Impossible whopper thread

[Anonymous No.13297353]

It's so shitty, how the fuck is this supposed to taste like meat? I tried it yesterday and it is totally bland I guess the texture is like a mushhy meat patty but other than that it smells weird and leaves a weird aftertaste.

[Anonymous No.13297370]

And what's up with the onions? Served me with like 0.5 centimeter thick onion but ends on that shitt nasty, drowned with shitt sauce as well. Burger King is shit the only tolerable thing there is the long chicken and that's a last resort move

[Anonymous No.13297373]

>>13297370
Long Chicken is shit. Buy a rodeo burger you fucking uneducated nigger.

[Anonymous No.13297392]

The Impossible Whopper tastes EXACTLY like a regular whopper. Maybe better.

[Anonymous No.13297406]

>>13297373
Eat dick you cum guzzler, not everybody likes to overflow their taste buds with shit sauce and beef, I would rather eat discount frozen nuggies and wonder bread than that sweet turd.

[Anonymous No.13297411]

>>13297392
Fuck off vegan propaganda club retard

[Anonymous No.13297424]

>>13297392
Are you retarded? It tastes fucking weird, it leaves a chemical and sweet taste, how is that for a good burger? Go eat soy and drink almond milk you malnourished hippie.

[Anonymous No.13297428]

>>13297411
Huh? I'm not vegan. I just actually tried the Impossible Whopper, unlike OP, and it was way better than the old whopper. It was the same price now too which was pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.13297446]

It's a ruse by Burger King for people to turn back into meat eaters.

[Anonymous No.13297447]

it's funny how the burger companies don't realize the damage they are doing to their own industry

the product will be abandoned once the novelty wears off and people stop trying it one time and realizing it sucks only to never buy it again
the vegans were never going to be customers in the first place

all the while they've shot themselves in the food by claiming this fake product is just as good as the real thing. The only thing that serves is to devalue the authentic item and thus your entire brand

this house of cards will crumble soon

[Anonymous No.13297463]

>>13297447
Exactly I will never buy another one again, and, I will always associate my experience to other times I may think about going to turder King. It just tastes like shit on a bun, a@aaaaaa it costed me like 4 euros I was pressed as fuck dudes.

[Anonymous No.13297476]

>>13297463
*pissed

[Anonymous No.13297572]

>>13297447
I work at Burger King and these things are like half of the burger sales. They are healthier than meat so everyone buys them now that they are the same price. We're being forced to ask the customer if they want it impossible whenever they order a burger.

[Anonymous No.13297590]

>>13297373
Yeah rodeo burger

[Anonymous No.13297750]

>>13297572
What a crock of horseshit. Threadly reminder to order the plain bacon Impossible Whopper at the drive thru and just drive right on through without paying. That way they remove the bacon in time to sell the burger to a malnourished vegan

[Anonymous No.13297756]

>>13297353
Well your image is of a Rebel Whopper, which isn't made with Impossible product.

[Anonymous No.13297757]

>>13297750
Anything that is removed from the lamp gets thrown away, thus you've been adding to the Impossible Whoppers sales.

[Anonymous No.13297774]

>>13297428
Why lie?

[Anonymous No.13297788]

>>13297757
This is bullshit because as a custom order it never goes under the lamp in the first place

[Anonymous No.13297792]

>>13297774
It's not a lie. The difference is marginal, probably undetectable by money. The possible Whopper doesn't taste much like real meat to begin with anyway.

[Anonymous No.13297795]

>>13297756
What's the diference?

[Anonymous No.13297798]

>>13297795
The patties are made by different companies. I don't know what's in either one, but they definitely have different formulas.

[Anonymous No.13297808]

>>13297795
The Impossible Whopper has less soy in it

[Anonymous No.13297811]

>>13297792
Why lie?

[Anonymous No.13297823]

>>13297798
>>13297808
Anyways I bet they are shit in flavor likewise

[Anonymous No.13297842]

>>13297447
Lol I know at least a dozen people eating these regularly now. It's a long term thing

[Anonymous No.13297843]

>>13297406
Listen here you goddamned homosexual, I know the Rodeo Burger™ is too refined a delicacy for your shitstained mouth to appreciate. But if you ever compare it to fucking trailer park nuggets again I will personally hunt you down and fuck you in the ass bareback with barbecue sauce as lube you shit breath little penis wrinkle

[Anonymous No.13297847]

>>13297842
>he knows a dozen people that order these

[Anonymous No.13297851]

>>13297750
You should do this.
It would just get thrown away.
And you've then given impossible foods and Burger King money for their perfection burger.
>The company has said that 93%of shoppers atKroger supermarkets whobought Beyond Burgers during the first half of 2018 "also purchased animal protein during the same period, which evidences Beyond Meat's appeal to meat-loving consumers."
https://www.investors.com/news/impossible-burger-sales-gelsons-beyond-meat-stock/

I wonder why a superior burger that doesn't harm animals triggers toothless and incels so much though.

