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What could it be?

>> No.13427535
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Huh...

>> No.13427537

Some meat you're going to fuck up.

>> No.13427540
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It appears to be a liverwurst sammich

>> No.13427546
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The bougie local polish butcher knows how to make em right

>> No.13427547
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>>13427532

It's a mysteryyyyy!

>> No.13427564
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I’m so fucking lonely, bros. I wish I had a gf to share this other half with...

>> No.13427595

>>13427564
>share a sandwich
manlet detected

>> No.13427600

>>13427564
There isn't a woman alive under 80 who would eat that dog food, pickle and onion garbage heap. Also, brush your teeth when you're done. That shit reeks.

>> No.13427608

>>13427564
You could just fuck the sandwich.

>> No.13427613

>>13427608
Huh?

>> No.13427621
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>>13427600
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>> No.13427625

>>13427546
>bougie
kill yourself, thank you

>> No.13427646

>>13427621
Are liverwurst sandwiches unironically good for you?

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>>13427564
I love liver, onions, and pickles but I've never had a liverwurst sammich. plz share.

>> No.13428279

>>13427621
this nigga again