/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13436990]

>look at another country's food
>make a shitty imitation version of it

Why do Americans do this? Is it because they can't cook?

[Anonymous No.13436993]

>>13436990
ok Canadian

[Anonymous No.13436997]

[Anonymous No.13436999]

>>13436990
>Why do Americans do this? Is it because they can't cook?
Correct. All americ*n cooking is microwaving and adding processed imitation cheese food.

[Anonymous No.13437011]

>>13436997
I'd like a genuine explanation. Why eat a fake version of food instead of the real thing?

[Anonymous No.13437046]

>>13437011
>Original means it's better.
Do you light your houses with candle sconces and oil lamps?

[Anonymous No.13437056]

>>13437046
Are you pretending to be retarded to make Americans look bad?

[Anonymous No.13437087]

>>13436990
I try to avoid chain restaurants but holy shit do I love Olive Garden.

[Anonymous No.13437150]

>>13437046
kek
btfo

[Anonymous No.13437160]

>>13436990
Yes.

[Anonymous No.13437414]

There is that humor website run by millennial hipsters. They thought it would be FUCKING HILARIOUS to have real italian grandmas eat and review Olive Garden food. Turns out most of the grandmas actually liked the food.

[Anonymous No.13437518]

>>13436990
Literally Italy's bestselling pasta is that boxed shit so no don't go with the "shitty imitation" crap

[Anonymous No.13438182]

>>13436990
OG is good but overpriced af
Meatballs were great

[Anonymous No.13438211]

>>13436990
It's not an imitation, it's americanized. How can that not occur to you? Besides, I have experienced trash Italian food in Italy

[Anonymous No.13438313]

>>13436990
>Olive Garden
>Domino's/PizzaHut/Papa
>Taco Bell
>Benihana
>Panda Garden
We take everything good about subhuman cuisine, make it better, then turn it into a franchise
>seething foreigners kek

[Anonymous No.13438325]

>>13438313
>Domino's/PizzaHut/Papa
At least list a local, edible chain. Those are the worst of both worlds, sweet sauce and awful cheese on chewy bread instead of pizza crust.

[Anonymous No.13438350]

>>13438325
>At least list a local, edible chain. Those are the worst of both worlds, sweet sauce and awful cheese on chewy bread instead of pizza crust.
So terrible Domino's immediately went out of business as soon as they invaded Europe.
Hey I love a local most like all real Americans I'm just saying.

[Anonymous No.13439513]

>>13436990
I pity Amerimutts. It must be agonizing to possess no actual cuisine of your own. Everything they prepare can be succinctly summed up. It's nothing more than European cuisine + Mexican cuisine + plastic flavoured cheese and corn syrup.

[Anonymous No.13439518]

>>13437046
Based

[Anonymous No.13439527]

>>13439513
I pity you for not only thinking this, but having constant 24/7 seething about us with no access to mental health services to combat that

[Anonymous No.13439654]

>>13439513
I have cone to realize that most of the "Europeans" on this board are actually latino trash larping as human for whatever ungodly reason. Eurotrashers are pathetic, yes, but not THIS pathetic.

[Anonymous No.13439661]

>>13439654
Good theory, I always gave them the benefit of the doubt for some reason that only Europeans had the audacity to criticize America. Now I realize it’s the chode beaners seething because they live in a genuine shithole.

[Anonymous No.13439664]

>>13437011
Olive Garden seems popular in places where there isn't a lot of options for Italian food, so no small local places. The point of a franchise like this too is to streamline everything and earn money, quality is only a concern up to a certain point.

[Anonymous No.13439666]

>>13439661
>>13439654
>everyone that hates Muttland must be brown

Amerilard cope lmfao.

[Anonymous No.13439669]

>>everyone that hates Muttland must be brown

>Amerilard cope lmfao.

[Anonymous No.13439670]

>>13438313
you could try harder with your bait

[Anonymous No.13439671]

>>13439669
lol sick burnnnn

[Anonymous No.13439676]

>>13439666
Then we have actual Americans pretending to be "European" to stir shit up, or because they are bored. Lmfao is distinctly American slang, and gave this joker away.

