/ck/ humor thread! For me, it’s a bowl of this

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Anonymous Tue Jan 14 19:55:52 2020 No.13513243 [DELETED]

/ck/ humor thread!

For me, it’s a bowl of this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 19:57:52 2020 No.13513247 LMAO, you racists with your "ck humour" threads never fail to... Wait...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 20:02:44 2020 No.13513264 >>13513247 Huh?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 20:16:27 2020 No.13513306 File: 349 KB, 1381x1079, xmas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for that glimpse of a shit board, dickheads. Now make way for some epic lulz.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 20:16:53 2020 No.13513309 I love cream of wheat. I like to put a spoonful of blackberry jam in the center on the top and get a little bit of jam with each bite of cream of wheat. It's perfect.

Anonymous Tue Jan 14 20:30:42 2020 No.13513350

I had guinea pigs as a kid. Started with two and wound up with twelve. One, the mother of the clan, was obsessed with my dad. He comes home from work and she'd get up on her hind legs against the tank*, shriek like a banshee and demand attention. I pick her up and she'd still shriek, but as soon as my dad did, she'd be quiet and nuzzle into his beard, licking it.

Thanks, OP, for reminding me of how great guinea pigs are.

>* built it myself using sheets of plexiglass and corner bracket thingies, glued together with epoxy; even made a divider down the middle, held in place with two slide-in thingies to separate the males from females. the tank was enormous, 1m × 1,5m and ,5m high

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 20:36:48 2020 No.13513372 >>13513369 This is a art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 20:37:50 2020 No.13513377 >>13513350 Fucking based and pigpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 20:59:17 2020 No.13513463 >>13513350 We had one too when I was a kid. She would do pushups against your hand to pet herself if you stopped petting her, whistlesqueaking like crazy the whole time.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 21:13:46 2020 No.13513538 >>13513479 >”I kneads it brehs ;-;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 21:14:48 2020 No.13513543 >>13513538 >”i kneads it breads ;_;”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 21:20:36 2020 No.13513565 >>13513479 >NNNNNNOOOO, I DON'T WANNA BE THE HECKIN' BREADERINOOOOOOO! AAAAAAA

Anonymous Tue Jan 14 21:57:37 2020 No.13513695

>>13513463
Did yours purr? Only the males and the one dyke of my 12 purred, so I think it's a weird mating thing. I categorised like 20 different unique sounds and what they meant, ranging from "I'm scared" to "I'm horny" to "I'm hungry" to "I'm hurt" to "I'm fucking annoyed" and others. Fascinating fucking creatures, really, and all with very unique personalities. Had'em almost 8 years total (first pair for six and their litters for seven concurrent years each).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 22:01:09 2020 No.13513701 >>13513372 >that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 22:13:40 2020 No.13513766 >>13513372 A art he says..

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 22:45:57 2020 No.13513883 >>13513837 what the merciful fuck is this shit?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 22:51:27 2020 No.13513894 >>13513837 fucking BASED

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 23:24:13 2020 No.13514050 >>13513543 based

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 23:38:26 2020 No.13514112 >>13514097 LOL, they really nailed the special snowflakes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 23:40:46 2020 No.13514122 >>13514112 You could really say he made them MELT HAHAHA -Bill "The Bass master" Johnson _________________________ Wishing I was fishin Semper Fi Remember the Alamo Trump 2020

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 23:43:29 2020 No.13514129 >>13514111 based

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 23:50:12 2020 No.13514163 >>13514111 A true conservative wouldn’t sit at the table with a hat on.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 00:01:35 2020 No.13514198 File: 9 KB, 228x227, 1550026554243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514025 he looks so much like my half-brother it's scary

