Tim Hortons Hate Thread

[Anonymous No.13528204]

Tim Horrortons thread. Post stories, memes, or anything else related to how much this restaurant blows.

[Anonymous No.13528236]

>Restaurant
>Has a drive through

Kek

[Anonymous No.13528383]

>>13528204
Maccas has better coffee but buying coffee at all is a wasteful endeavor. You can make the same cup of coffee for pennies instead you pay $2 for watery coffee

[Anonymous No.13528391]

>>13528383
Most McDonalds in New Zealand have a proper cafe in them.

[Anonymous No.13528401]

>>13528204
>Tim Hortons
Never heard of it, or seen it outside of /ck/.
Does it actually exist?

[Anonymous No.13528589]

Bums will wait in the middle of the lobby and ask for toonies in exchange for not shitting themselves.
Usually they get enough so they never have to shit themselves. But God help you if they don't get enough toonies.

[Anonymous No.13528593]

>>13528401
canada

[Anonymous No.13528603]

>>13528204
>Go to Tim Horton's
>Ask for donuts
>After the ESL brainlet finally understands me he says they don't have any
>Do a 360 and drive away to the Tim Horton's less than a mile away which has proper workers and more importantly donuts

[Anonymous No.13528616]

Even of terms of canadian chains, Coffee Time and Country Style both have better donuts than Tims

[Anonymous No.13528620]

>>13528616
That just isn't true

[Anonymous No.13528626]

>>13528204
What changed? I remember the internet used to love Tim Hortons 10 or so years ago.

[Anonymous No.13528637]

>>13528626
Bought out by a big corporation so now it's bad I guess

[Anonymous No.13528644]

A
FUCKING
LEAF

[Anonymous No.13528650]

>>13528626
brasil happened

[Anonymous No.13528770]

>>13528626
Sold to a bigger company that started ramming all the shitty food in and making the menu stupid large. All the donuts are frozen and shipped to the stores rather then made fresh at every store, ruining the taste. Combine all that with the fact that they absolutely refuse to limit the drivethru menu to drinks and ready to go pastries and its a shit show when Karen orders 5 sandwiches that are all assembled on the fly.

Plus they lost the purchasing rights of the coffee beans they used to use and now the coffee sucks. Funny enough McDicks got the purchasing rights of the beans, which is why everyone likes it now.

Overall its lost it Canadian spark and is trying to compete with the big chains when it should have always stayed coffee and pastries. It honestly would surprise me if Tim's makes it to 2030 at this rate

[Anonymous No.13528778]

>>13528401
Starbucks of Canada

[Anonymous No.13528779]

>>13528589
Lmfaoo is this real bro

[Anonymous No.13528843]

>>13528637
>>13528770
it was owned by wendy's for awhile, then it separated and was later bought by burger king
it's worse under burger king, but was already pretty bad when it was independent
>>13528779
no, but there was a case where some druggy was denied using the bathroom, so she shit on the floor and threw it at the cashier

[Anonymous No.13528949]

Ordering for a vegetarian who wants a Bagel B.E.L.T. (bacon, egg, lettuce, tomato) without bacon. All workers are chubby pajeets.
> Can I get a bagel belt, no bacon?
> u wan bacon belt, no bacon?
> pajeet confused looks to coworker
> bacon belt? No bacon?
> other pajeet repeats even more dumbfounded
> bacon belt? No? Bacon?
> it's not called a bacon belt, it is a bagel belt, it happens to include bacon, however I would like you to make it with all the other ingredients, just without bacon.
> with confidence this time
> bacon belt no bacon!
> I pay
> receive order, it's a bagel with only bacon on it, no egg, lettuce or tomato.

[Anonymous No.13529063]

Went in once and bought donuts, I had s coupon
The donuts kinda sucked and I could have gotten better ones at the local grocery at the same price without a coupon

[Anonymous No.13529070]

>>13528616
Finally some sanity to this shit bread

[Anonymous No.13529098]

You guys are rude! Tim's sales keep getting worse and worse because of the weather. It's not even their fault.

[Anonymous No.13529124]

>>13528616
Country style has proper sandwiched and soup too.

