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A multicultural Christmas dinner :)

Spot the produce from your country.

>> No.13414236
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HELLO.

let's make a tipple to start things off.

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>>13414236
it's expired but tastes like fine and fun.

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>>13414238
sparkly!

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I will make KFC as is the ancient Japanese Christmas tradition.

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low effort success desu

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>>13414265
that looks really tasty ;o;

speed defrost your raw KFC in water so you can break it into pieces and put it into a container

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add your basic seasoning.

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>>13414300
mid-level seasoning.

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>>13414317
you never appreciate graters until you're without one

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oil

>> No.13414364
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well aged yogurt.

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>>13414364
heh

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advanced seasoning.

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still pretty frozen.

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>>13414400
defrosting/marination set-up

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GODDAMIT GIVE ME ATTENTION SEEKAY ;n;

>> No.13414434

monitoring

>> No.13414436

>>13414429
You look poor

>> No.13414439

POST PIC OF THAT KNIFE HANGING DOWN THERE IN THE FIRST PIC

>> No.13414459

Where's the multicultural part?

>> No.13414465
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>>13414436
ty 4 attention <3

I am poor

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>>13414434
pre-boil veg for faster cooking

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>>13414439
It's a good knife

>> No.13414480

>>13414472
get a buck 120+ man youll do way more shit. that thinglooks really uncomfy to hold frenchanon

>> No.13414481
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>>13414459
in our hearts anon.

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>>13414480
>French

>> No.13414493

This is a good thread.

>> No.13414500

>>13414472
I'm so fucking happy I'm not a europoor

>> No.13414501

>>13414491
THANK FUCK FOR THAT! Get a boker instead of a buck then bru

>> No.13414502

>>13414480
Pretty sure he's a brit from the pics posted

>> No.13414524

>>13414502
If british, I revoke all advice given. stick with the abomination of a knoife and get a loicense for that.

>> No.13414534
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>>13414501
???
en ymmärrä

>> No.13414535

>>13414429
Looks good. I've never cooked parsnips, but I bet they're tasty. I love other root vegetables.

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>>13414493
Thank you, you're a good anon.

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>>13414500
Why?

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>>13414502
uwu

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>>13414524
I have 4 knives and 0 licence. come arrest me

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>>13414535
They are! I love parsnips. They're like a cross between sweet potatoes and carrots.

oil ypur veg

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>>13414575
add plenty of garlic and butter. garlic unpeeled ofc.

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bake some out of date toast to go with the amusé bouche

>> No.13414585

>>13414572
post knives euroboy

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REINDEER

my first time having poron. it's very gamey but very tasty. not as heavily salted as the packaging leads one to believe.

>> No.13414618

>>13414575
Turnips are a nice root vegetable that gets soft and sweet when baked with other root veg under a chicken. I love those but will have to try parsnips at some point.

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>>13414585

>> No.13414627

>>13414611
>poron
Should be "poro". "Poron" is the genitive form.

>> No.13414629
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poron kuivaliha

>> No.13414634

>>13414623
Wtf is that second one? You plan on cutting yourself out of crashed plane?

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>>13414627
Oh yeah, I forgot! ty Finnanon

>> No.13414642

>>13414623
blue pilled and cringe tbqh

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best before; even bester after.

>> No.13414645

>>13414623
Omg I'm fucking dying over here. Is that a fucking plastic knife? The absolute fucking state of Europe, jfc, why even fucking live?

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christmas meat and cheese platter. incl. rudolf

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BRITISH sprouts will be cooked the BRITISH way. Boiled in salt water.

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>>13414634
It's nice knife

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now we prepare the main dish. fried chicken.

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>>13414683
egg

>> No.13414752

Looks amazing mate!

>> No.13414763

>>13414683
How is that fried chicken? It looks good but doesn't look like fried chicken.

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>>13414752
Thanks mate!

Got lazy with the posting because hungry, but here's the end result. I'll post backwards after dinner.

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:D

>> No.13414991

>>13414965
How is it? Let us know!