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 02:27:22 2020 No.13514587 >>13513837 Id eat the shit out of that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 02:55:30 2020 No.13514637 >>13514194 kek based busyworld poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 03:01:48 2020 No.13514659 >>13513243 kekd fucking hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 03:39:19 2020 No.13514738 >>13514149 long time no goatse sir haha >>13513243 reminds me of when i printed out a picture of a chupacabra and put it on the milkbones box to spook me mum fore she went to give ar hound a snack, guffaw guffaw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 03:42:07 2020 No.13514742 >>13514088 Japanese curry is absolute shit. I got the Hot Golden stuff on sale and decided to make it and it was sweeter than Unicorn dick. The fuck is wrong with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 03:42:30 2020 No.13514743 >>13513350 cute story bro thats nice that you made them a cool house

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 04:13:55 2020 No.13514811 >>13514097 Took me a minute lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 06:40:11 2020 No.13515104 >>13514088 Gotta go fast! Right through your intestines. Imagine the splatter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 06:44:09 2020 No.13515110 >>13513837 Mama bird makes guacamole

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 07:16:14 2020 No.13515166 >>13514077 I'll admit: I chuckled more than I should have.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 07:34:26 2020 No.13515210 >>13513247 thanks for the chuckle anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 07:40:00 2020 No.13515221 >>13514097 @tonyzaret is my favorite memer haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 07:41:20 2020 No.13515227 File: 107 KB, 1920x1000, 1573422632015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513350 i can still hear the little squeeks every time i open the fridge >>13513369 my sides

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 07:41:27 2020 No.13515228 File: 467 KB, 909x900, cliffpepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514111 i recognize your recurring numerals also she went and made that comic because of how triggere she was HAHAHAHA that s the meta level of humor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:20:34 2020 No.13515314 >>13514111 >so triggered that he had to draw a four panneled comic about how orange man bad becuase he like cooked meat Pathetic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:28:29 2020 No.13515324 >>13515314 It's actually five panels. But you are correct, it must take an exceptional amount of asspain to make such a horrible strawman comic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:37:45 2020 No.13515351 >>13513243 lmao This some funny ass shit I like this website !

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:40:56 2020 No.13515366 File: 546 KB, 1254x769, Banquet Nugs review.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one of you did this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:44:24 2020 No.13515381 >>13515366 No one on this website is older than 19 so nobody did

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:47:26 2020 No.13515395 >>13514077 I was reading that to the tune of Mr. Brightside until the last line

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:48:37 2020 No.13515397 >>13515381 You're here forever. The people who were here in 2006 are still here. Even if they were 12 back then, they're in their mid 20s now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:53:19 2020 No.13515411 >>13515381 >it's impossible to lie Ok retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:55:02 2020 No.13515417 >>13515397 >The people who were here in 2006 are still here. Haha who would do something stupid like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 08:56:51 2020 No.13515424 File: 457 KB, 1024x929, a_very_different_nyanners_by_nyannyanxo-d62gbhw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515197 the only place left for this awful thread to go is delitization

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 16:22:26 2020 No.13517026 >>13515417 Your stupid ass will be here 14 years from now as well. Death is the only escape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 23:29:14 2020 No.13518969 >>13513243 a woman cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 23:42:11 2020 No.13519029 >>13515424 Based and foreverially delitized and tiedup and loving it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 15 23:59:10 2020 No.13519108 >>13515381 I think the median is probably like 25 now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:03:05 2020 No.13519123 >>13519108 /ck/ is one of those boards with a surprisingly high 30+ population, but we're also a low traffic board. Boards full of underage b& like /v/ and /pol/ would probably skew the stats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:05:39 2020 No.13519135 >>13515397 >this is literally me wow this was a punch to the gut

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:02:32 2020 No.13519359 >>13519135 It's going to be badass when 4chan is an old man website in 30 years and it's all millenial-boomers still reposting the same shitty memes while the rest of the world has moved on. Don't worry, I'll be here for it too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:09:21 2020 No.13519376 >>13519359 that will never happen, children flock to this website like flies to shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:12:40 2020 No.13519388 >>13513474 what the fuck recipe says to put a bird in the fucking sink?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:14:58 2020 No.13519395 >>13513837 isn't guac easy enough to make that you can just use your bare hands?

