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>Low calorie
>You don't have to pretend to like the flavor
Yeah I'm done with beer for good

>> No.13313801
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>>13313777

>> No.13313855

>>13313777
You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.13313897

>>13313777
Cringe

>> No.13313901

>Drinking alcohol

>> No.13314031

I bought that for my wife recently.

>> No.13314129

>>13313777
I wanted to try these to see what the hype was about but I’m like double digits sober for the first time in a very long time, so maybe in the next life

>> No.13314181
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Jew Claws

>> No.13314191

why get drunk in the first place? sober life is already extremely wild as it is. drugs just make things worse.

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>> No.13314219

>>13313777
>He pretends to like stuff to fit in
What a faggot, haha

>> No.13314259

>>13314191
Based and Seneca pilled.

>> No.13314355

In a year this will be linked to men developing titties. Screencap this.

>> No.13314370

>>13314355
So just like beer, you mean?

>> No.13314463

>>13314370
It's going to make beer titties look like the first week of female puberty.

>> No.13314467
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*sips*

>> No.13314470

>>13314191
must
be
nice

>> No.13314473

Why the fuck do viral marketers look at a barely active, vitriolic, contrarian shithole like /ck/ and think "yep, this is where we need to shill our product." Threads don't even get double digit # of posters unless someone starts a retarded argument based on a sitcom-level wacky misunderstanding.
I don't want to purchase your product. No solicitations.

>> No.13314474

>>13314470
no actually, it isn't. having to deal with the life i live sober tends to be extremely difficult at times. being able to get drunk and forget about everything constantly would make things a lot easier but nothing of value is earned or learned by taking shortcuts in life.

>> No.13314865

>>13313777

this shit is ridiculously overpriced, just buy a bottle of vodka, a bottle of plain seltzer, and a couple of limes or cherries or whatever. make the same exact thing yousrelf for 3% the cost with zero effort

>> No.13316577

Me too.
I lost 5 pounds replacing beer for it

>> No.13316585

What the fuck is hard seltzer? Is it like a vodka and tonic for plebes?

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>*sips*

>> No.13316970

>>13316585
No, I think it's actually fermented.

>> No.13316977

>>13314473
Because maybe it's all in your fucking head and people are genuinely making threads about things they're interested in
Do you see threads about cooking duck and go "THIS MUST BE A FUCKING SHILL CAMPAIGN FROM THE DUCK INDUSTRY

>> No.13317363

>>13316970
All alcohol is fermented

>> No.13317369

>>13317363
yeah except one that's distilled

>> No.13317570

>>13317369
it gets fermented then distilled
fermentation creates the alcohol

>> No.13317593

>>13317570
what the fuck but I'm against fermentation, I hate it on principle

>> No.13317611

>>13317593
the only alcohol which isn't made from fermentation of sugars is industrial grade shite produced by reacting very hot steam with ethene gas, extracted from crude oil. its only used in industrial solvents

>> No.13317612

>>13314865
This. I'll drop 2-4 ounces of everclear into one liter of polar seltzer depending on my mood and it's great, not to mention cheap. It goes down easy, doesn't bloat like beer and no hangover.

>> No.13317650

>>13314474
It's called having fun, ya fucking autist

>> No.13317664

>>13314473
>Threads don't even get double digit # of posters unless someone starts a retarded argument based on a sitcom-level wacky misunderstanding.
This is so true and I hate it.
Though I'm not entirely sure the viral marketing on /ck/ is from companies shilling their own products, because it seems equally as likely that these people really are dumb enough to constantly post about their favorite fast food brands on a board intended for cooking. I wish this was more than a fast food/frozen dinner board.

>> No.13317833

Posted this in the last whiteclaw thread. If you're a daily beer drinker, and want to shed some of those belly carbs, switch to these. My gut dissapeared after 2 weeks. I'm in shape, but just had that small kinda beer dad gut.
Mango best flavor.

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>>13317833
>belly carbs

>> No.13317847

>>13314474
>having to deal with the life i live sober tends to be extremely difficult at times
Thats fucking sad, are you literally retarded?

>> No.13317856

>>13314474
>being able to get drunk and forget about everything constantly
Do you genuinely think most people who drink are one, constantly really fucking drunk, and two forgetting things?

