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Is this the most pretentious thing to hit the modern food scene? It is LITERALLY the Taco Bell of chink shit food. No matter which fish, rice, veggie, seaweed combination you combine together..... GUESS WHAT??..... IT WILL LITERALLY TASTE THE SAME EXACT SHIT AS THAT LAST COMBINATION !!!!!!!!!

>> No.13450500

LITERALLY?

>> No.13450537

>she thinks tuna tastes the same as salmon, skrimps, or eel

lmao get a load of this fag

>> No.13450572

>>13450537
My pronouns are they/them, thank you very much.

>> No.13450650

>>13450497
I'm going to kill you.

>> No.13450668

>>13450537
when you smoke a pack a day everything tastes the same

pass the salt will ya

>> No.13450680

>>13450668
Smokes a pack of dick

>> No.13451743

>>13450572
No, it's faggot/faggot

>> No.13451751

>>13450497
it literally doesn't you brainlet

>> No.13451757

>>13450680
You don't have to project your dick addiction to everyone else.

>> No.13451759

>>13450497
Imagine being a tastelet

>> No.13451769

I don't understand sushi boats

they give like 8 pieces of sushi plus a bunch of california rolls and stuff. why would I get that instead of some tasty rolls

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>>13450497
Heh heh. The slants are all pissed off.

>> No.13451856

Sashimi is the perfect anabolic, high test food you cuck. Raw protein in its most natural form

>> No.13451878

is everything on that tray intended to be eaten in one bite?

>> No.13452376

>>13451878
Why you worried about it faggot?

>> No.13452380

>>13450497
I like it tho

>> No.13452409

>>13451757
underratted post

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>>13450497
>Is this the most pretentious thing to hit the modern food scene?

modern? what year is it guys?

>> No.13452480

>>13450497
It was that back in the 90's when you were probably a cum stain. Nothing new.

>> No.13452486

>>13451806
Pretty sure the only Japanese guy that posts on the site lives only to get in fights with Koreans on /int/.

>> No.13452664

Chink shit hahahaha. Bro that's Japanese but I cannot blame you for that. It tastes good though

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>> No.13454735

>sashimi
like eating an open face burger with only burger and one bun

>> No.13454739

>>13451759
Enjoy your tapeworms, weeb.

>> No.13454885

>>13454739
I've been eating sushi for years, at least once a month. I've never gotten tapeworm. I bet you cook all your meat well done, faggot

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>>13450497
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T ENJOY THINGS

>> No.13455147

>>13452444
Flyovers just got sushi 10 years ago

>> No.13455159
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13455159

I prefer to get my sushi from the gas station counter where it can stay nice and warm.

>> No.13455320

>>13450537
Probably because they drench it in wasabi and soy sauce

>> No.13455326

>>13450680
Kek

>> No.13455370

>>13455159
Why do you need your ID for it though

>> No.13455379

>>13450497
>thinking mackerel, salmon, tuna, octopus, and roe tastes the same
>muh capslok REEEEEE
stfu you raging squeaker

>> No.13455986

>>13450497
decent bait, considered raging

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>>13452486

>> No.13456231

I know this is some kinda bait thread but has anyone ever made sushi at home? I want to give it a try. Every now and then I get cheapass sushi from the supermarket but it feels like a rip off. All I need to do is grab some fake fish/crab, some avocado, fancy rice, maybe cucumber and seaweeed wrapping right?

>> No.13457470

>>13456231
Get yourself one of those bamboo rolling mats and look specifically for sushi rice, and you're on your way to making your own basic rolls

>> No.13457488

>>13450497
Are you the guy who's still upset from the last thread where you complained that sashimi pieces were digusting because they were too big for an adult human mouth, and then the read turned into 300 posts of people calling you "tiny baby mouth" or something along those lines

Also
>modern food scene
where do you live that sushi didn't make its way into your neighbourhood until 2014 or something

>>13451878
>>13452376
lol

>> No.13457508

>>13457470
>>13456231
You NEED rice vinegar though. "sushi" in Japanese refers to vinegared rice. I've done it a few times already. Just know that it's very much trial and error, common mistakes being trying to make the sushi wrappings when the rice is too warm, not rinsing your hands as often as you should so rice sticks more to your hands than it does to itself, having a shitty knife when cutting the rolls, rolling too tight, etc.

Making nigiri sushi, which is the thumb-shaped blcok of rice with a topping, might be easier than doing rolls.

>> No.13457514

>>13451856
>>13454735
>>13457488
not sashimi in OP's pic though

>> No.13458088

>>13450497
Tastelet.

>> No.13458108

>>13455370
To prove you have health insurance

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>>13456231
>fake fish/crab

>> No.13458524
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13458524

Lobster sashimi is so fucking good. Its so sweet and a little crunchy. I dont normally like sashimi but damn lobster tail is delicious

>> No.13458532

>>13452409
Ratted?

>> No.13458549
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>>13458524
>lobstah is good
I am not in any way a picky eater. I will try damned near anything. I eat stinky cheese, lutefisk, Indian food, Asian food, crazy hot spicy shit, and just about anything you put in front of me. And I love seafood. Grilled, fried, stewed, whatever.

