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13503236 No.13503236 [Reply] [Original]

well?

the lack of chili fries is upsetting

>> No.13503244

>>13503236
This doesn't even make any fucking sense. What is lawful and good about a sweet potato? What is lawful evil about crinkle cut? This was clearly made by some retarded tumblr user who inserted his own opinions into it instead of picking things that actually made sense. Go fuck yourself for posting this shit.

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>>13503236
For me it's the potato wedge

>> No.13503268
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>>13503251
ah yes, pure evil

>> No.13503320

Nonsense, standard cut fries are lawful good.

>> No.13503401

>cheese good
>cheese and gwavy evil >:)
RJR seems a right plonker

>> No.13503448
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13503448

I fixed it.

>> No.13503567

>>13503448
much better

>> No.13503573
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>>13503236
I don't understand this, lawful good is the worst option and chaotic evil is the best.

>> No.13503576

>>13503448
>>13503567

a fucking leaf

>> No.13503583

>>13503448
Sweet potato should be Lawful Evil because it follows the rules in a way but also is not actually a potato.

>> No.13503588

>>13503573
Just like in D&D. Fuck goody two-shoes paladins.

>> No.13503596

>>13503236
I made a D&D meme XD
I'm gonna post it on Twitter and get SOOOO may retweets XDDD

>> No.13503605

>>13503448
swap crinkle cut and waffle fries and I agree 100%

>> No.13503744

>>13503236
>>13503448
neither of these make sense

>> No.13503747 [DELETED] 
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13503747

fixed

>> No.13503749

>>13503583
its a root from the nightshade family its basically the same thing

>> No.13503804
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13503804

putting way too much thought into this

>> No.13503815

>>13503804
>cheese fries is lawful good
explain

>> No.13503849

>>13503815
It accepts that that the standard shoestring fry is perfect as is and attempts to compliment it with a topping, poutine being more chaotic due to topping choice and also being Canadian.

>> No.13503863
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>>13503804
update

>> No.13503874

>>13503849
I accept this explanation.

>> No.13503898

>>13503863
are crinkle cut chaotic neutral cuz you get them to be adventurous but when you actually eat them you wish you had chosen a different alignment instead?

>> No.13503906

>>13503863
Swap waffle cut and curly fries.

>> No.13503983

>>13503898
For being basically a default fry who breaks the rules in the tiniest way to be rebellious

>> No.13505509

>>13503749
no it isn't retard
sweet potatoes are dioscoreacae

>> No.13505947

no mojos? kys

>> No.13505968

>>13503236
steak fries are best fries followed by crinkle cut, sweet potato fries are the work of the devil.

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>> No.13505979

1. Frito Pie
2. Irish nachos
3. Chili fries

>> No.13505984

>>13503236
I feel dumber for having read this thread.

>> No.13505994

>>13503244
>he doesn't get it

>> No.13506269

>>13503583
Finally someone with an actual thought

>> No.13507171

>>13503236
This chart makes no fucking sense. The majority of the fries listed are just how the potatoes are cut, but then you've got one specifying what potatoes are used and two that are defined by their toppings.

Where the fuck do Curly Cheese Fries, Crinkle Cut Poutine or Sweet Potato Tots fall?

>> No.13507677

>>13505509
whatever nigger go be a potato then

>> No.13507814

>>13503583
This it's the only thing on the chart that's not from a regular potato

>> No.13509324

>>13503268
Why?

>> No.13509336

>>13503236
american hooves made this picture

>> No.13509337

>>13503251
based. with a little pepper and just a tiny bit of lemon juice to bring out the flavor. gotta be baked properly, though.

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>>13503236

>> No.13510355

>>13503448
In my experience steak fries are usually soggy and underseasoned, almost completely unseasoned. Big plate of potato, tiny dash of salt. Wa la.

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>>13503236
>ITT Amerimutts argue over what fatty potatoes are better

>> No.13510559

>>13510362
t. jealous foreigner that pays $20usd for a kilo of taters

>> No.13510572

>>13503236
Standard cut should be lawful, they're literally standard, following the rules.

Chart makes no sense and is complete bullshit.

>> No.13510578

>>13503849
>standard fry is perfect
>standard fry is neither lawful nor good

>> No.13510581
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I don't make a fuss because I love fries, and all types are good, even non fries like home fries and potato coins

>> No.13510583

what part of canada has the best poutine? I want to travel just for that desu

>> No.13510591

>>13510583
I think it's native to the Montreal area

>> No.13510706

>>13503236
cheese fries should be chaotic evil.

>> No.13510861

>>13503236
Putin is chili fries without beans meat or chili

>> No.13510863

>>13503749
It's not nightshade

>> No.13512036

>>13503401
Cheese should have been on the chaos axis. Gravey or meat sauce on fries is delicious but the embodiment of carnal pleasure. Poutine is NE, cheese fries should be CN, Chili cheese doesn't give a fuck about the bystanders so is CE

>> No.13512776

>>13503244
fpbp

>> No.13512806

Cheese fries and poutine being on there is stupid, those aren't fries, those are condiments on top of fries, you may as well consider the burger the fries came with a different type of fry or fries with ketchup on them a different type of fry.

True alignments:
Lawful Good - Steak Fries
Neutral Good - French Fries
Chaotic Good - Curly Fries
Lawful Neutral - Potato Chips
True Neutral - a baked potato
Chaotic Neutral - Crinkle Cut
Lawful Evil - Mashed Potatoes
Neutral Evil - Tater Tots
Chaotic Evil - Sweet Potato Fries

>> No.13513050

>>13512806
i like potato as true neutral

>> No.13513210
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13513210

Here's the real answer.

>> No.13513240

>>13513210
>crinkle cut
>lawful
Literally none of those make much sense, desu.

>> No.13513269

Routine should be neutral evil, and some gross American fry slop like animal style fries should be true evil.

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>>13513050
>i like potato

>> No.13513361

>>13503448
This is accurate.
>>13503583
Sweet potato fries are lawful good because they follow the rules of regular french fries, but they are the "healthy" version.

>> No.13513381

>>13510362
>retard thinks alignments are used to gauge likability

>> No.13513382

>>13503236 >>13503448 >>13503804 >>13503863 >>13505973
Damn it, guys. You're all making the same mistake. Standard fries are not true neutral. They're lawful neutral, being bog basic design with no particular leaning towards good and evil.

>> No.13513387

>>13503251
>peeling off the skin

>> No.13513675

>>13513382
Nobody in here understands alignments, it's just THING I LIKE GOOD THING I DONT LIKE EVIL

>> No.13514920

>>13503251
these, and roasted red potatoes are among the best ways to prepare potato.
and on the opposite side of the spectrum, mashed potatoes are the worst way to prepare potatoes.
come at me, i dont give a fuck. mashed potatoes are for infants and old people. disgusting slop

>> No.13514926

>>13514920
Thank God. Sometimes it feels like this place is the mashed potato fanclub.