[Anonymous No.13529125]

>>13528637
>be me, 6 year old
>saturday morning coffee and donut with parents at local timmies
>always exciting
>friendly old ladies and bakers running around in a symphony of sugar and caffeine
>be me, 14, remember old days
>timmiesresume.pdf
>welcome anon, were short staffed all the time but if you work well train
>be team lead and baker in a year, run saturday shifts like clockwork
>get all the maplecutties gushing over my managerial skills.
>time to get a real job
>single tear of chili rolls down my cheek
>be me, adult man, working real job
>remember old times of crushing dubs with qts and the excitement of first sugartwist
>take kids to the ol igloodealer
>"NEXT, WHAT DO YOU WANT, WHAT, WHAT,WHAT??"
>order a reg coffee, box of timbits, and a bagel
>"$16 DOLLARS, GO WAIT OVER THERE"
>wait, wtf??
>stand with miserable gits listening for commie breadline number.
>number gets called
>coffee is cold and half cream, bagel is dry and bland, timbits are sugar covered nightmares of birthday cake, "caramel", and "blueberry"
>say something to server
>"WHAT? WHAT? WHAT YOU WANT? NO NO NO THIS IS YOURS GO, LOOK AT NUMBER"
>throw shit in trash
Never again. Every single thing about is such low grade that it isnt even worth the paper its served on.

[Anonymous No.13529145]

[Anonymous No.13529153]

>>13529145
The epitome of a dying franchise. This is $6

[Anonymous No.13529156]

Why are canadians such faggots, this is what I cannot comprehend. You faggots make Europeans look straight.

[Anonymous No.13529159]

>>13528391
Yeah and a coffee is like $6...

[Anonymous No.13529165]

>>13529156
Yankee go home!

[Anonymous No.13529166]

>>13528204
On my way to work every morning, I have to change lanes in anticipation for the back up on the road to get to Tim Horton's.
- Detroit

[Anonymous No.13529172]

>>13528204
well actually, my name is Steve and I go there daily.

go fuck yourself, you fucking bitch.

signed, Steve.

[Anonymous No.13529173]

>>13529165
>Fried Corn
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.13529176]

>>13529165
Is that supposed to be an insult? You faggots are a cheap imitation of the USA. I cannot think of 1 worthwhile thing about faggot Canada. Fuck Canada to the very depths of hell.

[Anonymous No.13529182]

>>13529156
>only seen posts of toronto and vancity fags. Never meet chad bertans or saskies, never meet their trad wives, never see the life they dream of come to reality. Go back to nignog city and cope.

[Anonymous No.13529185]

>>13529153
At least they managed to get the egg inside the wrap that time

[Anonymous No.13529188]

>>13529182
Are you seriously proud of being a flyover canadian? If anything the city faggots are a saving grace for your otherwise pathetic nation.


Really now, tell me 1 thing Canada is known for besides being a cheap USA imitation and blatantly faggotry. Oh yeah, you guys also fuck dogs.

[Anonymous No.13529189]

>>13529145
Did the kid in the back puke in it from the smell of the frozen rotting “sausage”

[Anonymous No.13529194]

>>13529182
>Never meet chad bertans or saskies
Independence soon brother!

[Anonymous No.13529200]

>>13529176
If you fell for the inner city meme of imitation americans then our job is done and we effectively kept out the retards. Only our government and cities are gay anon, the rest of the country is too busy carrying the financial ruin and their families estate to bother about trying to replicate garbage fast food and shitty media lies.

[Anonymous No.13529204]

>>13529200
Now this is cope that I usually hear from flyover Americans, I wasn't aware you flyover Canadian fucks were equally as pathetic. I bet I can outright buy your bitch ass with my salary here in the USA kek. Fuck you canadian bitchboy, fuck you to hell. I hope your country burns.

[Anonymous No.13529211]

>>13528204
I missed the memo. Why h8 Timmy's?

t. Northern Minnesotan

[Anonymous No.13529217]

>>13529211

[Anonymous No.13529227]

>>13529188
Yeah, you fell for the meme you fucking idiot. The irrefutable fact is that canadians are top fucking notch folk, the grand majority of the population, not the import immigrants, not the LA city wannabes, not the faggot government, work harder, faster, and stronger than anything your poser state could muster. To top it off we do it humbly and quietly, weve saved your ass on numerous occasions in war with a mere fraction of your fire power. Weve conquered the roughest terrain in some of the harshest conditions with a few hundred men and some import asains. Weve civilized nearly every country weve entered. Weve invented world changing advances to the western world AND WE DID IT HUMBLY AND QUIETLY. You fucks stand their loud and proud while the very tree your liberties were founded on wilts under neglect. Come up here and talk shit you puss, youll find yourself with your tail between your legs, your belly full, and a brutal realization that puffing out your chest means nothing up here.

[Anonymous No.13529232]

>>13529217
That's a pretty good reason. Private equity killed em, eh?

[Anonymous No.13529237]

>>13529227
Shut your whore canadian mouth. Lower than / niggers your people are, did you know that?

[Anonymous No.13529241]

>>13529237
Lol seethe harder faggot, if your best response is reddit grade you wouldnt make it a week here.

