/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13511689]

Well? Is it?

[Anonymous No.13511942]

honestly looks pretty good
A good pizza needs a sweet/tangy topping like BBQ sauce or pineapple or kiwi to be truly great

[Anonymous No.13511965]

>>13511689
Abomination
>No
I haven't tried yet, and it might actually be good. I'd cut the kiwis differently though, and maybe add other savory toppings.

[Anonymous No.13511966]

My initial reaction is that it looks revolting, but then I think about it and it might be nice.

[Anonymous No.13511968]

>>13511689
>kiwizzas
Based

[Anonymous No.13512060]

>>13511689
WHAT'S THAT SHIT??????

[Anonymous No.13512223]

>>13511689
kiwi is sweep, pizza is not supposed to be sweet

[Anonymous No.13512232]

You know how I feel about hairy fruit...

[Anonymous No.13512233]

>>13512060
Moon fruit.

[Anonymous No.13512305]

>>13511689
9.6 trillion reactions!

[Anonymous No.13512345]

>>13512223
sweet + spicy is kino. Let me get that pineapple jalapeño pie

[Anonymous No.13512350]

>>13512223
So why is it covered in tomato paste?

[Anonymous No.13512722]

>>13511942
>A good pizza needs a sweet/tangy topping like BBQ sauce
no it doesn't

[Anonymous No.13512730]

>>13511689
a waste of kiwi and pizza.
throw some Deenz on there or anchovies if you need the salt.

[Anonymous No.13512742]

I'd try it. Add some jalapenos and it would be cash

[Anonymous No.13513654]

>>13511689
If the OP was a claim that this pizza is great, this thread would be full of
>imagine the smell of your vinegary shits
>do americans really
>this isn't pizza
but since OP was a facebook screenshot of a negative reaction, you silly contrarians try to find something redeeming about it. Somehow, it makes for a better thread.

[Anonymous No.13513902]

>>13511689
Svennejävel

[Anonymous No.13513985]

italy is a major exporter of kiwis so people can't even use the muh authenticity argument

[Anonymous No.13513993]

>>13512350
Tomato paste is savory and slightly acidic. Not sweet

[Anonymous No.13513996]

Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits

[Anonymous No.13514000]

Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.13514007]

Italian here, this isn't pizza

[Anonymous No.13514012]

>>13513993
Have you really blasted your sweet zone taste buds so intensely that you find no sweetness in tomato paste?

[Anonymous No.13514020]

>>13514012
Actual tomato paste is not sweet. Pizza sauce may, but not tomato paste. Well maybe if you buy the cheapest possible kind

[Anonymous No.13514282]

>>13514020
You forget, its customary for americans to add a pound of sugar into everything they make.

[Anonymous No.13514293]

>>13514020
>>13514282
Tomatoes are sweet. The sweetness does not go away when you condense them. Just because they are acidic does not mean there is no sweetness there. There is something terribly wrong with your sense of taste.

[Anonymous No.13514297]

>>13513654
t.

[Anonymous No.13514307]

>>13511689
Pineapple on pizza is a culinary pleb filter, you shits.
>tfw chicken and pineapple pan pizza

[Anonymous No.13514316]

>>13514293
It’s not that sweet, idk what you’re even talking about. Most tomatoes in America are unironically and unapologetically grown to be as big and watery as possible, so unless you specifically buy heirloom tomatoes you tend to get bland shitty tomatoes. The tomatoes they send to crushed/condensed are only worse in quality.

[Anonymous No.13514321]

>>13514293
The concentrated glutamates from the tomato make it savory as fuck. Tomato paste is not sweet. Stop buying hunt's or whatever the cheapest brand is

[Anonymous No.13514528]

>>13512232
I like to dive into your moms hairy fruit on a nightly basis.

[Anonymous No.13514533]

>>13514321
You're confusing savory with umami. Yes, it has umami too, but also sweetness.