>> No.13415016

>>13414952
So we have:

>Chicken heart and gizzard karaage.
>Garlick butter roast veg.
>Bread cracker.
>Sprouts and edamame.
>Mature cheddar, red leicester, reindeer jerky, and bird salami plate. Served with honey mustard and homemade red onion pickles.
>Foie gras with black truffles.
>Coleslaw.
>Orange slushie with apricot liqueur.
>Mince pie, cherry and white chocolate cake, and Karl Fazer blueberry chocolate.
>Sprüngli Marzipan.
>Airplane red wine.

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>>13414481

>> No.13415192

>>13415016
>Foie gras with black truffles.
This one stands out like a sore thumb.

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do you have a gf and does she like your cooking? also where is your cat? also Merry Christmas

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>>13415211
I don't have a gf or a cat, but if I did I'm sure both would love my cooking because why would anyone date someone who didn't like their cooking?

Feliz navidad to you too anon <3

>> No.13415296

>>13415211
I want to go back. I hate modern girls

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>>13415192
It was beautifully rich and delicious.

>> No.13415322

>>13415308
If you're not gonna eat all that then gimme

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>>13415322
No way! Mine. I'm going to enjoy it slowly over the next few days :3 Maybe I'll post how much is left everyday to taunt you.

>> No.13415361

>>13415351
What... is that?

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>>13415361
a cute

>> No.13415544

>>13414686
Okay so what was the end result?

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>>13414228
I deep fried baby yoda.

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Woah thread is still up!

>>13415544
so I cut up the defrosted hearts because they were too THICC

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>>13417270
and then I got my sprouts pan and dried it.

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>>13417274
pour oil into pan

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>>13417276
all the oil

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flour

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merry boxing day

>> No.13417325

>>13414472
Going to circumsice some babies today

>> No.13417331

>>13414228
Everything there we can and do make in the USA, one thing I didn't notice is chile peppers.

>> No.13417338

>>13414228
That's a pretty shitty location for a cooking hob, right under a cabnet? You're gonna start a fire that way. What are you some kind of crackhead?

>> No.13417341

>>13417325
That's some fine dining

>> No.13417347

That looks stupid enough to be european, a cooking hob right under a cabnet, how much more stupid can one get?

>> No.13417358

>>13417347
look again fatty

>> No.13417371

>>13417358
I'm only a few pounds overweight, but that's holiday season stuff. That doesn't make me a fatty.

>> No.13417373

>>13417358
At least I'm not some skeletor eurotrash sack of bones!

>> No.13417378

>>13417358
Piss off with your poor ass merkel eurosocialist crapola.

>> No.13417382

>>13417358
If you eurotrash types goosestep enough you might impress yourselves.

>> No.13417391

>>13414228
What's that on the far right of the picture, a toilet? So eurofucks are so poor you have to have toilets in your kitchens? That's pathetic.

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>>13417391
We have them in every room you fat cunt.

>> No.13417398

>>13417286
All hail Mike Tyson

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>>13417286
ty, you too frogposter.

Pour out some quantity of cocaine

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>>13417331
ofc you do, america is the home of multiculti

test oil temp with chopsticks

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>>13417338
>>13417347
see that gap between the cabinets? that's where the extractor fan sits.

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>>13417391
what looks like a toilet???

the silicon lid? the drainer and plate? the chopping board?

I do have my bathroom to the left of my kitchen though.

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>>13417396
>>13417399
Oh hey this would be perfect for that anon who eats wings on his toilet!

the veg wasn't browned as nicely as I would have liked but I was hungry. I'll probably bake them a bit more today.

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meh. I'll fix it up today.

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transfer your veggies into a serving pan.

strip your garlic cloves, they should be lightly tanned under their clothes and incredibly creamy on the tongue. done well, it should melt in your mouth into a warm savoury pool of alliaceous joy.

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garlic garlick

>> No.13417599
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crisp up your organ karaage warm in the oven.

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since the Japanese tradition is KFC but KFC is expensive, what you do is you go to KFC and ask for a KFC takeout box. you will get a weird look but more importantly you will get a KFC takeout box.