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:19:07 2020 No.13519410
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>>13513243
The stupid noise from those stupid Good Humor trucks that infested NYC when I was a kid was the most annoying. It got so annoying that it was like a fucking dentist's drill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPnMqk5JfE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:19:50 2020 No.13519413 >>13519359 Maybe it'll become like totse &t?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 02:27:19 2020 No.13519589 >>13519413 Totse was my first online home before even 4chan. The ancient days...

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 02:33:38 2020 No.13519603
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>>13515381
>No one on this website is older than 19 so nobody did
>mfw seeing a anon prove he was 56 years old with a timestamp
>crusty smug old face over a shitty thinkpad
now THAT is something i don't want happening to me, it would honestly be preferable for the oldfags to leave and move on, rather then fester here being pathetically angry.

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Anonymous Thu Jan 16 02:45:15 2020 No.13519631

>>13519603
I'm not that old but I am about 30, in the 'been here since 2006' category. There's nowhere else that scratches the chan itch, the rest of the internet is completely unbearable. What am I going to do, use facebook? reddit? Watch tv every night instead? I'm here forever man. In before somebody starts dropping stoic philosophy quotes on me about how every waking second should be spent working.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 02:49:44 2020 No.13519637 File: 577 KB, 580x1200, Resized_20200115_234344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanted to share this for a really long time. OC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 02:57:37 2020 No.13519653 File: 39 KB, 851x254, Cereal Costume.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this count? I'm always looking for opportunities to share this as this always makes me laugh like an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 03:32:23 2020 No.13519743 >>13519637 I want ambien cereal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 03:44:03 2020 No.13519776 >>13519743 >wake up >breakfast >static >wake up >breakfast

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 05:07:03 2020 No.13519965 File: 61 KB, 640x481, 97a86acafff0bbe8449b9954903bd92c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513243 obligatory

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 05:32:57 2020 No.13520030 File: 157 KB, 364x367, ohhhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513243 Cream of wheat? More like cream of YEET!

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 06:12:36 2020 No.13520098 >>13513695 >>13513463 >>13513350 neat

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 06:15:16 2020 No.13520102

>>13513837
>pretend I'm on some gay cutesy cooking date
>bitch starts pulling this shit
>call police
>police arrest her for violating food code laws or whatever cuz it's a fantasy world in my head
>she asks cops to pepper spray her food in county jail every mealtime
wtf is this female's issue?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 06:17:57 2020 No.13520111 >>13514111 Theresa Heinz is married to John Kerry, 2004 (spectacular failure) Democratic Party presidential candidate. I'm really shocked Trump voters are actually using Heinz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 06:19:32 2020 No.13520117 >>13513247 haha leaf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 06:22:45 2020 No.13520124 >>13519388 you do clean your sink, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 06:31:52 2020 No.13520136 >>13513247 Go suck up on some post toasties you degenerate freak! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z00YqSOa5-g

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 06:32:18 2020 No.13520137 >>13515197 i love how this manages to include serb/croat shit lol

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 06:33:40 2020 No.13520142 >>13520124 My mum cleans it with leftover tendies

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 14:41:12 2020 No.13521620 >>13519388 >he doesn't chill in the tub you failed the vibe check

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 15:29:04 2020 No.13521914 >>13513837 There are men who’d pay good money to eat that

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 15:39:00 2020 No.13521968 >>13521965 >Coldstone gets the handicap space and wheelchair ramp Based.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 15:54:04 2020 No.13522027 >>13522021 I don't get it?

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Anonymous Thu Jan 16 15:59:45 2020 No.13522050
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>>13522027
She slept around in her 20, and now that she hit the wall at 30 she wants to settle down with a guy that will pay for stuff. I think the image is supposed to imply that a 30 year old womans vag looks as sloppy as deli sliced roast beef.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:01:15 2020 No.13522056 >>13522050 That's not how female anatomy works...

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:04:41 2020 No.13522078 File: 97 KB, 745x749, 1396139888894a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13522056 I'm aware, but it's a popular meme, and the reason anons on this site call woman who party "Roasties".

