Weed food

[Anonymous No.13480525]

What's the best thing to eat after getting REALLY high?

[Anonymous No.13480534]

>>13480525
cereal

[Anonymous No.13480537]

>>13480525
A bullet

[Anonymous No.13480540]

>>13480537
based

[Anonymous No.13480543]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.13480546]

fresh fruit. a nice orange will relieve cottonmouth and cover up the smoke stank.

[Anonymous No.13480561]

nails

[Anonymous No.13480562]

>>13480525
Anyone got any recommendations for low calorie snakes, cause when I smoke I eat like a fucking asshole

[Anonymous No.13480568]

>>13480537
This

[Anonymous No.13480569]

>>13480562
Bullets are pretty low calorie

[Anonymous No.13480576]

Puritanfags are weak and will not survive the winter, prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.13480588]

>>13480569
You're even guaranteed to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.13480622]

>>13480588
>>13480569
>>13480537

Why are you the way you are?

[Anonymous No.13480640]

>>13480622
Well if u wanna change ur ''DUDE WEED LMAO'' lifestyle a bullet is pretty effective.

[Anonymous No.13480650]

>>13480622
I have a high personal standard and expect the same from others. It is frustrating to be working hard at building society while lackadaisical slumberers soak up the rewards of my labor.

[Anonymous No.13480675]

>>13480650
Do you get mad at people watching movies or going to watch NASCAR too?

How draining is it upon your labor if the plant itself was grown by the smoker?

[Anonymous No.13480679]

>>13480675
>Do you get mad at people watching movies or going to watch NASCAR too?
Most normal productive members of society do, yes.

[Anonymous No.13480681]

>>13480537
tpbp

[Anonymous No.13480699]

>>13480650
you sound sad stop fucking complaining. deal with it cunt

[Anonymous No.13480702]

>>13480650
being this gay
impressive

[Anonymous No.13480708]

A juicy hamburger

[Anonymous No.13480776]

>>13480650
>building society
The bootlicking is stronk in this one!

[Anonymous No.13480810]

>>13480650
The only thing you've built within society is an expanding group of people that find it impossible to enjoy being around you

[Anonymous No.13480853]

>>13480525
Duuuuude
>>13475921

[Anonymous No.13480865]

>>13480525
D
U
D
E

[Anonymous No.13480868]

>>13480525
the back of a dollar bill

[Anonymous No.13480870]

>>13480525
Cyanide tastes pretty le epic

[Anonymous No.13480874]

>>13480525
fresh tropical fruits
mango, melons, pineapples, the usual lot

[Anonymous No.13480883]

>>13480650
>2020
>4chan is now a teetotalitarian conservatard shithole
oh how the mighty have fallen

[Anonymous No.13480912]

>>13480525
instant pot macaroni cheese

[Anonymous No.13480925]

>>13480865
W

E

E

E

D

[Anonymous No.13480935]

>>13480650
are you ok with alcohol? caffeine? sugar?
you don't get to arbitrarily choose what I can do with my life in the privacy of my own home, statist fag

[Anonymous No.13480937]

>>13480883
>weak
>fat
>nu-beard wearing
>bespectacled
>balding
>sọy sucking
>pot smoking
>liberal

>mighty

[Anonymous No.13480943]

>>13480537
Ayy Fuck WEED lmao Just hate it
am i right

[Anonymous No.13480951]

>>13480537
spbp, a bullet to the gullet is all potfags deserve

[Anonymous No.13480959]

>>13480537
dare I say, based

[Anonymous No.13480961]

>>13480525
Indian food. Make a nice chicken curry or tikka masala homemade with vanilla yogurt not regular and fresh cilantro and lime over hot rice. Make sure you marinate the chicken too and don't over cook it too much. I don't care what people think I trim up my chicken really well take the membraney shit off and just throw it in the sauce on high heat for about 10 minutes. My mouth is watering.

[Anonymous No.13480965]

>>13480937
You will never pass.

[Anonymous No.13480968]

>>13480951
based Ben Shapiro poster

[Anonymous No.13480974]

>>13480525

[Anonymous No.13480979]

>>13480937
>baseless assumptions
>animeposter
not surprised desu

[Anonymous No.13480985]

>>13480979
That's just the opposite of "teetotalitarian conservatard"

[Anonymous No.13480989]

SMOOOOOOOOKE
WEEEEEEEEEEED
NOW

[Anonymous No.13480991]

>>13480883
>the vocal minority no-fun-allowed permavirgin newfags speak for the entirety of 4chan
'no'
anyway for me it's pizza & beer

[Anonymous No.13481000]

SMOKE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED

[Anonymous No.13481007]

>>13480991
look at this thread my man
it's dead jim

[Anonymous No.13481008]

IF YOU DONT SMOKE WEED I WILL MURDER YOUR MOTHER

[Anonymous No.13481016]

>>13481008
>memeing anti weed idiocy
>posts pic of prime, weed-smokin Arnie
Boy, you are a special kinda stupid

[Anonymous No.13481019]

>>13480985
>implying weebs are not the prime breeding ground for incel permavirgins getting mad at people enjoying things
stay on >>>/r9k/ next time pls

[Anonymous No.13481037]

>>13481016
IF YOU DONT STFU AND SMOKE WEED YOURE NEXT

[Anonymous No.13481040]

>>13481037
wow, so based
I'm never smoking a marijuana pot again
this relentlessly autistic shitposting campaign on an otherwise interesting discussion has really opened my eyes

[Anonymous No.13481077]

>>13480883
The /pol/tard stormers are exactly the same as islam radical fundamentalists. Go figure.

[Anonymous No.13481127]

>>13481077
>if u hate something i like u must be from /pol/
Wanna know how i know your a pathetic newfaggot?

[Anonymous No.13481131]

>>13480525
I love to drink blue Powerade when I'm stoned.
I don't eat anything special though, just whatever I got on hand.

