/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13367487]

have you ever eaten found food?

[Anonymous No.13367505]

>>13367487
Of course, I am a freegan vegan after all.

[Anonymous No.13367513]

>>13367487
Bus nuggets?
Buggets?

[Anonymous No.13367515]

>be me, 7 years old
>family walking into donut shop
>lady who was walking out tosses the rest of her donut holes to some birds
>I scare the birds away and starting eating them off the concrete

[Anonymous No.13367516]

I once found an opened bag of these on the subway and finished them

[Anonymous No.13367526]

>>13367513
clearly fried chicken

[Anonymous No.13367528]

>>13367487
>have you ever eaten found food?
No, mainly because I'm not some dirty fucking tramp.

[Anonymous No.13367532]

>>13367515
Based 7 year old autist

[Anonymous No.13367540]

That’s not food, it’s litter.

[Anonymous No.13367544]

I used to deliver tables and chairs to parties and banquets. Sometimes there was no cleanup and the tables would be full of food when I came to pick up.
Yes, a piece of prime rib, a chunk of lobster or cake would get in my belly.

[Anonymous No.13367561]

>>13367544
You weren't worried about cooties?

[Anonymous No.13367576]

>>13367544
you're just asking to get HIV

[Anonymous No.13367580]

>>13367544
>worked as a dishwasher at a decent restaurant at uni
>smuggled in a few tupperwares every shift and filled it with leftovers, the food often wasnt even touched
>several boxes filled each day, for like 14 months I spent 0$ on food while technically ate at a restaurant
>never got into trouble or got food poisoning

Its funny how literally everyone else at the place felt 'too proud' to eat leftovers, so I often took home over two pounds of meat a shift and saved hundreds of dollars. Fucking retards 'too proud' for free money.

[Anonymous No.13367598]

>>13367487
This will attract niggers. I hate niggers. That's why I drive. With a car, you can go anywhere you want

[Anonymous No.13367600]

>>13367516
I had some of those in strawberry flavor cuz they were on clearance at Target and I thought “how bad could chocolate be?”. Based on my experience, you overpaid for those

[Anonymous No.13367604]

>>13367598
how do you look that cool and yet drive a Civic

[Anonymous No.13367638]

>>13367487
all the time, I live near a very dangerous curve close to the packaging center of chiquita fruits and sometimes trucks can't take it right and end dropping stuff like pineapples, bananas, dried fuit packages, etc.

[Anonymous No.13367651]

Is that what the inside of buses look like? Fucking horrendously gaudy and out of date eww. I'd commit crimes too if I had to use that garbage and was poor with 1 or no parents that don't care.

[Anonymous No.13367666]

>>13367604
To be fair, it is running

[Anonymous No.13367698]

>>13367487
My friends and I once found a cherry pie in a parking lot back when we were in high school. The box still had the label on it, sealing the box closed.

We opened it and inspected it, and it looked totally fine. We took it back to a friends place and ate it. Tasted great.

[Anonymous No.13367712]

>>13367580
Never understood why people dont use their resources to their advantage becauae of "pride"

[Anonymous No.13367760]

>>13367651
Depends on the bus. I used to ride the bus in college because fuck paying for a parking spot downtown.
The bus that typically serviced the college was damaged in an accident so they cycled one of the buses from a shitty-ish part of town onto the route.
Night and fucking day difference. Whole thing smelled like piss.
I ended up buying a motorcycle the next year because it's free parking and I thought it'd make me look cool.

[Anonymous No.13367842]

>>13367712
Because it makes them feel superior. "at least I dont eat leftovers like THAT guy!". Feelings > material benefits to them.

[Anonymous No.13367863]

>>13367604
I always assume that's a car he stole or borrowed from someone else.

[Anonymous No.13367873]

>>13367487
My buddy and I came to close when we found a bag of corn when walking home from school. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if we did eat that corn.

[Anonymous No.13367888]

>>13367863
It's a sensible car with an above average gas mileage.
Less stops, less chance you get attacked my niggers at the gas station and the more time you can spend going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.13367891]

>>13367873
you'll probably get CORNered by the owner and get beaten to shit.

