sober and stoned

>> No.13533141

I thought hot pockets were garbage at five bucks per two pack
I have discovered since they sell twelve packs for less than ten bucks and that makes them much more palatable

>> No.13533205

>>13531010
>They say hes/shes/its still shitting to this very day

>> No.13533221

she must have been fat to begin with

>> No.13533232

The number one was taco, weird

>> No.13533244

>>13531010
The day of reckoning is coming.

>> No.13533260

>>13533141
>five bucks per two pack
Where the fuck do you live? They're $1.99 for a two pack everywhere I've ever seen.

>> No.13533262

Haven't had a hot pocket in probably a decade but reading this made me strangely nostalgia for the ham and cheese ones.

>> No.13533264

Test

>> No.13533281

>she

>> No.13533290

>>13531017
two different "crusts"

>> No.13533704

>>13533260
Gas station maybe?

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13533732

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13533797

Imagine the pain of his bowels - how he has isn’t glued to the can or constipated permanently I will never know

>> No.13533807

>>13531017
One says "garlic butter crust" and the other says "crispy crust".

>> No.13533817

>>13533232
The beef and cheese taco one was my favorite as a teen.

>> No.13533819

>>13531010

Only cheese pizza is good, then.

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13533823

I believe no further comment is needed

>> No.13533831

>>13531010
Jesus. The desperation in freelance writers.

>> No.13534050

>>13533831
I bet he wasn't even paid enough to cover the cost of the hot pockets.

>> No.13534123

>>13534050
>>13533823
>he

>> No.13535006

>>13531025
Get paid lmao

>> No.13535399

>>13534123
That's clearly a dude

>> No.13535452

>>13535399
That was my first thought too but I googled around and couldn't find anything about 'her' being a tranny.

>> No.13535462

>>13533116
why would I value the opinion of someone that uses drugs recreationally? clearly they have poor judgment in general

>> No.13535472

>>13531015
That's how rankings work

>> No.13535474

>>13535399
You fucking idiot. Can't even tell the difference between a tranny and a real girl.