[Anonymous No.13481147]

everything

[Anonymous No.13481167]

>>13481127
>implying you're not
seethe more, /pol/cel

[Anonymous No.13481188]

Christmas dinner

[Anonymous No.13481201]

non-psychotically hot curries.
basically anything that is comfy and in large volume

[Anonymous No.13481216]

>>13480937
You can say soy on /ck/ dumb /pol/ tourist

[Anonymous No.13481220]

>>13480650
>I have a high personal standard and expect the same from others.
You post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.13481249]

>>13480534
This. Sweet, cold, crunchy, satisfying.

Cpt crunch, cinnamon toast, and pops are goat when high

[Anonymous No.13481258]

>>13480679
>>>13480675
>>Do you get mad at people watching movies or going to watch NASCAR too?
>Most normal productive members of society do, yes.


Normal doesn't mean getting autistically assblasted by people having leisure time activities you massive douche, you could apply what you're saying to literally any hobby, like what do you just not want anyone to have fun on their own time or is it just that you don't want anyone to have their own private time? What a fun hating bitch.

[Anonymous No.13481306]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.13482259]

>>13480525
Chipotle

[Anonymous No.13482262]

>>13480525
>What's the best thing to eat after getting REALLY high?

[Anonymous No.13482283]

>>13480537
B&RP
OP BTFO
WEEDFAGS GET THE ROPE
KILL YOU ARE SELF OP

[Anonymous No.13483187]

>>13480525
Burger and fries I imagine

[Anonymous No.13483202]

>>13481167
Not him but duuuuuuude

[Anonymous No.13483503]

>>13483202
Based

[Anonymous No.13483609]

>>13480525
I like to microwave two honey buns then spread Nutella and peanut butter over one then top it off with the other

[Anonymous No.13483623]

all pot heads deserve life in prison. i call the cops on them every chance i get. this one kid was dealing pot outside of a school and got sentenced to 20 years. fucking faggot i hope he gets raped

[Anonymous No.13483627]

>>13483623
who hurt you

[Anonymous No.13483630]

>>13481188
I wish I had the balls to get stoned around family, Christmas dinner must be amazing high

[Anonymous No.13483631]

>>13483623
Nice

[Anonymous No.13483634]

>>13480525
Elvis sandwich. Peanut butter, bananas and bacon, nectar of the gods

[Anonymous No.13483635]

>>13483623
based

[Anonymous No.13483663]

>>13483623
absolutely based

>>13483627
dilate

[Anonymous No.13483672]

>>13480525
any food and drink you can find in Skyrim

[Anonymous No.13483825]

>>13483623
Like, just mellow out, dude.

[Anonymous No.13484395]

Why does 4chan hate weed?

[Anonymous No.13484414]

>>13480525
Shrimp scampi over rice with a bottle of Chianti, so damn good.

[Anonymous No.13484415]

>>13483623
Upvoted

[Anonymous No.13484437]

>>13483623
>>>r/incels

[Anonymous No.13484438]

>>13484395
2016 ellection tourists that couldn't find their way back to t_d

[Anonymous No.13484440]

>>13483623
Now this is some Reddit GOLD

[Anonymous No.13484443]

>>13480525
Why are so many people again somthing that literally enhances flavor on a board dedicated to cooking

[Anonymous No.13484444]

>>13484438
Nice try, leftist, but you don’t get to claim weed for your side. Remember that most people under 40 who support trump only do so because you think you can tell us what we can and can’t say or laugh at.

[Anonymous No.13484448]

Duuuuudes.....

[Anonymous No.13484488]

>>13483623
h-holy based...

[Anonymous No.13484503]

>>13484444
>I've been found out!

[lolbert !j/KmmjyXrg No.13484513]

>>13480537
Based
Redpilled
Spbp
/thread
OP go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.13484712]

I'm convinced people on here hate marijuana because they don't have friends or connections to obtain it.
(If it's illegal in your state of course)

[Anonymous No.13484801]

>>13480546
i normally don't like the texture of oranges, but after smoking, every citrus taste is so much stronger. even soda. i ate 10 oranges one time in just one hour.

[Anonymous No.13484808]

>>13484712
These same dorks are against miscegenation because they can't have sex.

[Anonymous No.13484816]

>>13484712
desu nothing better than getting blasted off live resin and then browsing 4channel for hours

[Anonymous No.13484820]

>>13480650
Look at all the pissed off weedbros. You did good anon.

[Anonymous No.13484823]

The weed munchies aren't as nice as the booze munchies. At least from what I can remember. For some reason eating a hot gooey supreme pizza a few years ago while hammered has stuck with me. My weed munchies haven't.

[Anonymous No.13484863]

>>13484823
huh.
it's quite the opposite for me
eating while drunk usually ends up in an awful stomach hangover or puking my guts out
I can eat an entire cow while high and never feel anything out of the ordinary

[Anonymous No.13484910]

>>13484712
>being a degenerate druggie means I have friends and am a popular person
Ok, doper.

[Anonymous No.13484917]

>>13480650
>I have a high personal standard and expect the same from others.

[Anonymous No.13484918]

>>13484863
I get sick and/or bad hangovers too. I mean in the moment of the munchies. Overall as a drug I prefer weed since I'm really bad at coping with hangovers.

[Anonymous No.13484922]

>>13480562

Pickles
Beef Stock
Pickle Juice
Popcorn (dont put 1 gallon of butter on it)
Halls Defense Citrus
Gum

[Anonymous No.13484937]

>>13480537
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.13484938]

>>13480985

>some people participate in an activity
>they want to share their experiences anonymously with other people who engage in the activity
>the reason they do this is social cool points

Yeah okay.

[Anonymous No.13484942]

>>13480537
This. Stoners are the worst of all the druggies. Yeah, other drugs make people do stupid things because of how good the are, but pot just turns it's users into literal retards who can't carry a casual conversation without somehow talking about how much pot they smoke in there. Lord know's how any of them hold jobs for more than a week.

>>13480951
98% of potheads are EXACTLY like this faggot. The other 2% are black.

[Anonymous No.13484966]

>>13480925
L A
M O

[Anonymous No.13484976]

>>13484808
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuddeee

[Anonymous No.13484980]

>>13484910
>MUH DEGENERACY
Yes non sex haver.

