This just in

[Anonymous No.13492921]

Sausages are fatty, oily, oversalted peasant food. You literally always feel like crap after eating more than a few bites. Let 2020 be the year we go sausage-free and back to real, quality meats.

[Anonymous No.13492947]

What a stupid opinion

[Anonymous No.13492948]

What are some good sausage recipes?
I learned how to make a roux just to make jambalaya that has andouille in it.

[Anonymous No.13492957]

>>13492947
Not an opinion, hence why it’s just in, it’s a fact

[Anonymous No.13492967]

>>13492921
fuck off

[Anonymous No.13492972]

>>13492947
>>13492921
He's right. Sausages are just the meat version of potato chips.
Ideally you'd be eating a few fresh pork chops instead.

[Anonymous No.13492980]

sausages date back to the Sumerian culture in Mesopotamia, thats around 3000 BC, they are here for ever.

[Anonymous No.13492993]

>>13492957
>taste is objective
oh sweetie...

[Anonymous No.13493010]

>>13492980
Yeah so does prostitution

[Anonymous No.13493028]

>>13493010
Nothing like a sausage in a prostitute.

[Anonymous No.13493039]

I am a peasant though.
Bought five pounds of sausage for 12$, gonna spread it out over like twenty meals.
I guess you could try to kill us cockroaches under your feet, but you'd probably miss over 50%.

[Anonymous No.13493042]

You don't feel like shit if you're in shape and exercise regularly you skinnyfat fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.13493055]

You don't like sausage because you prefer to suck on it, fag.

[Anonymous No.13493086]

>>13493028
Not wanting a Prostitute with a sausage?

[Anonymous No.13493100]

>>13492957
it's not a "fact" though.

[Anonymous No.13493105]

alright, I'll bite
>sausages
>oily
what sausage is oily?

[Anonymous No.13493116]

>>13492921
>Sausages are fatty, oily, oversalted peasant food
but in a good way

[Anonymous No.13493123]

>>13492921
>Sausages are fatty, oily
these are literally the same thing

[Anonymous No.13493124]

>>13492921
Stop eating canned vienna sausages you fucking shithead moron

[Anonymous No.13493126]

seething germoids

[Anonymous No.13493157]

>>13493105
It’s full of oil

[Anonymous No.13493166]

no thanks. kielbasa and cabbage is quick, cheap and filling

[Anonymous No.13493278]

>>13492921
This is now a sausage thread. Post ur favourites.

[Anonymous No.13493292]

>>13493028

[Anonymous No.13493299]

>>13493278
leberkase

[Anonymous No.13493300]

>>13492921
You need to find a new butcher, if you buy mass produced meat products you get what you pay for.

[Anonymous No.13493309]

>>13493039

I'm >>13492972

Is it a smoked processed sausage, or is it a fresh one?

Because fresh sausage is okay, it just spoils quickly. Smoked sausage is terrible as anything but an occasional treat.

Eat smoked/cured foods every day and you will feel like shit, I guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.13493332]

>>13493309
nope, you're just weak.

[Anonymous No.13493615]

>>13493332
enjoy your colon cancer

[Anonymous No.13494056]

>>13492921
Quality meat costs too much.

[Anonymous No.13494067]

>>13493124
Where the hell are you getting vienna sausages that are oily?

[Anonymous No.13494074]

God I love a big fat juicy sausage in my mouth

[Anonymous No.13494081]

>>13492921
>You literally always feel like crap after eating more than a few bites
Are you allergic?

[Anonymous No.13494098]

Pork shoulder/pork shoulder steak > sausages.
Sausages have so much shit filler in them. Do love a cheeky bit of spanish chorizo now and then though.

[Anonymous No.13494630]

>>13494074
UwU

[Anonymous No.13495604]

I've tried making sausage a few times and I always have trouble with the cases splitting. I always just put the end of the casing on the spout but I recently saw a video where they scrunched up the casing and put the whole thing onto the spout, which way should I be doing it?

[Anonymous No.13495627]

>>13492921
This just in. OP hates sausages because it reminds him of his daddy's dick, which he had to suck daily for his whole life.

[Anonymous No.13495668]

>>13492921
mmmm sauceage

[Anonymous No.13495697]

It's a simply meat preservation technique. Also you can use any scraps from the butchering.

[Anonymous No.13496101]

>>13492921
k Schlomo.

[Anonymous No.13496157]

>tfw fucking love sausage
>scared of the huge nitrate content
why is god such a cunt and makes everything tasty give you cancer of highblood pressure or something

[Anonymous No.13496173]

>>13492921
This just in - OP is a fatty, oily, oversalted peasant poster. You literally always feel like crap after viewing more than a few threads.