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:06:31 2020 No.13522084 >>13522078 I've literally never seen anyone use the term outside of /r9k/ and /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:06:35 2020 No.13522086 >>13522027 Never seen a roastie?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:10:43 2020 No.13522102 >>13519637 you fucking failed at amending the logo on the top flap other than that good jerb

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:12:11 2020 No.13522115 >>13522078 its because of spitroasting, the sexual term. not because of fucking roast beef. get real

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:14:42 2020 No.13522132 >>13515424 Do Americans really put cream cheese on their deli sandwiches?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:15:27 2020 No.13522137 >>13522115 You're fucking retarded and new

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:16:05 2020 No.13522142 >>13522030 She accurately predicted what she's going to look like after 10 years of marriage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:17:21 2020 No.13522152 >>13519637 this is a joke right?

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Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:22:24 2020 No.13522176

>>13522162
This really is how it goes. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:23:08 2020 No.13522183 >>13522162 >>>/f/acebook

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:26:35 2020 No.13522212 >>13522188 >>13522203 We're posting fucking twitter memes now? This is beyond sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:26:35 2020 No.13522213 File: 510 KB, 1085x775, 1544364142112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:28:14 2020 No.13522224 >>13520124 Yeah, with bleach. Why would I want bleach on my chicken?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:30:42 2020 No.13522235 File: 1.99 MB, 272x480, 1566191468409 30mins or its free wagie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 30mins or its free wagie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:31:36 2020 No.13522238 >>13522176 this is by far the worst copypasta on this site because its not even funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:37:26 2020 No.13522270 File: 50 KB, 750x506, 1492503277440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:38:07 2020 No.13522274 >>13522238 >this is by far the worst copypasta on this site I dunno, the BRAAP-blog is pretty shitty. It's only redeeming feature is that it's the one thing wojakfaggots can't properly respond to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:50:34 2020 No.13522316 File: 219 KB, 900x1200, 1563736932676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 16:56:55 2020 No.13522344 File: 194 KB, 1901x490, 1423376734495a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13522238 This Pasta would like to have a word with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 17:00:18 2020 No.13522355 >>13519613 See, you can boil a can of evaporated/condensed milk to make caramel... but you gotta... you know... remember.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 17:00:33 2020 No.13522356 >>13520139 This is 100% the Saizeriya in Akihabara. I've eaten there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 17:06:31 2020 No.13522380 >>13522188 Yeah I really believe that farmers name every single one of the hundreds of cows they probably have at any moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 17:37:20 2020 No.13522509 >>13513243 This fucking made me kek hard for some reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 18:32:01 2020 No.13522811 File: 86 KB, 1303x892, hide.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515424

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 19:03:50 2020 No.13522949 >>13522188 >33 memebucks per kilo Sure as hell I won't buy it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 19:05:46 2020 No.13522957 >>13522316 >Wipe away the ketchup >Bring out a bucket and put it on the side of the table >Slide the glass to the side where the bucket is What's the issue?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 19:13:39 2020 No.13522992 File: 68 KB, 700x493, v3llz6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Roasty roasty Hot and toasty by age 30 she's blown out Mostly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 19:17:32 2020 No.13523014 >>13522235 Why is he walking in the opposite direction to where the car is pointing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 19:23:03 2020 No.13523043 >>13513243 i first read it as "cuck humor time," i was not incorrect

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 19:24:36 2020 No.13523052 >>13513369 kek

>>	𓆏 Thu Jan 16 19:25:38 2020 No.13523057 >>13522316 How did they manage to get the water upside down?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 19:43:21 2020 No.13523153 >>13519413 >>13519589 based, same. I miss totse, wonder if the IRC is still going

