/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13471582]

>change recipe slightly
>Italian tries to lynch you

[Anonymous No.13471592]

>>13471582
It's their African DNA. They're prone to outbursts and lack the self-control that whites take for granted.

[Anonymous No.13471909]

>>13471582
No! You no use bacon in the carbonara! You no use pancetta in the carbonara! You use the giancale, stupid American!

[Anonymous No.13471913]

>>13471909
Guanciale I meant. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.13471923]

>>13471582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqzkKs5shCM
he's not wrong through

[Anonymous No.13471967]

>>13471592
This.

[Anonymous No.13472065]

>>13471582
>AWWWW FLOOFY WUFFY WOOFER PUPPER PUPPY PWETTY COLORS ON THE HECKIN LITTLE THE GOOD WOOFER BOI NICE WITTLE POOPY WOOFY EEERRR ERRRRRRRR HUUOOOOERRRRR OOOOOAWWWWW *pets and smuthers the fuckin poofer*

[Anonymous No.13472075]

>>13472065
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

[Anonymous No.13472084]

>>13472075
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FURRY FWOOFY

[Anonymous No.13472090]

>>13472075
>MY MUFFY WUFFY WOOFER

[Anonymous No.13472181]

>break my noodles in half
>never finish the noodles in the sauce
>simply serve it under the bologonese with ketchup on top

Spaghettiniggers can cope, this is my house and I'll eat my pasta the way I see fit

[Anonymous No.13472193]

>>13472075
When everything's ironic, nothing is.

[Anonymous No.13472331]

BASIL CAME FROM INDIA

TOMATOES CAME FROM CENTRAL AMERICA

[Anonymous No.13472346]

NOOOOOOOOO WADDYA MEAN YOU BREAK DA SPAGHETTI IN HALF??

[Anonymous No.13472369]

>>13472181

>with ketchup

You animal!

[Anonymous No.13472382]

>>13472331
And what have Indians done with basil?

What have South Americans done with tomatoes?

[Anonymous No.13472386]

Unironically I want to pet that doggo

[Anonymous No.13472392]

>>13472382
It's burned as an offering to vishnu

[Anonymous No.13472443]

>>13472392
Amazing....

[Anonymous No.13472670]

[Anonymous No.13472686]

>>13472670
I’m surprised Italians don’t eat more African food. Aren’t they proud of their dark skin heritage?

[Anonymous No.13472719]

>>13472670
Fucking lmao!

[Anonymous No.13472746]

>>13472670
audible kek

[Anonymous No.13472753]

>>13472670
lol

[Anonymous No.13472822]

>>13472382
Central America you pee pee poo pop. Also, they made salsa which is genuinely tastier than that heavy goop the waps make the throw gang signs at.

[Anonymous No.13472930]

>>13471582
I break spaghetti in half when i'm in a hurry and welcome variatons of any of our recipes as long as they're not garbage. Shibas are very cute.
t. italian

[Anonymous No.13473677]

>>13472065
>>13472084
>>13472090
What

[Anonymous No.13473680]

>>13472670
God, I wish I wasn't fat.

[Anonymous No.13473730]

>>13473677
Ignore them. It's just reddit reacting to anything that wasn't a frog/wojack posted from a cellphone. They fly off the handle at anime too.

[Anonymous No.13473739]

>>13471582
>SLIGHTLY
Maiale americano eretico, non dovresti essere autorizzato in cucina, cazzo deficiente di merda.

[Anonymous No.13473761]

>>13473739
abadaba boopi?

[Anonymous No.13473771]

>>13473739
Calm down son. It's not all bad. We have this wonderful ricotta cheese stuffed pasta, topped with a nice meatball with red sauce. It's sitting in garlic cream sauce so when you're eating it turns into an Italian rose sauce.

Pretty neat huh?

[Anonymous No.13473882]

>>13473771
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAZZO DI MERDA PORCO DIOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13473912]

>>13473771
Reminds me of when my Italian wife has a yeast infection during her period.