[Anonymous No.13439677]

>lol sick burnnnn

[Anonymous No.13439679]

>>13439676
>Lmfao is distinctly American slang
Imagine being this fucking ignorant.

[Anonymous No.13439684]

>>13439677
Why do mutts spam wojacks when they get BTFO?

[Anonymous No.13439687]

>>13439679
Imagine only being able to express dissent with the phrase “imagine” like some kind of passive aggressive NPC.

[Anonymous No.13439689]

>>13439684
Funny you mention that because you just did this same tactic on another thread >>13439625
Also you are brown and want to genocide yourself for a new reich

[Anonymous No.13439694]

>>13439684
Because it whips you redditors i

[Anonymous No.13439699]

>>13436990
Oh, my sweet summer child. Stop assuming that restaurants have the ultimate goal of making food that tastes good.
Are Chinese immigrants who slang crappy thai food just terrible cooks? How about Mexicans who open god awful strip mall Tex-Mex restaurants?
Most restaurants are businesses open for profit and thats it. They dont give a fuck about your review, so long as they can stay afloat. Thats why they use the cheapest ingredients possible to keep prices down without working on technique or presentation. Corporate is like this but they have fulltime staff figuring out how to be even cheaper

[Anonymous No.13439700]

>>13439689
lmfao that isn't me you paranoid retard. fluoridated water must be destroying your brain.

[Anonymous No.13439703]

>>13439684
You worked yourself into a shoot, boy.

[Anonymous No.13439711]

>>13439700
You sound well adjusted and not mad at all.

[Anonymous No.13439713]

>>13439679
Ah, so you're not one of us yet you pathetically ape us, consume our slang and popular culture 24/7 because your shithole offers nothing, and we are the "ignorant" ones. You can't make this stuff up.

[Anonymous No.13439714]

>>13439700
>He doesn't use water filters because he can't afford them and trusts his water isn't shit
Lol @ ur life

[Anonymous No.13439717]

>>13439711
lmfao amerimutts think normal, well adjusted humans are mad when they point out how retarded and schizophrenic they're being.

[Anonymous No.13439718]

>>13439700
>fluoridated water must be destroying your brain

On behalf of everyone you meet, please brush your teeth. Please.

[Anonymous No.13439721]

>>13439700
t. toothless gypsy woman

[Anonymous No.13439723]

>>13439717
My only regret is that you’ve ranted and raved so far off topic there is nothing left to mock you for.

[Anonymous No.13439724]

>>13439717
>normal, well adjusted humans
>Spends 24/7 having mental breakdowns about America on literally any unrelated topic
Is this what you call well adjusted?

[Anonymous No.13439731]

>>13439724
As noted previously, it is almost certainly a latino goblino pretending to be some sort of unspecified "European."

[Anonymous No.13439732]

>>13439724
>>13439723
Look at this mutt cope.

[Anonymous No.13439739]

>>13439732
Arrest yourself.

[Anonymous No.13439740]

>>13439731
>>13439666
This is your brain on Amerimutt. Cope harder.

[Anonymous No.13439745]

>>13439732
>He continues to have a mental breakdown
Are you that person who saw Australia started with A then started going into a rant about America because the letter A triggered you? That one was the funniest shit

[Anonymous No.13439749]

>>13439745
>anyone that casually mocks lards must be the same guy
Why are mutts so schizophrenic?

[Anonymous No.13439753]

>>13436990

This is one of humanity's great unifiers. Every culture that's been exposed to another develops a weird version of that cuisine. You can get a terrible burger pretty much anywhere in the world.

[Anonymous No.13439757]

>>13439749
>schizophrenic
>olive garden makes you have a mental breakdown

[Anonymous No.13439760]

>>13439757
Seethe mutt seethe

[Anonymous No.13439766]

>>13439757
Hah! Yes this squatemalan posing as European has truly blown a gasket.

[Anonymous No.13439779]

>>13439760
Whiter than you, Pablo.