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 19:43:24 2020 No.13523154 >>13514742 How'd do you fuck up jap curry that bad lol, did you add sugar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:04:35 2020 No.13523309 >>13522056 >t. virgin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:19:45 2020 No.13523405 File: 974 KB, 1960x1123, 1573258189988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:24:30 2020 No.13523429 >>13523014 To deliver the pizza to the house that ordered it in under 30mins or it's free.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:29:19 2020 No.13523460 File: 98 KB, 630x621, 1497071774319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:34:24 2020 No.13523488 File: 67 KB, 640x628, 05FFF1B6-0DDD-4F5D-BFDD-D64EDA69433C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13522084 I’ve seen it on /fit/, /tv/, /x/, /biz/, /k/, and especially here. You’re just a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:41:23 2020 No.13523530 >>13519613 Can someone post the full thread cap? I fucking love this one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:43:35 2020 No.13523539 File: 131 KB, 525x809, laughing harder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13521981 That's genius

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:46:29 2020 No.13523551 >>13521991 Stop reminding me of high school

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:48:37 2020 No.13523563 >>13522238 it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be inspirational

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:53:18 2020 No.13523588 File: 144 KB, 728x884, EBDC3C16-F347-473A-9886-C3DE4539AFAC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13522119 egg wet law soup bidet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:01:27 2020 No.13523638 >>13523460 I’ve wanted to do this for years, but no friends/family want to do it with me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:06:59 2020 No.13523668 File: 143 KB, 500x370, don't_dew_it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:21:17 2020 No.13523750 File: 45 KB, 525x700, 148959336324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:32:38 2020 No.13523830 >>13522957 >implying your average waiter/waitress would think this through to that extent

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:34:48 2020 No.13523850 >>13523057 By placing a coaster atop the glass before flipping it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:44:41 2020 No.13523920 File: 3.54 MB, 480x189, happythanksgiving.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13523638 why would you need friends in order to do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:48:40 2020 No.13523950 >>13523920 I WANT A MOISTER, TASTIER TURKEY I WANT A DEEP FRIED TURKEY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:49:39 2020 No.13523956 >>13523950 heh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:53:10 2020 No.13523979 >>13514045 God I wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:56:05 2020 No.13523996 >>13523920 I want to share the laugh anon It feels wholesome to laugh with others

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:56:48 2020 No.13524000 >>13514111 Cringe af.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:58:35 2020 No.13524011 File: 2.88 MB, 540x302, niggerchow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13523996 ok yeah, that would be better. I stand corrected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:59:44 2020 No.13524017 >>13522356 fascinating what’s it like

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:22:08 2020 No.13524134 File: 203 KB, 800x450, jordan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515417

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:35:36 2020 No.13524204 File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1076, 007A4D39-4B48-4B73-B9C1-52C87265CD4F.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13524134

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:27:05 2020 No.13524408 >>13521981 Based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:36:30 2020 No.13524463 >>13514194 Oh I totally forgot about that children's story, I just thought you people were insane.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 01:27:44 2020 No.13524808 >>13514184 >baked water I dunno why but that got me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 01:27:50 2020 No.13524809 >>13522084 I've only seen the term used by 15 year old kids, but not since 2016 when it became totally replaced by thot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 01:31:06 2020 No.13524818 >>13522238 You need to have a sense of irony, which I know you kids are uncomfortable with but you really have to learn to get into it. Read Shakespeare or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 01:39:14 2020 No.13524841 >>13513247 Lmao y'all incels really be out here objectifying women... you do you meanwhile I'll be cuddling with my beautiful trans gf. One you wish you had.

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 01:59:03 2020 No.13524913
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I stopped going to my nearest mcdonalds because a fast food worker was nice to me
This tall white girl named Sam started smiling at me and laughing whenever she recognized my voice on the intercom, and gave me free food all the time. One time I asked her why, she said it was because I was nice. I was polite, but I am pretty sure I didnt say anything overly nice. What is there to say at a fast food drive thru, right? And she was white, I was asian. I felt strange getting hit on by a white girl. She was gorgeous and didnt belong at a mcdonalds doing drive thru work, so I had no idea how to approach this situation. So I simply ignored it, like the spineless cuck nobody raised me into. Sometimes Id go back inevitably, and she would be there. I never forgot when we first met, she handed me my order and her eyes got super wide while staring at me, like she was looking at the most beautiful guy in the world, but again how could that be me? Well, it's over now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 02:15:59 2020 No.13524986 >>13513837 >green onions in guac