[Anonymous No.13473927]

>>13473730
anime is objectively awful though

[Anonymous No.13473936]

carbonara

best

splash

of

cream

[Anonymous No.13473952]

>>13473739
Gli italiani bolliranno nella pentola per spaghetti di Satana il Giorno Benedetto Della Corda. La loro degenerazione e la pelle scura non saranno più tollerate. Preparati, Guido.

[Anonymous No.13473988]

>>13473952
shut up american fat

[Anonymous No.13474786]

>>13473771
are these supposed to be cannelloni? almost raw and with only ricotta inside?

[Anonymous No.13474817]

how do italians ever innovate if changing an ingredient in carbonara causes a riot?

[Anonymous No.13474824]

>>13472331
What did Italians eat before Euro colonialism?

[Anonymous No.13474874]

>>13474824
Putrid vegetables and black bread i Guess, nobility game meat?

[Anonymous No.13474888]

>>13474874
Lacking access to the botanical bounty of the New World, the ancient Romans actually subsisted entirely on fermented fish guts and cabbage.

[Anonymous No.13474892]

>>13474874
I'm Russian and I'm making a pizza right now. God if any Italian sees it, he's gonna kill himself.

[Anonymous No.13474896]

>>13474824
just hunter gatherer shit up in north germany

the romans ate what most people on the med probably ate, despite a lot of big flavors provided by global exploration not being available there's still a ton of foodstuffs located in europe and near environs. Probably ate a fuckton of chickpease and grains and whatever North Africa produced in general as they fed the vast majority of the empire from Carthage and Aegyptus.

[Anonymous No.13474901]

>>13474892
didn't mean to reply, to my defense I'm drunk. Here are the ingredients.

[Anonymous No.13475021]

>>13474901
the dough base

[Anonymous No.13475085]

>>13475021
the noodly arms dough

[Anonymous No.13475170]

>>13475021
tomato sauce, a little cheese, piclkes, sausage

[Anonymous No.13475182]

>>13475170
haha im doing it again mom

[Anonymous No.13475188]

>forgot the ranch on the side
>American has a rage induced heart attack

[Anonymous No.13475189]

No one cares about Italy in modern times

[Anonymous No.13475193]

>>13475188
Give a single example of this happening.

[Anonymous No.13475196]

>>13475193
Well obviously never the scrake doesnt have a concept of money and just wants to chainsaw people

[Anonymous No.13475208]

>>13475170
rest of the cheese and some olives

>>13475182
I actually learned it from my mom with some modifications lile olives and no potatoes, which would be the first layer.

[Anonymous No.13475269]

>>13475208
Eh, it looks like a good pizza if you bake It correctly and remove the pickles, baked pickles dude? My med mind is blown. Maybe swap them with anotjer type of meat that goes well with the sausage.

[Anonymous No.13475311]

>>13475208
tomatoes, rest of the sauce and more cheese, now it goes into the oven
>>13475269
>baked pickles dude
not that uncommon in Russia, my mom and grandma made pies with potatoes, pickles and mushrooms in them.

[Anonymous No.13475485]

>>13475311
okay, looks nice to me

[Anonymous No.13475644]

>>13475189
The only two countries I want to visit are Italy and Japan.

[Anonymous No.13475673]

>>13475485
thicc Russian square pickle pizza, pretty delicous.

[Anonymous No.13475674]

>>13472181
based free thinker

[Anonymous No.13475689]

>>13475673
Noice

[Anonymous No.13475701]

All the variations are more than slightly, sometimes even a completely change in recipe.
Americans can't cook, it's just a matter of shit palate. Other than that we don't care, as long as you don't try to blame us for your shit dishes.

