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Next up: Pastry Chef vs. Mr. Plinkett vs. George Noory

>> No.13410773

GEORGY SNOORY TAKES THE CAKE

>> No.13411050

>>13410717
>I've never had these before
closed it right there

>> No.13411070

>Today we're making....
>*closely reads label several times*
>*calls gabby over to read the name to her*
>eeyyyy ees tostinos pizza rolls ese!
>*fear over takes claire and her eyes widen*
>*she starts hyperventilating*
>BUT I'VE NEVER HAD THOSE I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THEM WHAT IS PIZZA LET ALONE PIZZA ROLLS I WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO HAVE THOSE AS A CHILD OMG WHAT IS THIS ARCANE PASTRY
every

fucking

time

>> No.13411081

>>13411070
Rent free baby

>> No.13411091

>>13411050
>>13411070
She needs to give this a rest. Who does she think she is fooling?

>> No.13411092
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>>13410717
WOOO!

WOOP WOOP WOOP

HUMIDA HUMIDA HUMIDA

i FUCKING love e celebs!!!!

>> No.13411097

>>13411050
"Water? My family never let me have any of this as a kid, not even as an afternoon snack"

>> No.13411162

>>13411050
i would think she have ever eaten any food before... but she's fat, i'm very confused

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>>13410717

>> No.13411178

Mommy Claire

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Lads... I'm as straight as they come. But I wouldn't say no if Andy offered to ____ my ____.

>> No.13411847

>>13411091
as long as the audience buys it (and oh, boy, do they ever) it will continue. How many seasons did Survivor have, even after it was publicly known to be scripted?

>> No.13411868

>>13410717
George Noory Coast 2 Coast Am

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>>13411847
survivor's not scripted you fucking moron. in any case, big brother is better.

>> No.13412017

>>13411050
It really is difficult to believe that an american has never had processed food before...

>> No.13412308

I just find her very cute. She's obviously playing for the camera and views. I am aware of the fat jew meme. Am I part of the problem?

>> No.13412315

she used to be a literal "i don't know what to do with my english degree" roastoid before she got into food journalism through her jewish connections.

>> No.13412316

>>13410717
So it all comes down to flying saucers, space aliens and lizard people?

>> No.13412326

>>13410717
scientology and cults too, that's kind of included with the flying saucers and lizard people. Southern cali bullshit like from san diego, cultist heaven.

>> No.13413391

>>13411199
In one of the videos Carla talked about his muscles, bet he fucks her in the storage room.

>> No.13413400

>>13411050
>>13411091
she's from a fucking landed gentry upper class jew old money family, of course they didn't eat pleb food.

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>>13413400

>> No.13413566

>>13413391
Andy's gay, so I'm not sure how that would work.

>> No.13413585

>>13411050
>>13411070
She's Jewish. Her very existence is built upon lies.

>> No.13413592

>>13413438
>thicc
Funny way to spell "obese kike"

>> No.13413594

>>13413592
That's really unpleasant language to direct at someone.

>> No.13413609

>>13413594
he's not wrong though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFEsYJa0BJA

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>>13411050
>>13411070
>she hasn't eaten all processed crap I have eaten my entire teenage life!
>every single gourmet makes thread
This sort of shows why Americans are so fat.

>> No.13413648

>>13413644
People forget that she comes from an extremely wealthy Jewish family. She did not have a typical American upbringing.

>> No.13413669

>>13413644
My parents never bought them for me but all of my friends had them in their freezer. Same with lunchables and spaghettios

>> No.13413778

>>13413644
>obsession
Yet she's fat as a synagogue anyway. Get raped, yuropiss faggot

>> No.13413939

>>13413585
Unironically though

>> No.13414151

i want her to make surlyeggfortking's thing

>> No.13414209

>>13413585
rent free

>> No.13415979

>>13413400
She said that she has the theory that there are pizza roll families and bagel bites families, and they had bagel bites.

>> No.13415994

>>13413585
Based and truthpilled

>> No.13416000

the whole channel is diversity^tm central

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>>13415979
>Today we're making bagel bites
>I'm actually so nervous, i've never had these before, we were more of a pizza roll household

>> No.13416994

>>13415979
>bagel bites
how stereotypical

>> No.13417012

>>13410717
Pizza rolls are not pastries. This bitch needs to stay in her goddamn lane.