[Anonymous No.13485060]

>>13481216
>implying I'll bother to write an exception in my word replacement script for /ck/

[Anonymous No.13485078]

>>13480562
Beef Jerky
Protein Chips (look for options with protein >= 9 grams per 120 calories).
Roasted seaweed
Sugar snap peas
Sweet peppers
Fresh berries
Air popped popcorn with just a little bit of butter.

My suggestion as a /fit option is to eat a low calorie, high protein meal before snacking (I snack too, but having a hearty meal beforehand curbs the munchies). Grilled skinless chicken breast, mahi mahi, etc. With veggies and a good carb, like rice or pasta.

[Anonymous No.13485161]

>>13480650

[Anonymous No.13485162]

>>13484942
> ...turns users into literal retards who can't carry a casual conversation without talking about how much pot they smoke
> ...hold jobs for more than a week

OK, literal retard Boomer. Yeah, yeah, the gays and Russians are evil. The Republicans/Democrats are the greatest party ever and the other parties are retards. I know your story.
So, tell me, what is your occupation, your salary, and how long have you been in your career? I know it's a dead end career, it always is for your kind.

[Anonymous No.13485169]

An entire cluster of grapes.

[Anonymous No.13485183]

>>13485060
You are already pass.

[Anonymous No.13485341]

>>13480525
I like to eat simple sweets, like sponge cake or pancakes with fruit jam, and a glass of milk

[Anonymous No.13485364]

>>13485341
DUDE same when I get super crunchy I loooooooove cake

[Anonymous No.13485386]

eating a big meal directly after smo0king pot is a waste cuase your all weirded out for like 30minutes, especially if its a heavy dose

the munchies dont really kick in for a few hours or so, so what i do is just keep cooking small meals so i have room for more small meals for my insatiable appetite.

when im high ill go to the pizza drop and eat like 6 giant slices of pizza and be in pain in the morning

[Anonymous No.13485416]

>>13485386
>eating a big meal directly after smo0king pot is a waste cuase your all weirded out for like 30minutes, especially if its a heavy dose
and then you have no room for food when the munchies actually kick it***

[Anonymous No.13485430]

>>13484395
Because weed is becoming increasingly socially acceptable/reddit likes it and popular opinion on 4chan is inherently contrarian

[Anonymous No.13485455]

so now that marijuana is like 10x as potent as back in the day when they claimed it cuased 'short term memory loss' and other stuff
...is there new research reflecting the effects of marijuana on those who dab concentrates and smoke lots of bountiful, high-octane marijuana

[Anonymous No.13485529]

SNEED

[Anonymous No.13485662]

>>13480525
Celery, so you can eat as much as you want

[Anonymous No.13485698]

>>13485430
Passing on the shoulder is prohibited in this zone.

[Anonymous No.13485942]

>>13480537
>>13480569
>>13480650
>>13480951
>>13483623
>>13484942
But these are the kind of people who would go on literal killing sprees if they take alcohol back to prohibition times. ffs let people enjoy their semi dangerous drugs when you can't even take two weeks without pouring yourself one.

[Anonymous No.13485969]

>>13485364
OMG duuuude!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13486002]

Fuck America, ever been high in Holland? Pro life tip: get your ass in one of the Indonesian small restaurants (toko I think they are called). This kinda stuff you got to try once in your life time. Alot of people tend to forget about Indonesian cuisine when they think of Asian cooking. That stuff is godly.

[Anonymous No.13486025]

>>13486002
Ever ate something so good you got into trying to cook that cuisine because of it? Thats me with that stuff. Shits dangerous too. Very addicting and making you fat in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.13486238]

>>13486002
is there weed in it? i remember someone telling me canabis pizza was a big thing in the philipenes or cambodia or some other shithole.

i like to drizzle weed infused olive oil over pizza but it needs to be made with flower (de-keif' flower works)
if you make it with shake, *i think* there just isnt much terps and you cant drizzle enough oil to make it actually taste like weed without it being a greasy mess

[Anonymous No.13486270]

>>13480650

[Anonymous No.13486305]

>>13480537
the plant is evil

[Anonymous No.13486414]

>>13480650
God look at all of the butthurt DUDES responding to this. 10/10

[Anonymous No.13486449]

>>13480650
Look at all these triggered graveyard shift minimum wage dude bros. Well done, also bonus points for using lackadaisical in a sentence.

[Anonymous No.13486477]

>>13484395
Because just like vegans dude bros can't go 5 seconds without telling you how fucking amazing weed is and how many bowls they smoked out of their homemade bong and how they can totally hook you up with this chill dealer who will give you a discount also did you know that if you make up a fake disability you can buy legal weed now lets get online and research disabilities so we can score some dank ass weed bro dude yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.13486487]

>>13485162
Who said I'm a boomer? I was a pothead back in college a little over 10 years ago. I just did something called growing up and realizing how fucking retarded pot was making me act.

[Anonymous No.13486490]

>>13486477
the only retards making a shitshow of this thread and being unable to keep their mouth shut are you and the other spergs REEEEEing about weed
try again, bucko

[Anonymous No.13486512]

You're probably going to crave crunchy and sweet things. Most potheads go for chips and candy as a result. Get into the habit of munching on carrot sticks and fruits, instead.

[Anonymous No.13486517]

>>13484395
>Why does 4chan hate weed?
Autistic people can be overloaded with stimuli very easily, this is why autistic children have meltdowns over loud noises as their brains literally cannot handle the intensity o the experience, weed enhances experiences much like alcohol and hotsauce and that's why 4chan hates those things, they can't handle it due to their autism

[Anonymous No.13486546]

13486517
Stoner cope

[Anonymous No.13486576]

>>13484395
Newfags who take the "Deus vult" shit seriously. I can remember a time when this whole site was basically 420chan.

[Anonymous No.13486629]

>We’re totally not here solely to indoctrinate your adolescent children goy...I mean bro!