>>13471592
Italians are moslty white, with southern italian being white with white tanned (whiter than mulattos).
Even with "mass" migration of africans they are 0.8% of population.
It's ironic that americans called another country darksking when they have 12% of american african.
There's probably more Africa in your mom's cunt than in entire Italy

[Anonymous No.13475729]

>>13475193
> put beans in my chili

[Anonymous No.13475766]

>>13475673
eat it with a side of vodka and kompot naturally

[Anonymous No.13475825]

>>13472382
salsa
mixed with chilies for tamales
added to cornmeal gruel (very popular dish)

[Anonymous No.13475856]

>>13471582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFby3IEs9V0

What did Gino mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13475862]

>>13472392
Is it a sin to want to fuck vishnu?

[Anonymous No.13475884]

>>13474817
they call the dish something else or say it is "a la ____" loopholes dude

[Anonymous No.13475887]

>>13474824
a lot of bread, like most places

[Anonymous No.13475904]

>>13475188
>include ranch dressing on the side
>Italian has a rage induced heart attack

[Anonymous No.13475908]

>>13475701
>africans they are 0.8% of population.
you dummy he's talking about the fact that southern italians racemixed with north africans long ago which is why they are darker than north italians

[Anonymous No.13475919]

>>13474786
Manicotti

[Anonymous No.13476146]

>>13475673
Ochen vkusna brat
Priyatnogo apetito

[Anonymous No.13476169]

>>13471582
Italian food is quite literally the only aspect of Italian culture that matters to anyone outside of the boot itself. If you add cream to carbonara it is an insult to the very existence of an Italian because it means that you don't give a shit about the "authenticity" of the product and therefore don't give a shit about Italy in general. Therefore it makes sense that they sperg out if anyone deviates from the "AUTHENTIC ITALIAN EXPERIENCE". It's autism. Like Sonic fans complaining about the color of his arms.

[Anonymous No.13476348]

>>13476169
It’s pride. Italians think their version is the best, due to it being the authentic original. I am Italian, but I am not bothered by experimentation; many additions are popular because they are tasty. Italians are mad that some people think they’ve improved upon the authentic, original dishes, because this impossible in the eyes of an Italian—once it is no longer the authentic original, it cannot be considered good. Tradition is what is considered good. They will fight tooth and nail for tradition because tradition gives their cuisine an air of sophistication and historical importance.

[Anonymous No.13476364]

>>13476348
>They will fight tooth and nail for tradition because tradition gives their cuisine an air of sophistication and historical importance.
But historically, their country isn't important or sophisticated. Italy is young, crude, and violent. Like every other civilization that lived there, they're just claiming the rights to the previous owners' shit, and the culture of neighbors/traders/invaders.

[Anonymous No.13476400]

>>13476169
Agreeable, just archive all of our cooking books and then nuke us, thank you very much

[Anonymous No.13476404]

>>13476364
>But historically, their country isn't important or sophisticated.
I am talking about the culinary world.

[Anonymous No.13476414]

>>13476364
>But historically, their country isn't important or sophisticated.
>pic related
Totally irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.13476434]

>>13476414
Again, resting on the shoulders of previous civilizations. They're talking about the Italian region. Italy didn't exist until around 300 years later, try again. Italy as a country is actually younger than America.

[Anonymous No.13476463]

>>13475644
Oh, I stand corrected

[Anonymous No.13476469]

>>13475766
>That keyboard

[Anonymous No.13476488]

>>13476434
Considering the US as is known today has only existed since 1959 when Hawaii joined, your statement sounds ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.13476556]

>>13476434
> Historically not relevant
> Yes, but It doesn't matter what they did in the past.
You seriously are retarded.
Just accepted you don't have a clue on what you are talking about and move on

[Anonymous No.13476726]

>>13476488
What are you talking about you mong? Adding new land to your country isn't the same as a bunch of independent governments coming together and forming a country. Italy was a fractured mess of independent lands until the 1800's, and even after it became a country had to change styles of government repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.13476737]

>>13476726
That, and Italy was went through a complete governmental change after ww2 was over.