[Anonymous No.13496179]

>>13493278
You already did

[Anonymous No.13496243]

>>13495627
Projection

[Anonymous No.13496346]

>>13493278

[Anonymous No.13496374]

>>13495627
It is very likely that OP did have some sort of sexual trauma in his past that started this aversion to phallic shaped foodstuffs. It has probably also made him a deeply closeted homosexual

Thoughts and prayers OP

[Anonymous No.13496565]

>>13496374
>if you don’t like inverted pig assholes stuffed with hooves and snouts you’re a fag
Sure kid

[Anonymous No.13496584]

>>13492921
Burn in hell.

[Anonymous No.13496595]

>>13493278

[Anonymous No.13496617]

Lil smokies + BBQ beans = the nastiest/funnest farts for days

[Anonymous No.13496623]

>>13496617
Dad food.

[Anonymous No.13496995]

>>13495604
Try the second method.

[Anonymous No.13497008]

as someone who can still feel the taste of the dried sausages I ate with eggs some minutes ago, I'm disappointed

[Anonymous No.13497065]

Yesteryear had some of these bois when visiting Germany.
It's chickpea plant sausage so the only oil in it is that which you add yourself.
It was nice and smoky and chewy and spicy.
Delicious.
Bonus: it was entirely plant based so less artherosclerosis for me, naturally.

[Anonymous No.13497203]

>>13494056
I fast a full month every year since 2013. It's like Wolverine healing powers.

[Anonymous No.13497218]

>>13496565
If you don't like one of the only tasty forms of offal you're a fag yeah

[Anonymous No.13497222]

>>13495668
Based Frogwurstposter. Pix rel. is a Bassersdorfer Schüblig.

[Anonymous No.13497244]

>>13496595
This would be a "Lyoner"-Wurst in Switzerland. Looks vy tasty!

[Anonymous No.13497256]

>>13492921
This!

[Anonymous No.13497259]

I like the shitty frozen dollar store ones, I don't even cook them right I microwave it.

[Anonymous No.13497280]

"Le Parfait" masterrace calling in

[Anonymous No.13497294]

No - 1 quadroon Austrian

[Anonymous No.13497309]

>>13497244
it literally says falukorv in the filename
"korv" means sausage in swedish
Falu would assumingly mean thats it's from Falun, a town in central Sweden.

[Anonymous No.13497314]

>>13493278
im always partial kielbasa myself

[Anonymous No.13497318]

I don't understand this le X food makes you shit yourself meme. Unless you have some kind of allergy or intolerance, why would this be normal? I haven't shat my pants from any food I've had so far.

[Anonymous No.13497319]

>>13496595
wtf is wrong with it's color why does it look like that???

[Anonymous No.13497337]

>>13497319
its boiled meat ssg

[Anonymous No.13497342]

>>13497337
>boiled sausage
sounds awful

[Anonymous No.13497360]

>>13497309
Have googled it, thanks. It certainly is better than the "Lyoner".

[Anonymous No.13497384]

>>13497342
It's kinda like the tofu of sausages
Neutral taste.
Had something like that when I was dirt poor and lived in Russia.
It was called "Doktorskaia".

[Anonymous No.13497502]

>>13492921
so.... exactly what are you expecting to accomplish with you "post" OP?

It really only applies to your opinion and not any facts. yet you felt compelled to go on the internet and yell from the highest mountain that you are a moron.

[Anonymous No.13497504]

>>13492921
>Sausages are fatty, oily, oversalted peasant food.
so fucking good

[Anonymous No.13497508]

>>13493157
where are you getting sausage full of oil? does someone not like you? are you a jerk to your family and this is how they get back at you?

[Anonymous No.13497517]

>>13497065

[Anonymous No.13497543]

>>13497502
t. triggered German

[Anonymous No.13497545]

>>13492972
This is a strangely coherent and thought provoking post for current 4chan, how the fuck is it from a fucking tripfag?

[Anonymous No.13497563]

>>13492972
Jerky is the meat version of potato chips. Sausages are the meat version of fries.

[Anonymous No.13497577]

>>13497318
Who are you responding to?

[Anonymous No.13497585]

>>13497543
He's not that wrong, though.
t. hässig Schwiiizer

[Anonymous No.13497604]

>>13497545
It's not 4chan, and not a tripfag.

[Anonymous No.13497671]

>>13493278
Longaniza is delicious, arguably better than chorizo.

[Anonymous No.13497720]

>>13493278
for me, its Andouille, the absolute best sausage

[Anonymous No.13497774]

>>13497314
I always ate thin strips of kielbasy as a snack when growing up

[Anonymous No.13497799]

>>13497720
This looks revolting. The absolute state of offalniggers

[Anonymous No.13498154]

>>13497799
watch your tone, faggot
you're talking about my guy all wrong

[Anonymous No.13498264]

>>13497384
ah yes, doctor's sausage. The only good thing about communist russia that now tastes like shit since the standards went down from "Universal meat that feeds the entirety of the population" to "cheap-ass sausage".