[Anonymous No.13486661]

>>13486517
Spot on

[Anonymous No.13486719]

>>13485455
it was pseudoscience scaremongering back then, it will be pseudoscience scaremongering now

[Anonymous No.13486755]

>>13486576
I can't lol, ever mentioning weed or other drugs here would always draw at least one violent threat even back in the early days when A. Wyatt Man cartoons were still posted with the "it's making fun of the racist" excuse, I actually stopped visiting here for a while cause I got tired of it. I still smoke I just stopped caring. Also the 420chan mods went insane in their feeling of powerlessness after the election and got a lot more ban happy

[Anonymous No.13486768]

>>13486629
Three Jews. What a shocker

[Anonymous No.13487119]

Chicken tenders from Publix smack me like a train when I smoke

[Anonymous No.13487123]

>>13486755
I found 4chan after seeing "widdly scuds" and mostly just fucked around in stoner threads on /b/ damn near thirteen years ago, before branching out. "Dude WEED" is a relatively recent phenomenon, and the violent reaction against it is even newer.

[Anonymous No.13487129]

>>13487119
>Tfw moved to a flyover state with no Publix
I take a vacation back to Florida every winter for a week, partly to have a break from the cold, mostly to pig out on dank subs.

[Anonymous No.13487138]

>>13487123
The hate was always there a little but yeah it wasn't like this

[Anonymous No.13487183]

>>13487138
I feel like the autistics received a lot more hate from the general posters. There were Quentin threads but it was played for laughs, and anyone who took it seriously got btfo.
Now it doesn't even matter if you have cancer or epilepsy, if you talk about weed here the autistics freak the fuck out. I just want to go back to the good old days.

[Anonymous No.13487196]

Real smokers don't blow no fucking weed on empty stomachs,
ya heard me?
https://youtu.be/buCzvSZhitA

[Anonymous No.13487210]

>>13487183
>Now it doesn't even matter if you have cancer or epilepsy
Why lie? Show me the last time someone talked about weed because of a medical condition? Every fucking weed thread on ck is the same. Bro how 2 weed brownies? Bro what if I infused weed into food X lmao. Bro what is the best food when you are high?
I guess it makes sense since this is a cooking board so at least they are on on topic. But don't try to act like you are anything better than another addict.

[Anonymous No.13487215]

>>13487183
It's mostly reactionary, weed is normal and mainstream now for the most part

[Anonymous No.13487233]

>>13487210
Well, for starters, I have epilepsy and had between four and ten grand mal seizures a day for my whole life until I moved to a medical state just to see if it would even help. I have never used it illegally, I probably never would have used it, but I haven't had a seizure since I have been using it. But sure, I'm addicted to it, whatever you say. Now you're going to say I'm being too defensive because I'm an addict. I've heard it all before, kid, this ain't my first rodeo.

[Anonymous No.13487253]

>>13487233
I have no problem with people using drugs for medical conditions. If it has helped you that is great I'm happy for you. I just hate the people who make smoking pot their defining trait. I have had these people in my life so maybe I am biased. But you have to admit that too many fags use weed as a replacement for a personality and it is just as annoying as the vegan fags.

[Anonymous No.13487291]

>>13487196
I don't understand what you mean

[Anonymous No.13487300]

>>13487253
It happens to everyone when they first use it, same with kids and drinking. Anytime someone gets into something that's new to them, they tend to go overboard. I have a literal garage of magic cards and I haven't played in years. It's pretty silly to hate human nature.

[Anonymous No.13487302]

>>13487253
>I just hate the people who make smoking pot their defining trait
so whenever people bring up a coffee thread then it is their defining trait and theyre an addict? its okay to talk about weed dude. doesnt make you a fucking pothead no life stoner.

weed can be interesting: growing it, refining it, hustling it, smoking it to get high, smoking it for flavour, smoking it as a bonding experience, smoking it as a personal ritual. you can do any of the above and have also have other hobbies and interest and a life

myself, i work in the field, smoke with my friends, and im addicted to soft drugs.

im down to one cup of coffee a day! i can hold back the urge to drink until i have one drink and then it is game on. and i dont get urges to smoke unless i see others smoking and i think that is nicotine addiction from smoking constant spliffs for five months. i crave ciggareetes but theyre so gross i stoppped askin/buying them from people

[Anonymous No.13487314]

>>13487302
>hustling it
Sigh, why couldn't we just pick our own cotton?

[Anonymous No.13487315]

>>13480525
DUDE WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.13487347]

>>13480525
So this shit is allowed, but al/ck/ has been banned by the mods? Good Job :^)

[Anonymous No.13487391]

>>13480534
>>13481249
Don't forget something about the creaminess when you use good milk. 2% or higher. OH god it's good.

[Anonymous No.13487575]

Can any experienced stoner help me out? I took edibles (actually a tincture from a reliable dispensary) for the first time last night around 30 drops (equivalent to 30 mg according to store) at 9pm. I didn't feel anything until I woke up pretty high at 5 am. Today I tried edibles at 3 pm, 25 drops/25 mg, so that I would hopefully feel them in the same day. It's now after 10, exactly 7 hours since I ingested them on a mostly empty stomach, just a bit of cheese prior to have a bit of fat in the stomach. I feel nothing, have felt nothing all day. I'm new to cannabis so I should be fucking stoned, what is happening? Am I going to get absolutely skronked eventually? or will nothing happen this time? Everything I see and hear online says maximum 2-3 hours, but I'm here at 7 hours later and bewildered.

[Anonymous No.13487627]

>>13487575
Bro I have a PhD in stonerolology so you can trust me. You are taking way too small of a dose. They recommend that amount so they can't be sued in case a 80lb 4ft woman decides to get high. You need to at least triple the amount you are taking.

[Anonymous No.13487633]

>>13487627
righty-o i'll just down the whole bottle, thanks chap

[Anonymous No.13487820]

>>13480537
lol butthurt jealous loser with no legal weed in his shithole of a country :)

[Anonymous No.13487834]

>>13480650
wageslave harder, cattle, the more intelligent ones are benefiting from your delusional idiocy.