[Anonymous No.13476793]

>>13476488
you know how in the sopranos they call capicola gabagool? That's because when Tony's ancestors came over from italy around 1900 they spoke a dialect that pronounced the written capicola as gabagool, which sounds completely ridiculous, but two italians would have had a hard time talking to each other until they nationalized the dialect (it's basically Etruscan)

It's a young country in a lot more ways than the US

[Anonymous No.13476804]

>>13476737
What does a government have to do with the name of a country that existed before that government?

[Anonymous No.13476825]

>make spaghetty with some olive oil i fried garlic and red chili flakes in
>cover it with green can parm
technically it is aglio e oilo and nobody can stop me

>muh sawdust
it's free fiber mane

[Anonymous No.13476827]

>>13476793
The current US is only 60 years old. You can't keep claiming it to be the exact same US when you only started off with 13 states. Every time you add a new state it becomes a new country, new exclusion zones, time zones, laws, etc.

[Anonymous No.13477557]

>>13476793
>It's a young country in a lot more ways than the US
No you dumb fuck.
Previous generation people still talk their respective dialect and in the south even the new generation still talk it, a minority of them even talk it exclusively, without being able to talk standard Italian.

[Anonymous No.13477586]

>>13476827
>Every time you add a new state it becomes a new country

[Anonymous No.13477592]

>>13476825
Why ruining a good aglio and olio?
I guess olive oil is quite expensive and why in the flying fuck you cover it with shit tier cheese is beyond me.

>technically it is aglio e oilo and nobody can stop me
Technically is not aglio and olio anymore.
Otherwise it should be called aglio and olio and parm.

The problem is that you fat fuck consider cheese as a condiment, but if you have to do that at least use quality cheese not the green can shit

[Anonymous No.13477598]

>>13477557
Modern Italy goes as far back as ww2.

[Anonymous No.13477616]

>>13477598
Almost all modern country goes as far back as ww2 you imbecile.

Reing of Italy is dated 1861

[Anonymous No.13477624]

>go to Italian restaurant
>at the bottom of every page on the menu "dishes will not be altered as stated on the menu"
>explain this to the gf
>5 mins later we order
>gf asks if she can have cheese sauce instead of tomato sauce with her ravioli
>mfw the waiter looks at me

[Anonymous No.13477636]

>>13477586
How old is England then?

[Anonymous No.13477659]

>>13477636
I know fuck all about their government structure honestly. I know whatever they are now, it can't be worth copying as military officers have been asked to take off dress uniforms as it could distress visitors, and recruitment posters are now literally asking for special snowflakes for their sensitivity.

[Anonymous No.13477679]

>>You start off with 13 states. You expand to 50 and you are still the same country? Why isn't your national flag the same as the 13 states then? If everything stays the same, so does the flag.

[Anonymous No.13477684]

>>13477659
Nothing to do with government. How old is England? Your silly US wiki site that states that the US is the oldest country is spastic. How old is England?

[Anonymous No.13477696]

>>13475673
>>13475766
Based russki

[Anonymous No.13477702]

>>13477684
>Nothing to do with government.
That is the definition of a country. A nation with it's own government. When the style of government changes it's a new country.

[Anonymous No.13477725]

>>13477702
So if it's called England, Italy or Germany beforehand, and new style of government comes in and the countries are still called England, Italy and Germany, they are new countries? The naming of countries had nothing to do with politics you tard. So every state after the original 13 is just a colony then? California seem to think so, they wish to leave the US.

[Anonymous No.13477730]

>>13477702
England isn't on the list is it? I looked. That's why you can't answer.

[Anonymous No.13477736]

>>13477624
>>gf asks if she can have cheese sauce instead of tomato sauce with her ravioli
Why would anyone do this?

Putting cheese sauce son a cheese-filled thing.

[Anonymous No.13477749]

>>13477725
What the fuck are you babbling about? Yes if America stopped being a constitutional republic it would not be America. Every state added to the US is still part of the US, style of government never changed, moving borders is irrelevant and we aren't unifying with another country.

Do you even know what our states are?

