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name a better deep fried snack

>> No.13513000

no. fuck off you fat fuck.

>> No.13513017
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>>13512988

>> No.13513024

Who deep dries a scotch egg? Americans?

>> No.13513060

>>13512988
crab rangoons, chicken wings.

>> No.13513084

>>13513024
are you implying that scottish culture/cuisine is healthy, because you are wrong

>> No.13513089
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>>13513060
>frying chicken wings

>> No.13513096
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>>13513017
*blocks your path*

>> No.13513119
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>>13513084
...Nah, that can't be right.

>> No.13513124

>>13513089
I'm going to disassemble you very carefully.

>> No.13513131

>>13512988
>snack
You mean meal.

>> No.13513149

Deep fried twinks

>> No.13513162
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>>13512988

>> No.13513169

French fries.

Jalapeno poppers are pretty good too.

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>>13512988

>> No.13513215

>>13512988
There isn't one.

>> No.13513220

>>13512988
WIJ ZIJN GRONINGUHHH

>> No.13513226
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>>13512988
>>13513215

>> No.13513228

>>13513089
You do realize that most wings you get are fried, right? You dont need to bread something to fry it.

>> No.13513236

>>13513228
>You do realize that most wings you get are fried, right?
>you get
>(You)

>> No.13513649
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>>13513024
a cotch egg is a meatball with an egg in the middle

>> No.13513673
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>>13512988

>> No.13513679

>>13513024
>Who deep dries a scotch egg?
Probably Scots.

>> No.13513757
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>>13512988
Gimmari

>> No.13513770

>>13512988

Arancini

>> No.13514385
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>>13512988
That one, but cooked properly

>> No.13514400

>>13513673
what does fried human taste like? Do different races have different flavours?

>> No.13514405

>>13514400
whitoids taste like nothing

>> No.13514652

>>13514400
apparently it doesn't taste like anything really
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8967988/Dutch-TV-presenters-cause-cannibalism-storm-after-eating-each-others-flesh.html

>> No.13514711

>>13514405
Let's be honest here, there is nothing appetising about the nigger

>> No.13514724

>>13513119
so when you walk down the street three out of four people are fat? fuck outta here, that can't be true

>> No.13514726

>>13514724
i don't know where you live but for entertainment go to a service station along a highway and just stand there for 30 minutes watching all the fatties shuffle in and out to buy sodas and candybars and other garbage

>> No.13514796

>>13512988
For me, it's pastéis de bacalhau and a slightly chilled Super Bock.

>> No.13514885

Fried pickles

>> No.13514897

>>13512988
around this time of year, your mums oyster sized clit deep fried in lard and topped with a sprinkling of her dried pussy cheese - pair that with a nice 2012 bottle of your piss you keep under the bed served chilled and you have a fine meal.

>> No.13514913

>>13513192
That looks like a hairy ball thanks

>> No.13514921

>>13514897
trying too hard

>> No.13514930

>>13512988
Chilli pakora.

>> No.13515082

>>13513119

>Tower Hamlets
>soon to be hamplanets

It was foretold by the Fatberg years ago. Now the adipose advances across Europe.

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>>13512988
Probably not better (I don't know for sure since I've never tried scotch eggs, but they look delicious) but we have "olive all'ascolana" which are olives filled with beef and pork meat and then fried

>> No.13515090

>>13515086
holy crap that's fucking amazing
i ave to do it now. is the mince precooked or nah?

>> No.13515092

>>13515090
https://ricette.giallozafferano.it/Olive-all-ascolana.html
Good luck finding Ascolana olives if you don't live in Ascoli area.

>> No.13515093

>>13512988
Scottish eggs are alright, but I prefer buffalo wings as a deep fried snack

>> No.13515095

>>13515090
Yeah, it is pre-cooked with white wine and herbs, and then you add egg yolks, Parmigiano, and so on.

McDonald's here have them as a snack

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>>13512988
Fried calamari and clam strips, especially good for me when I have a hangover.

>> No.13515099

>>13514385
this, the one in the OP is very overcooked

>> No.13515102

>>13515092
there's an italian store i know where i get my guanciale and san marzano tomatoes, hopefully they'll have this, if not, i'm afraid i'll have to go for any large-ish green olive
>>13515095
cool, thank you

>> No.13515198

>>13512988
Tempura shrimp

>> No.13515209

FREEDOM fries

>> No.13515252
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>>13512988
Seems like a lot of effort when you could just have eggs and sausages, stupid idiot.