[Anonymous No.13487839]

>>13487820
Not him but as someone who has lived in places where you can buy it for recreational use, fuck legal weed

[Anonymous No.13487842]

>>13487820
Weed was legalized last year in my state. Now you can't walk 10 feet without being smacked in the face with at least 3 billboards advertising doctor shlomo's supremo kush. I shit you not I am pretty sure there are more "medical" marijuana shops than there are mcdonalds in my city now. There is one corner where there are three shops all within 500 feet of each other. The shit is so tacky and annoying. Every shop tries to outdo the other with some outlandish sign to catch the dude bros attention.
I think it was better when it was illegal, at least they kept that shit on the down low.

[Anonymous No.13487849]

>>13483623
>things that never happened
awww little jealous larping little bitch wagecattle lol ok bye i'm done here

[Anonymous No.13487857]

How easy is to get medical marijuana? Is it really as much of a joke as going to the right doc, saying "I have anxiety sometimes", and you're done? I'm in PA.

[Anonymous No.13487862]

>>13487842
>doctor shlomo's supremo kush
no you dumb braindead cattle zombie, kush was given to man by God, the creator, and it actually interferes with Satan's mind-programming, thats why they hate it and brainwashed dumb trash like you to hate it with media and niggers portrayed using it and violence etc.
idiot. ha i know you wouldnt understand half the concepts i'm saying, you zombie trash lol bye.

[Anonymous No.13487868]

>>13480543
DUDE

[Anonymous No.13488031]

>>13487857
You should move away to California ASAP

[Anonymous No.13488049]

>>13487857
Anyone with $100 can get a medical mj card.
Just look in the ads of whatever your local free libshit sjw paper and you will find dozens of "MMJ referrals" by quacks who do literally nothing else besides write these referrals.
Contrariwise, there are practically ZERO regular doctors who will write such a referral.

[Anonymous No.13488072]

>>13480650
>high personal standards
>/pol/tard

[Anonymous No.13488075]

>>13488049
>local free libshit sjw paper
Can you be more specific please?

[Anonymous No.13488093]

>>13485942
No, they go on killing sprees because they are incels. These are the "no fun allowed" permavirgin /pol/cels. They don't like booze either or anything else that people like.

[Anonymous No.13488117]

>>13480650
Based. Weedbrains are worthless do-nothings

[Anonymous No.13488216]

>>13487575
Anyone seen anything like this? 11 hours since ingesting. my buddy ingested the same quantity and he got blasted

[Anonymous No.13488530]

>>13480650
>>13480959
>>13482283
>>13483623
>>13484513
I can beat the fuck out of all you, you fat fucking neckbeards. I normally don’t call faggots on here incels but I’m certain you faggots have not only never had sex, but also never had many friend and the friends you do have are just as socially inept as you are. I don’t even smoke that much but when I see retards like you I get equally as mad as I do at DUDE WEED bros. You are both retarded but at least weed bros don’t take their anger out autistically like you faggots. I can and will beat your asses fuck you.

[Anonymous No.13488544]

>>13488530
DUUUUDE!!!! CHILL!!!!

[Anonymous No.13488558]

>>13480537
based
>>13480650
cringe

[Anonymous No.13488581]

>>13488530
Wow man I think you have the reefer madness just chill the fuck out dude. God, why do ganja gremlins get so fucking angry?

[Anonymous No.13488595]

>>13480525
it's really enjoyable to eat fruit. grapes especially imo

[Anonymous No.13488603]

>>13488530
incels are better than an uptight faggot like you. you couldn't beat a little kid in a fight. post skinny arms

[Anonymous No.13488927]

>>13488581
>>13488544
>>13488603
This is my first time posting this reply but

H A V E
A
V
E

S E X
E
X

[Anonymous No.13488944]

>>13488927
I’ll be california longstroking your gf while you’re taking a weed nap you cuckold

[Anonymous No.13488945]

>>13480543
Daves not here man

[Anonymous No.13489137]

Something really nice you cooked yourself before you smoke that DANK weed.
i really love selfmade wraps and a fruit salad or fruit in general. It's easy to make and also easy to eat while being DUDE'D.

[Anonymous No.13489145]

>>13484444
check'd

[Anonymous No.13489152]

>>13480525
These plain. Wa la.

[Anonymous No.13489156]

>>13487210
>But don't try to act like you are anything better than another addict
Nobody fucking does this. I've never seen a weed addict saying that his addiction isn't as bad as another drug addiction. There are people who say that smoking weed is less harmful than doing coke or something /which is true) but that's it.

[Anonymous No.13489162]

>>13487253
This is a based opinion. People basing their personalities around weed are the worst.
I am smoking myself, sometimes less sometimtes more, but I would never say that it's my hobby or some shit. I keep quiet about it and don't go around telling everybody that I am smoking weed and everybody should do it and thus portraying my personality around weed. Such people are faggots and probably havbe nothing else in their lifes.

[Anonymous No.13489167]

>>13487291
Only idiot teenagers who live their lives as stereotypes they think they are supposed to emulate think like OP.
Real mofos only smoke after eating a real meal.

[Anonymous No.13489529]

>>13488530
no you cant you estrogen riddled detoriating degenerate
t. /fit/

[Anonymous No.13489588]

>>13480937
>sọy
Fuck off retard tourist

[Anonymous No.13489696]

>>13486477
>Every weed thread has someone claiming that the smokers are autistically talking about how great weed is

>Every weed thread only has autistic 'DUDE WEED LMAO' and 'kys' posts

>>13480525
I eat a few hours before getting high.
I only drink water

[Anonymous No.13489884]

>>13487210
>the absolute delution of the autistic retards
this fucking thread is literally none of those examples, just spergs shitposting because they can't handle the idea of other people discussing their hobbies and having sex
get fucked retard

[Anonymous No.13489896]

>>13487842
>capitalist shills marketing a new fad is totally the stoners fault
get a load of retardo right here and his dumb ass conditioned peabrain

[Anonymous No.13489968]

>>13481127
Sounds like you're sensitive buddy

[Anonymous No.13489972]

>>13484395
Weed is popular and semi-legal now so of course the contrarians here are going to hate it

[Anonymous No.13489986]

>>13487575
Edibles don't work on some people for whatever reason. Are you taking any medications? My buddy who is on antidepressants told me that edibles barely work on him.