[Anonymous No.13367895]

>>13367515
kek

[Anonymous No.13367912]

>>13367516
>mint créme
stfu burgers

[Anonymous No.13367948]

>>13367912
French markets well. If an advertiser can slip it in they will.

[Anonymous No.13367954]

>>13367760
Gross. Nasty subhumans.

[Anonymous No.13367957]

>>13367954
i also hate bikers

[Anonymous No.13367963]

>get on the public transport feeling tired after a long day of wageslaving
>feel a little depressed, don't even know if i will have the energy to obtain a dinner
>suddenly discover the pile of fresh train chicken
looks like my luck has finally turned around

[Anonymous No.13367967]

a friend of mine used to clean up passanger airplanes and she used to have a stash of unopened beers. I drank the beers and fucked her.

[Anonymous No.13368014]

>>13367957
Can't fault you for it, met a lot of massive faggots who also rode.
Owning a motorcycle isn't a personality but you'd think it was talking to some of these guys.

[Anonymous No.13368030]

>it's the 425 to stratford

sasuga north london

[Anonymous No.13368218]

>>13367604
the same reason you smoke cigs and drink cheap box wine, you don't take it in the ass from any jew

[Anonymous No.13368580]

>>13367967
what beers were they?

[Anonymous No.13368690]

>>13367487
Of course. When I was little I'd literally eat chips people dropped on the (outside) floor and now that I am an adult I regularly dumpster dive and will eat almost anything off the streets.

My latest find was an unfinished box of KFC so I first inspected it for mould and off smells, then I took it home and microwaved it and had it for dinner yesterday and breakfast today. There was 3 pieces of half eaten chicken (with lots of meat left) and a bunch of fries.

[Anonymous No.13368691]

>>13367487
i love bus nuggies

[Anonymous No.13368743]

Found an opened bag of chocolate covered pretzels in my college parking lot last week. Still half full. You better believe I took them.

If I find food still in the wrapper and unopened that looks on good shape, sure, I'll take it. I have an immune system and I'll be damned if I'm not gonna use it.

Shit I was just at the mall today and found a Starbucks iced coffee, large, didn't even look like someone took a sip from it, sitting unattended on top of a trashcan. If it wasn't super busy and if I wasn't at the mall with someone, id half consider taking it. Maybe that's too far. I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.13368744]

>>13368690
What breed are you? Can I pet you?(not if pitbull)

[Anonymous No.13368754]

>>13368690
>outside floor
you mean the ground?

[Anonymous No.13368776]

When I was full blown alcoholic and spent all my money on booze, for meals I'd just go to the local foodcourt areas in shopping malls. Plenty of people don't finish the fast food shit that they'd buy and leave it on the table for the cleaner to remove for them.
Just go from table to table picking up leftover slices of pizza, fried chicken and mcdonalds fries, there was always an abundance of fries.

[Anonymous No.13369144]

>>13367604
Mid 2000s civics are great

[Anonymous No.13369151]

>>13367580
Sometimes you have shit to do after lunch/dinner and you’ll be out and about for another 2+ hours before you get home to a refrigerator.
I’ve left behind meal sized portions of leftover food because I was afraid it’d just go rancid is n my car, it not always pride.

[Anonymous No.13369152]

>>13367487
One time I rode a greyhound bus home and there was an overweight Africanized American family a few rows in front of me. They had a bucket of chicken and were dropping the bones on the floor, whenever the bus would change speeds the bones would roll back and forth under/past my seat.

[Anonymous No.13369160]

>>13367487
i used to work as a Housekeeper in backpacker's hostels and hotels.
we'd find free food, snacks and leftover alcohol & drugs almost daily.
nothing picked up crew morale than finding 3/4 of a pizza untouched in a room, or finding a case of beer someone left behind.

[Anonymous No.13369164]

>>13369151
>food freshly made literally less than an hour ago will go bad in two hours

????

[Anonymous No.13369173]

>>13367912
Quit being a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.13369191]

>>13369152
Did pick them up and have a cheeky gnaw?