[Anonymous No.13439785]

>>13439779
>>13439766
How does it feel to be obsessed with Mexicans, Europeans, Africans, and cuckold pornography? Only Amerilards sperg about the above 24/7 no matter which board they post on. It's would be amusing if it wasn't so pathetic. I suppose if I came from a rootless nation without even so much as an actual cuisine while being displaced by hordes of brown people you despise, I'd be OBSESSED, too.

[Anonymous No.13439788]

>>13438313
Saving this webm for vegan threads kek

[Anonymous No.13439792]

>>13439785
I can’t even imagine what it’s like for these to be the thoughts that bounce around in my head all day. You’re pathetic.

[Anonymous No.13439797]

>>13439785
The mental breakdown and level of obsession I feel in this post is great

[Anonymous No.13439806]

>>13439792
>>13439797
>n-no u
This is your brain while mutt'd

[Anonymous No.13439811]

>>13439785
Not enough lithium in the world for this level of insanity.

A casual dining Italian-themed restaurant chain halfway across the world was, improbably enough, the final trigger to this poor devil's complete mental breakdown, which has sadly played out in public.

[Anonymous No.13439813]

>>13439806
>n-no u
Well look at >>13436990 the thread you posted

[Anonymous No.13439814]

>>13439806

[Anonymous No.13439826]

>>13439811
>ur nuts lel

Stupid mutt.

[Anonymous No.13439834]

>>13439826
>Your face when

[Anonymous No.13439840]

>>13439826
>Reddit spacing
Well this is explaining a lot

[Anonymous No.13439843]

>>13439826
Lacking arguments, the squatemalan posing as a human resorts to simple poo-flinging. I think we all knew it was heading in this direction. Sleep well, dear shitholer. May your burro and your cucaracha-infested hovel give you great joy in 2020. As for me? I will be enjoying salad and breadsticks over at The Olive Garden, and other tasty fare offered by the Darden group.

[Anonymous No.13439846]

>>13439843
Anon you’re too much. Stay blessed my master race white friend.

[Anonymous No.13439903]

>>13439846
:) you as well, my fellow superior Yankee Doodle specimen.

[Anonymous No.13440057]

ITT: very mad Amerilards

[Anonymous No.13440110]

>>13440057

[Anonymous No.13440118]

>>13440057
t.

[Anonymous No.13440120]

>>13440110
>>13440118
Stay mad mutt

[Anonymous No.13440127]

>>13437414
>There is that humor website run by millennial hipsters. They thought it would be FUCKING HILARIOUS to have real italian grandmas eat and review Olive Garden food. Turns out most of the grandmas actually liked the food.
Yeah. Olive Garden is okay for what it is: cheap fast food. You can get the same kind of food in Italy for roughly the same kind of price.

[Anonymous No.13440131]

>>13436990
olive garden blows their food out of the water though

[Anonymous No.13440135]

>>13440120
lol he deleted the first reply so he could add a t., but he did it wrong anyways.

[Anonymous No.13440141]

>>13440120
Imagine spamming mutt but you don’t even have blue eyes.

[Anonymous No.13440144]

>>13440135
Actually I deleted the first reply because the image had a caption. Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.13440148]

>>13440141
Imagine being obsessed with blue eyes like some rootless, cultureless Amerilard. You will never live in Nazi Germany.

[Anonymous No.13440158]

>>13440148
You’re anonymous you didn’t even have to admit to being a brown eye mutt but here you are. Embarrassing really, to be so upset you expose yourself like this.

[Anonymous No.13440170]

>>13440158
>muh blue eyes
Seethe 56% seethe

[Anonymous No.13440177]

>>13440170
Your racial rhetoric falls flat when you yourself are less white than me.

[Anonymous No.13440193]

>>13440177
Rootless mutts are so desperate for something to belong to that they grasp at in-groups such as being "white" instead of being proud to be English, Irish, German, Italian, French, etc with implies actual history and actual cuisine. Sometimes I ponder upon what it would be like to be a mutt without an semblance of culture. What a sad state of affairs that would be....

