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I just wanted to share this Master Chef skills.

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>>13333661

I'd like to put his head in a similar device.

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>> No.13333679

All hail, the king of /ck/!

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>> No.13333692

Can anybody here tell me what's wrong with him? How does he do what he does?

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>>13333661
Doesn't even take the sticker off the apple.

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>>13333693
why tho?

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>>13333977
That's where all the proteins at.

>> No.13334037

Will he survive his next stroke?

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>>13333692
He's low IQ, clearly

>> No.13334135

>>13333977
Plus he doesn't even push down after the first thrust. Is this guy real? Is he retarded or is it just his schtick,?

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>>13334135
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to cut the apple in half first and put each half in the slots. That's why it's not slicing an entire apple.

>> No.13334184

>>13333663
I'd eat it. Probably tasty.

>> No.13334189

>>13334021
he tried to cut a wooden spoon to test a ceramic knife. it cracked, and then he tried with a normal knife.

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>>13333661
I love how he leaves the sticker on the apple.

>> No.13334194

>>13333702
not jack, it's joey (joey's world tour) doing philly cheese chili dog.
you should always check webms for the scalfani signet ring

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>>13333737
is this cooking?

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>>13333702
>two hotdogs on a single bun
Somebody stop this madman!

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>>13334189
i really have to believe that he is just playing dumb. i couldnt cope with life, knowing there are creatures this dumb with a right to vote

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>>13333714
Is that charcoal?!

>> No.13334383

>>13333737
I'd eat it. At least it doesn't have fucking ramen in it.

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>>13333754
Heroic if he ate all of that.

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>>13333702
Cant pick up or chew threw in one bite..... Great portable meat tube snack!

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>>13334017
this can't be real

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>>13334017
>fucking pull your Mortal Kombat knife towards your vital organs

I'm surprised the grease is what ended up getting him in the end. This guy should have accidentally killed himself years ago. AND by shear luck, he's still here, albeit one armed.

>> No.13336087

I rerely come to /ck/, but when I do its 99% looking at these webm's again. Does he have any new stuff?

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>>13333775
I bet it's good

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>>13334135
He's had several strokes.