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>Thus saith the Lord, Sunday will be thy day of forgiveness
Vegan anons, confess your transgressions against veganism and I will forgive you under the archdioceses of Cardinal Joey Carbstrong. CONFESS

>> No.13500456

I had steak for dinner today and I'll do it again tomorrow

>> No.13500462

>>13500438
Don't use serious topics to joke.

>> No.13500488
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>>13500456
Please my son watch 5 Dominion, 3 Earthlings and 1 Gamechangers to turn back from your wicked ways

>> No.13500570

>>13500488
you're not my real dad

>> No.13500579

>>13500462
I think he's doing this to undermine veganism.

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>>13500438
I went to KFC to try the vegan burger and left with a bargain bucket

>> No.13500660

I tell people I'm vegan but i eat beef jerky in the bathrooms at work lol

>> No.13500662

I had honey with my tea. I was starting to get a sore throat I wanted something to soothe it. Before this the last time I had honey was 3 years ago.

I feel terrible.

>> No.13500669

>>13500662
btfo by sickness

>> No.13500678

>>13500660
Lmao holy shit why? Where do you work?

>> No.13500682

>>13500662
honey's vegan it's not like you squeeze the bees

>> No.13500685

>>13500678
I'm a barista and all the cute girls are vegan so I needed an in

>> No.13500688

>>13500438
not a vegan
vegetarian tho
every christmas I buy mont d'or, camembert and roquefort

>> No.13500723

>>13500682
It's bee vomit, so its it's a by-product of bees. Also, bees use their honey to survive over the winter but we take it from them resulting in their deaths.

>> No.13500729

>>13500678
Walmart

>> No.13500733

>>13500723
nah you feed them sugar water over winter it's fine

and if someone took my vomit away from me and found a use for it i'd be pretty fucking happy, wouldn't you?

>> No.13500745

>>13500733
sugar water is not good for them though, it makes them sluggish and more prone to illness. Their natural food is the honey which makes the operate optimally.

>> No.13500781

>>13500745
what if you feed them store-bought honey during winter
will that make you happy

>> No.13500801

>>13500781
But what's the point of taking their honey and selling them store bought honey? Might as well let them keep the honey they made themselves. But yeah, that's better than sugar water.

>> No.13500805

>>13500682
>>13500723
>Honey is/is not vegan
That would be an ecumenical matter

>> No.13500830

>>13500801
you see, store bought honey tastes worse to me. the idea is that it's not worse for them.
by feeding them store-bought honey, which incidentally is cheaper than what i sell mine for, i can enjoy my fine honey without turning my bees "sluggish and more prone to illness". they probably don't mind the taste difference as much as my customers or I do

>> No.13500846

>>13500830
I mean yeah that's true. Much better than a lot of the alternatives. I just look at it from a vegan stand point of being as ethical to animals as I possibly can. But naturally there are levels and everyone is on their own path in life and prioritize certain things.

>> No.13500856

>>13500846
you sound like a guy from work

>> No.13502452

>>13500438
I eat wild-honey fermented with garlic as well as oysters to improve my erections so I can better fuck teenage transgirls I meet on various unsavory places, including 4chan.

>>13500685
Cuck.