[Anonymous No.13440199]

Not sure I have ever seen foreignfags so comprehensively destroyed as in this thread. Hard to believe that darden group chain restaurants, merely by existing, are able to send these shitholers into such severe paroxysms of uterine cramping and vaginal bleeding.

[Anonymous No.13440206]

>>13440199
You will always be a mutt, Anon.

[Anonymous No.13440217]

>>13440193
You have worthless common peasant genetics. Brown eyes, and curly dark hair. Your oily olive skin comes from breeding with sub-Mediterranean browns and you yourself are mutt.

I suggest you drop the racial rhetoric because more of your superiors, like myself, will continue to remind you of your place.

[Anonymous No.13440222]

>>13436990
>Olive Garden started as a unit of General Mills, Inc. The first Olive Garden was opened on December 13, 1982, in Orlando. By 1989, there were 145 Olive Garden restaurants, making it the fastest-growing units in the General Mills restaurant division.

When in doubt, blame General Mills

[Anonymous No.13440230]

>>13440193
T. Balkanized Loser

[Anonymous No.13440231]

>>13440217
You do realize that there are plenty of 100% Germans and Scandinavians that Amerimutts pretend to roleplay as that have brown eyes and brown hair, right? Why are all Americans so retarded? Enjoy your "Olive Garden" with a generous helping of plastic flavoured cheese and corn syrup I guess.

[Anonymous No.13440237]

>>13440206
You will always scurry around in the dark shadows cast by your American superiors, who are as gods to shitholers worldwide. Like the cockroaches that you are. We've reduced you to sputtering empty oaths and imprecations, foreignfag. The unlimited breadsticks and endless salad at freaking olive garden have sent a red-hot poker of insanity up your crusty, syphilitic birth canal, and you have reacted by losing your shit in epic fashion.

[Anonymous No.13440241]

>>13440237

[Anonymous No.13440246]

>>13440231
Totally irrelevant. The discussion between you and me was over when you admitted to having inferior genetics. You are a brown eye mutt and that’s before addressing your blatant mental illness.

[Anonymous No.13440254]

>>13440246
lol dude you are a fucking schizo. Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.13440259]

>>13440199
>sysco frozen food the equivalent of wal-shart frozen food section is superior to non-tourist trap restaurants in Italy
This is one of the many reasons the world points a finger and laughs at america.

[Anonymous No.13440261]

>>13440254

[Anonymous No.13440271]

>>13440261
Nowhere ITT did I claim to have anything that you mentioned but being a schizo, you're just conjuring stuff up in your head because I mocked you for clinging to muh blue eyes like a retarded Amerimutt without any sort of heritage or cuisine.

[Anonymous No.13440283]

>>13440271
And I will continue to “cling” to my objective genetic superiority over you, mutt.

[Anonymous No.13440290]

>>13440283
You will never be European. Enjoy your plastic cheese and vomit flavoured chocolate while you masturbate to your brown eyed, brown haired picture of Hitler LMFAO.

[Anonymous No.13440305]

>>13440271
You could be preparing to celebrate a new year. Instead, you are hurling venom at people thousands of miles away. But no, you are not obsessed. No, constantly using American slang like lmfao, dude, lol, etc., does not mean that you spend your life with your lips around Uncle Sam's nutsac. How dare those dastardly Yankees have fast casual dining restaurants!! I cannot stop thinking about them but, at the same time, they are all worthless mutts without heritage etc. So I will spend all my days attacking the heritage that does not exist blah blah blah do americans really blah blah dilate seethe tranny obsessed do americans really Do Americans Really DO AMERICANS REALLY???? BUT GUISE I AM TOTALLY NOT OBSESSED BUT DO DO DO AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS REALLY REALLY REALLY ? ? ? OH GOD PLEASE DROP A HYDROGEN BOMB ON DARDEN RESTAURANT GROUP HEADQUARTERS BECAUSE MY UTERUS IS SPASMING OUT OF CONTROL OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HELP ME, THE ETERNAL SHITHOLER...... THE YANKS HAVE BTFO'D ME WITH FUCKING SALAD DRESSING OF ALL THINGS

[Anonymous No.13440310]

>>13440305
ITT: one VERY mad mutt

[Anonymous No.13440315]

>>13440310
How do our nuts taste, shitholer? Keep on obsessing, duckling. :)

[Anonymous No.13440316]

>>13440290
My ancestors were Europeans until they saw the decline happen and left for a better land. Everyone with wealth, connections, skills, bravery, or otherwise opportunity left Europe already. Then all the strong brave and honorable men of Europe died in 2 world wars. You are what remains. Sad, broken, husk of a man clinging to tired and non-sequitur memes with no substance. You’re a walking contradiction and the “Europe” that exists in your mind has long since vanished.