[Anonymous No.13498273]

Imagine being so low test that the hearty food of the workman makes you sick

[Anonymous No.13498329]

>>13498273
Hehehe yes goy continue enjoying pig’s asshole or you aren’t a real man

[Anonymous No.13498343]

>>13497545
That's from 8kun.

[Anonymous No.13498358]

>>13492921
This is definitely true if you’re eating cheap sausage because then it literally is peasant food, but who cares? Every once in a while isn’t gonna fuckin kill you and it tastes good

[Anonymous No.13498386]

i'm gonna try to take in a thick meaty sausage everyday

[Anonymous No.13498413]

Beans and sausage is a patrician poorfag meal, especially with onions and cheese

[Anonymous No.13498436]

OP I am really sorry for you that your countrymen are unable to produce good sausage. Must suck to be a subhuman

T. Germany

[Anonymous No.13498446]

>>13492921
>You literally always feel like crap after eating more than a few bites.
No, YOU feel like crap. I feel like I could take on God and win after some good sausages.

Make your own sausage, don't buy shitty mass produced sausages from wal-mart or wherever.

[Anonymous No.13498449]

>>13493309
>Eat smoked/cured foods every day and you will feel like shit, I guarantee it.
The only thing you can guarantee is how many dicks you have up your ass. I just bought two whole capicolas and I eat some of that every fucking day. It's amazing and I have never felt better.

[Anonymous No.13498459]

>>13492921
>You literally always feel like crap after eating more than a few bites.
I've never had this problem, maybe you should post on /ck/ less and /fit/ more if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.13498460]

>>13492921
>Sausages are fatty, oily, oversalted peasant food.
And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.13498502]

""Peasant"" food is the best, fuck off city cuck soyboy vegan

[Anonymous No.13498523]

>>13498329
>NNOOOOOOO
>ITS NOT MADE OF VERY LEAN, BUT HEARTY MEAT
>ITS PIG ASSHOLE GOYIM ALWAYS
>BUY OUR LATKES AND MATZO

[Anonymous No.13498636]

>>13493157
>guy that confuses oil and fat also can't read a four word question
no big surprise

[Anonymous No.13498665]

I'm daydreaming about sujuk right now.

[Anonymous No.13498672]

>>13498502
Peasants wouldn't eat that much meat.

[Anonymous No.13498698]

>*kinos your morning*

[Anonymous No.13498709]

>>13492957
You objectively down sausages by the foot.

[Anonymous No.13498744]

>>13498698
Jimmy Dean sausage is trash tier, get literally any other name brand sausage.

[Anonymous No.13499147]

>>13492921
spend more than 5 dollars, and don't buy from grocery stores you fucking dork. buy from a butcher, spend the extra 3 or 4 fucking dollars you child.

[Anonymous No.13499262]

>>13498523
nice cope

[Anonymous No.13499268]

>>13492921
So what you're saying is that you eat the cheapest shit you can find?

[Anonymous No.13500434]

Bump to spread the word. No more sausage in 2020

[Anonymous No.13500708]

>>13498502
Meat was an upper class privilege.
Hence the countless stories of fat infertile nobles unable to conceive a successor, because it sure does become problematic to get you weiner hard when its arteries are clogged beyond repair.

[Anonymous No.13500720]

>>13500708
Fake news.

[Anonymous No.13500725]

>>13497671

[Anonymous No.13500746]

>>13500720
you wish

[Anonymous No.13500759]

>>13500708
>Meat was an upper class privilege.
Fuck off, you absolutely clueless retard.

[Anonymous No.13500771]

>>13500708
> https://youtu.be/WeVcey0Ng-w
Get educated, idiot.

[Anonymous No.13500785]

>>13492921
You truly sound like someone who wants to get rid of their sausage.

You'll never pass.

[Anonymous No.13500786]

>>13500759
I'm sorry to ruin your romanticist misconceptions of what it really means to be a peasant.
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+did+peasants+eat+in+Middle+Ages

[Anonymous No.13500793]

>>13492921
> You literally always feel like crap

But anon, I always feel like crap.

[Anonymous No.13500808]

>>13498264
It always was shit sausage tho, no joke.
t. born in USSR

[Anonymous No.13500945]

>>13500759
to be fair meat was for the upper class, peas and grains were the staples

meat was living currency and the forest animals were oned by tje nobility, even fish was a luxury as freshwater fish are small in number snd salt water fish were predominantly only readily avalible in costal areas

[Anonymous No.13500954]

>>13500945
Quit making shit up, kid.