Try smoking/vaping it once to see if it actually gets you high. You'll know within minutes.

[Anonymous No.13490001]

>>13489986
>doing weed while on antidepressants
dangerous game he's playing
not one of the /pol/cel weirdos but that guy should pace himself
specially edibles which can really kick your ass even when you're an experienced pot user

[Anonymous No.13490011]

>>13485430
This, there used to be daily stoner threads on /b/ way back when weed was edgy.

[Anonymous No.13490102]

>>13489986
I don't take any medications, no. I've done the smoking several times it works well, just wanted to try something more like edible. The first time we took the tincture I got really high, I don't know why it wouldn't work the second time. Here I am almost 24 hours later and I never felt it. It's not sitting somewhere in my GI tract and waiting to make me stoned as fuck right? It would be funny and bad if I just randomly ended up stoned several days later

[Anonymous No.13490158]

>>13490102
I've got a story for you brahs.
One time, me and my best pal of years had been busting ass at work (just shitty, 18y/o jobs), and we finally synced up some time to hang out. We both had a totally free afternoon/ evening, but a SLAMMED day the next day.
>go get some huge steaks despite our meager budgets
>drink a few beers
>decide to make BHO steaks
>chef it up on the steaks and sides
>make a lil low temp bho garlic butter to drizzle on the steaks
>about .7 between us
Delicious meal
>wait
>nothing happens
>watch a movie
>nothing happens
At this point, I think that I'd heated it up too much, and somehow fucked it up.
>finish our beers and go to bed
Lo and behold, churning in our stummys amongst this delicious, mostly red meat and slow as fuck to digest meal, was an abomination of lipid substance that would ruin the day to come.
>wake up
>world is in widescreen view
>stagger into hallway
>see my pal
>both so fucking stoned you could blindfold us with fishing wire
>we both say "okay so it WORKED"
>and immediately say "we fucked up"
That was a fuck of a day.
God that day fucking sucked.
Point being, it depends on how you digest it m80.

[Anonymous No.13490354]

>>13490158
still, 24 hrs sounds like a lot for it not kicking up
>>13490102
maybe you got scammed?

[Anonymous No.13490519]

>>13490354
It was like 12, we were expecting the usual 1.25-2 hour jaunt.

[Anonymous No.13490555]

[Anonymous No.13491975]

>>13489529
Yes I can you fat fucking Faggot

[Anonymous No.13492326]

>>13490354
>maybe you got scammed?
No it worked for me once, and worked for my partner 3 out of 3 times. I only got high from the tincture the first time, second and third haven't done anything for me in the last three days. I do wonder if I'm one day going to wake up really high because they all got digested at once. I didn't think I had a weird GI tract but I don't go to the doctor much
>>13490158
it's been 2 days since first ingestion and I still haven't felt anything. I hope to god I randomly end up high as fuck in the middle of the day. That would be an adventure

[Anonymous No.13492384]

>>13480537
based. cannabis will always remain the lowest IQ of all the drugs.

[Anonymous No.13492386]

>>13490555
Nice trips there, Quentin.

[Anonymous No.13492388]

>>13490555
Stupid junky deserved worse.

[Anonymous No.13492400]

>>13480650

[Anonymous No.13492685]

>>13487842
That's what happens when the government drags their feet and doesn't leagalize it federally. They aren't around to regulate it and make sure people aren't doing slimy shit.

[Anonymous No.13493143]

>>13480525
A bullet.

Fucking potheads.

[Anonymous No.13493265]

>>13480525

Whatever you enjoy sober, bonus points for salty/sugary. Pic related is my guilty pleasure, unhealthy but the spice mix is goat

[Anonymous No.13493272]

>>13493265
Find an Indian grocer around you and stock up on these, so good when drunk and high af.

[Anonymous No.13493360]

>>13480562
baby carrots

[Anonymous No.13493368]

>>13482262
first good opinion itt

[Anonymous No.13493467]

>>13480650
lol

[Anonymous No.13493473]

>>13484395
>>13484438
Unironically this

[Anonymous No.13493514]

>>13480650
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

[Anonymous No.13493664]

>>13480525
Fruits and vegetables. Holy fuck a cold, crisp, Honeycrisp apple while stoned is amazing. But your standard party tray of veggies is good too (just go easy on the dip if it isn't hummus).
A good runner up are spicy chips/corn chips and spicy dip.
Sour candy is also pretty great, but can make your mouth hurt from all the acid.
Lemonade/limeade is also fantastic.

[Anonymous No.13494068]

>>13480650

Imagine unironically using the word lackadaisical on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.13494071]

>>13488927
dilate

[Anonymous No.13494080]

>>13491975
post arms with timestamp
oh wait

: ^ )
^
)

[Anonymous No.13494139]

>227 replies
>probably about 10 serious answers to the OP, the rest is angry reeeing about stoners

Why are straight edge fags to easily riled up?

[Anonymous No.13494152]

>>13494139
They're doing all the work while everybody else is benefiting from their work.

[Anonymous No.13494158]

>>13494152
>straight edge fags on 4chan
>doing work
Fuck off NEET

[Heaven No.13494183]

>>13484395
>>13484438
>>13485430
>>13486517
>>13486576
>>13486755
>>13489972
>>13493473
>>13494139
You arent fooling anyone but other newfaggots, newfaggots.
You were always hated, either you werent here or you always have been brainlets who thought "Smoek le weed erryday XD" wasnt ironic

[Anonymous No.13494211]

>>13494183
Why are straight-edges so insecure? It's ok, you're fine. No one is going to make fun of you for not smoking, you don't need to be so defensive. Relax.

[Anonymous No.13494215]

>>13494211
>WHY YOU NO SMOKE WEED
>420 smoke it faggot

[Heaven No.13494216]

>>13494211
Impressive amounts of coping, assumptions and deflection, yet nonetheless pathetic.
Lurk for 2 years before posting again.

[Anonymous No.13494234]

>>13494215
>things that never happened

>>13494216
I've been coming here since before you were born.

