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13352922 No.13352922 [Reply] [Original]

What are some good food pranks?

>> No.13352950

I make rice in chicken or beef broth and my vegetarian friends always ask me why the rice tastes so good lol

At a lot of parties there's a chili and a vegetarian chili. I always put a spoonfull or two of the chili con carne into the veggie chili

>> No.13353113

the smell of toothpaste gives it away

>> No.13353119

>>13352922
probably your cooking. Go cook for people.

>> No.13353272

>>13352922
Banana.
Hahahaha!

>> No.13353411
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>>13352922

>> No.13353426
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>invited to party
>hide can of cooking spray in oven
>next time friend pre-heats oven
BLAMO

>> No.13353534

>>13353411
What kind of scum would do this to a twix

>> No.13353575

>>13352922
shooting yourself in the head during christmas dinner.

>> No.13353602

>>13352922
>call the poison control center
Probably not the best prank. Try chocolate covered onions or somethin

>> No.13353612

>>13352922
Replace sugar in a recipe with an artifical sweetener that gives people diarrhea

>> No.13353726

>>13352950
hope they beat your fucking teeth done your throat

>> No.13353958
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>>13353726
Seething veganlet cucked by the chad omnivores yet again LMAO

>> No.13353990

>>13353958
>Omnivore
>Not being fully carnivorous
Meat is what allowed humans to maintain their big brains to begin with

>> No.13353995

>>13353990
Fake news

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>>13353726
can't fight the seether
are you foaming at the mouth, anon?

>> No.13354115

>>13352922
Offer a sandwich to somebody,then stab him.
Works every time.

>> No.13354119

>>13353726
And break their bones attacking the average omnivore?

>> No.13354124

>>13353958
Thats a small frog.

>> No.13354133

>>13354124
For you

>> No.13354144

Had a buddy that made a (his own) shit sandwich because someone at work kept stealing his lunch.

>> No.13354168
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>>13352922
I once made breakfast for my muslim wife, and used pork sausage instead of turkey. Honest injun

>> No.13354217

>>13352950
lmao stealing these pranks

>> No.13355480

>>13354144
street justice

>> No.13355491

>>13353602
What retard would eat two toothpaste oreos without noticing something's up by the first bite

>> No.13355502

>>13353990
>Meat is what allowed humans to maintain their big brains to begin with
Which explains why vegans are so fucking retarded.

>> No.13355517

Eat so much that you die and then your family will have to carry you out of your house and you'll be super heavy LMAO

>> No.13355544

>>13354168
Did you proceed to beat her for her insolence? I would suggest stoning her to death or at least throwing acid in her face for insulting allah. I mean you can always marry one of daughters if you've been cursed to have one. Once they turn 13 of course.

>> No.13355549

>>13352922
Me chinese
Me play joke
Me go pee pee in your coke

>> No.13355550

>>13352950
holy fucking based

>> No.13356277

>>13352950
LOL i do the same thing but with my shit lol i put shit into my friends food XD

>and they saye vegans are projecting their thinking on others

why are meateaters so offnded by people who don't want to eat dead animals?

>> No.13356283

my cat use to take in dead mouses and rats and i grind them down and making burgers to my parents, they think thhey eating pigs but they are eating mouse haha i troll them hard

>> No.13356386

>>13356283
Epic

>> No.13356601

>>13353726
>thinking vegans have the strength to punch anyone when they cant even open bottles of soylent

>> No.13356606
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>>13353958

>> No.13356838

>>13353411
>"We put these needles in this candy bar to show you the dangers of Halloween"
>"no, we haven't had any reports of people doing this"

>> No.13356844

>>13355549
>tfw you piss in your friend's coke but no one suspects you because you aren't Chinese
The perfect crime

>> No.13356854

>>13353990
The brain is 100% running on carbohydrates.

>> No.13357665

>>13354168
Nice larp, a Muslim woman is not allowed to marry a non Muslim you fucking dongus

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>>13352950
i do something similar, i use pork lard in food i make for my muslim friends

>> No.13357730

>>13352922
I find local Jews and offer them a free meal (knowing how greedy they are they always accept) and when we get to my place I gas them LMAO

>> No.13357732

>>13355491
most people eat oreos in one bite

>> No.13357750

>>13357720
>muslim friends
Disgusting.

>> No.13357751

>>13357750
wow racist much?

>> No.13357766

>>13357732
uh no?
everyone who isn't a complete sociopath pulls the sandwich apart, scrapes off the creme with teeth and then begrudgingly eat the awful cookie parts

>> No.13357779

>>13352950
Your actions speak for you, a small and angry man.

>> No.13357815

>>13352922
serve someone american food, then tell them it's edible

>> No.13359269
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>>13353726
Their bones would break, silly.

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>>13352922
This.

