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Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:30:20 2019 No.13349883 [Reply] [Original]

My wife is convinced that Impossible Whoppers are actually standard beef Whoppers with different packaging. Prove her wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:33:51 2019 No.13349894 >>13349883 That would be very illegal and would tank the company when (not if) found out. It's just that regular whoppers already tasted like greasy cardboard so fake meat is no different either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:34:42 2019 No.13349895 >>13349883 I'm vegetarian, and the last time I accidentally ate meat I threw up for like 30 minutes. Its made from plants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:36:30 2019 No.13349901 >>13349895 this. I haven't had meat in so long my body will literally reject it

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:20:21 2019 No.13350101

She's right in a sense though. They are indistinguishable from regular beef other than they have less oil on their surface. This is good though because the meat tastes a lot better during each bite rather than only on the initial bites. I order them every time and I'm not even a vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:21:37 2019 No.13350111 >>13349883 Might be time to take her out to a field in Oregon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:33:18 2019 No.13350171 File: 29 KB, 657x527, 48451568974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >another impossible whopper thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 01:41:46 2019 No.13350408 tastes like burnt peas. fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 02:22:47 2019 No.13350516 >>13350408 That says a lot about meat considering it tastes better tha meat

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 04:30:07 2019 No.13350840

>>13350171
>when you realize the beef market is about to tank and then never recover and the real reason they push this shit isnt because of veganism but because its going to be literally cheaper to feed you processed vegetable-based dog food than regular real meat.

same reason they want you to eat bugs. Easier and cheaper to control at every level: production, processing, distribution. A centralized food system composed of garbage, presented to you in an eco-friendly package so you will feel guilty for not loving it. Eat the bugs. Live in the pod. Accept the microgrid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 04:39:43 2019 No.13350861 >>13349883 Your wife is right, it's no secret that BK burgers were 75% soy to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 04:56:40 2019 No.13350909 >>13349883 well since there is no real meat in either she's probably right

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 04:58:02 2019 No.13350911

>>13350840
A truly frightening scenario. A dark future.

I can imagine the day men are force to eat these sludge products, but how is it that some people voluntarily consume these cancer patties today?

(Ultra-processed artificial foods are the highest indicated risk for cancer causing foods)

Now two vegan leaders (popper and Khan) have admitted this but only vaguely, not specifically)

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 06:58:05 2019 No.13351178

>>13349895
>>13349901
You people are full of shit. In college I used to mix meat juice from steaks or bacon grease into the vegan food I cooked for my fraternity mates, and those fuckers gobbled that shit down like a starving Somalian that has been taken to an all you can eat buffet by some humanitarian aid organization.

Just like you they also claimed to get sick if they eat meat, but that is a dirty lie since they devoured my food and complimented me on my cooking skills. They still bug me to this day to get me to share my secret recipes, but I will never tell and claim im not sharing because one day I will open a vegan restaurant and those recipes will make me a fortune!

>Tl/dr vegans are lying scum and love eating meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 07:06:51 2019 No.13351197 >>13349883 I was in ausfailia and tried the Rebel Whopper and it was ok, I wouldn't know it wasn't meat by the taste but it does look like a vegie burger once you bite into it.

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 07:16:05 2019 No.13351219

>>13350840
Years of unrestrained capitalism made it this way. Big trucks, big open fields, sprawling cities, giant TVs, cheap shoes, the ability to travel anywhere. This is the shining city on a hill that most of you wanted. You made your bed. Now those same forces are going to exploit you past your line in the sand and there's nobody to stop them because anyone who tried to before was shot down and called a traitor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 07:18:41 2019 No.13351224 >>13351197 to be fair all hungry jacks products in Australia taste like cardboard

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 07:23:47 2019 No.13351233 >>13349883 OP you're a faggot, your wife isn't real

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 09:36:01 2019 No.13351563 >>13350911 I guarantee you eat doritos and mountain dew every single day based on how little you understand the world around you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 09:56:04 2019 No.13351602 >>13350840 Only a tiny bit more disgusting than eating the meat of animals that live their whole cramped lives in their own filth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 10:08:36 2019 No.13351621 >>13349901 Imagine being this gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 10:56:52 2019 No.13351747 >>13349895 >>13349901 this, I also get a headache when someone puts in msg in the food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 11:16:04 2019 No.13351793 Impossible burgers are better than meat burgers in every way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 11:17:10 2019 No.13351797 >>13349894 >>13349895 >>13349901 Fun fact: it's literally done on the same fucking broiler, retards. You're consuming beef byproduct every time you eat an Impossible Whopper. You're dumber than fucking niggers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:08:24 2019 No.13352153 File: 81 KB, 610x780, 151026-IARC-Meat-rating-TWITTER.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13350911 >cancer patties Oh the irons