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 02:37:06 2020 No.13525083 >>13524913 You could always go back, and say you were trying to save money by cooking at home

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 03:11:37 2020 No.13525231 >>13520102 Don't ever post again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 03:12:53 2020 No.13525236 >>13513837 I wouldn't even eat that if I chewed it myself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 04:00:35 2020 No.13525369 >>13522133 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 04:01:52 2020 No.13525372 >>13521941 Based nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 04:17:38 2020 No.13525403 >>13514045 >a tomato has had more sex than you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 06:45:35 2020 No.13525637 File: 88 KB, 1200x900, 1574527105699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 06:47:10 2020 No.13525640 File: 43 KB, 656x610, 1565348035963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 07:41:21 2020 No.13525744 >>13520111 Heinz could be owned by the Clintons, what other brand of ketchup am I gonna use? Hunts? Go fuck yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 07:43:00 2020 No.13525746 >>13521981 I would say based but he also lives somewhere there is a halal meat section

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 07:44:31 2020 No.13525749 >>13522056 Theres a reason its only incels who share it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:27:34 2020 No.13525868 >>13521620 reddit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:35:07 2020 No.13525883 >>13521995 really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 08:38:16 2020 No.13525894 >>13522030 Jabba The Hutt turned out great!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 09:36:21 2020 No.13526030 >>13522132 Its good on veggie sandwiches....wheat toast, cream cheese, cucumber sprouts mushroom avo. Yum

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 10:43:58 2020 No.13526188 >>13519631 Same boat. The internet is truly unbearable now, those people who used to make fun of you back in the early 2000s for how much time you spent on the internet are more addicted to the internet than you ever were.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 10:53:38 2020 No.13526216 >>13513837 Why my pp big now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 14:08:28 2020 No.13526775 >>13522008 its egg and ketchup tacos whats wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 14:43:13 2020 No.13526912 File: 44 KB, 553x592, 1579282969980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514097 >>13514111 the left can't meme even worse when they try to do it ironically

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 15:02:28 2020 No.13526988 >>13523014 >Ice when you slide you often spin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 15:06:27 2020 No.13527003 >>13515227 >i can still hear the little squeeks every time i open the fridge why did you keep guinea pigs in the fridge

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 15:32:33 2020 No.13527088 >>13524841 >"haha y'all wite peepo crazy haha it be like dat sometimes doe" Fuck off nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 15:42:32 2020 No.13527122 >>13515381 I'm ashamed to say that I'm 27 and I've been here ever since 2005. I can't get out and nothing else in the internet has any value for me. I'm convinced that if 4chan was actually shut down, I'd completely stop using the internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 15:48:25 2020 No.13527151 >>13521941 I'm bored so I recorded myself reading this https://voca.ro/bg3BsZBB5WQ

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:09:43 2020 No.13527220 File: 53 KB, 800x600, sarah silverman pregnant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:10:45 2020 No.13527224 File: 68 KB, 564x710, meme-floridasoup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:11:14 2020 No.13527225 File: 45 KB, 400x400, tip with a rip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13523057 Put full glass on floor, flip table and put it on top of the glass, flip the finished assembly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:12:10 2020 No.13527229 File: 47 KB, 750x562, 1555536454553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:13:41 2020 No.13527235 File: 72 KB, 610x509, 1554951340571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:14:43 2020 No.13527238 File: 155 KB, 316x301, 1554312280652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:19:00 2020 No.13527258 File: 127 KB, 575x767, long banana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13521981 Just move the pork back where it belongs. Why would the Muslims ever know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:25:11 2020 No.13527273 File: 302 KB, 1280x960, 1575304700191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13527202