[Anonymous No.13514571]

>>13514533
>confusing savory with umami

Okay so you're trolling. Fuck off then

[Anonymous No.13514575]

>>13514533
>You're confusing savory with umami

[Anonymous No.13514583]

>>13511942
>post of azn girl year book quote saying kiwi is worse than hitler on pizza

Heh now meme it!

[Anonymous No.13514623]

>>13514583
>Hitler on pizza
Do we have enough of his DNA left to clone him? Or maybe we can grow Hitler-meat in a lab.

[Anonymous No.13514641]

I don't get the meme hatred of hawaiian pizza or variations on the theme, fruit and cheese is one of the most basic, classic combinations there is

[pizzaeater1983 No.13516479]

>>13511689
this looks epic for real (not joking)

[Anonymous No.13516486]

>>13511689
with something really salty like pepperoni or bacon its probably pretty good. I could see bacon onion kiwi being primo

[Anonymous No.13516488]

>>13514641
Cooked pineapple tastes like vomit.

[Anonymous No.13518014]

>>13511942
>BBQ sauce on pizza
Go to your room and think about what you just said

[Anonymous No.13518293]

>>13511689
>delningar

[Anonymous No.13518840]

>>13511689
>en paj med kiwi å ost
Äckelt

[Anonymous No.13518868]

>>13511689
sweet fruit doesn't belong on pizza. this is obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.13518892]

>>13518840
Is the curry banana pizza actually a sought after food ?

[Anonymous No.13519916]

>>13511689
I wouldn't know, kiwifruit makes my throat swell closed and I break out in hives.

Seriously fuck whoever invented kiwifruit.

[Anonymous No.13519973]

>putting vegetables in your fruit salad

[Anonymous No.13520296]

>>13511689
Weird toppings are everywhere these days.
My local kebabshack offers peas and peaches for pizza topping choices

[Anonymous No.13520303]

>>13512722
this

[Anonymous No.13520311]

Pineapple on pizza with ham is pretty decent. Everyone who says otherwise just fell for the meme.

[Anonymous No.13520317]

>>13519916
do you have the same with papaya? They both contain enzymes that break down proteins and some people react very badly to it.

[Anonymous No.13520341]

>>13512223

>covered in sugar paste
>not supposed to be sweet

[Anonymous No.13520342]

>>13511689
Pizza is meant to have anything which could be considered leftover ingredients on it. Leftover cheese, pepperoni, peppers, mushrooms, tomato sauce, etc... Kiwi slices are such a thing.

[Anonymous No.13520352]

>>13520342
In fact, now that I think about it, I'm surprised we haven't seen other combinations, like corn or potatoes. Or hell, eggs.

[Anonymous No.13520358]

>>13520352
i've seen pizza with whole eggs on it, even in a pizzeria in sicily. Both slices boiled eggs as freshly cracked ones.

[Anonymous No.13520401]

>>13520358
Yeah, that's not surprising in Italy. They invented pizza specifically as a way to get rid of leftover ingredients, so they don't have any qualms about putting all sorts of things on pizza.

[Anonymous No.13520408]

>>13519916
I had this when I was a kid but I just kept eating them anyway and it stopped happening lol
git gud

[Anonymous No.13520412]

>>13519916
>invented kiwifruit

The fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.13520415]

>>13520401
Indeed, it was actually pretty good too. But i think most of the flavor comes from the higher quality tomatoes and the proper authentic pizza dough as opposed to the other ingredients

[Anonymous No.13520419]

>>13520415
Also, garlic. They put a ton of it on pizza.

[Anonymous No.13520477]

>>13520419
and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.13520503]

>>13518014

Having a slice of pulled pork pizza as we speak. You have no idea what you're missing.

[Anonymous No.13520506]

>>13511942

Sweet and savory master race.

[Anonymous No.13520510]

>>13511689
pineapple is supposed to be grilled you dumb mother fucker, this shit looks vile