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Went through my dad’s stuff from Afghanistan and Iraq and found this. It’s at least 15 years old, probably closer to 20. Are any of the items likely to still be edible? I’ve heard some of the cookies and the like last practically for forever

>> No.13467195

>>13467175
Probably still edible, but I'd advise eating a bunch of plums with it, or keeping a laxative on hand because those things can give you the constipation of a lifetime.

>> No.13467198

>>13467175
>Dad's stuff from Afghanistan and Iraq
You should probably gtfo, this television program is for children 18 and older.

>> No.13467207

>>13467175
All of it is still edible.

>> No.13467255

>>13467198
Afghanistan was over two decades ago and Iraq is almost two decades ago, tryhard

>> No.13467285

>>13467195
>those things can give you the constipation of a lifetime.
No they don't.

>> No.13467304

>>13467195
>those things can give you the constipation of a lifetime.

t. never eaten MREs

>> No.13467308

The cheese spread smelled horrible
I doubt the meat entree or apples would have survived if the cheese hasn’t

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13467309

>>13467175
>dad’s stuff from Afghanistan and Iraq

>> No.13467318

>>13467309
What

>> No.13467332

>>13467255
18+ faggot cry more

>> No.13467341

>>13467255
>Afghanistan was over two decades ago
>October 2001
not quite chief

>Iraq is almost two decades ago
>March 2003
just fucking barely "almost two decades"

I guess being in diapers back then makes the whole timeline mixed up and confusing huh

>> No.13467343

They never go bad they have so many preservatives in them. People eat them on youtube all the time. Eat it and post reaction.

>> No.13467348

>>13467341
I exaggerated a little bit, it was still ages ago.
>>13467332
It’s okay to admit you’re a tryhard anon, no one is gonna get upset you weren’t a raging faggot today

>> No.13467352

>>13467175
They didn't even know how old it was when they gave it to him. Probably older than your dad.

>> No.13467359

>>13467348
This is exacrly why this is an 18+ site

>> No.13467362

>>13467348
>it was still ages ago
yeah time flies if 15-20 years is literally your whole life I guess

>> No.13467368

>>13467359
>>13467362
>t. Almost 40 years old and extremely bitter about the march of time

>> No.13467372

>>13467368
>getting this worked up by words
18+ sonny boy

>> No.13467378

>>13467372
But I’m not mad at all. You’re the one who stormed into this thread to act like Iraq was just yesterday or something

>> No.13467403

>>13467198
What the fuck are you on about? My dad served in Iraq, and I’m in my 20’s.

>> No.13467413

>>13467368
Nah man being a teen at the turn of the millenium was perfect timing. We were right in that perfect time of having internet and being able to chat up girls on MSN messenger but without it being filled with normies and also back then cell phones were very much still just phones they weren't constant surveillance and dopamine addiction machines. Back then you had all sorts of alternative factions like punks and emo and later scene kids, mallgoths, punk and metal was still mainstream, etc.

I'd hate being a teenager now, shit sucks it seems like, either you're some raging incel on 4chan or you're a turbonormie on instagram and tiktok, or maybe a cringe furry redditor.

>> No.13467418

>>13467348
Just admit you're under 18.

>> No.13468401

Never change Steve

>> No.13468421

What about the jalapenos and cheese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

Jaylapenos and cheese. I fucking love that guy.

>> No.13468546

>>13467341
I was 3 when 9/11 happened, grandpa

>> No.13468801

I ate MREs from Korea, I think maybe some kind of spaghetti and meatballs.
Better than boyardee

>> No.13468874

>>13467418
Underrated

>> No.13468883

>>13467175
Now let’s get this out on to a tray, nice.

>> No.13469880

>>13467198
>when war starts, the soldiers deployed overseas are all only 18 and never are ever given any redeployments
wow the shit you learn on this site

>> No.13469913

>>13468546
You must be 18 to post here, child.

>> No.13469921

>>13467175
Nice, lets get this out onto a tray

>> No.13469928

>>13467175
I'm so old that I ate the very first MREs back in the 80s. They sucked. Especially the dehydrated pork patty.
- U.S. Army Infantry

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13469941

>>13469928
>- U.S. Army Infantry

Very good goy!!!

>> No.13470172

>>13469928
Wow, I thought I was old! When I first went in we were still being issued canned C-rations. It was only at the end of my term they started phasing in MREs.
t. army intelligence

>> No.13472069

>>13470172
>army intelligence
There's a joke in here somewhere.

>> No.13472077

>>13467175
>likely to still be edible
99.9& chance yes

but
edible = / = tasty