she made you winter veg noodle soup AGAIN

[Anonymous No.13300353]

what do you say/do?

[Anonymous No.13300357]

>>13300353
Thank her and then hug her, whispering into her ear that I love her and am grateful to have her in my life.

[Anonymous No.13300361]

>>13300353
Beat her since there is no meat in the soup

[Anonymous No.13300366]

>>13300353
>come back home shoveling snow all morning
>feet wet and cold.
>take a hot shower
>sit in jammies in front of the tv with a warm blanket
>gf brings some hot soup

[Anonymous No.13300368]

>>13300361
you've only just moved in together, budgets are tight, she did what she could with what she had. her eyes water as your hand lands on her body, she's used to it but it still hurts every time. physically sure, but each blow add a crack to her heart.

[Anonymous No.13300372]

>>13300368
>moved in together
Hit the dumb bitch harder since she is living in MY house that I paid by myself. Stupid woman can't even get a little meat to put in the soup.

[Anonymous No.13300378]

>>13300357
she beams at you and kissed you on the cheeks, near the corner of your mouth. she says she was worried you're sick and tired of noodle soup already, but reassures you now that you guys have some money saved up she'll make you a treat (but not too extravagant!) next weekend.

she says she tried to change up the spices and hope that you like it as she cuddles your back with her arms around your waist as you ladle out the noodle soup.

[Anonymous No.13300383]

>>13300353
looks like some pretty good soup desu

[Anonymous No.13300388]

>>13300366
>gf join you in jammies and asks about your day
>you tell her some mundane story about this dog that nearly slipped on the ice
>she's giggling not because of the story but because you're the one telling it
>the glow of the tv seems warmer tonight

[Anonymous No.13300411]

>>13300372
the glitter in her eyes from when she first met you are gone. not that you can see it with her arms shielding her face. she apologises between dry sobs, neither of you really knows what she is apologizing for but it's definitely not the missing meat.

[Anonymous No.13300416]

>>13300383
it was ok fampai.

[Anonymous No.13300442]

I would kiss her on the forehead, thank her for making dinner for me, ask her about her day and sit down at the table and eat soup with her.

[Anonymous No.13300495]

>>13300442
she tells you a cute little story about a funny thing that happened at work, it's not that funny but watching her glow and seeing the smile spreading to the corner of her eyes feel contagious and you find yourself chuckling along to the story. the soup is simple but savoury and filling and oh so comforting. you feel grounded and alive.

[Anonymous No.13300506]

>>13300353
Thanks, beautiful. This is delicious, love.

[Anonymous No.13300512]

>>13300378
>>13300388
>>13300411
>>13300495
>/ck/ - writing prompts / romance

[Anonymous No.13300520]

>>13300353
I kiss her and start touching her at intimate places.

[Anonymous No.13300533]

>>13300378
my husband did this earlier while i was cooking
he moved up to canada for me and he was feeling homesick since it's American thanksgiving
i made a cheesy veggie casserole, roasted garlic mashed potatoes, and a maple-galzed ham to cheer him up
it worked
i love him so much and being able to make him happy with my cooking feels amazing

[Anonymous No.13300535]

>>13300533

Where the fuck do you even find girls like this

inb4
>Not a girl

[Anonymous No.13300536]

>>13300506
I'm glad you like it honey :) Can you help me light the log fire after? It's chilly tonight.

[Anonymous No.13300540]

>>13300535
Prepare for disappointment

[Anonymous No.13300545]

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y5Ufej98vc

[Anonymous No.13300547]

>>13300545
Gr8 song i crey evrytiem but this song is more accurate for me and the hubby
https://youtu.be/nVAgMvGWWpI

[Anonymous No.13300578]

>>13300520
she's flushed as you pull away from the kiss, her lips are red and glisten from the wet pressure of the kiss. she is noncommittal as she says the soup will get cold, contradicting that lustful gaze which say take me right here and now. the noodle soup will get soggy but you can always blend it into a smooth soup after...

[Anonymous No.13300594]

>>13300578
Choose your own adventure
soup or sex

[Anonymous No.13300606]

>>13300357

Based and wholesome pilled

[Anonymous No.13300616]

what does soup feel like bros?