[Anonymous No.13529245]

>>13529241
You expect me to read that blabble written by a dog-fucking flyover Canadian rodent? Like I said, you are nothing more than a cheap imitation of the USA, and you cock guzzling homosexuals even fuck that up too.

I honest to God wish my government would banish you dog-fuckers from stepping foot in my country. When a canadian rodent breathes air in the USA, the air is tainted.

[Anonymous No.13529270]

>>13529245
Thats because your school system is in such dissaray you never learned to read effectively, let alone taught to formulate original thoughts. Like I said, wouldnt last a week. Keep it coming, your inflamed ego is a nice change from the mutt fast food threads.

[Anonymous No.13529280]

>>13529270
You know nothing about the USA's education system, yet you flap your whore canadian mouth as if you do. Typical homosexual canadian behavior. I will conquer your neck of the woods in days, bitchboy.

Never thought I'd see a dog-fucker give me lip, goes to show these maple syrup cocksuckers are getting some balls.

[Anonymous No.13529286]

>>13529270
Right. Canada is so well known for their education and not well known for being pussies that are led by an even bigger pussy.

[Anonymous No.13529287]

>>13528204
I went there once and it was only okay.

[Anonymous No.13529293]

>>13528778
Nah dude its more like the dunkin donuts of canada.
>>13528949
Honestly you deserved this by associating with a vegan

[Anonymous No.13529294]

>>13528779
>>13528843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICqX0c5W1N0

Just link the video anon.

[Anonymous No.13529299]

>>13529145
Oof.

[Anonymous No.13529366]

>>13529280
Thats cause you spend your shitty excuse for a life on the internet taking yourself too seriously. Consider me a intermediary between you and the true north, youd try opening your gob and getting on a pedestal only to be buried by a the first guy to get fed up by your retarded ramblings, even our most modest of men would shame you without breaking a sweat. Thats the thing idiots like you dont seem to wrap your head around, you literally know nothing of my people aside from the propaganda and what you see on the internet, we know everything about you. I hope you do come try to conquer us, itll wake up some of my brothers and put you back in your place.

>>13529286
Oh look, another brain dead zogg who never bothered to look past the post. See? Its like catching flies, all I gotta do is oppose you kindergarteners and you come out of the woodwork. I aint saying its the promise land up here, or that were problem free. What I am saying however, is that you faux americhads think all Canadians are the tranny flabs you see on this mongolian dart board, youre literally gnawing down on the propaganda like your nation has always done.

[Anonymous No.13529369]

>>13529293
Said the order was for a vegetarian. It contains eggs.
>HuRr DuRr VeGaN LOOOOl!

[Anonymous No.13529375]

>>13528401
Has a couple dozen locations around the Northeastern US, too.

[Anonymous No.13529376]

>>13528204
Tim Horton's is quite popular in Downriver Detroit.

[Anonymous No.13529379]

>>13528644
>>>/int/

[Anonymous No.13529403]

>>13528778
Heading from west to east, you'll notice fewer Starbuck and more Tim's in Canada. From Vancouver's fucking 3 Starbucks in one block, to that goofy intersection in Hamilton with a Tim's on every fucking corner.
>>13529293
>dunkin donuts of canada
In terms of middle-of-the-road coffee and donuts, basically. Plus bland overpriced soup+sandwich options that have been since rendered irrelevant by their all-day breakfast sandwiches. Only reason to get a Tim's breakfast sandwich is because Mcdonalds Canada doesn't do breakfast biscuits. Otherwise Mcdonalds Canada uses Tim Horton's old coffee supplier from before the cheaped out.

[Anonymous No.13529414]

I got Tims coupons in the mail the other day which I have never seen them do prior to that. They must be getting desperate.

[Anonymous No.13529427]

Why do they always put the dude or chick with the thickest indian accent on drive-thru? Literally impossible to order my shitty soggy sandwich.

[Anonymous No.13529439]

>>13529427
Where I am, they usually put the Filipino chick who barely understands English and doesn't know how to use her headset properly.

[Anonymous No.13529895]

>>13529439
I don't think white people even work at Tims anymore.

[Anonymous No.13530031]

>>13529895
None left in Canada to be fair

[Anonymous No.13530051]

>>13528204
Canadians are retarded, and should feel shame for their creations.

[Anonymous No.13530053]

>>13530031
We have our own little secret ethnovillages on the prairies where everyone is descended from European farmers and drunk most days of the week. No, I won't tell you where I am, Wong. Come and find me.