[Anonymous No.13477753]

>>13477702
Trump is the President. So if Commie Democrats win the next election, you are a new country? You make no sense.

[Anonymous No.13477754]

>>13477725
What is the name of Italy, and Germany today, and what was it during the 80's, prior?

[Anonymous No.13477758]

>>13477753
Is this you using all of your brain?

[Anonymous No.13477762]

>>13477749
You keep going on about government. Government does not define a country, regardless of your silly wiki page. Countries existed long before governments.

[Anonymous No.13477771]

>>13477754
Germany and Italy. I went on holiday to Italy in the 70's and lived in Germany in the 70's.

[Anonymous No.13477774]

>>13477758
It's a different style of government isn't it?

[Anonymous No.13477813]

Still nobody can say how old England is. It's like Americans don't like to be proved wrong. They think they they are always right. Mugs.

[Anonymous No.13477833]

>>13474901
buy a new keyboard ffs

[Anonymous No.13477882]

>>13477813
About 1000 years old. 800 years older than the US.

[Anonymous No.13477958]

>>13477592
you're right anon. i decided to treat myself to the good stuff today.

and i added canelinni beans: fiber and protein for a complete meal.

[Anonymous No.13477970]

>>13477771
>Germany and Italy.
Wrong, but Germany, and Italy was part of the name.

[Anonymous No.13477989]

>>13477774
One
>communists
Democrats aren't technically communist, or at least openly communist, and it would still be under the same government systematically (but not spiritually, because they're faggots).
Italy, and Germany on the other hand completely switched governments, constitutions, political systems, and names during the last 120 years.

[Anonymous No.13477990]

>>13477970
What? I lived in Germany and went on holiday to Italy. You drunk or stoned?

[Anonymous No.13478005]

>>13477990
You're just a moron.
Italy, and Germany claim to be republics now.

[Anonymous No.13478009]

>>13477989
>Italy, and Germany on the other hand completely switched governments, constitutions, political systems, and names during the last 120 years.
Happened multiple times within the last 120 years.

[Anonymous No.13478013]

>>13477989
What the fuck are they teaching you in America? You keep going on about governments. Leave that wiki page, it's US lefty political crap. Italy and Germany and England existed long before governments interfered. Look up the term Germanic or Latin or Anglo.

[Anonymous No.13478062]

>>13478005
Did I say they had monarchs?

[Anonymous No.13478089]

>>13471592
fpbp

[Anonymous No.13478146]

>>13474901
>tomatoes
>olives
>ham?
>some kind of cheese
>pickles?

The hell are these ingredients?

[Anonymous No.13478167]

ONIONS AND GARLIC TOGETHER??? TO THE GESTAPO WITH YOU

[Anonymous No.13478180]

>>13478013
great food and cooking related post. faggot return to your shitty containment board and kys

[Anonymous No.13478204]

>>13478180
Hahahahaha. Americans hate being proved they are dumb as shit.

[Anonymous No.13478249]

>>13478204
Nah I'm British

[Anonymous No.13478269]

>>13478249
Well you're dumb as shit too if you agree with the septics.

[Anonymous No.13478275]

>>13471582
you deserved it

[Anonymous No.13478286]

>>13471582
Why do Americans go bat shit crazy about beans in chilli? I add beans, corn and sweet red peppers to mine. It is tasty as fuck.

[Anonymous No.13478297]

>>13478286
It’s only the southerners who really care. Namely Texas

[Anonymous No.13478397]

>>13478297
Texas doesn't know how to make chili. Braised beef with spices is not chili. Any culture can and has done that.

[Anonymous No.13478406]

>>13471582
Gabagool

[Anonymous No.13478407]

>putting onions in the marinara sauce
>why live

[Anonymous No.13478506]

>>13478013
>tiny italian ""brain"" can't differentiate between what a nation is and what a country is
keep posting, comepinga. everyone thinks you're a fucking retarded pendejo

[Anonymous No.13479538]

>>13477679
Whom are you quoting?