>> No.13417019

>>13411199
fuck your hole?

>> No.13417020

>claire: I never eat fastfood or junkfood and I exercise every day!
>also claire: *is legally obese!*

>> No.13417027

>Gormay pastree shef makes gormay ramen noodles
>Fatty literally buys microwave noodles and bouillon cubes

>> No.13417034

>>13411174
Based

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>tfw used to really like Claire, but canr stand the dumb kike now because you realized shes one of those that always lies about stupid shit that doesnt matter because she lives for the little bit of attention she gest when someone says
>OMG youve never had this thats crazy
Thats fine Laura is and has always been my waifu

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>laura bailey
>mfw

>> No.13417247

>>13411868
He really ruined that show. Art Bell really fucked up by handing it over to Noory, he lost the plot and made it unlistinable.

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>>13417143
>>13417167
Karla was always mine but she got married, lucky bugger that married her and we were both born in Miami. I can only wish them the best.

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I just hate how she acts like her job is the hardest thing in the fucking world.

She lives in fucking New York, and works in a fucking beautiful test kitchen with an amazing view. All she does all day is bake fucking snacks and makes candy, but she acts like you shot her dog if you ask her to temper chocolate.

I fully admit I'm incredibly jealous of her lifestyle, and her acting like she's living in hell makes me hate her.

>> No.13418553

>>13418067
I just don't understand how she's received so much pastry training yet sous vide tempers her chocolate. I went to a janky school in the city and can do it no problem. It's not even hard once you've done it 3 times

>> No.13418663

>>13418067
its a show for entertainment

its a semi scripted environment and showcase

>> No.13418676

>>13418067
is this your first encounter with a spoiled kike?
they act like the world is an inconvenience

>> No.13418860

>>13418663
>semi scripted
Bruh WWE is less scripted

>> No.13419247

>>13418067
she plays it up for sure, but it's also not easy to try and make the same shitty piece of candy for 4 days straight while everyone else around you gets to cook what they want to.

>> No.13419664

>>13419247
What a weird defense.
>omg it's so hard she has to do easy work for...4 days in a row!!!!

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what does her pussy taste of lads?

>> No.13419702

>>13419683
probably similar to her asshole because she seems like the type to have poor genital hygiene so herr ass juices are probably leaking into her vaginal area bringing all the fecal bacteria with them.

>> No.13419713

>>13411092
whoa dude calm it with the antisemitism

>> No.13419722 [DELETED] 

>>13413644
200x150 Is that a picture for ants?

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>>13419702
i gotta taste it to makes sure

>> No.13419729 [DELETED] 

>>13419683
Rotten fish

>> No.13419747

when did you guys realize that claire is actually the WORST BA host?

>> No.13419753

>>13419747
they're all fucking terrible. it's like huffpo or buzzfeed had a fucking cooking show.

>> No.13419788

>>13419753
i think the chris videos are quite entertaining although he's a huge flaming faggot and i don't care what his wife has to say about it

>> No.13419888

>>13411050
Fucking this. Fuck this dumbass lying whore, this shit is so old.

>> No.13419915

>>13419683
garbage, retard

>> No.13420436

>>13419747
They're all bad. All they do is bitch and complain over the most minor thing it's odd. Plus they're pretentious.

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>>13411050
I've seen people complain about her lying about having never tried certain foods and for most it was believable but this is a bridge too far. Never had pizza rolls? Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.13420721

>>13410717
>Next up: Pastry Chef vs. Mr. Plinkett vs. George Noory
I want to destroy her asshole while snort off her back

>> No.13420731

>>13410717

Claire is such an annoying whiny twat the job she has is like winning the lottery yet all she ever does is complain.

>> No.13420739

>>13419683
this should be a 4chan banner

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>>13419683
>>13419728
>>13420739
This "Coomer" meme is dead since he reproduced and has shown something is more important than his own self-satisfaction.

>> No.13420910

>>13420900
>pop out a crotch gobling

If I were a pathetic roastie I would think this was an achievement as well.

>> No.13420967

>>13420731
boomers on /ck/ truly are the kings of optimism and job satisfaction, huh? just let people have fun the way they want to have fun. stop trying to police people's good natured complaining.