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:11:05 2019 No.13352163 Do white people tastelets have such sitty sense of taste that they can't even tell the difference between a processed bean patty vs. real beef??? lol

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:11:35 2019 No.13352165

>>13351797
>broiler
https://youtu.be/ng4C2HMH664
I work at Burger King. They make us scrape the conveyer before we put them down. It's literally on the website. Lying about something you know nothing about only makes people prone to believing what you are against retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:12:55 2019 No.13352171 >>13352165 HURR DURR I SCRAPE CONVEYOR HURR DURR I THINK MY OPINION MATTERS eat shit and die retarded wagecuck and stop defending your shitty company day of the golden arches soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:14:10 2019 No.13352183 >>13352171 >proven wrong >has a metal retardation meltdown Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:14:17 2019 No.13352184 >>13352163 >Do white people tastelets have such sitty sense of taste that they can't even tell the difference between a processed bean patty vs. real beef??? White tastelets think boiled chicken is a "dish" so this doesn't surprise me.

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:15:22 2019 No.13352192

>>13352163
>Do white people tastelets have such sitty sense of taste that they can't even tell the difference between a processed bean patty vs. real beef???

No, of course we can tell the difference. The only people pretending that bean patties taste like beef are liars with pushing an agenda.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:16:11 2019 No.13352196 >>13352171 >stop defending your shitty company >day of the golden arches Stop promoting your shitty company

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:16:26 2019 No.13352198 >>13352192 Exactly. The Impossible Whopper tastes much, much better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:17:39 2019 No.13352204 >>13352163 Nobody actually thinks bean patties taste good. They're trying to brainwash you into joining their vegan cult, that's all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:18:46 2019 No.13352211 >>13352163 White people are lame as shit when it comes to food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:22:18 2019 No.13352232 File: 23 KB, 236x299, White People Mistakes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13352163 What do you expect from the people who "invented" and love fake over-processed cheese.

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:25:29 2019 No.13352248

>>13352204
https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/national-international/plant-based-meat-soy-lentil-green-vegetables/217819/
Plant-Based Meat Sales Rise, Fueled by Carnivores
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/28/impossible-whopper-boosted-burger-king-traffic-by-18percent-report-says.html
Impossible Whopper boosted Burger King traffic by 18%, report says

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:27:59 2019 No.13352260 >>13352165 >They make us scrape the conveyer before we put them down. i'm totally sure that happens every time, especially during lunch rush

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:28:11 2019 No.13352263

>>13352163
Whites value heath more than taste or flavor, which is why they convince themselves their shitty cooking tastes good.

Most other cultures eat good food because it fucking tastes good. Not to virtue signal or some other beta neurotic behavior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:29:29 2019 No.13352265 >>13352263 >being healthy is virtue signaling No, i just like to be active and not eat 5000 calories every meal, fatass

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:29:35 2019 No.13352267

>>13352183
>Source:I work at Burger King, trust me guise!"
Even if that were true, unless you scrub down the grill to remove any trace grease, which I highly doubt, you're still going to end up with at least a bit of fat from cooking it
If you said you had a separate section of grill exclusively for impossible patties, I might have believed you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:30:04 2019 No.13352270 >>13352204 i make some breddy good black bean patties, i use egg get the constancy right and ham flavoring to make them taste good

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:32:19 2019 No.13352282 >>13352263 >Most other cultures eat good food because it fucking tastes good Most other cultures don't get to eat food regularly

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:32:52 2019 No.13352290 >>13352263 Why are white people so lame & mentally deficient?

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:34:55 2019 No.13352297
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>>13352265
> believes that overprocessed chemical bean patties filled with processed fats is actually good for them

lollolol

If you want to be healthy, just eat actual fruit or real foods instead of this cancerous processed protein paste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:36:16 2019 No.13352302 File: 8 KB, 350x230, African American Obesity Out Of Control.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13352265 > eating at Burger King is "healthy" lol. this is why you american niggers are all morbidly obese

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