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:25:22 2020 No.13527276 >>13526775 might want to examine those "eggs" again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:27:57 2020 No.13527282 >>13522115 >>13522137 He's right. It's only dumb kids that use it as an insult referring to vaginal flaps and not another word for slut, cumdumpster, thot, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:33:46 2020 No.13527332 >>13526775 Bruh, that’s popcorn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:53:30 2020 No.13527389 File: 170 KB, 1080x985, 1578850602234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515417 haha right? that would be so pathetic haha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:56:16 2020 No.13527397 File: 88 KB, 600x600, hrrdeedrr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13526775 >egg You are NOT making me breakfast!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:04:23 2020 No.13527422 >>13524913 thx, for the blogpost, retard sure as hell no one else got his own problems fuck off, failed normie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:04:40 2020 No.13527423 File: 416 KB, 1280x1280, too close.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13524463 What's wrong with both being correct?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:08:57 2020 No.13527436 File: 1.87 MB, 540x360, CHUCKYYYY.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13524841 >my beautiful trans gf. One you wish you had. Fucking WAT? The sheer oxymoronic .... I don't even .... holy fuck I might be having a stroke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:20:40 2020 No.13527474 >>13527397 Is that Steve-O?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:22:12 2020 No.13527480 >>13527436 A female who was born with male genitals but had her genitals altered to match her biology is trans and a valid candidate for GF.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:24:41 2020 No.13527493 >>13527178 >>13527183 NO LEMON PIG NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:25:04 2020 No.13527496 >>13527480 Are you talking about a hermaphrodite? Even then I wouldn’t touch that shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:30:14 2020 No.13527517 >>13513837 All mouth to bowl shenanigans aside, who the fuck puts scallions in guac?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:35:15 2020 No.13527547 >>13527480 It was the 'one you wish you had' that might've been causing a fit. Just a minor aneurysm, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:38:35 2020 No.13527566 >>13519603 ok zoomer. eat a tide pod

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:44:19 2020 No.13527599 >>13527151 I'm dying anon, thank you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 18:49:05 2020 No.13527917 File: 92 KB, 499x578, lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513247 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 19:20:39 2020 No.13528050 >>13519631 Same. I just like the fact that people can talk on here properly without ratings or having a brigade come for you if you disagree on something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 19:24:07 2020 No.13528068 File: 167 KB, 1001x667, lemon-pig1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13527183 He'll be fine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 19:34:38 2020 No.13528114 >>13522056 You mean that the men who've never had sex with women before don't understand how a vagina works?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 19:44:00 2020 No.13528139 >>13513701 >this >new

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 19:45:56 2020 No.13528145 >>13522316 Just pick the glass up and spend the next 2 minutes cleaning. The tip would more than cover that time spent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:11:42 2020 No.13528247 File: 420 KB, 1088x1428, 1428604761716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13526912 Jesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:12:47 2020 No.13528251 File: 375 KB, 1073x1427, 1428604761717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:13:50 2020 No.13528261 File: 133 KB, 1200x900, 1428604761713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:15:56 2020 No.13528273 >>13528247 >The double sided little compartment for the food Always a hearty chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:16:33 2020 No.13528277 File: 117 KB, 714x714, 1571193019589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:19:17 2020 No.13528289 File: 141 KB, 640x776, 1571192557588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:26:51 2020 No.13528328 File: 42 KB, 750x765, Brain Wash 26u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:37:13 2020 No.13528370 File: 498 KB, 785x1100, Polcuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514111 >>13514097 >The left can't meme!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:41:13 2020 No.13528388 >>13528277 That would be a lot better with wine. I'm thinking maybe a kabinett riesling would be a good fit. Or gewurztraminer. Is that too obvious?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 20:45:39 2020 No.13528407 >>13523488 Congrats seeing it all over 4chan lmao maybe go outside and conduct some additional research

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 21:37:35 2020 No.13528631 File: 907 KB, 440x248, 1573612701341.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515381 Y...yu..yeah nobody here is older than 19 especially not a decade older.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 21:51:35 2020 No.13528706 >>13522030 Love the look of confusion and anger.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 22:05:24 2020 No.13528772 >>13527151 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 22:06:12 2020 No.13528776 >>13527917 kek, it took me to long to get that

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 22:09:41 2020 No.13528790
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>>13528114
bro... most of the men that have had sex still don't understand how a vagina works, hell a fair amount of woman don't even understand how it works(at least when they're younger)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 22:18:45 2020 No.13528822 File: 55 KB, 407x422, LOLMarvel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13527151 Glorious!