[Anonymous No.13530059]

The only half decent food on their menu is the farmers wrap. Donuts are mostly ok but not great except the honey crueler which is based. The coffee is acceptable but not "good." The worst part about it imo is their constantly changing menu and just the overall blandness of the whole menu. I find it embarrassing that they successfully branded themselves a part of Canadian culture and I'm amazed that they still seem to have such a loyal consumer base

[Anonymous No.13530062]

>>13530051
I'm sure your country is lovely and your people are both creative and intelligent.

[Anonymous No.13530142]

>>13530051
I thought those were teeth

[Anonymous No.13530153]

>>13530062

[Anonymous No.13530182]

>>13530153
You're probably a very nice person and make very pleasant company.

[Anonymous No.13530192]

There's only 20 million Canadians, so it has to be the same August that spans this shit thread all the time.
I've never even seen a fucking Tim Hortons.

[Anonymous No.13530194]

>>13530192
see:
>>13529375
>>13529376

[Anonymous No.13530197]

>>13530192
>There's only 20 million Canadians, so it has to be the same August that spans this shit thread all the time.
American education is really something. S is for Subway

[Anonymous No.13530209]

>>13528626
It was never good. Canadians are delusional and like cheap coffee more than they like a good product and decent service.

[Anonymous No.13530212]

>>13530194
So Canadians, Detroit, and N.E. Coasties are the only ones who would give a shit.

[Anonymous No.13530222]

>>13530209
>>13530212
Why do you feel the need to compulsively shitpost? Go back to your containment board if you want to do that.

[Anonymous No.13530269]

>>13529145
ayyy what‘s that supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.13530930]

>>13530222
I was born and raised in Ottawa.

[Anonymous No.13531474]

>>13528949
Sounds like a Canada problem. If you go to a T-Ho's in Detroit, you might have niggers serving your food, but they at least get your order correct.

[Anonymous No.13531530]

>go to tim hortons
>It's fine, I guess
>just a bullshit place to grab some coffee and donuts
>don't know why anyone would ever eat food from there unless it was 2AM and McDonalds was too far away.
>mostly a bunch of little old ladies hanging around, maybe a couple of university kids
I don't know what all these horror stories are about homeless people shitting in your coffee and pajeet not being able to understand English. it sounds like my fellow canadian friends live in some ghetto ass towns like toronto or something and that's the problem, like if you went to McDonalds instead you'd still accidentally step on some used needles

[Anonymous No.13531609]

>>13528770
>>13528843
My Aunt used to work at the headquarters, her job became redundant a while ago, but while she was there the donuts were shipped in frozen then, that was about 12 some odd years ago, well before Burger king came into play.

But she told me they were making "big changes" to keep up with starbucks. Well, they fucked that up.

[Anonymous No.13531907]

Anybody ever try their tendies?

[Anonymous No.13532931]

[Anonymous No.13532966]

>>13528204
went to one in bumfuck quebec. Retard canuck couldnt understand me saying "number 3", and fucked my order up i ended up getting a "grilled" bagel breakfast sandwich which was hard as a rock and the pre cooked egg patty had like water all over it. everyone thinks canada is great but their food is shit. We have to be exporting all out b grade foods there or something.

[Anonymous No.13533047]

who /coffeetime/ here?

[Anonymous No.13533051]

>>13531907
All of their "homestyle" fast food items suck ass. They need to go back to just being a coffee and donut shop. The only sandwiches they sold were

[Anonymous No.13533076]

>>13528204

>tfw the town I relocated to from New York picked Tim Hortons over Dunkin Donuts
>tfw people here think Chipotle and Starbucks is fancy
>tfw the only grocery store is Walmart

Kill me now senpai. This work contract is 18 more months

[Anonymous No.13533112]

there are two different schizophrenic hobos that go to my local tim hortons. there's always one of them, but they're never there together at the same time. it's like they have a hobo treaty on who crashes there.

[Anonymous No.13533117]

I work there. It was shit when I got there and it somehow gets worse and worse every month. Only there at this point because my coworkers are based and I don't want to bother looking for another job rn.

[Anonymous No.13533132]

>>13533117
>I work there
What does balut taste like?

[Anonymous No.13533148]

>>13531907
It's frozen and microwaved.

[Anonymous No.13533153]

>>13532966
Ja vooo drey a uhhhhh Trois

It's that simple, mutt.

[Anonymous No.13533208]

>>13528204
20 years ago it was pretty good, but it all went to shit post burger king buyout.

Just the fact that they resorted to selling a fucking burger should you how far down it went. If I want coffee, ill go to starbucks. If i want a sandwich, ill go to subway. Horton's literally only exists for reddit and boomers.