>> No.13420973

>>13420967

God I can't imagine an existence so pathetic that you actually enjoy watching an overweight and over-privileged loser complain about their undeserved status.

You can have fun in whatever unhealthy retarded way you wish and I'll call out your whiny bullshit everytime welcome to the internet pathetic fragile faggot.

>> No.13420986

>>13420973
>calls me fragile
>is foaming at the mouth over someone else's freetime
it sounds like you're projecting. i have plenty of important stuff to do during the day. if i come home and watch claire make gourmet laffy taffy once in a while, is that so bad? plenty of people do stupid stuff. we can't just work all the time.
my existence isn't pathetic at all, it's quite productive thank you.

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13420991

I'm confused and I hate to bring up eceleb talk but is Chris Morocco gay? I'm not really sure.

>> No.13421009

>>13420986
The only foam is coming from your whinging vagina.

> I got plenty productive stuff to do all day hurr durrr

Let's talk about how projection works. Specifically, how someone with a sensitivity can do something like argue about their own defensive shortcomings that nobody ever mentioned.

Nobody gives a shit about you. This Claire bitch is an overrated twat who thrives on sympathy and complains constantly about their boutique life and privilege. If you like watching that kind of shit, fine I guess, but in my book that makes you a bitch as well and I don't care what bullshit defensive argument you make to feel better about yourself.

Fucking millenials.

>> No.13421253

>>13420910
I'll never understand that roastie mindset.
>omg I just had a baby? like isn't that the most impressive thing ever???!!!
>uh, no bitch. There are 7billion+ people on this planet. You aren't special.

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>>13420900
>oh look the crack whore has a kid whom she cares for!
>she has a heart of gold and definitely won't pimp it out to the highest bidder

>> No.13421981

>>13413609
>goes for a run every morning
>still a fat cow
does she fast walk a mile or what?

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>>13410717

>> No.13422014

>>13421679
reminds me of that video that was circulating on k700i's through infrared and blutooth back in the day when a bald guy puts half his head up a womans snatch

>> No.13422016

>>13422014
>bald guy puts half his head up a womans snatch
i saw that shit a couple of weeks ago mah nigga

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>> No.13422029 [DELETED] 

>>13420900
coomer, boomer, zoomer, soomer, what's next from the focus group idiots with marketing degrees?

>> No.13422031

>>13418676
>they act like the world is an inconvenience
that hits to close to home, maybe im jewish, how do i find out?

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>> No.13422034 [DELETED] 

>>13422031
Ask your mom, it goes from the mom's line.

>> No.13422039

>>13422034
my moms family line goes to africa so i doubt that she would be jewish, and considering this country has expelled and or converted its jewish population back in the 1400s, it would probably be hard to trace. some study i saw some time ago claims the entire country is 75% jewish.

>> No.13422043 [DELETED] 

>>13422039
Germany or something? We in the USA never expelled jews.

>> No.13422049

>>13420991
No, just a libtard. They mention he has kids.

>> No.13422052

>>13422043
Portugal. Maybe expelling isn't what you'd call "convert or ill kill you" but yeah, as far as i am aware, every country (old world) has had some form of expelling, forced conversion or killing of the jewish populations

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>>13422052
Convert, pay weird taxes or die is islamic shit. To these freaks islam is the religion of peace, sure it's peaceful when everyone else is dead or converted.

>> No.13422091

>>13422073
that is true, but it was also shit from christians back then, ever heard of the crusades? religion islam or christianity is more than a set of core beliefs, it is also a form of governance, social, political and judicial, the very fact that you say that is is islamic shit, proves how much christianity has influnced our world because you can claim that the age of the enlightenment is a christian development as is the concept of separation of church and state, and a fairly modern development to. but i was talking of the 1400s so it was a different story and i only have the very rudimentary basics of history on this

>> No.13422099 [DELETED] 

>>13422091
The crusades were in fact a response to attacks from treacherous islamic warmongering hoards. They got what they deserved.

>> No.13422102 [DELETED] 

>>13422091
islamics wanted to take over europe and it deserved a response, nobody there wanted to be taken over by weirdos wearing diapers on their heads.

>> No.13422111

>>13422091
maybe you're too woke. it is islamic since it's in the text. if catholic rulers kicked the jews out it wasn't an inherently christian act merely one of good judgment

>> No.13422113 [DELETED] 

>>13422091
These days there are no crusades in the USA and one can choose what to do and believe in unlike in islamic nations, just look into saudi arabia or iran for instance, where christians are persecuted. That's not happening in western nations especially not in the USA.

