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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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which one are you /ck/?

>> No.13474351

Based prisonbro, obviously

>> No.13474363

A lot closer to the right than I'd like to admit.

>> No.13474370

I'd much rather hang out with the ex prisoner on the right, that's for sure

>> No.13474376

>>13474370
Homophobe

>> No.13474382

>>13474363
Lol whatever and yet if you had to fuck one you know you'd choose the guy on the left. Smh stupid "straight" people.

>> No.13474389

>>13474351
Yeah because hes been in prison and would have no problem being talked into mounting you. Never realized how many closeted men there are on ck.

>> No.13474393

>>13474382
>>13474389
Less effort = better shitposts

>> No.13474404

>>13474393
It's just hilarious to me that you all picked the one guy who's in prison and oh so masculine, which tells me you're all powerbottoms in your fantasies.

>> No.13474406

>>13474404
>continues to use more effort
Sorry, kid, you're teaching yourself bad shitposting habits.

>> No.13474409

>>13474382
hahahahahahahaha no not even a little
the big guy on the right can sit on my face if he'd like
t. Married homo

>> No.13474413
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13474413

>>13474404
>not wanting to be anywhere near an annoying twink makes you a powerbottom
god you are so fucking dumb
the one thing straight men get right is that twinks aren't people
they're a blonde ball of pretentious pettiness and cattiness who think being gay and sassy is a personality
twinks are SHIT and even straight dudes know it

>> No.13474452

>>13474212
Prisonbro.
If I go to a restaurant I expect to eat like a filthy beast that has more in common with a pig than a man.
Why yes, I only go to Asian buffets with the objective of bankrupting them.

>> No.13474473

>>13474413
This.
Twinks are only good as pretend women and because you can beat them up.
t. Faggot

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>>13474473
worst part is they cry "FUCKING MASC4MASC BULLSHIT" because they don't realize gay men want to date other MEN, not men who act like women

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>>13474212
>plastic utensils
I'd rather use my hands like a pajeet

>> No.13474512

>>13474480
>>13474413
You will die of aids.

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>>13474512
happily married and we're both clean
anyway the bait seems to be over
thanks for ruining a fun thread because you literally cannot stop seething

>> No.13475779

>>13474212
If you really need to eat a slob of cheese, salami and white bread, then you might as well not clean the olive oil on top, at that point...

>> No.13475831

>>13474212
I’m closer to the left, hate getting shit on my face and hands

>> No.13475868

Isn't the left literally a joke?

>> No.13475901

>>13475868
they're both jokes/staged

>> No.13475917

>>13475901
I don’t think that ex con going ham on some real food is staged

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13475944

>>13475917
wrong

>> No.13475953

>>13475944
Wow fuck the internet. Everything is just staged for attention. It’s truly the women of media

>> No.13476206

>>13475944
okay, i would definitely choose him over the left
he's a cute bear