[Anonymous No.13533209]

>>13531530
Clearly you haven't been to a Tim's on a main street in a city. They're not free from the trash that wash up on the street. Their policies re: loitering are lax enough that homeless people are there all the time with their $1 coffee or whatever.

Anywhere else it's fine. Most horror stories you'll read about are from some downtown location in a shitty part of town full of immigrants and homeless. Outskirts locations and Tim's in smaller towns are decent.

Though as other anons have mentioned, the coffee went downhill after their beans changed. So half the reason Tim's was any good is now not good.

[Anonymous No.13533237]

>get some tim hortons donuts
>they are all dry

holy fuck how disappointing

[Anonymous No.13533365]

>>13533237
Give them a break, they were baked, frozen, shipped from half way across the country, microwaved, then spent 8 hours on a rack before you bought them

[Anonymous No.13533407]

>>13533209
>Clearly you haven't been to a Tim's on a main street in a city. They're not free from the trash that wash up on the street. Their policies re: loitering are lax enough that homeless people are there all the time with their $1 coffee or whatever.
>Anywhere else it's fine. Most horror stories you'll read about are from some downtown location in a shitty part of town full of immigrants and homeless. Outskirts locations and Tim's in smaller towns are decent.
That's exactly my point though, like more than half this thread is people complaining about homeless people and junkies which hey fair enough but it's got nothing to do with tim hortons. I've seen more homeless people and shitty teenagers in mcdonalds.

As far as the coffee goes I'm not gonna defend I guess cause I was never a "coffee guy" even though I started drinking it in my teens, to me it was always the same it's bitter hot dark water and you throw a bunch of sugar and whatever else in it to make it taste good and I didn't get into Tim Hortons as a whole until not too long ago before that I'd prefer Dunkin Donuts back when they were around and Krispy Kreme same as them, and in college I would be a cool college guy who got his coffee from the cafeteria and cool hipster cafés off-campus etc.

The food IS shit and the donuts are sub-par, but I don't know why anyone would expect anything different from a national fast food chain.

[Anonymous No.13533452]

>>13528949
Serves you right for ordering such a gay item

[Anonymous No.13533464]

>>13533407
Canadians are so mellow it's rather disturbing.

[Anonymous No.13533470]

>>13529366
Now this is one mad dog-fucker; I didn't even read it anyone, because it was written by some Canadian cock-sucker. Now read carefully, you cocksucking canadian. Stay the fuck in your gay fucking country, and quit being such useless sacks of shit who only consume American media and use American goods. Get fucked leaf, get fucked to the very depths of hell. I sincerely hope Canada is nuked.

[Anonymous No.13533482]

>>13528204
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.13533495]

>>13533464
weed is legal now, and before that I guess it's part of the national character to be mellow when you're gonna live through like 7 months of winter bullshit where there's snow storms on Halloween and it fuckin keeps snowing up until the middle of April. When stuff's out of your control you just shrug at it. There's no need to be so wound up at everything like our next door neighbours

[Anonymous No.13533504]

>>13528949
Flips and Poos
That's a huge reason the service is shit. They don't speak fluent English.
>>13528770
All these points are spot on. It should've just been decent coffee and donuts

[Anonymous No.13533509]

>>13529125
Flip? That sounds flip

[Anonymous No.13533949]

>>13528778
Starbucks would imply having a large selection of drinks and somewhat decent coffee.
It's Dunkin Donut tier at best.

[Anonymous No.13533995]

The local timmies are always understaffed. I live too far up north to have minorities so they have to make do with employing retards.
>leave home at 1:50 PM
>enter Timmies #1 at 2:00 PM
>there's a line of about 15 people
>only 3 employees
>some young girl is running the drivethrough, basically just throwing coffees out the window at middle aged women
>old lady is taking orders inside and handling beverages
>she take sminutes to prepare anything that isn't a black coffee
>hambeast in charge of sandwiches
>half the line is old people
>other half is 2 families with loud kids
>decide to stop by the timmies near the highway instead, surely it'll be better
>enter at 2:10
>parking is full of truckers
>inside is almost empty
>only 3 employees here too
>2 are handling drivethrough since it's mostly truckers
>cashier is some chubby teen girl with a vacant stare
>order a medium coffee with 1 milk and a maple boston
>sorry we're out
>oh regular maple then
>sorry we're out
>well any boston or regular donut will do, whatever you have
>sorry we're out
>got any timbits
>sorry we're actually out of almost everything
>it's fine I can wait for the next batch
>well actually we don't have a cook and no one's free to make more
>...ok just give me the coffee then
>watch as she prepares an iced cappucino
>huh I asked for a medium coffee with 1 milk
>oh
>she goes back
>comes back with a black coffee