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13525871

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:28:38 2020 No.13525871 [Reply] [Original]

I'm finally going to Golden Corral for the first time tonight.
Advice?
Tips?
Suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:30:16 2020 No.13525877 >>13525871 Bring a sword and shield to fight off the waves of black people and trailer trash threatening to take all of the food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:36:04 2020 No.13525888 >>13525871 imagine the number of adult diapers in that photo..?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:39:34 2020 No.13525896 >>13525871 >Advice? Don't go. >Tips? Don't go. >Suggestions? Don't go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:43:12 2020 No.13525908 kys at the entrance

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:43:31 2020 No.13525909 >>13525871 Hit the restroom to vomit after every few bites.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:43:47 2020 No.13525911 >>13525871 Mandatory reading for every GC thread: http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 09:12:16 2020 No.13525962 >>13525871 why do you eat with zoo animals?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 09:14:33 2020 No.13525968 >>13525911 Based and corralpilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 09:22:51 2020 No.13525985 >>13525962 You'd starve in the south.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 09:32:01 2020 No.13526018 >>13525896 Correct answer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 09:46:44 2020 No.13526055 >>13525871 Only been to GC once. Got food poisoning. Never again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 10:09:48 2020 No.13526110 File: 993 KB, 250x250, sensible chuckle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13525911 Hadn't read that in a while, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 10:14:05 2020 No.13526126 Ignore desserts. Be prepared to elbow most of subsaharan africa out of the way if you want any shrimp or fish. Concentrate on veggies. Enjoy. Tip generously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 10:17:22 2020 No.13526138 >>13525911 I love this one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 14:06:40 2020 No.13526767 >>13525871 do burgers really

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 14:08:12 2020 No.13526774 clear your weekend schedule for shitting your brains out due to food poisoning

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 14:17:21 2020 No.13526807 >>13525871 Tip over one of the big fat white people and see what they do. They won't be able to catch you if they try to do something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 14:32:39 2020 No.13526872 >>13526126 fried shrimp would be fine but id never eat fish from a buffet line, even if it was just fish sticks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 19:16:24 2020 No.13528027 I've never been to a GC, but here in California we have Hometown Buffet which is very old-person oriented. I love that place, although you get occasional white trash or ethnic displays of theater >>13525911 that's gold, I remember that story fondly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 02:06:50 2020 No.13529933 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz0k47PZgjM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 02:38:16 2020 No.13530005 eat as much seafood as possible

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 04:14:58 2020 No.13530273 >>13525871 take a little bit of different things at a time. that way you'll get to taste everything. get stuff from the guy cutting and serving meat, that's the best stuff.