But lobster is nasty.

I've tried it at cheap restaurants. I've had it at high-end seafood restaurants. I've cooked the pinchy fuckers at home. It all sucks. It's like chewing on an inner tube covered in butter. A colossal waste of money.

Huell is not related.

>> No.13458585

>>13458549
just means u havent had it cooked right. Also my post is about raw lobster

>> No.13458613

>>13458585
Broheim, I've had lobster cooked by old dudes in Maine. I had it at Yankee Lobster in Boston. Pretty sure those have been cooked correctly. The shit is just bad.

>> No.13459376

what's the point of nigiri

looks plain and boring compared to sushi roll

do you eat in one bite

why

>> No.13459469

>>13459376
Sometimes less is more.

>> No.13459488

>>13459469
and sometimes it isn't

so why shithead

>> No.13459503

>>13459488
The seaweed casing and the vegetable filling of a california roll can detract from the subtleties of a good piece of fish.

>> No.13459548

>>13458613
You just have shit taste.

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>The seaweed casing and the vegetable filling of a california roll can detract from the subtleties of a good piece of fish.

>> No.13459561

yesssss this thread is getting heckin jak'd. you soys are gonna look so stupid. the jak'd poster is here. jak me next

>> No.13459570

>flyovers eternally asspained because of the sour grapes of not being able to obtain quality sushi/fish

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13459574

>flyovers

>> No.13459577

>>13455370
its too potent for minors

>> No.13459618

>>13459376
Rolls are for the shitty parts of the fish, nigiri are so that you can actually taste it

>> No.13461136

>>13458549

It's good when substituting lobster in a lobster salad. Instead of tuna, use lobster. Sliced up boiled eggs, mayo, lobster, mustard, brown sugar, dice celery.... you get my point. Eat with with crackers and you're good to go.

Or toast some bread and make lobster salad sandwiches. It's all about how you use lobster. Eating it boiled and with butter might be boring.

>> No.13461149

>>13455159
that station is in Hawaii based on the newspaper notice, so those rolls are probably just spam and mayo anyway.

>> No.13461438

>>13450497
NO YOU CANT TALK BAD ABOUT JAPAN ON 4Chan!
>le wojak

>> No.13461759

>>13450497
God those roe eggs are huge.

>> No.13461820

>>13457508
Rolls are easy mixing the vinegar and sugar in the right proportion and adding to rice which youbmust spread out and let cool is a pita. Worth it tho. I always make rolls for my senpai, dad loves them, girls are impressed because i live in a flyover, bitches get wet when you make food they have only seen on tv.

>> No.13461830

>>13450497
Why are you so based?

>> No.13461862
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13461862

CHINESE FOOD BETTER THAN STINKY FISHY JAPANESE FOOD

>> No.13461994

>>13459553
>wojak poster
there we go

>> No.13462032

>>13451878
I want to just lay this down here since people always talk about the "right way" to eat japanese food
as though there's some procedure and everything must be honorabu tradicion

these people have never seen asian people eat
there aren't any rules. eat what ever you want, dip in in what ever you want, mix shit together, chomp and slurp loudly or don't, it doesn't make a difference.

the only thing that's kinda rude is if you keep eating straight from the serving dish instead of making a plate for yourself, but even then the occasional nibble right from the center is no big deal

>> No.13462034

>>13450497

Shoo shoo flyover state moron, shoo

>> No.13462041

>>13450497
>modern
Did you go into a comma in the 90s and just wake up? sushi is passe as fuck. Every fag gushes their dick over pho now.

>> No.13463959

>>13462032
Only pigs like you would slurp, and call it "there aren't any rules".

>> No.13463977

>>13450497
>LITERALLY
no women allowed on 4chins grill gtfo. Also you couldnt be more wrong. Stop drinking soda and your palette will thank you.

>> No.13463979

>>13463959
I actually don't personally slurp myself, some people do though

it's always cute when white people say "you need to slurp noodles loudly as a sign of much honorabu respect to the chef"

literally he's busy filling orders he doesn't give a fuck what you're doing. Most of the time you order from a machine and don't even talk to anybody

>> No.13464013
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This is infinitely more pleasing than a plate full of those fish and rice

>> No.13464029

>>13464013
Government Cheese and Industrial Reconstituted Ham?

>> No.13464145

>>13463979
>there aren't any rules. eat what ever you want, dip in in what ever you want, mix shit together, chomp and slurp loudly or don't, it doesn't make a difference.
Keep up the topic spinning, you pig.

>> No.13464707

>>13455147
Genuinely interesting. Was there some advance in flash freezing fish?

>> No.13464757

>>13458549
Didn’t read lol

>> No.13465448

>>13461862
Definitely agree with this

>> No.13465459

>>13450497
Why do the Japanese put avocado in every sushi but not in any of their other dishes?

>> No.13466524

>>13451878
well you put it in your mouth in 1 attempt them chew it many times, any more and you're that double dipper guy/girl everyone hates especially the japanese

>> No.13466577

>>13461149
musubi is best

>> No.13466631

>>13450497
I visited Finland and Baltic states last year and ate so much raw salmon, idk how sushi is supposed to be a Japanese thing