Like drinking enough to black out is pretty extreme, and even then its very temporary

>> No.13317860

imagine being such a sugar addict kiddie that you don't like the taste of beer

>> No.13317890

>>13316977
This

>> No.13317910

>>13313801
This is incorrect. Soyboys actually hate claws b/c they aren’t triple IPA microbrews. They’ll rib on chads for drinking them instead of “real mans drink” as a cope, such as what you’re doing now.

>> No.13318092

>>13317860
>sugar addict
>White Claw
??? ????
??????

>> No.13318106

Tried a few of these, maybe my taste buds are fucked up but it tastes like a carbonated smartwater laced with alcohol

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>>13317910
>n-no s-soyboys dont a-actually like them!!

>> No.13318122

>>13317860
Lots of beer is sweeter than white claw

>> No.13318180

>>13318112
>get blasted in an anonymous exchange
>embarrassment overwhelms your sense of not-continuing-to-post-and-looking-worse
That anonymous's post was amusing, but now you're just protesting too much.

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>NOOOOOO I CANT DRINK BEER IT WILL EXACERBATE MY SOIGUT SINCE I DONT EXERCISE

>> No.13318327

>>13314191
Based.

>> No.13318341

>>13314473
You either have no concept of the massive wealth and power behind Big Mallard, or you work for them.

>> No.13318342

>>13314191
i know you're an amerilard or northern european because those faggots are the only ones who dont seem to understand the concept of moderate drinking

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>2019
>Drinking effeminate vodka sodas and puffing on Juuls
>Not drinking gin and tonic and smoking cannabis

>> No.13319547

>>13314467
Label is too wordy.
>High noon sun sips vodka & soda grapefruit
Yeah, nah not bringing a case of those to a party.

>> No.13319553

>>13317369
>yeah except one that's distilled
Hahahaha. You serious?

>> No.13319565

>>13314473

nobody shills on /ck/. regular people just make threads of their own volition, you fucking moron.

nobody fucking shills. you're paranoid and gullible.

>> No.13320012

>>13318373
>Not taking gin shots and chasing it with white claw

>> No.13320018

>>13320012
>chasing gin shots

>> No.13320021

>>13314473
>>13316977
>>13317664
>>13319565
You're literally all wrong, it's ironic shill threads made by people who want to troll the board into hating something. See: the Jollibee threads

>> No.13320120

>>13320018
>taking shots of high quality gin

>> No.13320124

>>13319565
We used to have sip threads until the redcucks overran the place and mods shut everything down

>> No.13320126

>>13320120
Warm well gin is the best shot.

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This stuff is really good too.

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BABY YEED DRINKING WHITE CLAW

>> No.13322044

Bored of the flavors already, waiting for lemon lime or dragonfruit.

>> No.13322081

I want to start drinking these because beer is the main reason I stay fat but I also don't want to look like a fag buying them. What do?
Don't suggest mixing my own. I have little to no impulse control and a minor alcohol addiction so that will just result in me drinking way too much straight liquor.

>> No.13322197

>>13322081
Buy it.
I lost pounds by doing and it's trendy to normalfags (except to the flyover redneck types).

>> No.13322246

>>13313777
those things are expensive af for what they are. may as well just buy la croix and vodka, and mix them.

>> No.13322256

>>13322081
would you rather be a fat fuck or look like a bit of a fag every now and then

>> No.13322395

>>13322256
I suppose I could buy them out of town and I'd be set.

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>>13314191
>sober life is already extremely wild as it is. drugs just make things worse
When I'm sober (and I have gone a year sober just to see what it's like) I pretty much always come extremely close to killing myself. Ended up in the psych ward last time. Mental illness completely fucks your life more than any drug or alcohol. When I drink, I am content and at peace and happy. When I'm sober I am miserable and I am a nihilist. The funny thing is that it's when I'm drinking I actually better myself. I work out and go to a bouldering gym. When I'm sober I don't even leave my room and don't give a shit about anything.

>> No.13322489

>>13314129
recently made it to the triple digits here for the first time in years and I only found out about this after getting sober. good luck anon

>> No.13322495

>>13314181
incompetent anti-semites lol

>> No.13322498

>>13316597
I'll need a twitter handle

>> No.13322506

>>13322498
I'm an idiot