Don't worry, I know it seems like the world is out to get you but by the time you become an adult you should grow out of that angsty phase and start to calm down. Hang in there.

[Anonymous No.13494240]

>>13494234
Impressive amounts of coping, assumptions and deflection, yet nonetheless pathetic.
Lurk for 2 years before posting again.

[Anonymous No.13494253]

the best thing to eat while high is homemade mochi, the mouthfeel is so intense

[Anonymous No.13494263]

>>13494240
Uh oh, I think I fried your NPC brain. You seem to be on repeat. Have you tried thinking for yourself? That might help.

[Anonymous No.13494308]

>>13480525
Anything, I cant eat without smoking weed after years of smoking everyday. It is addictive despite the idiots that say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.13494313]

>>13494183
>thinks opinions of /a/ or /co/ matter
KEK ok tranny

[Anonymous No.13494321]

>>13494234

[Anonymous No.13494365]

>>13494313
your newfaggot containment boards didnt exist yet

>>13494263
Impressive amounts of coping, assumptions and deflection, yet nonetheless pathetic.
Lurk for 2 years before posting again.

[Anonymous No.13494366]

nobody's telling you to smoke. stop telling us not to.

[Anonymous No.13494372]

>>13494366
Uh, it's impossible to speak to a pothead without suffering through their insistence that you should be a pothead too.

[Anonymous No.13494397]

>>13494372
You're delusional. I've been around a lot of potheads and that shit never happens. At most they might suggest it once or twice but if you make it clear you're not interested they aren't going to just keep pestering you about it. Stop taking memes too seriously and go outside for once. Experience the real world first hand instead of blindly believing the word of bitter and jaded neckbeards who are too afraid to leave the safety of their bedroom and experience it themselves.

[Anonymous No.13494400]

>>13494366
>nobody's telling you to smoke
whom are you being dishonest for, potnigger?

[Anonymous No.13494413]

You would think smart people would not mention their personal lives when posting here.

Furries do it, weedfags do it, lgbt fucking does it, women do it.

Why does no one ever learn?

[Anonymous No.13494421]

>>13494413
newfaggots

[Anonymous No.13494577]

>>13494253
Storebought is better than the crap you make.
Weeb.

[Anonymous No.13494582]

>I don't hate weed, I just hate "weed culture"
We are not in highschool anymore, relax.
You wont get bullied.

[Anonymous No.13494729]

>>13494413
you have a very loose idea of personal, anon

[Anonymous No.13494852]

>>13480525
Fruit is the only thing I can eat when Im super high. I dont even like eating in the first hour or so of being high. I cant eat any cooked food at the time. That being said my favorite fruit to eat while high is blueberries.

[Anonymous No.13494858]

>>13494372
Stoner here. I dont think anyone should smoke all the time unless they have too. I do for insomnia. You should try it once though, cause it would make you realize how much of a judgemental stupid faggot you are, and open your brain up to new avenues of thinking.

[Anonymous No.13495512]

>>13480562
Rice cakes

[Anonymous No.13495591]

>>13480883
imagine being upset that people are right and you are wrong

[Anonymous No.13495639]

>>13484437
>makes a post saying nothing about women
>calls anon an incel using a reddit format of name-calling like a child who just learned a new swear

cope, humanlet

[Anonymous No.13495649]

>>13484712
>smokes dope obsessively to fill void
>smells like shit all the time
>teeth rotten

>yeah nigger you have no friends

[Anonymous No.13495654]

>>13484917
>women reaction

[Anonymous No.13495660]

>>13484980
>muh sex that i totally have all the time
Yes non gf haver

[Anonymous No.13495689]

>>13486517
>rationalizing your rightful judgement based on greentext videos on youtube that you watched last year (12yrs old) which lead you to discover 4chan

[Anonymous No.13495706]

>>13487215
>inhaling chemicals as a substitute for genuine life fufilment or an actual hobby, shortening your lifespan
>normal

okay mcdonalds poster

[Anonymous No.13495723]

>>13480525
Cyanide

[Anonymous No.13495726]

>>13483623
>this one kid was dealing pot outside of a school and got sentenced to 20 years

no he didnt

[Anonymous No.13495739]

>>13488530
>i have sex and i will say that on a korean water bottle factory forum
>Everyone who disagrees with me is an incel, despite the topic having nothing to do with women
>I can beat you neckbeards up because I am totally an uberchad with a defined chin

[Anonymous No.13495746]

>>13480525
420chan exists for cool recreational USERS (NOT addicts!) like ourselves, c u there!

[Anonymous No.13497853]

I made weed brownies with butter I made last week. They are fudgey and delicious.

[Anonymous No.13497893]

>>13487857
If you have any medical condition that weed would help, then you just need your medical records and whatever amount it costs to register for a weed card. I don't know exactly how it's done but you don't need to be suffering from a life altering disease just to get a referral. Some dispensaries have information meetings where you just learn about this stuff

[Anonymous No.13498112]

>>13482262
This

[Anonymous No.13498195]

>>13480543
WEED

[Anonymous No.13498355]

I on occasion enjoy smoking the marijuanas. Now that it is legal I can have an app on my phone deliver it to my home in under 30 minutes. I used to just want pot legalized. Now I've come to understand the only solution for dealing with the types who would want to stop this magic is a bullet in the head.

Objectively the best weed food after you toke is ice cream.

[Anonymous No.13498409]

>>13486517
besides the hot sauce, yes

[Anonymous No.13498619]

>>13498355
This. Especially anything with different treats mixed into it

[Anonymous No.13498635]

If you want to see more discussion about munchies I suggest checking out https://boards.420chan.org/nom/
Not saying there shouldn't be a munchies thread on ck though

[Anonymous No.13498661]

>>13481258
it's just a predictable troll

>hurrr degenerates smoke weed
fucking played out 4chan meme. Wouldn't be surprised if people who are smoking right now are posting this shit for "fun"

[Anonymous No.13499672]

>>13480562
Python.

[Anonymous No.13500326]

>>13480537
"Dude weed lamo" stoner piss me off but
People like you even more

[Anonymous No.13501007]

>>13484942
That's clearly a kid stoner. And kids are always cringe

[Anonymous No.13501094]

>>13494365
He says two years because that's how long he's been here.