>> No.13515257

>>13513649
Did you mean to say "crotch egg", anon?

>> No.13515280

>>13513649
I thought it was like a hush puppy with an egg inside

>> No.13515291

>>13515280
OP's pic is some deep fried breaded ragout with an egg in the middle. A scotch egg is similar but with spam instead of ragout as a filling

>> No.13515319

>>13512988
Snack? Two of these are a meal.
t. 265lb Amerilard

>> No.13515322

>>13513089
That's the most common way to do it. Season with salt and pepper, toss in corn startch, deep fry. Toss in sauce, serve.

>> No.13515332

is it ok to make the foods ITT with an air fryer? i want to buy one but don't know much

>> No.13516813

>>13515252
youre one dumb bastard

>> No.13516895

>>13514385
How do you get a raw egg in those to cook them?

>> No.13516918
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13516918

everything tastes better deep fried in batter

>deep fried "pizza crunch" with chips

>> No.13516963

>>13513679
We would do no such thing, not unless it was coated in a batter first.

>> No.13516969

>>13512988
I think of scotch eggs as constituting and actual meal and not just a snack.

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simple is best

>> No.13517227

>>13514385
>>13512988
Do Scots really..?

>> No.13517445
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>>13513000

you can bake the buggers, that's what I do

>> No.13517448

>>13512988
This shit is too time consuming to make. I made 4 the other day when I wanted a snack and it took me too long. Just give me some frozen fishsticks or something.

>> No.13517457

>>13512988
Arancini
Egg rolls/spring rolls/lumpia
Fried Calamari

>> No.13517837
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Nobody mentioned fried mushrooms yet, so here I mention them.

>> No.13518100

>>13513024
Scotch people do.

>> No.13518221

>>13513119
>copeland

>> No.13518669

>>13512988
bitterballen

>> No.13518694

>>13512988
Pretty hard to top anon. I don't even like hard boiled eggs or any egg style with cooked yolks.

Presentation: 10/10
Texture: 10/10
Flavor: 10/10

>> No.13518711

>>13518694
Forgot

Portability: 10/10

But as for your topic

Fried Food Score: 5/10
Breakfast Score: 8/10

>> No.13518713

>>13515332
If you have an oven just use the convention setting does literally the same thing as an air fryer.

>> No.13518814

>>13517175
this looks delicious

>> No.13518827

>>13512988
Mars bar, pineapple, fish, chicken, chips, other more different chips. There's a lot.

>> No.13518836

>>13514724
BMI can be retarded a lot of the time. When I was at the fittest point of my entire life I was considered overweight because I had a 26 bmi.

>> No.13518839

>>13514724
The people walking around tend not to be fat because they walk around.

>> No.13518841

>>13518836
Yeah doesn't account for muscle being heavier than fat but lets be real here, most of the people that are overweight on the scale are fatfucks

>> No.13518848

>>13518221
Eating fried food is an unhealthy coping mechanism.

>> No.13518852

>>13516895
Freeze the egg, peel the shell.

>> No.13518875
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>>13518841
But even people who have "a dad bod" and aren't really fat, only like 20-25% body fat are considered overweight, even though they generally look like an average person.

Most people would never consider top right and bottom left to be "fat," but BMI does.

>> No.13519004

>>13512988
Any of them at all

>> No.13519048

>>13518814
It's my absolute favorite snack, it's basically just cheese and chives inside a dough that is deep fried. The dough is special tho and it's kind o a point to make

>> No.13519054

>>13519048
Kind of looks like a jalapeno popper without the jalapeno

>> No.13519080

>>13518852
How do you peel the shell off a frozen egg? I tried it once after watching food wars but the shell would not come off.

>> No.13519097

>>13519080
Pretty sure you just rinse them in warm water for a few min.
Shouldn't defrost the egg enough that it falls apart in the fryer.

>> No.13519100

>>13519097
Oh that makes sense.

>> No.13519122

>>13514885
how do you fry a pickle? like is it breaded? what... what?