[Anonymous No.13297859]

>>13297851
>giving Burger King money by not paying
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.13297895]

>>13297851
You just can't be this retarded, it's impossible

[Anonymous No.13297955]

>>13297353
Youre eating a person

[Anonymous No.13298025]

>>13297847
Only a few. Others are people of all kinds (incl cuckservatives) who just want something a little bit healthier

[Anonymous No.13298068]

>>13297353
Did you buy the impossible whopper or Rebel whopper?

[Anonymous No.13298085]

>>13297411
It's not vegan since it's cooked where meat is cooked and gets covered in meatjuice and grease. It's a plant-based alternative for meat-eaters and not meant for vegans at all. At least where I live they inform you when you order it that it isn't suitable for vegans or vegetarians.

[Anonymous No.13298088]

>>13297851
Carnists literally btfo!

[Anonymous No.13298096]

>>13297447
Imagine being so insecure that people eating plants triggers you, and so American that fast-food company policy matters to you. Why not just make a decent burger yourself or atleast order one from a good place and not a shit-tier fastfood joint? Just fucking kill yourself right now.

[Anonymous No.13298207]

>>13297955
Woah.

[Anonymous No.13298249]

>>13298025
>cuckservatives
Grow up tranny

[Anonymous No.13298288]

>>13298096
fight me if you're so tough

[Anonymous No.13298309]

>>13297851
>a superior burger
>not even a burger
>its an imitation
>thinks the imitation is/will ever be better than the original

[Anonymous No.13298345]

>>13297353
Everyone in this thread seems to either be a vegan posing as an omnivore, or just autismos getting super invested in an addition to the menu... that's right an ADDITION.

There is no SUBTRACTION. Choices are GOOD. You can still order your regualr old whopper at the same regular old price, which, by the way, is the same price as the impossible alternative. I would be invested in this too, if they, you know, took away the normal whopper or made the normal whopper cost more than the impossible version... but that is not the case, despite how the vibe of this thread is.

Also, I prefer the Impossible Whopper, but I would by no means want it to outright replace the original, for I feel they both have their unique tastes.

[Anonymous No.13298354]

>>13298345
>eating at burger king

[Anonymous No.13298361]

>>13298345
This is how it starts. You need to fight it before they start taking away our burgers, not wait until it's too late.

[Anonymous No.13298432]

>>13298345
All I said was "woah".

[Anonymous No.13298733]

>>13297353
It's just a whopper with a weird aftertaste. I don't get the hype.

[Anonymous No.13298968]

>>13298345
Bring back fries cooked in beef tallow and then we'll talk you hypocritical fuck

[Anonymous No.13298986]

>>13298345
Nobody cares about the sandwich, it just got spammed, everybody hates spammers

[Anonymous No.13299191]

vegetarian and i eat every beyond burger when a place gets it. burger king has had the worst one by a long shot. i used to eat bk when i ate meat and i loved it. idk what happened but that place just seems like such trash tier fast food to me now.

[Anonymous No.13300946]

Had the Rebel Whopper today. It was delicious. I'm not vegan

[Anonymous No.13301139]

>eating at burger kangs

[Anonymous No.13301702]

>>13298309
>uses horse and carriage
>make fun of automobile
>haha stupid new technology, we're fine how we are
Retard

[Anonymous No.13301945]

>>13300946
It isn't, dude get real, it has no flavor, it's sweet and bland you just tasted the mayo and picles

[Anonymous No.13301999]

>>13297792
>undetectable by money
What the FUCK, are you going on about?

[Anonymous No.13302050]

>>13297392
Spoilers, regular whopper is already mostly soy filler anyways.

[Anonymous No.13302063]

>>13297447
you're actually insane

[Anonymous No.13302091]

>>13297424
Yeah thats what a whopper tastes like

[Anonymous No.13302105]

>>13297392
I bet you think Tofurky tastes the same as chicken. Tried to tell myself that too as a (((vegan))); shit was like wet cardboard even when I did the old broth soak trick.

[Anonymous No.13302133]

>>13301945
This is actually a good argument for being vegan/veggie. The best parts of a burger can be had by making a grilled cheese with all the fixings. No need for a tasteless patty be it soy or beef.

