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I'm in London for a few days. How do I go to actual restaurants by myself?

>> No.13401117

>>13401092
Kick open the door and say "OI M8s ME TUMMYS A RUMBLY YE GOT ANY CRUMPETS WOTWOT?"

>> No.13401169
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>>13401092
Walk in. "Table for 1" simple as.

>> No.13401174

>>13401169
Does this only work for old people?

>> No.13401260

>>13401169
Why aren't the leprechauns in this?

>> No.13401294

>>13401092
Max's sandwich shop

>> No.13401351

Hope you enjoy halal goat meat

>> No.13401360

>>13401092
Sit at the bar.

>> No.13401368

>>13401092
Do you need to know how to order from the menu also?

>> No.13401370

Table for 1. London is a big city and they're used to it. I recommend looking around for places to eat in Soho, Holborn and Shoreditch.

>> No.13401380

If you come down to Brighton I will have a meal with you sempai

>> No.13401417

>>13401092
its literally impossible in the evening. lunch alone is fine tho. when i travel alone i eat lunch at a restaurant and in the evening i get some beer and bread and eat it alone in my hotel room

>> No.13401424

>>13401092
i don’t think white people should walk around london alone

>> No.13402625

>>13401424
I'm a big 6'2 alpha male i'm not scared of londonistan

>> No.13402754
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>>13401260
Ireland ain't part of Britain.

>> No.13402761

>>13402754
yes it is bog trotter go eat your potatoes

>> No.13402794

>>13402625
Skinny fat detected. You'd get pushed down and have your lunch money taken.

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>>13402761
I'm an Amerifat who favors Britain over Potato Island. Wales and Scotland are best, England is okay too. Micks can stay on their lump of land.

>> No.13402809

>>13402794
I deadlift 405 kid

>> No.13402848

>>13402809
And you're bragging about it, fatass?

>> No.13402850

>>13402848
i aint no skinny fat where you live pussy

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>>13402848
>>13402850
Shut up and kiss you fukken queers.

>> No.13402867

>>13402809
You dead lift pizza, junior.

>> No.13402878

>>13402867
im rich pianas protege