[Anonymous No.13300657]

>>13300578
Please stop writing, you're making me depressed.

[Anonymous No.13300668]

>>13300353
Why would I let her do the cooking? Women deserve to be pampered. I'd be doing most of the cooking, plus putting food on the table.

[Anonymous No.13300671]

>>13300512
one could assume a high class hobby such as the culinary arts would crossover with the high class literature hobby

[Anonymous No.13300675]

>>13300668
That right?

[Anonymous No.13300710]

>>13300353
>kiss her and thank her
>puts hand down her pants, inserts finger in her asshole
>removes hand and sniffs it

[Anonymous No.13300715]

>>13300616
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NjhHZobV-lM

>>13300657
I'm sorry bro. here, let's have some orange together bro.

[Anonymous No.13300750]

>>13300353
Thank you for the soup. I'm still not going to fuck you though, mom.

[Anonymous No.13300755]

>>13300668
>thinking cooking is a chore to be spared from
>not let your girl have fun cooking to her heart's desire, letting her make a massive mess in the kitchen creating some tasty crazy experimental fare, then pampering her by doing the clean up after the meal
>forcing your tastes on her by cooking for her all the time
b-based and incel-pilled

[Anonymous No.13300758]

White women are the most fucking useless & entitled people on this planet.

white cunts are the absolute worst

[Anonymous No.13300760]

>>13300755
What kind of next level projection is this

[Anonymous No.13300765]

>>13300675
i unironically prefer her without makeup
tho the makeup is pretty impressive at concealing her acne

[Anonymous No.13300771]

>>13300765
As do I, but we live in a society plagued by advertising and all that.

[SrGrafo No.13300778]

>>13300765
>>13300771
incels

[Anonymous No.13300783]

>>13300778
Ok, tripnigger.

[Anonymous No.13300787]

>>13300765

She really needs to do something about the acne but I would too if she wasn't completely pizza faced.

[Anonymous No.13300802]

>>13300750
she doesn't want to fuck you, she wants you to grow up into a self-sufficient, well-liked person who contributes to society. there's no manual to raising a successful child so she's figuring it out as she goes along. she's not the brightest bulb and doesn't always gets it right but she tries.

she worries about your lack of care for yourself. one of her friends sent her a thing on facebook about vitamins from veg helping with depression in the winter or something, so she makes this for you once a week. she cares for you, even if you're a frogposter.

[SrGrafo No.13300835]

>>13300783
racist incel fuck off back
to >>>/pol/
btw
i'm not a tripchad

[Anonymous No.13300838]

i kiss her on the forehead and eat that veg soup, afterward i take the cake that were cooking in the oven and we watch tv while eating an Apple crumble

[Anonymous No.13300847]

>>13300783
>he doesn’t know what a trip is
Lurk moar, newfag.

[Anonymous No.13300849]

>>13300835
>>13300847
Really doesn't matter whether you're a tripnigger or a namefag, essentially the same shit and wholly unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.13300852]

>>13300783
>trip
First day here, Facebook?

[Anonymous No.13300864]

>>13300783
L U R K
M
O
A
R

[Anonymous No.13300895]

>>13300802
>she wants you to grow up into a self-sufficient, well-liked person who contributes to society.
Bit late for that now.

[Anonymous No.13300923]

>>13300353
fry some pork tenderloin, season with cayenne and add it to the soup

[Anonymous No.13301029]

>>13300353
>stand up with the bowl in hands
>Go to kitchen and start to make stake
>crack an egg and ad in the veg soup
>cut the stake in cubes and ad in the veg soup with some tabasco too
>go back to the living room, sits on the table and start eating in front of her
>"your soup was bland but i improve it, thanks honey"

[Anonymous No.13301049]

>>13300923
I wish I could afford pork chops :(

[Anonymous No.13301104]

>>13300616
salty noodles and chives

[Anonymous No.13301117]

>>13301049
Get them on sale

>>13300353
You write beautifully, I hope you come back often

[Anonymous No.13301126]

>>13301049
pork tenderloin is the cheap cut of meat here
what do you get?