>> No.13422117

>>13422099
that may be true i dont know enough about it to discuss it.
>>13422102
for two millenia now, and they had their encroachment in europe several times in different times, before 1100 in Portugal and Spain, in the 1700s through the Ottomans. But to claim that only the islamics did the "convert or ill kill you" is to ignore basic history, that happened by christians as well, at least towards the jewish populations in Portugal and Spain and towards indigenous populations when they went to set up colonies, i dont know about others

>> No.13422121 [DELETED] 

>>13422117
Sure we did it but it's done, we even had witch hunt trials but that's over and done with, the islamics are still back in the stone age doing that crap.

>> No.13422123

>>13422113
i didnt claim otherwise, all i pointed to is that the "convert or ill kill you" was not the monopoly of "the religion of peace". it was just another day, a daily practice, the every day thing to do. freedom of religion doesnt truly come into existence till the 20th century.

>> No.13422124 [DELETED] 

>>13422117
If they're wearing diapers on their heads, then they haven't yet gotten out of the stone age.

>> No.13422126

>>13410717
oh good. i was away for two days i thought youtube celebrity posting would have died off. thankfully im wrong! i love youtube celebrities!!!

>> No.13422132 [DELETED] 

>>13422123
That's their philosophy, taqiua (sp)
Three choices,
1. convert
2. pay crazy huge taxes
3. die
Try to change law to their advantage as well to take those three more achievable

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>>13422121
>back in the stone age doing that crap.
it truly is sad because they have been developed by the british, they spent centuries developing them and for what, as soon as they left they revert back to throwing shit at each other, pic related.

>> No.13422136 [DELETED] 

>>13422133
like monkies in a zoo

>> No.13422143 [DELETED] 

>>13422133
British did have some experience dealing with savages, one needs to respect that.

>> No.13422166

>>13411932
>

>> No.13422194

>>13420900
that’s his nephew

>> No.13422195

>>13422049
even gay libtards can have kids tho

>> No.13422242

>>13421989
She will last 2-3 more episodes lads, the clock is ticking.

>> No.13422618

>>13422029
Don't forget doomer and the consoomer.

>> No.13424778

have we ever seen RLM cook?

>> No.13425153

>>13410717
I literally can't stand her. she's ugly, unfunny, talentless, and clearly a conceited bitch. the only reason her videos are popular is because of the theme--which she may or maybe didn't create? you could sub any 20-something into that show and it'd get the same views. the formula is boring af, to me

>> No.13425163

>>13418067
spoiled rich kike aka JAP. the fat ugly ones are the worst, they have all the insufferable conceited obnoxiousness without any of the visual appeal. her parents no doubt bribed her into harvard

>> No.13425174

The people who jizz themselves over Claire are the same people who cry nonstop about "ecelebs" whenever babish or Ragusea are posted.

>> No.13425339

>>13420910
>>13421253
>NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY MEME VIEW WAS SHATTERED!

>> No.13425494

>>13424778
from memory the closest theyve got is setting the toaster on fire for star wars reviews

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>>13425339
>didn't wear a condom
>WTF WHY WOULD YOU DISRESPECT ME

>> No.13426465

>>13422132
thats shia teaching.

>> No.13427375

Priya is best girl

>> No.13427428

Post blonds nips

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>>13427428

>> No.13427828

>>13411199
prolapse, anus

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>>13416000
Nice zeros. What demographic does this one represent?

>> No.13428631

>>13428615
Dogbrain

>> No.13428721

Why does she fail so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1o43lUgLb0

>> No.13428727

>>13428721
Tempering chocolate isn't that hard and yet she acts like it's a life or death situation.

>> No.13428756

>>13410717
Seriously how much of a fucking fat, ugly, loser do you have to be to (1) find this fat ugly hag attractive and (2) start a thread about her every day?

>> No.13428765

Shit shill post. fuck you and fuck fake ass bon appetit

>> No.13428779

>>13428756
She's really cute.

>> No.13428797

>>13428779
Cringe

>> No.13428804

>>13418067
This,just at her insane engagement ring on the last two videos a fucking huge diamond.