>> No.13519129

>>13519122
>Cut into slices
>Bread them
>Fry
You can fry just about anything you know.
Even ice cream.

>> No.13519133

>>13519054
Yeah kind off, but it's more like a mozzarella stick with a cheese blend ratter than just mozzarella and flavorful stiff dough encasing said blend.

>> No.13519145

>>13519080
or unrelated, if you want an egg without shell, put into vinegar for a day. boom, you have an egg with thin floppy skin and no shell...

>> No.13519158

>>13519129
I know about double breaded ice cream, but never heard about pickle. anyone tried this?

>> No.13519168

>>13519158
Fried pickles and jalapenos are fucking amazing. Cornmeal breading is probably my favorite.

>> No.13519179
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>>13519129
>Cut into slices
Wrong from the first fucking step, nigger.
>hollow out centre
>impale with wiener
>put on stick
>batter
>fry

>> No.13519214

>>13519179
That looks vile on multiple levels.

>> No.13519227

>>13519214
You look vile on multiple levels.

>> No.13519235

>>13519227
Joke's on you I'm holding a mirror to my camera.

>> No.13519243

>>13518100
Isn't that Scottish?

>> No.13519263

>>13519179
I saw a pretty gay looking webm about exactly this the other day, anyone has it?

>> No.13519312

>>13519129
How do people fry liquid? Like I've heard of fried coke before. Is it just frozen, breaded, then fried? I feel like it would melt and ruin the batter before it got set correctly.

>> No.13519334

>>13519312
Thickeners maybe.

>> No.13519360

>>13519312
>double breaded

would probably only worķ the European way, 'put in flour, beaten eggs, breadcrumbs, fry.' for double breaded, double the breading.

wouldn't work with murican batter stuff.

that said, how to make great murican batter stuff? anyone?

>> No.13519361

After a day lounging around under a palm tree on the Atlantic in south Florida, there's nothing like hush puppies and conch fritters to work off a hangover.

>> No.13519407

>>13517837
They always seem to keep too much oil in them.

>> No.13519444

>>13519407
Maybe that's so they move around better and don't chafe the girls sensitive boobies.

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>>13512988
did you even try?

>> No.13519597

>>13518875
This chart is pretty shit. 5-9% is a body builder and 40% has never seen a weight is his life, his chest is smaller.
Either have all of them be weight lifters or none of them.

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I like fried food, no i don't care it's unhealthy.

>> No.13520572

>>13513119
>2012-2013
It's much much worse now.

>> No.13520593

Is quail scotch egg a thing somewhere?

>> No.13520696

>>13519179
I prefer fried pickle chips over your pickle dick imitation but each to their own.

>> No.13520734

butter

>> No.13521127

>>13512988
imagine the smell of your trash when you throw this away after realizing how disgusting it is

>> No.13521692
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>>13518875
Fixed it for you

>> No.13521744

>>13512988
based

>> No.13521760

>>13521692
I mean, the fixed version would be to just label them all with varying degrees of Faggot.

>> No.13521790

>>13512988
A scotch egg with a runny yoke

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13521792

Nobody mentioned fried cheese curds yet, what's this board coming to?

>> No.13521804

>>13516895
You can soft boil the egg.

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>>13521760
I am aretarde

>> No.13521824

>>13521815
>frogfag
>is retarded
Checks out. Get out.

>> No.13521849
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>>13521824
no u

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>>13521824
>he doesn't know who pepe is

>> No.13521874

>>13521852
A shitty /r9k/ meme coopted by reddit and spammed by tourists on /pol/ that somehow leaked onto the other boards because of "le epic board culture".
Cancer.

>> No.13521928
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>>13521874
>let old culture die! let tradition and fun die with it! out with the old, in with the new! what I like is what should be posted! this is the internet and I own it so I get to decide what gets posted on an anonymous imageboard geared towards freedom of speech and expression!
>everything's about me! frogposters get out!

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>>13521928
>frogfuckers
>old culture

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>>13521874
>puts plebbit before 4chin to make froggy sound gay
came from bachelor frog you dolt

>> No.13521987

>>13521967
>frogfags in charge being literate
/pol/ isn't all of 4chan.

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>>13521987
>thinks the meme came from pol

>> No.13522005

>>13521998
So, you really are dyslexic?

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>>13521874