[Anonymous No.13302145]

>>13301945
>S-Stop thinking like that d-dude

[Anonymous No.13302146]

>>13302133
TRY THIS COIKING SECRET THAT VEGANS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

[Anonymous No.13302149]

>>13302105
There's so much shit that isn't meat, why eat fake meat. I mean, there are some things that aren't meat that taste alright. It's not like your options are limited.
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.13302159]

>>13302149
>NO YOU CANT EAT LE FAKE MEATIES

[Anonymous No.13302163]

>>13302133
>vegan
>grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.13302167]

>>13297792
>probably undetectable by money

[Anonymous No.13302181]

>>13302163
It's an argument for vegan/veggie. Take a meat eater, have them eat that sandwich (with or without cheese, but with is an easier transition) and they will go wow, this tastes mostly like a burger, and I didnt have to murder an animal to eat it?

[Anonymous No.13302183]

>>13302133
>good argument for being vegan
> cheese
brainletsoiyak.png

[Anonymous No.13302203]

>>13297353
Considering all the hype around the impossible burger, and how it's supposed to bleed and taste like meat in every single way this is a big fail.

Thanks for confirming that the impossibru burger is trash, anon.

[Anonymous No.13302204]

>>13302183
/veggie. I understand your argument style so it doesnt impress me. It's the classic trolling style.

[Anonymous No.13302216]

>>13302181
A cheese sandwich without cheese is just bread

[Anonymous No.13302254]

>>13302216
A condiment sandwich. Yep, sounds boring. Burger meat is pretty tasteless though so removing it for a flavor experiment is worth it I think.

[Anonymous No.13302268]

>>13302145
Nice bait, 4.3/10.

[Anonymous No.13302282]

>>13301945
Taste is subjective. I found it nice and would buy again

[Anonymous No.13302290]

>>13302254
I guarantee cooked buger meat has more flavour that an all bread sandwich.
I've eaten bread, I've eaten condiments, I've eaten cheese, tomato, onion, pickle, lettuce etc.
Offer me a choice of a salad sandwich, or a salad sandwich with a fucking grilled buger in it, I'm taking the burger everytime.
I dont know what your argument is..

[Anonymous No.13302302]

>>13297353
At least I am not the only one. Wife accidentally ordered so I tried it.. First was the smell, pea chemical like smell. I took a bite and spit it out. Such nasty aftertaste. Almost gagged. Not even joking. I read all these people saying it tasted great! Are these fucking aliens???? I make falafel burgers time to time which are delicious. This shit is nightmare food.

[Anonymous No.13302309]

>>13302268
Thats not bait, thats just quoting you, faggot loser.

[Anonymous No.13302310]

>>13297843
Burger king chicken sandwiches are a childhood fave of mine. Thinking about ordering two some day and making a double chicken sand.

[Anonymous No.13302318]

>>13298025
Incel... dude its almost 2020....

[Anonymous No.13302330]

>>13302282
OK dude, it tastes sweet, but I guess you are a little fruity bitch so it suits you dick sucking mouth better. Burgers are to be salty and meaty and juicy the whopper is none of that it is sweet and chemically tasting and mushy with no moisture except shit load of mayo.

[Anonymous No.13302335]

>>13298361
>You need to fight it before they start taking away our burgers
What about those of us who don't give a shit about burgers being taken away?

[Anonymous No.13302342]

>>13302330
>OK dude, it tastes sweet, but I guess you are a little fruity bitch so it suits you dick sucking mouth better. Burgers are to be salty and meaty and juicy the whopper is none of that it is sweet and chemically tasting and mushy with no moisture except shit load of mayo.

[Anonymous No.13302348]

>>13302309
Nice projection bitch boy

[Anonymous No.13302350]

>>13301702
A car isn't trying to be a horse and carriage you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.13302356]

>>13302342

[Anonymous No.13302364]

>>13302335
You get the rope

[Anonymous No.13302424]

Imagine sperging out over a burger without meat
I tried it and actually liked it better than a regular whopper, but thats because I find burger king meat revolting.
I feel like this thread is full of people with actual autism. Veganism is a wank, but your kneejerk reactions to this thing existing is very telling of your mental age.

[Anonymous No.13302456]

>>13302424
Ur dur I am mentally adequate to my age dur urr, shut the fuck up who are you trying to impress here? Get on with the shitposting or go suck a donkey dick

[Anonymous No.13302469]

>>13302348
Nice deflection you faggot loser

[Anonymous No.13302562]

>>13297353
>mushy
>taste like pure sodium
>drenched in mayo and ketchup

Eh, I tried it with an open mind and hated it.