[Anonymous No.13501186]

>>13501094
its kinda the rule of thumb round here newnigger, but of course you wouldnt know
thanks for confirming your new beyond the shadow of a doubt though
as to be expected of potniggers

[Anonymous No.13501507]

>>13494372
pfft, like you talk to people IRL... sounds like you just get caught around the wrong crowd
i personally hate smoking with people who go about their everyday lives like they don't smoke, then they do and they're just the fucking the same as they were before they got high. it's fucking creepy.

people are pretty dull, shit, and cool regardless of what they put into their bodies. even if it's dick; just, with dick they tend to talk like they've never seen a vagina or held a gun. same with people who watch porn, only, they're usually pretty closeted about their turn-ons and expression of attraction. it's all just a huge taboo for everyone, no matter the vice.
people will embrace their personality before their true character, and their character before what they consume. people who smoke or don't smoke, and have a very limited perspective on that consumption or act can find it difficult to comfortably express their position, and acclimate to the social stigma that might surround it.
no reason there to be as much a faggot as those weird stoners who advocate pot like it's the cure for cancer.

[Anonymous No.13502262]

>>13480534
Cereal on ice cream, especially gelato. Top with whipped cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon or cocoa dust, depending on your cereal and ice cream choices.

[Anonymous No.13502280]

>>13480546
A crispy apple is also great, especially if it's been sliced. Any berries are great. Watermelon is good if it's seedless. Really any fruit as long as you've done all of the washing and cutting beforehand.
>>13480562
Like the other guy said, fresh fruit, make sure you've washed and cut (if necessary) an abundance ahead of time. Have it in nice clear containers at eye-level at the front of your refrigerator. Also, cold seltzer is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.13502343]

OMG DUMMIES THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER IS.....EDIBLES!!!! LMAO

[Anonymous No.13502444]

>>13480537
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.13502751]

>maximum one, maybe two? weed threads up at any given time
>OH MY GOD YOU INSUFFERABLE SHIT STOP TALKING ABOUT WEED ALL THE TIME DUDE SETH ROGEN LMAO
>more than a third of the threads in /ck/ are thinly veiled generals
>surly king of the egg fort.webm
>most boards have at least 10 threads about the same exact subject up at all times
Anyway I'm an old pothead, I don't have munchies or cravings or really care about weed+food anymore.

[Anonymous No.13502821]

Reminder that anyone who mentions your lifespan or health when telling you drugs are bad for you is likely not even close to taking proper care of themselves in most aspects of life, particularly diet and exercise.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but not using drugs doesn't mean you're automatically gonna make it to 100 years with your body and mind still in good enough shape to know when you shat your geriatric diaper AND be able to change it yourself.

[Anonymous No.13503351]

>>13480562
yogurt desu

[Anonymous No.13503364]

>>13483627
stepdad mustve liked pot

[Anonymous No.13503414]

>>13502821
you could also die tomorrow from a car crash. So what? You are just making excuses for your shitty behavior

[Anonymous No.13503628]

>>13480650
>>13480537
Don't listen to this angry child. Who cares.

[Anonymous No.13504136]

>>13503628
>this angry child
Who are you referring to? The pot smoker or the non-pot smoker?

[Anonymous No.13504173]

A box of chocolates. The variety is nice, as your palate is intensified while stoned.

Otherwise, the classic pizza delivery. I like to get white veggie pizzas or gyros from the local Italian joint, with a raspberry unsweetened tea.

[Anonymous No.13504186]

>>13480525
Same answer as when you’re on psychedelics, fresh fruit or bust.

[Anonymous No.13504193]

>>13504186
>that first bite of a juicy peach
>riiiiight as you start peaking

Mhm

[Anonymous No.13504202]

>>13480951
>your average Saints fan

[Anonymous No.13504701]

>>13485169
ok based, grapes ar godly

[Anonymous No.13504726]

>>13480537
cringe

[Anonymous No.13504770]

im no expert but i herd coconut and a mango puts that shit on another level

[Anonymous No.13504815]

>>13494413
Who fucking cares? It's an anonomys image board for a reason.

[Anonymous No.13504845]

>>13482259
That place fucking sucks. At least their burritos were awful. I'd rather go to some texts Mexican place and get a chinichanga, or a burrito covered in cheese

[Anonymous No.13505856]

>>13484395
because i've had too many friends become burnouts due to weed being a "safe drug", fuck weed and anyone who promotes it

[Anonymous No.13505902]

>>13480525
indian food is orgasmic

[Anonymous No.13506386]

>>13485942

[Anonymous No.13506401]

>>13499672
underrated post

[Anonymous No.13506492]

>>13480525
Frozen nutty buddy's (chocolate wafer thing with light peanut butter)

[Anonymous No.13506512]

>>13480679
>autism

[Anonymous No.13506529]

>>13480525

>Sous Vide Ribeye, Med rare, thats been marinated in Dale's and seasoned with just S&P
>Garlic Mashed Redskins
>Butter-Blanched Asparagus with Mint
>Piece of strawberry cheesecake

[Anonymous No.13506536]

>>13482262
based and detroit-pilled

[Anonymous No.13506586]

>>13480562
Popcorn

[Anonymous No.13506595]

>>13484444
lol waste of a quint
go back retard

[Anonymous No.13506603]

>>13501186
obsessed

[Anonymous No.13506610]

>>13506595
>waste of quads
Not as much as you wasted your penis. Now go dilate.

[Anonymous No.13506686]

>>13506610
huh?
what does this even mean? god damn it, kids are getting more retarded by the year.

[Anonymous No.13506802]

>>13480525
>Cold, juicy fruits such as Watermelon, Kiwis, oranges
>burgers
>pizza
>etc

>>13481249
>he doesnt heat up his cereal
anon you are missing out

Also
>all these seething faggots lol
Why does the mere mention of weed trigger so many people?

[Anonymous No.13507319]

>>13506603
is this your best attempt to cope, newfaggot
id ask when will you learn but braindead potniggers never learn anyway