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your thoughts on bagel sandwiches?

>> No.13333638

>>13333629
Wow it looks like a roasty and the bite out of it is palpable imagery for what a nonvirgin girl is like 10/10

>> No.13333642

>>13333629
hahahaha a poosy

>> No.13333643

OH FUCK IM GONNA FUCKING UH COOOOOOOOOM

Damn...

>> No.13333651

hey man can i borrow ur sandwich for like 3.5 mins

>> No.13333687

pointless.

>> No.13333761

>>13333629
>i'm ready to settle down

>> No.13333806

what does pussy taste like?

no memeing

>> No.13334000

>>13333806
Tastes better than it smells.

>> No.13334023

>>13334000
Some pussies smell pretty nice.

>> No.13334028

i actually thought it looked more like the tip of a penis

>> No.13334039
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13334039

For me, it's the Steak Egg and Cheese Bagel at McDonald's®

>> No.13334051

>>13333806
Nothing

>> No.13334055

>>13333806
eating pussy is for cucks that have premature ejaculation.

>> No.13334152

>>13334023
Most don't.

>> No.13334153

>>13333629
>I’m ready to settle down

>> No.13334224

>>13334055
thank you for confirming your virginity

>> No.13334242

>>13334224
lmfao only cucks and lesbians are gay enough to eat pussy

>> No.13334248

>>13334242
>doubling down on his virginity
you're not helping yourself Billy

>> No.13334249

>>13334152
Most do. You're either a virgin or a closet homosexual.

>> No.13334251

>>13334248
t.cuck

>> No.13334253

>>13333806
I wouldn't know, I don't have a small penis.

>> No.13334259

>>13334251
>muh cuck
2d will never replace a pussy loser

>> No.13334266

>>13334259
lmfao at this roastie mad because no one eats her sweaty, festering axe wound.

>> No.13334319

Im for them but has to be mini bagel sandwiches

>> No.13334320

>>13333629
I'm gay but if vaginas looked like this bagel I would be straight

>> No.13334399
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>>13334249
Whiteknight or roastie? Young boys are so feminized these days it's hard to tell.

>> No.13334486

>>13333629
Desu, I actually like bagel sammies. Just throw an egg, and some sausage/bacon on it and wa la

>> No.13334500

>>13333806
Unironic answer is sweat and lady musk mixed with another indescribable flavor

>> No.13334547

>>13333806
If she takes care of it, the best taste in the world; if she doesn't, bad cottage cheese.

>> No.13334756

>>13333629
Bagels have a very, very limited culinary use, and in that narrow window they are excellent.

>> No.13334759

>>13334028
you should ask yourself some deep questions anon

>> No.13334847

>>13333806
armpit

>> No.13334850

>>13333629
This confuses the janny

>> No.13334929

>>13333806
I rather not risk getting mouth cancer from eating pussy

>> No.13334944

>>13334055
eating pussy's great. you sound like a twitchy gay desu

>> No.13334949

I don't eat bread because it makes me fat.

>> No.13334964

>>13334500
>lady musk
Huh?

>> No.13334972

>>13334964
Lady musk is like guy BO I suppose, hard to describe but some girls smell amazing

>> No.13334990

>>13334055
premature ejaculation is feminist myth to emasculate men, whenever a man comes whether its 20 seconds or 20 minutes into the deed,that's the right time. No time is premature.

>> No.13335005

>>13333629
seems like meat with bagel gluten would be hard to digest

>> No.13335016

>>13334990
Ejaculating quickly makes the experience worse as a man. It's like the difference between one orgasm and multiple orgasms for a woman

>> No.13335024

>>13333806
I only eat ass, but even that I rarely do.

>> No.13335041

>>13334990
A man cums precisely when he means to

>> No.13335046

>>13334055
Ask me how I know you've never pleased a woman before.
There's something contenting about pleasuring a woman and ensuring her climax that you will never be able to feel.
I pity you for not being a labia lover

>> No.13335048

>>13334320
>>13334320
t. roastie

>> No.13335049

>>13335041
>>13335024
>>13335016
>>13334990
So uh... Bagels, huh?

>> No.13335053

>>13333806
if it's clean, maaaybe slightly salty or vinegary but still good. the pheromones you sniff up completely take over.

>> No.13335072
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>>13333629
It look like pusy

>> No.13335092

>>13335016
the female orgasm is a myth. ejaculating quickly for men is peak efficiency not to mention based as hell.

>> No.13335102

>>13335092
That's not even what he means. A longer build up to male orgasm results in a stronger male orgasm. The fact that you haven't noticed this for yourself says a lot about you.

>> No.13335111

My god, I really do just hate women

>> No.13335113

>>13333806
Disgusting, like metal, salt and flesh, or a cut.

>> No.13335160

>>13335113
Cock sucking faggot detected

>> No.13335191

>>13333629
They make for tasty sandwiches, the chewy texture is nice. Extra points for everything

>> No.13335540

>>13335102
yeah it says I am not a disgusting coom-brain like you. I a a busy man with social obligations and things which require my attention I like to get in and get out whereas you are clearly an effete dandy with nothing better to do than dilly dally in a woman's puss all day.

>> No.13335621

>>13335160
you're a degenerate
your tongue wasn't designed to go anywhere near a vagina
literal blood and piss and sweat and other bacteria ridden fluids come from there you fucking pig (and no, i don't care how well it's cleaned. it's still abnormal.)

>> No.13336026

>>13334500
>another indescribable flavor
Anon I...

>> No.13336124

>>13334500
i concur

>> No.13336130

>>13335621
tastes good and makes your girl cum which benefits you also, have sex

>> No.13336240
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>>13334990
>A man is never late, nor is he early, he cums precisely when he means to.

>> No.13336296

>>13334500
Salty coins and milk.

>> No.13336298

>>13335049
For me its the mcpussy.

>> No.13336301

>>13335102
Sometimes if ive been a good boy i take an extra 10 minutes when im spanking it.
The difference is palpable and measurable in weight.

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>>13335540
Lol dilly dally in a womans pusspuss all day. Never has fucking a woman sounded so gay.