[Anonymous No.13440323]

>>13440316
>My ancestors were Europeans

[Anonymous No.13440336]

Fast food sells, simple as that. There's a reason McD's sells even in Europe and Asia. Americans simply industrialized what would equate to street food. Street food was never meant to compete with home or professional cooking. Why are you eating fast food and complaining about the quality? Retarded.

[Anonymous No.13440346]

>>13440323
So predictable. So pitiful.

You obsess over this racial narrative and yet you remain the dark eye, dark hair, olive skin mutt. You will always be the mutt between us anon.

[Anonymous No.13440371]

>>13440346
>You obsess over this racial narrative
That's your stupid mutt brain projecting. I'm actually mocking your racial narrative because that's the only thing Americans can cling to since they don't have any actual European history or culture of their own. But they desperately try to roleplay as Europeans by celebrating St. Patrick's Day due to being 1/64th Irish, throwing an Oktoberfest even though they might only be 1/16th German, etc. Again--you will ALWAYS be a mutt with a shite "cuisine" that entails bastardized European dishes with a bunch of plastic flavoured cheese added to them.

[Anonymous No.13440377]

>>13440371
My ancestors were Europeans until they saw the decline happen and left for a better land. Everyone with wealth, connections, skills, bravery, or otherwise opportunity left Europe already. Then all the strong brave and honorable men of Europe died in 2 world wars. You are what remains. Sad, broken, husk of a man clinging to tired and non-sequitur memes with no substance. You’re a walking contradiction and the “Europe” that exists in your mind has long since vanished.

[Anonymous No.13440393]

>>13440377
You can keep posting this but it doesn't make it true. You will never be a German or English or Italian etc. You will always be a rootless mutt so stop pretending to be European. No one cares about your stupid bloooo eyes or the fact that you're 1/8th German. You will never actually be German and you'll never know what it's like to live in Germany.

[Anonymous No.13440408]

>>13440393
My ancestors were Europeans until they saw the decline happen and left for a better land. Everyone with wealth, connections, skills, bravery, or otherwise opportunity left Europe already. Then all the strong brave and honorable men of Europe died in 2 world wars. You are what remains. Sad, broken, husk of a man clinging to tired and non-sequitur memes with no substance. You’re a walking contradiction and the “Europe” that exists in your mind has long since vanished.

[Anonymous No.13440432]

>>13437046
Based

[Anonymous No.13440440]

>>13437011

It's not fake italian food, it's american-italian food. Like texmex. America has a lot of immigrant history and we all just sort of mixed our recipes together into something our own. You wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.13440473]

>>13438350

Dominos failed in europe because american pizza is largely a regional taste, same reason taco bell shits itself in south america but sells fine everywhere else. I like both ny style pizza and major chain pizzas, they're different entities. If you want a thick crusted pan-fried pizza with strong salty flavours, pizza hut is great for that and is succesfull with the product.

[spoiler]'go 'za is shit

[Anonymous No.13440501]

>>13436993
not true
I'm still salty that Olive Garden is gone up here

[Anonymous No.13440506]

>>13440473
>Dominos failed in europe because american pizza is largely a regional

Well I’m just gonna go ahead and say Dominos failed there because it’s complete garbage. Probably only persists here because a small group of people never knew better and or else the odd person makes the mistake of eating there once a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.13440585]

>>13440316
They left just like the current latino immigrants because they were poor, ignorant, persecuted and disenfranchised. We shit on every wave of immigrants at one time or another because of that. History is continual repetition of the same memes.