[Anonymous No.13369195]

Yes. A black teenager left a pack of sapporo ichiban ORIGINAL flavor ramen noodles on my porch once after ringing the doorbell and asking my dad for money. my dad said no money and the kid left but he dropped a pack of noodles and I saw it from the window so later i went on the porch and got the noodles and cooked them cause i was high on brick weed

[Anonymous No.13369197]

>>13369195
did you at least add stuff too it like green onion or shitake mushies?

[Anonymous No.13369206]

>>13369191
Just on the marrow anon, nothing crazy

[Anonymous No.13369402]

>>13369197
No. Threw away the spice pack and drained the water. Mixed in butter spread and packets of takeout duck sauce, chink mustard, and soya sause. And the noodles were stale and months expired

[Anonymous No.13369425]

>>13367487
I've eaten found food from the ground, home or outside. Eaten it from a bus, a trash can or two (it was packaged, but unsealed). I've drunk syrups, beers, and ciders.

[Anonymous No.13369431]

>>13367598
I saw this pic once, but forgot why gas stations sell skim milk. Is it for mothers feeding at 2 AM?

[Anonymous No.13369458]

>>13367487
YES.

[Anonymous No.13369475]

Even if I find some wrapped food somewhere, I'm too distrustful of others to even touch it.

My big brother once found a toenail in a cake that one of my mother's clients had baked. That's kinda stuck with me.

[Anonymous No.13369500]

is there a way i can give free food i don't want to people?
i know i can donate them but i already opened the packages

[Anonymous No.13369504]

>small pizza hut express
>lunch hour
>busy with people coming and going
>walk over to bin in corner
>full of pizza boxes
>in boxes is plethora of discarded leftover pizza crusts
>jackpot, free lunch
>proceed to eat
>pajeets who work there are too beta to say anything
>walk out satisfied like a boss
>ask cashier for a napkin on my way out

[Anonymous No.13369609]

>>13369431
It's to compare the cost of fuel

[Anonymous No.13369624]

>>13367487
Used to eat dropped food in the dirt at school
Probably the reason why I never get food poisoning

[Anonymous No.13369699]

I worked at a thrift store and sometimes we would get donated food. I remember eating a lot of Easter candy and MREs. I would drink the alcohol that got donated too.

[Anonymous No.13369721]

>>13367487
A friend of mine drank some OJ somebody left behind at a pub.
Bartender asked, "Did you just drink that orange juice?"
My friend replied, "Yeah."
Bartender responded, "That's fucking disgusting."

[Anonymous No.13370080]

>>13369721
I was ordering on a bar, and two guys left. They left the popcorn that comes with the drink untouched, so i decided to grab some whilenthe thot was serving. When she saw me eating popcorn she sperged, called me filthy and wanted to kick me. Just for eating the popcorn that was going to go to the trash for no reason.

[Anonymous No.13370086]

>>13367604
>look that cool
Bruh he's wearing sleazecore and driving a sleazecore car. What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.13370087]

>>13369144
I almost clarified ‘8th gen civic’ as the not cool part but thought itd be overkill. You are however correct, the 7th gen were some of the greatest-value cars ever made

[Anonymous No.13370092]

>>13369160
>3/4
>untouched

bonus round:
>by promiscuous unhygenic druggie backpackers

[Anonymous No.13370097]

>>13369699
I cannot imagine anyone donating alcohol. It bever goes bad, but if youre a reforming alkie you just pour it out immediately

[Anonymous No.13370132]

>>13367487
I haven't, but I've seen alcoholic bums wandering around the casino slot machines presumably looking for machines some alzheimers ridden boomer forgot to cash out and they'll drink the dregs of drinks someone left.

[Anonymous No.13370335]

>>13367963
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[Anonymous No.13370439]

>>13368691
>bus nuggies
Train tendies are the patrician choice.

[Anonymous No.13372110]

I actively tell my coworkers if they've got food they don't want to eat when done with lunch to give it to me.
I work at a rather prestigious software company and make 6 figures.
I don't give a fuck. Give me your left over chow mein, as long as you aren't drooling all over it that's free fuckin food.

