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>it takes Cookie Monster 1 hour to make a batch of cookies
>Cookie Monster has 15 ovens working 24/7
How long does it take Cookie Monster to make 6 million cookies?

>> No.13528296

>>13528290
They weren't all gassed. How hard is that to understand?

>> No.13528307

>>13528290
depends on the size of the batch

bitch

>> No.13528308

>>13528290
How many cookies are in a batch faggot?

>> No.13528314

>>13528296
Cookie Monster uses wood burning stoves, not gas. But I guess if he did that with so much baking, you would need smoke stacks to release the smoke from baking the cookies.

>> No.13528318

>>13528290
how much is in a batch retard?

>> No.13528321

>>13528307
>>13528308
>>13528318
t. failed math

>> No.13528332

>>13528307
>>13528308
>>13528318
The Red Cookie association estimated that he could bake between 200,000 and 300,000 cookies in five years, so less than 1 cookie per batch.

>> No.13528333

>>13528314
An entity as flammable as Cookie Monster would use electric exclusively.

>> No.13528341

>>13528333
That would require extensive power plants and infrastructure, which would appear on the aerial photos of his kitchens. None of this makes sense...

>> No.13528350

>>13528290
zero because the ovens weren't even connected!

>> No.13528361

>>13528290
if you look at the population of flour, butter, milk, eggs, and chocolate chips from the census of grocery store inventory, it appears that ~6 million worth of cookie ingredients disappeared

>> No.13528378

>>13528361
Is it possible one of his neighbors, such as Snuffleupagus, borrowed some of the eggs and milk for his 5 year flan?

>> No.13528458

>>13528290
One full 24 hour day assuming each oven holds 16,666.666 cookies.

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13528501

Don't forget to smash the testicles of anyone who said you didn't make the cookies too.

>> No.13528507

>>13528501
>ruining a fun little thread with random muh /pol/ shit

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13528527

sneed was here

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>>13528333

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13528558

Does the cookie monster grill with propane or charcoal briquettes ? Serious answers only, the public has a right to know.

>> No.13528561

He doesn't, he just buys Chip's Ahoy.

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