[Anonymous No.13302591]

>>13297572
>They are healthier than meat

Lol no they aren't.

[Anonymous No.13302713]

>>13302591
Plants don't give you anal cancer

[Anonymous No.13303013]

>>13302713
enjoy your malnourishment vegan, it will catch up with you on a longterm vegan diet no matter how much you micromanage your vit and calorie intake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU

[Anonymous No.13303027]

>>13303013
Okay, incel.

[Anonymous No.13303038]

>>13303027
cope

[Anonymous No.13303084]

I've had impossible meat. Honestly it does take better than a regular whopper, but that more speaks to had bad whoppers are.

[Anonymous No.13303091]

>>13302310
Shoot for the moon and you’ll land among the stars anon

[Anonymous No.13303102]

>>13302713
>an herbivorous male human blaming meat consumption for anal cancer
Getting porked in the ass ≠ eating meat fairy boy

[Anonymous No.13303143]

>>13297353
they add a ton of salt to it so plebs cant tell the difference. if you saw this shit without any preface they would think its spoiled hamburger. dont eat this garbage, people are already complaining about gastro intestinal distress for weeks after eating it

[Anonymous No.13303189]

A&W's beyond meat burger is way better.

[Anonymous No.13303247]

>>13303189
Based canada fag!

[Anonymous No.13303335]

>>13302469
Nice deflection of my accurate diagnosis of you being a projecting trany dick sucking, dildo ass shoving, shit eater and most importantly, impossible whooper eater retard.

[Anonymous No.13303348]

>>13302290
Yeah, but you get a sense of how much flavor comes from the fresh and pickled produce and the sauces. I've had a burger that was just the meat before too and I didnt enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.13303372]

Tried the Rebel Whopper.
It's shit. It tastes like chemicals.

[Anonymous No.13303375]

>>13302364
>muh fantasy is really gonna happen guys!
I bet you thought Frozen 2 was real also, lol!

[Anonymous No.13303385]

>>13302302
Show pics of wife's panty hamper or it didn't happen, loser.

[Anonymous No.13303393]

>>13297353
>RANGE BANNED FOR DISPARAGING THE DISNEY MASTERS OF 4CHANNEL!

>FUCK YOU GOOK MOOT!

[Anonymous No.13303413]

>>13303372
>it tastes like chemicals

[Anonymous No.13303533]

>>13303013
Daily reminder, toothless

[Anonymous No.13303592]

>>13303533
We all know they're real, but what does a toothless carnist look like?

[Anonymous No.13304075]

>>13303375
Never seen it,I am not a 7 year old girl like you

[Anonymous No.13304103]

ITT faggots bitching about a fast food borger
imagine being this pathetic just kill yourselves its fast food its unimportant get over yourselves.

[Anonymous No.13304180]

>>13303385
Wife is korean.. She said she ordered and guy said something she did not catch and she said yes.. thus impossible whopper. Why would showing my wifes crazy organized panty help? Loser.

[Anonymous No.13304188]

>>13303533
(this is because everyone on a vegan diet has tons of their parents' money to burn, so they have decent health care)

[Anonymous No.13304193]

>>13297572
Do you get them frozen/refrigerated? Also any grocery store Bros around do you get the beyonds in reefer trucks?

[Anonymous No.13304205]

>>13302302
I need someone like you
I'm working on an alternative but I can't taste the off flavor myself, I wanna know if/when I've hit the mark
I do smell a bad pea smell but I'm trying other proteins at the moment and I think I have a winner
Maybe I should put out a CL ad for people who really hated impossible/beyond

[Anonymous No.13304664]

>>13303533
>bitch vegans less likely to be drafted into war or partake in dangerous jobs so that means it's a healthier dietary choice.

Go on, ask any of those 84 year old vegans about how many vietnamese children they had to kill because charlie uses shoe bombs.

[Anonymous No.13304905]

fuck off

[Anonymous No.13304969]

>another impossible whopper thread

[Anonymous No.13305156]

Making textured soy protein poorly imitate meat is nothing new. That shitty "chili" has been around for years, now they've just pressed it into a patty and it seems impressive because the world collectively had a stroke and forgot that Burger King meat isn't a high bar to beat.

[Anonymous No.13305184]

>>13301702
stop signing your posts

[Anonymous No.13305243]

>>13298361
this is what Stalin dreamed of. THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR HAMBURGERS