[Anonymous No.13372203]

>>13368744
I am a Homo (sapien) uwu

>>13368754
yeah, I forgot the word for it okay.

[Anonymous No.13372212]

>>13369500
Olio. I regular pick up free food from people on that. you don't even need to install the app, you can just do it online.

[Anonymous No.13372303]

I've found that in front of my flat in Paris

[Anonymous No.13372381]

>>13372303
What is it? look like pile of constipatedpoop

[Anonymous No.13372400]

>>13372381
it's a ''pièce montée choux''

[Anonymous No.13372409]

>>13372400
why is it in a pizza box?

[Anonymous No.13372416]

>>13372409
no it's a ''patisserie'' box

[Anonymous No.13372552]

>>13370335
kek, well placed

[Anonymous No.13372576]

I found a candy bar that feel between the cracks of the seats a ferry I was on.

I ate it.

[Anonymous No.13372594]

>>13367638
I have experienced a found cake once myself.
It was at a Costco, in the parking lot under a cart.
I lured it into my car with pieces of plastic bag.

[Anonymous No.13372634]

I smoked a blunt roach I found once when I was 15. Took a scuffed up percocet i found on the street. Smoked found rolling tobacco

[Anonymous No.13372646]

>>13367948
Sounds like my uncle.

[Anonymous No.13372709]

>>13367487
I used to clean a company's office as a side job. Around late january I was taking the trash to the dumpster out back and found about a dozen of these holiday nut and candy sampler tins inside. They were all shrink wrapped and the dumpster was mostly used for paper and cardboard. I had snacks on hand for most of the year. Should really get back to poking around in office building dumpsters.

[Anonymous No.13372710]

>>13367487
Walking home from work the other night and there was a half drunken six pack of Rolling Rock sitting outside a restaurant.

3 free beers for me!

[Anonymous No.13372712]

>>13367487
I once found some donuts in a grocery store outside of the bakery section
I'm assuming someone pulled a slick one and hid the donut so they might eat it later or some shit--so I ate one

[Anonymous No.13372715]

>>13367580
Too proud?! Every single restaurant I've worked at, especially fine dining, the servers will eat leftovers right off of plates while taking it to dish.

[Anonymous No.13372717]

>>13367515
Good lad, fuck those birds.

[Anonymous No.13372732]

>>13367580
>>13372715
Every fine-dining establishment I've worked at, leftover food is an actual discipline problem.
That busboy you thought quit 6 months ago suddenly shows up from getting high in the water-heater closet to fight for his ramkin of carbonara.
If a square of tiramisu goes unclaimed, people won't be getting seated even during rush hour.

[Anonymous No.13372744]

God I'm literal garbage

>>13372634
I've done this, but also with tailor cigs. This was when I was unsuccessfully quitting tobacco, and I'd get super drunk and crave a smoke. Usually I have the ""decency"" to take it apart and roll a cigarette out of the 2nd hand tobacco.

>>13369721
I drink from open bottles too cuz I'm a piece of shit heh. I've drank the last swigs of way too many liquor/champagne/beer from bottles left on the street.

The last two times I remember was a half full mixed vodka drink someone left near my dorm, which sat there for about at least 5 hours before I picked it up. Kept the bottle for the bottle deposit.

The most recent time was finding a half-finished beer bottle near the student bar 1 minute from where I live. Brought it back and chugged it, and it started tasting a bit sweet towards the end.

There was a chewed up piece of gum left at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.13372755]

>>13367487
I don't want aids so no I don't put things in my body that I don't know who touched with their filthy diseased ridden bare hands. I used to get boneless wings from those grocery store self serve things but then someone posted that webm with the old guy and the soup and now I don't buy them anymore.

[Anonymous No.13372787]

>>13370092
even in fancy hotel rooms, you'd be surprised the number of richfags order an XL pizza only to eat one slice.
you never find food in cheapo backpacker dorms

[Anonymous No.13372790]

Tried a tiny apple from a tree today in a random field where I was wandering in. Had to wipe off the muck. It was absolutely delicious.