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 22:39:15 2020 No.13528901
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>>13520111
>I'm really shocked Trump voters are actually using Heinz.
Those tards have the attention span of a gnat. I bet half don't recall why they had to burn their Nikes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 22:43:39 2020 No.13528920 >>13528370 they can't tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 22:56:12 2020 No.13528962 >>13527276 >>13527332 >>13527397 Ah i see upon a second glance it is popcorn... fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 22:58:59 2020 No.13528974 >>13528962 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 23:37:59 2020 No.13529077 >>13521972 6 for 99 is a terrible deal I was just there yesterday and it was 1.49 for 20

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 23:51:26 2020 No.13529117 >>13527224 wtf, clam chowder is great though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 23:58:06 2020 No.13529148 >>13515397 I... no, youre wasting your life. Im very normal and have self control. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 00:00:14 2020 No.13529164 >>13519631 I had fun on infinite chan for about 2 years before they shoa'd it. Apart from that yeah. This is it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 00:02:52 2020 No.13529178 >>13521981 religious people are nuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 00:04:58 2020 No.13529183 >>13529178 /tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 00:05:58 2020 No.13529187 >>13527258 They don't, it's fake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 00:10:52 2020 No.13529205 >>13529183 i hope some dune retard kills you in the name of madness you cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 00:35:21 2020 No.13529295 File: 1.33 MB, 300x169, 1338438459581.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515417

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 00:47:39 2020 No.13529344 >>13528920 Maybe if you say that enough times it'll be true

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 01:19:05 2020 No.13529470 >>13522380 haha, you are a real ho ot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 01:21:12 2020 No.13529482 File: 79 KB, 600x750, 1234459802829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13522212 I don't see memes. I see funny pictures. You should post some funny pictures, too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 01:29:18 2020 No.13529778 File: 43 KB, 900x900, 1311844162544.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13529344

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 01:32:45 2020 No.13529794 >>13528277 I don't care if I'm going to slam into Mahmoud and make him spill his hummous onto Mustafa every time there's turbulence, this genuinely looks comfier that any plane I've been on. Smell imagined, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 02:35:17 2020 No.13529996 >>13513889 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 02:41:23 2020 No.13530018 >>13519653 Fucking lol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 02:46:54 2020 No.13530033 >>13522139 Vintage memes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 03:11:37 2020 No.13530124 >>13515395 same

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 03:16:59 2020 No.13530143 >>13513837 why has no one posted her thanksgiving turkey?

Anonymous Sat Jan 18 03:25:41 2020 No.13530161

>>13528790
so, judging by this stupid statement of yours', why are you even pretending to take the high ground?
you think you're a smart white knight, but 4chan still has people lingering around that you will find much harder to fool. you will always be a subhuman redditor around here, now go back to your 'pics you shouldn't share' threads and fuck off with your instagram/patreon orbiting ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 03:32:48 2020 No.13530180 File: 26 KB, 345x197, rc_ms (143).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13530161 Nobody cares.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 03:45:50 2020 No.13530205 >>13527183 rip tatsy tangy little lemon piggy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 04:23:10 2020 No.13530293 >>13522056 fun fact, it's an /r9k/ meme so there ya go

Anonymous Sat Jan 18 06:53:28 2020 No.13530569

>>13528247
Used to work at a mediocre fast food taco place
every morning without fail some fat plumber type would walk in and fill an XXL cup with soda, walking in as quickly and exiting as quickly as possible, not even paying
never said anything because who gives a fuck, wasn't my profit and if you're gonna kill yourself with soda please by god do it sooner rather than later

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