[Anonymous No.13440594]

>>13440315
Go drink a gallon of nacho cheese style product to welcome the New Year, mutt, lol!

[Anonymous No.13441102]

>>13440506

I used to love canadian dominos but earlier this year they fucked with the recipe and it tastes fucking shit. Pizza pizza has also been on an even worse shi lt spiral so I just get pizza hut now. Local places are either shit or too expensive so I usually don't bother

[Anonymous No.13441231]

>>13440594
You squatemalans were so badly destroyed by me and my compatriots in this thread that it will take generations for you to rebuild your tin shantytowns. Get to work on it, Pedro. :)

[Anonymous No.13441502]

>>13437011
Next time i want some italian food ill just hope on a plane and take a 2 week vacation to tour tuscany. I dont have all the sheckles that you do jewboy

[Anonymous No.13441513]

>>13440371
This guy is an unironic neo-nazi if you're all concerned why he's braindead

[Anonymous No.13441532]

>>13440506
dominos is relatively good pizza here on the west coast where we have no local places plus they have incredible sales all the time.

2 medium 2 toppings for 5.99 each? hard to beat and thats every month

[Anonymous No.13441572]

>>13441513
>mocks you for being a retarded Amerimutt
>h-he's literally Hitler!

Dumb Amerilard. Go eat some vomit flavoured chocolate.

[Anonymous No.13441579]

>eat fast food while in paris
WOW WTF FRENCH FOOD IS SO BAD

[Anonymous No.13441597]

>>13441572
You literally talked about jews and white purity and shit

[Anonymous No.13441601]

>>13441597
No I didn't you retard. I was mocking the lard that did so. Learn to read moron.

[Anonymous No.13441633]

>>13437046
oh no no

[Anonymous No.13441707]

>>13438313
That looks like a quick kill. What was it shot with?

[Anonymous No.13441723]

>>13439664
You go to Olive Garden because there's literally no Italian places anywhere nearby and you don't feel like dragging the wife and kids on a 45 minute car ride through traffic just so you can enjoy some decent pasta; so you to go Olive Garden, and drown your sorrows in endless shitty breadsticks that are literally only edible when hot and covered in oil.

[Anonymous No.13441731]

>>13437046
not only based but also redpilled

[Anonymous No.13441732]

>>13436990
I have never been to Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Applebees, Ruby Tuesdays or Chiles.
t. not a poorfag

[Anonymous No.13441916]

>>13437518
>Italy's bestselling pasta
Are you talking about Barilla? They keep a completely separated product list for the americas, fyi.
Most european companies in all business sectors are like this btw, american regulations are super loose where quality is concerned and pretty though about imports, so businesses just make shitty knock offs in loco and you eat them all up.

[Anonymous No.13442204]

>>13440237
Based America poster btfo of dumb yuropoors

[Anonymous No.13442219]

Thinkin about us again huh? Heh heh heh.

[Anonymous No.13442284]

>>13441502

Lol fucking this. Morons. Damn people are thick these days. Not everyone is Euro adjacent you fucking cucks. Just because something exists in America, doesn't mean all Americans partake. Crazy idea right?

[Anonymous No.13443165]

Bump for more mutt SEETHING

[Anonymous No.13443181]

>>13437046
damn nigga

[Anonymous No.13443952]

[Anonymous No.13444015]

>>13436990
Do you think Olive Garden is the peak of American cooking?

[Anonymous No.13444022]

>>13437046
Would that i could my n*gga

[Anonymous No.13444030]

>>13437046
Those are good if there are blackouts.

[Anonymous No.13444032]

>>13444015
No, I understand it to be typical of American cooking practice.

[Anonymous No.13444034]

>>13444015
mother 3 good

[Anonymous No.13444116]

>>13440254
That’s not how schizo posting works, newfag.

[Anonymous No.13444141]

>>13444116
Based schizo poster.

[Anonymous No.13444166]

>>13438313
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.13444176]

>>13443952
>not also posting obese, psychotic leftist feminists, which outnumber guys like him 14 to 1