[Anonymous No.13372812]

>>13372790
hemispherelet detected

[Anonymous No.13372981]

>>13367842
Seek psychiatric help

[Anonymous No.13373109]

>>13369699
what do you guys do with fishing gear?

[Anonymous No.13373112]

>>13373109
No one must know

[Anonymous No.13373113]

>>13367515
Audible kek

[Anonymous No.13373159]

Oh yeah. I found a jar of candy in the streets. Sliced potato edges in a white Chinese take out contanoir. Found a whole pie and cake in the trash. Dates from a tree put those in my pockets til they were full. The list goes on.

[Anonymous No.13373210]

No but one time I found an ounce of really good weed and got really high for a while.

[Anonymous No.13373330]

I used to chew gum i found on the ground as a kid

[Anonymous No.13373542]

>>13367604
Owning a Honda Civic screams "I'm an underachieving homo."
It's why so many civic owners end up covering them in after-market bullshit. They're coping for their poor life choices.
The Integra was the patrician choice of the Honda line.
It's a shame that they stopped making it.

[Anonymous No.13373571]

>>13367487
no but once I found an opened pack of cigarettes someone dropped on a train seat with only one taken out and I took it

[Anonymous No.13373575]

>>13373542
modern ones seem pretty nice

[Anonymous No.13373584]

>>13367580
If I tried this I'd get the fucking boot

[Anonymous No.13373681]

>>13367516
Palm oil

[Anonymous No.13373706]

>>13367487
Only if it was sealed like chips or a bottle of soda that hasnt been opened.

[Anonymous No.13373733]

>>13367515
those birds were hungry you cunt

[Anonymous No.13373756]

I used to dumpster dive back in the day when I was broke and unemployed. Got some great hauls sometimes. Mostly it was just bread and sad vegetables but once there was a dozen dozen Stella Artois which were a little skunky but still drinkable. Another time was a four kilo tenderloin, I usually avoided the regular meat but it was vac packed and only expired that day

[Anonymous No.13374203]

Once ate from an opened pack of Red Vines at my secret smoke spot to check if they were fresh because I wanted to know how long ago they were left there. Felt like an animal tracker.

[Anonymous No.13374213]

>>13373733
Those birds need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get a job.

[Anonymous No.13374433]

>>13367487
I ate a sealed Pop-Tarts I found on some quarter machines

[Anonymous No.13374450]

>>13367487
I live in San Francisco, no way man

[Anonymous No.13374527]

For most of my highschool years i was broke, i would wait by the trash cans and grab food of of thier trays before they threw away their food. Half eaten sandwiches, pizza crusts and uneaten salads. so much salad. I have never been sick since then though

[Anonymous No.13374532]

at a county fair in rural Appalachia I ate a funnel cake off the ground

[Anonymous No.13374852]

>>13367487
I ate a roast chicken once that I found in a trolley in a corral. Evidently someone had forgotten it while loading their groceries. It was all still sealed in the bag and everything, still warm, quite legitimate. It was good eating.

[Anonymous No.13374905]

>>13367712
They know you're poor and are being nice.

[Anonymous No.13374954]

>>13367698
I can't understand wanting a slice of pie so bad you would risk being poisoned.

[Anonymous No.13374982]

>>13367487
I used to work at a baseball stadium and I cleaned the stands after games. They'd do school field trips sometimes and I'd find packaged food the kids didn't eat and take it home with me. The kids generally destroyed the place when they visited and didn't use the trash cans much so there was plenty in the stands to find.

[Anonymous No.13375065]

Found a whole big mac meal with fries in a garbage can outside McDonalds still warm, wasn't even hungry but you bet I ate that shit

Also half a stromboli I watched someone throw out at an Italian restaurant

[Anonymous No.13375207]

>>13373542
Retard detected. Hondas are all based for daily drivers.

[Anonymous No.13375217]

>>13372400
It's cream puffs you poof

[Anonymous No.13375228]

>>13373542
Integra was literally a Civic with a few irrelevant additions tacked on.