[Anonymous No.13301133]

>>13300765
The makeup is probably making the acne worse

[Anonymous No.13301275]

>>13300778
>>>/asp/

[Anonymous No.13301339]

>>13300533
I do this with my girlfriend too. Cook all her meals and I love it when she genuinely compliments my food. It's one of the best feelings in the world.

Who do you cook for /ck/?

[Anonymous No.13301407]

>>13301117
>>13301126
I only buy meat as a rare treat if I find it on ultra discount, usually I just buy crazy cheap out-of-date veg in bulk and freeze them

and I post cookalongs here all the time. but they peak at about 5 posters and die within a few hours because I don't rp as everyone's gf in them...

[Anonymous No.13301419]

>>13300353
>Shitest looking noodles
>Boiled green onions and sprouts
>Tomatoes for some fucking reason and they're raw
>Thinnest looking soup ever
>>13300361 is correct, but for multiple reasons

[Anonymous No.13301428]

>>13301339
>Who do you cook for /ck/?
code senpai <3 tehe

[Anonymous No.13301551]

This whole thread is cancer

/ck/ is the worst board by far

[Anonymous No.13301706]

>>13301551
not very polite of you

[Anonymous No.13302554]

>>13300758
Care to expound, my guy?

[Anonymous No.13302868]

>>13301551
gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.13302995]

>>13300353
Take her out for a fucking car ride

[Anonymous No.13303025]

>>13301706
What ever happened to dickered cat fag, btw? I miss him.

[Anonymous No.13303059]

This thread is the closest thing I’ve ever had to a gf

[Anonymous No.13303098]

>>13300533
galze pilled

[Anonymous No.13303545]

>>13300357
>>13300378

[Anonymous No.13303977]

>>13301407
Do you have a lidl or Aldi around? If so, they have cheap stuff but also find out which day of the week they mark down meat and get it cheaper. Also, try wombling

[Anonymous No.13303999]

>>13303025
died of liver failure

[Anonymous No.13304007]

>>13300368
>>13300411
Based, fuck women and fuck niggers
>>13300378
>>13300495
>>13300578
Fag shit

[Anonymous No.13304010]

>>13300353
>what do you say
that I'll cook tomorrow, because no one likes a little bitch who complains about someone's efforts while doing nothing themselves

[Anonymous No.13304037]

>>13304007
stay mad nigger

[Anonymous No.13304248]

>>13303098
It was just shitty canned ham but the maple galze elevated it to something great

>>13301339
his parents were shitty cooks and only ever ordered take out when he was a kid so he's never experienced good home cooking before
it makes me so damn happy when he's blown away by my food

[Anonymous No.13304321]

>>13300675
You know, not all women have fucked up skin. Theres plenty of beautiful women that wear no makeup

[Anonymous No.13304346]

>>13304321
like your mum
the only thing she ever puts on her face are deez nuts

[Anonymous No.13304359]

>>13300368
if she's got mushroom money she's got pork bone money

[Anonymous No.13304364]

>>13304346
And you wonder why no one fucks your fat ass incel faggot

[Anonymous No.13304381]

>>13304364
literally married and gay but way to get overly pissed off at "ur mum lol"

[Anonymous No.13304549]

>Thank her and then hug her, whispering into her ear that I love her and am grateful to have her in my life.

[Anonymous No.13304582]

>>13300578
>blending a noodle soup
you fucking what

[Anonymous No.13304588]

>>13304381
damn, when you go so incel you get married to a dude thats pretty bad

[Anonymous No.13304609]

>>13301407
>double reduced

[Anonymous No.13304682]

>>13304588
>still being this mad I'm happily married and made fun of your mom

[Anonymous No.13304702]

>>13300849
lurk more, retard

[Anonymous No.13304707]

>>13301407
plantBASED diet

[Anonymous No.13304716]

>>13300353
>>13300357

Yummm.,, how many BBCs has she taken? If she’s white I know at least 10, yummy.

[Anonymous No.13304737]

>>13304381
fucking based and homopilled

[Anonymous No.13304810]

>>13304737
thanks bud

[Anonymous No.13304870]

>>13304716
seething polcel

[Anonymous No.13305141]

What makes good chicken soup? I am gonna cook some today but I don’t want to make it taste generic. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.13305145]

>>13305141
love for your spouse

[Anonymous No.13305161]

>>13300353
>Thanks for signing the prenuptial.

