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13442443 No.13442443 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you eating Ceor bread right now? It's only available by appointment, and you need a referral to be invited to purchase.

>> No.13442459

>>13442443
What a coincidence. There's a waiting list to be referred to get on another waiting list for consideration for a screening to reserve a spot to pre-order a ticket to setup an appointment to sell me Ceor bread. I hope they can make the list!

>> No.13442460

>>13442443
Do you really need a referral? No fucking way

>> No.13442461

>>13442443
Half of it is air

>> No.13442465

>>13442460
Jennifer Aniston eats it, so they needed to implement a referral system to ensure Jennifer Aniston doesn't feel like she's eating the same bread that plebs get to eat.

>> No.13442468

>>13442443
wow, moldy (((((artisanal)))) bread, how exclusive!!!

>> No.13442502

>>13442443
>>13442443
because I know how to make bread

>> No.13442511
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13442511

>>13442443
>He bakes organic, naturally leavened, handmade bread under the pseudonym Céor (the ancient Hebrew word for sourdough) and is on a continuous quest for better bread.

>> No.13442657

>>13442443
Well, that would be why I'm not eating it right now, wouldn't it? Why ask questions you already know the answer to?

>> No.13442684

>>13442443
my bread probably tastes better without looking like it was made for queers

>> No.13443306

>>13442684
The bread looks like it's very well made.
But it's still bread, one of the poorest type of food, only idiot should fall for that

>> No.13444756

How do you even spread anything over that perforated piece of shit?

>> No.13444770
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13444770

>2$ ciabatta is good enough for me. Soft and fluffy