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keep frying

>> No.13417615
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giblets nuglets

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try to squeeze out some orange slushie

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>>13417620
realise your mistake and improve your slushie extraction efficiency

>> No.13417628

>>13417620
I wish I had a cute girl squeezeing out my slushies, that would be a good Christmas present

>> No.13417632

heat up anything that's gone cold in the microwave and wa la. this is the end result >>13414952

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>>13417628
Sorry anon I'm not very good at slushie squeezing as you can tell from the picture

>> No.13417638

>>13417632
Sometimes for pizza it's best to heat the thing in the oven for like 20 seconds then throw it on a pan or skillet. That way the first part warms it up but the second part gets the bottom part all nice and heated. That way both parts are done properly and no faggot is going to tell me the "duh using a microwave is so bad" those types can seriously piss the fuck off since they don't know what they're doing.

>> No.13417640

>>13417636
That's looks like some drunken shit.

>> No.13417641

>>13417638
... oops microwave oven for 20 seconds

>> No.13417645

>>13417636
How about an f-18 or two, I've a had a few chasing me once when going from New York to Phoenix AZ. That was pretty funny, my girlfriend at the time didn't even believe that we were being chased by USAF fighters.

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I don't know why I made so much. but then again, no matter how much I will never be able to cook enough food to fill up the void inside me

>> No.13417650

>>13417645
... maybe those were F-16s, the funny thing is that I waved to the pilots and they went off instead of nailing my plane. It was right after 9/11 so a lot of people were kind of uptight.

>> No.13417654

>>13417636
your first time frying chicken hearts?
were they tender

>> No.13417657

>>13417654
Chicken hearts are awesome, get those on skewers from a Brasilian chuhascurra.

>> No.13417659

>>13414228
christmas is over

>> No.13417663

>>13417659
Your mum is over! LOL!

>> No.13417680

>>13417663
christmas is over

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>>13417638
Just add some tissue paper under the pizza whem you nuke it to soak up the excess moisture.

>>13417640
I only had about half a bottle of the apricot liqueur but I'm a bit of a light weight uwu

>>13417645
>>13417650
based schizo a/n/on. Please take me flying next time you go, there are a few airfield relatively close to me.

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>>13417654
First time deep-frying them but not my first time cooking gizzards or hearts. They are Very tender and Very juicy. ansolutely delicious. could do with better cleaning, longer marination, and fewer freezer burns tho

>>13417680
You can celebrate the birth of Christ any day of the year just like with any other birthday.

>> No.13418226

>>13417399
Kitchen Dumps are the best, no need to leave the kitchen when cooking. God, I love being a fucking Euro!!!!

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polish bro your yogurt scares me
dairy should never be reduced several times and still eaten
just how fucking sour was it

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>>13418514
but I'm not Polish, Code-senpai uwu

Very sour. just how I like it. there are also slightly fizzy patches that taste like strong kefir. Bought it on the 13th double reduced and I've been eating it slowly since. I've been holding out on finishing it because I'm waiting to find reduced price milk so I can make more yogurt.

>> No.13418675

>>13418664
wait what country are you from, for some reason i vaguely remembered poland
i just remember the crazy peeling knife

wait are you french without a proper french knife
why are you so east bloc without being east bloc

>> No.13418721

>>13415211
>strong jaw
How feminine is her penis?

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>>13418675
I'm a qt petite asian grill with a cute toyboy haircut and I'm wearing blue and white striped panties rn uwu

>> No.13418920

>>13418675
do u not know what £ is

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>>13418920
I want Code-senpai to £ me

>> No.13418953

turkey is dry as fuck. specially since they dont sell legs and thighs independent, unlike breast.

most people here (in brazil) usually to barbecue with beef. but beef prices sky rocket 60% in the last few months due to mah free market

>> No.13418954
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>>13418920
i dont pay attention to strange foreign currencies but thats a good point

>> No.13419098

>>13418675
Looks like a pole living in bongland using expired foods from the local pole shop

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>>13419098
Like I said, I'm a qt petite asian grill with a cute toyboy haircut wearing blue and white striped pantsu. do you not believe me?

>> No.13419166

>>13419140
That's almost fishing for pic requests. Have you ever posted on /soc/?

>> No.13419172

>>13419140
Not in the slightest.

Unless, of course, by "grill" you mean "male."

>> No.13419271

>>13419166
No. you just have to believe me.