>> No.13428833

>>13428756
it's mod-protected paid advertisement

>> No.13428854

>>13418553
It's so damn easy you can even do it in a microwave.

>> No.13428864

>>13428721
because she's literally retarded

>> No.13428875

>>13428779
No she's not, retard.

>> No.13428899

>>13428875
bet you prefer chris morocco you closet
>>13428864
harvard + parisian pastry school = retard now i suppose
i'm sure your high school diploma stacks up just fine

>> No.13428904

>>13428899
it's abundantly clear she got into harvard through typical wealthy family connections alone

>> No.13428933

>>13428721
The amount of times that she panics makes me think she would just fail if she actually worked pastry at a high class restaurant.

>> No.13428936

>>13428904
You've still got to be a top student to get into Harvard. There are a lot of top students. The people who get into Harvard are those top students with connections / benefits of some kind.
Also, there are a few idiot sports recruits. But Claire isn't one of those.

>> No.13428949

>>13428936
being a "top student" in highschool means absolutely nothing, it takes almost no effort.
Claire is a retard, if she's not she had better stop acting like one in every video she appears in

>> No.13428955

>>13428949
You don't know what you're talking about. Where is your PhD from? If you can't answer such a simple question, you have no clue what "high school top student" means.
No, I don't mean all As in the honors classes at your bumfuck nowhere shithole public school in rural kentucky. That is not enough to be considered by Harvard.

>> No.13428957

>>13428949
Says the non top student

>> No.13428963

>>13428955
Claire is a retard, retard. Stop sucking on her fat festering asshole and accept it.

>> No.13428977

>>13428963
Damn dude, you're really outing yourself as an uneducated child. Careful before you dox yourself - there can't be too many people out there of legal 4chan posting age who don't have their PhDs yet, can there?
You can keep saying the same thing over and over, and making the same claims, and you will refuse to admit that my evidence to the contrary is valid. I don't mind. It's kind of fun, running circles around a brainlet like you.

>> No.13428987

>>13428977
How's it going Claire? Still desperate to convince 4channers that you aren't a literal retard? Don't worry I think you'll get through some day. For now go back to failing at simple culinary tasks.

>> No.13428994

>>13428977
You're a massive retard, Claire. You will never be able to convince anyone other than other retards otherwise.

>> No.13429004

>>13428977
Oh it seems Claire the brainlet has accidentally outed herself. How embarrassing! Imagine if it got out that Claire was spending her time on 4chan bragging about her meaningless Harvard education?

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>>13410717
I hate her.

>> No.13429014

>>13428987
>>13428994
>unabashed samefriending

>> No.13429019

>>13428899
how is anyone still impressed by connected rich jews with ivy league credentials after the admissions scandal? jared kushner paid $2million to get into harvard

if claire was smart she'd be a medical doctor or would have invented some app or be some ivy league lawyer. she's a rich lazy jew in "media" with a degree her family bought her

>> No.13429045

>>13429019
This is what cope looks like.

>> No.13429052

>>13429045
You're a retard, Claire.

>> No.13429076

Brad is honestly better than Claire. You never see him fuck up a ton in his videos.

>> No.13429148

>>13429076
Brad also seems like a bro but he also might just be a good actor.

>> No.13429167

Go to 13:30 and listen. Molly is a ||Jew, confirmed||
https://youtu.be/eJmLgBmVvH4

>> No.13429203

>>13429167
This was up for debate?
And anyway, who cares what religion someone happens to be?

>> No.13429209
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What did he mean by this?

>> No.13429210

>>13429203
Papa Trump made Judaism a race now

>> No.13430224

>>13429148
brad is a cool dad.

>> No.13430226

>>13429167
why do you care

>> No.13430238

>>13429076
Thing is, Brad's videos and all the other videos are filmed only after they have done a number of iterations and tests of the recipe they are showing you. They're not showing you the whole process of discovering the recipe, just the end result. Claire's Gourmet Makes videos are all showing the entire development process from before she even starts to finished product. Claire has plenty of videos on the channel where she does more standard sorts of meals, and those videos are way less chaotic and don't have mistakes.
The only other videos on the channel to show a full recipe development process from start to finish are the Chris Morocco Reverse Engineering ones, where he is served a dish while blindfolded and he has to figure out with taste, smell, and texture what the dish is and what is in it and then recreate it. Those are actually damn impressive, though he does fuck up a little.