>> No.13359312

>>13352922
if someone ever did this to me id beat your fucking face in

>> No.13359324

>>13359312
as in, if ANYONE did this to me I'd beat YOUR face faggot OP

>> No.13359487

>>13352950
The funny thing is you’re doing a good thing for them

>> No.13359515

>>13352922
Don’t forget to give those Oreos to a homeless man so you can record his reaction and upload it to YouTube.

>> No.13359543

>>13352950
Doing God's work.

>> No.13359547

>>13352950
God knows they need those nutrients

>> No.13359618

>>13353726
so much for the tolerant left!

>> No.13359729

>>13353426
>just a prank bro
>wtf bro calm down, calm down no one died xD
>why u taking this so seriously xP

>> No.13359736

>>13357665
Yes they are. They don't even have to make their husband convert. All that is required is that she raises her children Muslim. A Muslim man, however, must have his wife convert before he can marry her.

>> No.13359775

>>13359736
What western kaffir bullshit is this

>> No.13359792

>>13353575
That is best prank. Also extra points for blaming some family member for it. And spraying Christmas tree with your brains.

>> No.13359799

>>13355502
I just have a question:
They are retarded because they are vegan,
Or they are vegan because they are retarded.

>> No.13359820

>>13353534
old Chinese lady did this to strawberrys in my town
who knows, maybe some chinks started up a rival strawberry business

>> No.13359826

>>13357720
If I recall correctly, it's only dietary law-breaking if a muslim consciously chooses to eat pork.
So you're basically not harming anyone.

>> No.13359843

>>13352950
devillish

>> No.13359911

>>13359736
You have no idea what you're talking about. The Quran clearly states that a muslim man can marry a christian or a jewish woman, but it is absolutely forbidden for a muslim woman to marry an infidel.

>> No.13359919

>>13359911
So basically they were the seething incels of biblical times?

>> No.13359922

one time my friends and I put a bottle of laxative in a glass, like an entire bottle, and then topped it with whipped cream and sprinkles
we then called another kid to come over and told him it was a milkshake

he drank the entire thing. Then a short while later we were just hanging out and his head perked up "I gotta go" and he ran out the door to his house. Didn't see him for a very long time after that.

>> No.13359959

>>13352950
fiend

>> No.13359973

>>13359826
You are correct, it's also acceptable for a muslim to eat pork if he's forced to or if pork is his only available food source and not eating it would result in him starving to death.

>> No.13360003

>>13359919
Why are infidels so stupid bros

>> No.13360048

>>13353411
Hospital near me offered to x-ray kid's candy on year because of this meme.

>> No.13360104

>>13360003
>muh sky daddy said no sorry i cant marry you
But apparently they can suckfuck you to escape goatfuckistan! Take for example the Belgian man who fucked nearly 100 hijabed whores, took videos of it, had pictures of them with cum on their face, drinking his piss, etc. His secret?
>yeah i'll totally take you with me back to Europe dumb muzzie i met 5 mins ago lmao

Then of course if they called the police they were arrested because porn is illegal. Others were honor killed by their family. Really, the religion of peace is one big incel cope and it doesn't even work.

>> No.13360115

>>13356606
k e K that is so fucking tiny

>> No.13360136

>>13352950
>At a lot of parties there's a chili and a vegetarian chili
What kinda parties are you going to, grandma?

>> No.13360151

>>13360104

Wew lad. Pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.13360167

Pranks in general are pretty juvenile so I steer clear as a rule. There's only one I pulled on a gf.

>>13352922
Made vegemite toast as usual, buttered the under-side with wasabi. She held it by the edges as you do and bit into it and got wasabi instead of vegemite. It took some time for her to forgive me.

>>13359283
I was going to post that, thanks for saving me the trouble.

>> No.13360170

>>13360151
Dude, not even that anon but 10 seconds on google will find it for you, it was all over everywhere when it got out.

>> No.13360422

>>13356606
i actually laughed at this shit lol

>> No.13360430

>>13352922
>What are some good food pranks?
I like to give white vegan losers pork and other meats and tell them it's Chinese wheat gluten and 100% vegan.

There's just something very satisfying about watching an ignorant white vegan happily eat pork and think it's the best thing they've ever had. lol

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>>13359919

>> No.13360808

>>13360151
its real
muslim women run from their men faster than chinese women

>> No.13360889

>>13360048
"Hey parents, come and pay thousands of dollars to have us irradiate your kids sweets!"

>> No.13360900

>>13353726
You don't have the necessary muscle mass, herbivore.

>> No.13360912

>>13352950
b-b-b-BAAAASED

>> No.13360919

>>13359919
>Quran
>Biblical times
Anon...

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>>13353995
>>13356854
>the brain isn’t made of fats and brotons

>> No.13361688

>>13352950
based and redmeat pilled

>> No.13361889

>>13352950
You sir, are a special kind of based