[Anonymous No.13305181]

>>13300357
This and then suggest her to take up cooking classes.

[Anonymous No.13305319]

>>13304810
>pic
lmao, got any source for it?

[Anonymous No.13305404]

>>13304716
Kill yourself wh*toid cuck

[Anonymous No.13305460]

>>13300353
I'm so fucking lonely, bros.

[Anonymous No.13305683]

>>13300849
>This mad
Your posts are truly terrible it is clear that you do not belong here

[Anonymous No.13305691]

>>13300378
the most virgin thing ive ever read

[Anonymous No.13305769]

>>13300353
"babby want tendies"

[Anonymous No.13305778]

>>13305404
I'm asian tho

[Anonymous No.13306990]

wow I can't believe this thread is still alive.

>>13303977
yeah I buy most of my staples from lidl. however lidl markdown here maxes out at 30% so it's shit compared to other supermarkets. the rest I get from a really cheap fruit/veg market, food bank rejections, and literal dumpster diving. I also forage weeds sometimes. dw I know how to obtain cheap food

>>13304359
these were cheap shrooms. but you reminded me that I really need to make friends with the local butchers for free fat, bone, and scraps...

>>13304582
smooth former-noodle soup

>>13305141
lots of pepper. and cornstarch is a great thickener.

[Anonymous No.13308060]

>>13300357
Nice to see you get on well with your mom when you're not throwing fits because she didn't by you tendies

[Anonymous No.13308067]

>>13300578
Based choose your own adventure faggot, post more desu

[Anonymous No.13308077]

>>13300353
thank the Lord I'm in a relationship with a woman, hopefully i finally have sex later

[Anonymous No.13308082]

>>13300758
What's going on big guy, been a tough day ?

[Anonymous No.13308108]

>>13301407
>Thread only bring in 5 people
Anon, you are a bigger anti-draw than Kevin Nash during his Diesel title run and you suck more than he was forced to in the summer of 92

[Anonymous No.13308299]

>>13308067
you have to choose your adventure first before I can post more you retarded coombrain

[Anonymous No.13308307]

>>13308108
based /asp/ie making references no-one gets or cares about

[Anonymous No.13308635]

>>13301551
Wrong faggot. That goes to /co/

[Anonymous No.13308655]

>>13308307
I get it, but yea I didn't really care about it.

[Anonymous No.13308664]

>>13300353
Baby' thats a pan.... not a trash bin.

[Anonymous No.13309147]

>>13300411
Is it bad that this made my penis into the big penis?

[Anonymous No.13309221]

>>13300578
Obviously spend dinner making eye contact. Anticipation is lovely.

[Anonymous No.13310789]

>>13300353
>carbs

beat her ass in self defense.

[Anonymous No.13311032]

>>13300353
I have an autistic fit and scream while punching my temple repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.13311037]

>>13300533
As housewife this is honestly best comfy feel. Honestly what keeps me going most days.

[Anonymous No.13311961]

>>13300835
>>13300847
>>13300852
>>13300864
>>13304702
>>13305683
didnt realize a single namefag could get this defensive and samefag 5 times

[Anonymous No.13312104]

>>13304716
Virgin

[Anonymous No.13312148]

>>13311037
How do I into making sure my stay at home wife knows how much I love and appreciate her hard work

[Anonymous No.13312150]

>>13304549
>t. Virgin

[Anonymous No.13312335]

>>13300675
She would look good if the acne healed, and makeup like that is for photo/stage purposes. It looks ridiculous and unnatural in person even with high quality products and proper application. She probably feels better about herself with makeup, but I guarantee you that in person she would look better with a more minimal makeup approach.

[Anonymous No.13312348]

>>13300758
This guy has never met a sheboon.

[Anonymous No.13312565]

>>13300353
>noodles
>"soup"
what is this idiot doing?

[Anonymous No.13312572]

>>13312148
Just little shit my dude. Offer to do something from time to time. Doesn't have to be major. Actually telling her always works too. I mean thank you exists for a reason