>> No.13430242

>>13429167
funny, i could have sworn on her dad's youtube channel (douglas baz) there's a whole bunch of old church videos. maybe her mom's jewish?

>> No.13430972

>>13429167
fuck off

>> No.13431187

>>13429167
And I'm Catholic. Guess what: nobody cares.

Anyway, they're in NYC. Odds are, a white person there is going to be Jewish. 1 in 5 people in Manhattan are Jewish (significantly more below 125th Street). Citywide, it's 1 in 6. If you only look at white people, a New Yorker is far more likely to be Jewish than any other religion. (Catholics outnumber Jews in the city slightly, but only if you count Hispanic and other non-white populations.) If you exclude the Hasidic and other Orthodox enclaves in Brooklyn, they're a disproportionate number of the college-educated white people in the city.

[There are somewhere between 8 and 12 million Jewish people in the US (depending on how loosely you include "cultural" but non-religious Jews). If you only count religious Jews, it's closer to 4 million. Either way,almost all of them live in New York, California, and Florida. In the entire rest of the United States, the only places with a statistically significant number of Jewish people are the D.C. area and Massachusetts. They're practically nonexistent everywhere else.]

So how is it surprising that ANY white, college-educated woman in Manhattan is Jewish? Odds are, she will be.

>> No.13432486

>>13431187
wow. nobody fucking asked for your life story.

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>>13417143
>>13417285
waifus 3dpd whores

>> No.13432515

>>13413592
okay and? I'd still sniff her ass given the chance

>> No.13432523

>>13432486
sod off

>>13431187
neat, thanks for the analysis.

>> No.13432538

>>13432486
A catholic's summary of jewish demographics is their life story? Did you forget to plug your brain in today, sweetie?

>> No.13432889

>youtube recommends me bon appetit
>start watching it
>half the hosts are complete shit
>the other half (and its obvious based on view numbers alone) have some horrible irredeemable qualities making them insufferable

>> No.13432903

>>13411050
anyone got the pasta

>> No.13433381

>>13429019
I know her type. Guarantee her family connections got her in

>> No.13433412

>>13432889
maybe if you find so many people insufferable, you should reflect on how you might be contributing to that dynamic?

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>>13432903

>> No.13433431

She's a cute mommy type who would cook you pastries and probably also likes to be choked. What's not to like about her?

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>>13433412
That would make sense if anon was interacting with them. He's just observing them on a screen and assessing their character, as we all do. If he finds them insufferable (and it's easy to see how), then that's his judgment call.

Not the same as thinking everyone you interact with is a jerk, or is crazy. In that case, yeah, the common denominator is you.

>> No.13433508

>>13433479
you're kind of a pill, you know that? fuck off.

>> No.13433646

>>13433508
okay, common denominator.

>> No.13433667

>>13422028
/pol/, please go

>> No.13434520

>>13420461
good pic anon, thanks

>> No.13434781

>>13433427
How is she so cute in that pic and yet such a horrid sow in the OP?

>> No.13434845

>>13434781
she's cute almost everywhere in the lebesgue space of frames of a given video
there exist frames in which claire is not cute, but collectively they form a set of measure zero and may be ignored for the purposes of integrating cuteness accumulators.

>> No.13434860

>>13418067
She's experiencing the trauma of the Nazi concentration camps that was passed down to her in her DNA.

>> No.13434985

only incels hate claire

>> No.13435567

>>13434985
incels and brad's cucked wife

>> No.13435627

>Claire, out of nowhere: "If Brad were here.."

So are they banging or nah?

>> No.13435637

>>13410717
I honestly don't understand why people like this show, there are way better food channels.

>> No.13436130

>>13433427
Love it, thanks anon

>> No.13436139

gee shes fat

>> No.13436148

>>13410717
For me, it's Tasty 101. Her voice is sexy af
https://youtu.be/KLGSLCaksdY

>> No.13436173

>>13429209
He just blazed a fat J on the way to work.