[Anonymous No.13375319]

>>13367487
Is that actually a thing?

[Anonymous No.13375511]

>>13369164
in a 90 degree car?
Oh yeah

[Anonymous No.13375540]

>>13367580
desu that's pretty based, it's retarded how much perfectly good food gets wasted at these places

[Anonymous No.13375547]

>>13375540
>dishwasher
>every time the chefs fuck up i get a plate of sides without the meat on it
>fuck yeah i eat that shit

[Anonymous No.13375566]

Was on a construction job site working and went into the porta potty and there was a box of donuts on the shelf. I began to eat half of one before I thought about how disgusting it was because the Mexicans can’t aim for the toilet so they shit all over

[Anonymous No.13375617]

>be me, senior in high school
>there’s a fake shooting threat during the 3rd lunch period
>this was like a week after Parkland, so even though the threat wasn’t credible, it was taken very seriously
>everyone evacuates, leaving their food behind
>my class had the 4th lunch period
>walk into a cafeteria with free food just sitting there
>lunch ladies are throwing some of it away
>gather as much food as I can and put it on my tray
>pizza, burgers, pb&j, milk cartons, etc.
>ate like a king that day
>handed some of it out to other students
>brought some home to eat later
Good times

[Anonymous No.13375711]

I once watched a boomer put away his shopping cart and drive away, forgetting that he had a 10 pack of Monster sitting in the bottom. I nabbed that immediately.

[Anonymous No.13375740]

>>13367487
I ate a tinfoil wrapped chicken sandwich from the trash in high school.

[Anonymous No.13375742]

[Anonymous No.13375951]

>>13372646
>...anon's uncle is French?
>...anon's uncle is a marketer?
>...anon's uncle does things well?
....ooooooo I C. nice

[Anonymous No.13376035]

>>13375065
I have always been introverted/ autistic, So most of the time i went to the cinema as a teenager it was with family / older brothers, except one time i actualy went out with a group my age, to my surprise, when the movie ended, they literally trowed the popcorn to the floors/ seats ON PORPUSE, i asked "WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?" and they said "we are not the ones who clean!"
from that moment many things started to make sense.

[Anonymous No.13376036]

>>13367638
>I pundit a cake
>you cant pind cake

[Anonymous No.13376041]

>>13376035
was meant for >>13374982

[Anonymous No.13376641]

>>13376035
that is one reason why Japan is more civilized than wherever you or I are from. The kids actually are the ones who clean

[Anonymous No.13376676]

>>13367515
And thus the die were cast, the wheels of fate set in motion

[Anonymous No.13376816]

>>13376676
that is a bit terrifying. Hopefully they were cast before that, and that episode was just a symptom

[Anonymous No.13376838]

Used to work as a dish wash. Lots of barely touched and returned meals. I would secretly keep the meals and take them home. Give zero fucks, 9/10 it's picky nigger women making a fuss to try and get a free meal anyway. No point letting it go to waste.

[Anonymous No.13376854]

I live in the burbs and I have a pretty big sweet tooth. I love Halloween, the day after I always find a ton of unopened candy everywhere.

[Anonymous No.13376997]

>>13369721
This just reminded me of some story a friend told me where the first time he tried dip he was at a party and he spat it into an empty beer bottle, and then some dude came along and exclaimed "Yo, someone didn't finish their beer" and proceeded to grab the bottle and drink all the dip and spit that was in it.

[Anonymous No.13377044]

>>13367515
Fuck those freeloading birds you did society a favor anon.

[Anonymous No.13377079]

>>13367487
I have found several unopened containers of spices and stuff like that in the shopping cart that I took at the grocery store or on the ground in the parking lot. I took them since they were unopened. I also found a can of bud light in the parking lot of some store that was unopened. I think I used it to make fish and chips. I definitely did not drink it. I don't think that I would ever eat some open shit like that, unless I was stranded in the woods for a month or some shit like that.

[Anonymous No.13377091]

>>13377079
>unopened
>open shit like that

[Anonymous No.13377117]

>>13377091
I meant to write that I wouldn't eat any opened shit that I found. Whoops.