[Anonymous No.13500974]

>>13500954
k

[Anonymous No.13501022]

>>13500945
I was actually reading about this recently-- it really depends on the area and time. In Ireland for example shellfish were eaten by peasants and was seen as embarrassingly poor thing to eat, but other fish like trout and salmon were eaten quite commonly say a couple times a week. Pigs were surprisingly commonly eaten too, far more than cow. Also barely any poultry.

[Anonymous No.13501038]

>>13501022
You could sum up Irish cuisine as "chunk of pork, hunk of cabbage and a some potatoes boiled in a cauldron with barely any seasonings if any"

[Anonymous No.13501049]

>Jimmy Dean sausage is trash tier, get literally any other name brand sausage.

[Anonymous No.13501084]

>>13500954
Even by nowadays standards, meat is far more expensive than the abovementioned staples, even though the government does subsidise the mass meat production factories.
Just remember what happened to the irish (mostly peasants) when potato was suddenly gone.
They starved so hard it became a legend.
So it really come as no surprise that peasants of yore didn't really rely on meat at all, something that most of this delusional board do not want to get through their thick heads.

[Anonymous No.13501177]

>>13501084
Because that would discredit their self-heroizating peasant/working class LARP and narrative when in reality they are the pathetic bourgeois city dwellers.

[Anonymous No.13501214]

>>13501084
Ignorance must really be bliss. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.13501241]

>>13496157
i ate salami every day for a year
im now on medication for high blood pressure
not worth it bro

[Anonymous No.13501242]

Once it's cooked, some comes out. And zero fat all the time isn't good for you either. Stop being a child and eating only one thing for days on end. Just because you had some sausage one day doesn't mean you're gonna die.

[Anonymous No.13501247]

>>13501022
you are right and the consumption of fish is largely due to religious reasons, also pigs had no use other than food and trade

[Anonymous No.13501249]

>>13501241
and I guarantee you didn't exercise at all either
your opinion is null, fatty fatty fat fat

[Anonymous No.13501262]

>>13501214
Wow.
This cheap ass platitude sure made me rethink the entirety of thought process behind my arguments.

[Anonymous No.13501343]

>>13501249
Exercise may help you get rid of subcutaneous fat, but not of the intravascular fat.
I remember there was this high echelon personal trainer that would recommend on TV shows adding a spoon of butter to your morning coffee.
Soon enough he had a heart attack during a gym session.
So much for the broscience.

[Anonymous No.13501387]

>>13501343
Googled it, his name is Bob Harper.
Ironically he was this fat losing reality show presenter and coach called "Biggest Loser".
Really makes you thonk.

[Anonymous No.13501737]

>>13501343
But he SURVIVED the heart attack

[Anonymous No.13501800]

>>13493278
Some kabanosy always hit the spot

[Anonymous No.13501935]

>>13493278
For me, it's a tie between chorizo and bratwurst

[Anonymous No.13502131]

>>13492921
for me it's this guy

[Anonymous No.13502201]

>>13492921
absolutely agree on every single letter of your post. Sausages are literal cancer (the only exception is those raw ones that are free from all the nasty preservatives and color / texture enhancers that you have to cook in a day or two - those are alright, in small doses)

[Anonymous No.13502245]

>>13500771
>youtube
>educated
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.13502255]

>>13500785
Eat sausages made from bugs goy and shut up about it, ok? It's better than your pink slime, "now really classified as meat by the FDA!"

[Anonymous No.13502285]

>>13497720
BASed

[Anonymous No.13502294]

>>13493309
Fresh pork sausage mixed with seasonings in intestinal casings.
Throw some on my beans and rice and that's good eating for 2.50 a plate.

[Anonymous No.13502300]

>>13496346
I'm a pussy so I'd have to at least throw it under the broiler until it was browned on top.

[Anonymous No.13502312]

>>13502201
>lives in a food desert where fresh sausages are a minority
>sausages are for the poors
dat projection

[Anonymous No.13502328]

>>13492921
Aged or smoked meats, like aged cheeses and cultured dairy products, are part of the European culinary tradition. People who don't like sausage are 9 times out of 10 nonwhite savages.

[Anonymous No.13502553]

>>13497774
Those are kabanosy:

>>13501800

Dobry ziomek! Głosowałbym i zatwierdzał czystki etniczne!

[Anonymous No.13502563]

>>13502553
LOOK AT THAT KITTY CAT!!!

[Anonymous No.13502707]

>>13501343
>Exercise may help you get rid of subcutaneous fat, but not of the intravascular fat.
Source?

[Anonymous No.13502831]

>>13492921

>implying I’d feel good after dieting properly and exercising daily

Lmao, enjoy being 23 while you still can

[Anonymous No.13502895]

>>13492957
Its a fact that you took Jamal's sauasge after he finished banging your wife.

>inb4 jokes on you I'm a virgin