>> No.13436200

>>13436148
>follow their christmas cookie recipe
>turns out great
>now for the royal icing at the end
>doesn't mention consistencies besides runny and the line thickness
>ends up being runny as fuck after following their directions
good video otherwise

>> No.13436899

>>13435627
idle rich trust funders with leisure class "jobs" cheating on their bf/gf and spouses? 99% chance yes

>> No.13436907

>>13433427
haha. she reminds me of every annoying jew yenta i went to college with. they're all sneaks, status obsessed and obnoxious. and they truly despise gentile women.

>> No.13436920

>>13436899
>>13436907
what fills you with such vitriol?

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Which poo is better? For me it's Sohla.

>> No.13437610

>>13435627
Brad looks like he grew up as a pudgy goofy class clown of sorts. But he’s honestly a star. He’s like a hilarious alpha chad women swoon for. No disrespect but if his career takes off like I think it should, he will be drowning in pussy, if he isn’t already. Maybe he keeps the wife maybe he doesn’t— he’s def going to plow through some thots

>> No.13437628

>>13437610
His wife, who I’m sure is a nice person... locked him up long before he became famous and millions of yuppy women were exposed to what a humorous alpha thick teddy bear chad he is— most male celebs end up dumping the first wife after they make it big. Thanks for the kids, babe, now I’m gonna go slay some puss

>> No.13437929

>>13419247
She's a, get ready, a fucking pastry chef who doesn't know how to temper chocolate.... Wtf.

I used to love her, but instantly lost most respect for her when she just couldn't figure it out, even with the internet. And if she's playing it up, what a weird thing to play up "I don't know how to do my job, aren't I quirky?".

Fucking put it in the micro at half for 10 sec at a time until its just melted. Don't go above 88 degrees. Use a damn thermo if you have too, then add more chocolate and let that melt into the already melted chocolate. Done. Ffs bitch, get it together.

>> No.13437965

>>13421009
Oh no, getting insulted by someone on the internet, muh feelings.

>> No.13437968

>>13437628
hell ya

>> No.13437985

>>13437628
btw this was the instagram that started it all. creepy ladies in the comments creaming their aprons way back in 2013

>> No.13438000

>>13437038
It's Priya, objectively.

>> No.13438021

>>13417143
>>13417285
3d pig loving retards

>> No.13438299

>>13411199
yummy

>> No.13438928

>>13437038
Priya, no disgusting tattoos

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She will never brap on my face, how will I ever be saffitzfied...

>> No.13439448

>>13417247
listening to it right now faggot.
no one can replace art bell.

>> No.13439453

>>13410717
why the fuck do they need 50 bags in front of her. one would suffice.

>> No.13439645

>>13437985
His wife isn’t nearly as attractive as he is. I’m sure she’s a nice lady...but men are only as faithful as their options. His options have grown significantly in recent years, while the ole baby momma is just a standard 30-something mom. There are so many babes in NYC and they swoon for men like him in that sea of s o y boy weaklings.

>> No.13439647 [DELETED] 

>>13417143
Everyone who went to Harvard is a pathological liar. Especially some tri state yenta. Harvard admissions rewards to biggest most skilled pathological liars who inflate their apps + have connections

>> No.13439656

>>13439386
HOLY FINNA FILTERS WORKING OVERTIME TO SHAVE OFF 50 POUNDS FROM HER CHIN BATMAN

>> No.13439657 [DELETED] 

>>13410717
Typical Lena Dunham millennial jew. Lies about everything and has to be center of attention. Parents paved her way through life. Probably stokes drama in the BA office constantly

>> No.13439662

>>13410717
Typical Lena Dunham millennial jew. Lies about everything and has to be center of attention. Parents paved her way through life. Probably passive aggressively stokes drama in the BA office constantly

>> No.13439681

>>13410717
33yo idle rich jew with cliche filled CV of fancy degrees family money and connections got her and fake idle jobs in NYC and Paris. she must be TRULY insufferable to be unmarried in her 30s
>Saffitz was born and raised in St. Louis, Missouri,[3] to an Ashkenazi Jewish family.[4] She attended Clayton High School, graduating in 2005.[5] She then graduated from Harvard University in 2009 with a BA in U.S. history and literature, after which she studied French cuisine and pastry at École Grégoire-Ferrandi in Paris, France. After working at Spring Restaurant for a four-month externship, Saffitz moved to Montreal, Québec, where she received a master's degree in History at McGill University in 2013, with a focus on French culinary history in the early modern era.

>> No.13440008

>>13437038
Sohla is so cute!

>> No.13440026

>>13421009
mega cope. kind of pathetic, really.

>> No.13440296

>>13429209
I swear this guy is high af all the time, Claire is always like dude what are you, like a fuckin swami

>> No.13440325

>>13410717
>teehee ive never had pizza rolls before, those are for commoners

shoo jew

>> No.13441311

>>13429209
Why isn’t Brad the new Bobby Flay on FoodNetwork? Dude should be a millionaire food TV star. BA content is funny but only on YouTube can’t make much $$

>> No.13441322

>>13440325
She’s lying. She grew up in flyover St Louis. There wasn’t yet even a Whole Foods there when she was a teen. She invented her schtick at Harvard and Paris and Montreal

>> No.13441330

>>13410717
wtf is up with her recipe? you have to put a small metal tube into each one when you form it and can't remove it until after you've fried it? do you think they do that at totinos?

>> No.13441835

>>13439386
god, she's ugly

>> No.13441912

>>13437038
the one on the left cant even cook, she can barely use a fucking knife.

>> No.13442235

>>13441912
indian shiksa. she's got a jew boyfriend/fiance named Seth

>> No.13442243 [DELETED] 

>>13437038
>>13441912
another idle rich trust funder who sucks jew cock to work in "media"
>Krishna attended Dartmouth College where she was a double major in government and French and graduated in the class of ‘13.

>> No.13443003

>>13430238
damn the cidf really out in numbers
must be seething that chadbrad outperforms her in every way without needing to have a tantrum for the camera

>> No.13443008

>>13441330
it's a new level of least likely to actually be made by anyone

>> No.13443390

>>13441330
The sad thing is, she actually for once seems to have managed to develop a decent recipe that is inspired by the original junk food while being a clear improvement. If she just worked at it a little longer and figured out a proper way to prevent them from blowing up (like ... I dunno, maybe she could've tried double frying?) she could've had a real success.

>> No.13444119

>>13443390
I really have a hard time believing she's trained in any way whatsoever. Much less as a pastry chef. Much less as a "gourmet" anything. Sorry, but I just don't see it.

>> No.13444124

>>13437038
Sohla looks Sri Lankan to me. Regardless, they're both way out of my league and I would be grateful to be loved by either one.

>> No.13444868

>>13444119
Alright, let's put you in front of the camera and see what you can do Mr. Bigshot.

>> No.13445189

>>13410717
is she trying to cosplay as guts?

>> No.13445365

>>13411199
god he's so pretty

>> No.13446445

Which BA chef do you think actually belongs in their test kitchen? Nobody but Morocco feels like they deserve it to me

>> No.13446486

>>13444868
I am not a trained pastry chef, yet I can temper chocolate. I can recreate mass-market foods by looking up copycat recipes online, and even elevate them with less industrialized techniques and ingredients. But if you film me doing that, there won't be any drama, and that's what people want to watch. Drama gets more looks than how-to. BA is a business, and whether it's eyes on the page or on the screen, those looks are what they sell.

>> No.13447242

>>13446486
They why is she the only host that has to fuck things up for "drama". Literally everyone else in the kitchen has their own "show", and they nail it. Fuckin morroco kills it with the blind taste test. Brad nails it with fermentation station. I guess every kingdom has to have a fool.

>> No.13447611

>>13411199
He makes good food

>> No.13447629

>>13420436
Brad and Delaney are good though

>> No.13447644

>>13428615
Molly may very well be one of the best cooks in that building

>> No.13447655

>>13429167
No she isn't, her husband is. The real cliche jew is the level 4 chick on the epicurious cancer who looks like she's 15.

>> No.13447692

>>13437038
Priya can't fucking cook. Why do they have her, to stack up good boy points for having a poo in the loo in the cast? She comes off like an amateurish homecook, can't even begin to imagine her in a restaurant kitchen.

>> No.13447706

>>13439681
>After working at Spring Restaurant for a four-month externship
Pastry 'chef'

>> No.13447713

>>13411070
KEK

>> No.13447714

>>13446445
That guy did background shit for modeling events. The real cooks in there are Brad, Molly and Andy; all 3 of them have actually worked in kitchens.

>> No.13447948

>>13446445
Chris, Brad, Molly, Carla, Andy, Rick, and Sohla are all very competent.