/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13296947]

ITT: Retarded sounding food ideas you tried

Bonus: How they were

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[Anonymous No.13296982]

>>13296947
So how was it?

[Anonymous No.13297028]

>>13296947
Southerners fulfill every stereotype of being horrifically stupid, tasteless cretins. Fuck them all, I hope the rising sea levels puts everything south of Tennessee underwater forever

[Anonymous No.13297030]

>>13297028
>fulfill every stereotype of being horrifically stupid, tasteless cretins
They aren’t lefties

[Anonymous No.13297045]

truly delicious

[Anonymous No.13297049]

>>13296947
mimosas are made from orange juice and sparkling white wine, so I figured I could mix that up by mixing orange soda and regular white wine. Shit was nasty.

[Anonymous No.13297051]

>>13297045
Why not call it a hot pepper

[Anonymous No.13297058]

>>13297051
because "doctor" doesn't mean "cold" you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.13297061]

>>13297030
Which is further proof of his assertion, cretin.

[Anonymous No.13297069]

>>13296947
I'm intrigued but afraid to try them myself.
This deluxe truckstop also sells boiled peanuts out of a soup warmer that you can scoop and pour into the usual paper soup bowl, how are those best eaten?

[Anonymous No.13297078]

>>13297061
I actually liked the whole quote to describe lefties, horrifically stupid like how you think you’re fighting against corporate by being racist towards white people while supporting policies that help corporate control like immigration and obamacare, and tasteless like how you sjws have ruined the fucking internet and all art.

[Anonymous No.13297081]

>>13297061
>posted from iPhone 11 Pro Max, 512GB

[Anonymous No.13297084]

peanut butter + nutella sandwich

tastes like snicker sandwich

[Anonymous No.13297086]

>>13297069
get the cajun ones, they're freaking delicious. the shells are soft so you just split them with your fingers and eat the peanuts.

[Anonymous No.13297095]

I love peanuts in coke! I learned about it as a kid in Tennessee. It was a snack and a drink at the same time. Drink a little bit of coke to make room for the peanuts then open up the sleeve of nuts and pour them in. Swirl it around so they all soak and then take a big pull.

It looks heinous, but it just tastes like coke and peanuts. It's really not a big deal so just try it! You'll like it!

[Anonymous No.13297103]

>>13297030
>>13297078
Rent free.

[Anonymous No.13297106]

>>13297069
>>13297086
Seconding the Cajun. However, I pop the whole thing in my mouth and crack it open with my teeth. There's going to be juice in these things, and you don't want it dribbling all over your hands and shirt, so just suck the juice out, pry the nuts out with your teeth and spit out the shells. Delicious! I'm jealous you guys have access to boiled peanuts on demand! We don't have anything like that in Seattle.

[Anonymous No.13297107]

>>13297095
yeah I had this when I was a kid

then I grew up and got over it

[Anonymous No.13297124]

>>13297106
I'm >>13297086
if you have anyone who can get you onto any of the military bases, all the shopettes have the exact same boiled peanuts

[Anonymous No.13297134]

>>13297028
Imagine wishing death on millions of people because you don't like peanuts in Coke.
t. yankee

[Anonymous No.13297135]

>>13297124
Good to know! Thank you!

[Anonymous No.13297144]

I miss the internet from 15 years ago, before Southerners discovered it.

[Anonymous No.13297145]

>>13297106>>13297069
good idea anon, thanks for midday snack idea

[Anonymous No.13297149]

>>13297144
>15 years ago
You mean when it was just white nerds?

[Anonymous No.13297156]

>>13297069
Got boiled peanuts once when on a road trip driving through Alabama, my entire family got massive diarrhea. Enjoy

[Anonymous No.13297164]

>>13297124
I think they're just on Southern bases. I was on Carson and Bliss for a total of 10 years and never saw a boiled peanut until I had to go to Bragg last year.

[Anonymous No.13297171]

>>13297145
ahhh, so jealous. Eat one for me.

[Anonymous No.13297172]

>>13297028
Enjoy your bugs, aids, hobo shit, and forest fires faggot

[Anonymous No.13297175]

>>13297172

[Anonymous No.13297180]

>>13297069
Boiled peanuts are fucking delicious but I usually only get them from roadside sellers or bbq joints.

[Anonymous No.13297183]

>>13297156
That's some bad luck, bro. S'what you get from buying shit-nuts from backwater bamas who don't wash their fucking hands after they use the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.13297189]

>>13297028
Your fag infested coastie shitholes will be underwater first retard

[Anonymous No.13297191]

>>13297175
Yeah we are full of niggers and niggers fuck like animals. HIV on the West Coast comes from liberal faggots promoting it as a lifestyle choice.

[Anonymous No.13297204]

>>13297175
What happened in south dakota?

[Anonymous No.13297206]

peanut tastes good with just about anything fuck coke and their marketing

[Anonymous No.13297226]

>>13297204
No data. Their population is only 882,235 and mostly white so I'm sure HIV isn't much of a problem

[Anonymous No.13297233]

>>13297144
I agree nothing was politics and now it's emotional monkey shit throwing

[Anonymous No.13297444]

Warm cheesecake and pumpkin pie. Everybody thinks I'm a freak, but they're way better warm. Cheesecake becomes light and fluffy, and pumpkin pie becomes more flavorful. My family likes their pumpkin pie ice-cold straight out of the fridge.

[Anonymous No.13297464]

>>13297069
For me it's the Chinese Five Spice boiled peanuts

[Anonymous No.13297470]

>>13297464
very tasty

[Anonymous No.13297490]

>>13297144
dont you have something better to do?

[Anonymous No.13297495]

>>13296982
The salt actually makes the Coke a lot nicer. The peanuts themselves don't add or detract anything.

[Anonymous No.13297497]

>>13297103
>muh rent free
ahh stealing another right wing meme eh?

[Anonymous No.13297537]

>>13297149
When nobody knew you were a dog.

[Anonymous No.13297589]

This was pretty good. Sweet and sour. Made a good drunk snack

[Anonymous No.13297621]

>>13297095
I agree with the notion that it tastes like coke and peanuts

I don't really get it, like, it's so boring
Neither flavor is really complimented nor are the flavors changed

In this case, letting the peanuts soak would make the coke less fizzy, so what's the point?

[Anonymous No.13297680]

>>13296947
I came up with an idea for incel margarine. it's margarine that won't have sex with you

[Anonymous No.13297692]

>>13297621
The salt dissolving into the Coke changes both ingredients. It's also more portable than separate containers of Coke and peanuts. A great driving snack.

[Anonymous No.13297715]

>>13297028
>t. Coastie faggot

[Anonymous No.13297933]

>>13297175
Different reasons for high HIV rates in the South. Southerners only have so much HIV because condoms are forbidden in Baptism. The coasts have so much because they’re fags.

[Anonymous No.13298024]

>>13297189
If you haven't realized dipshit, but the majority of the South is coastal unless you live in Arkansas.

[Anonymous No.13298036]

>>13297078
As if righties aren’t also advancing the corporate agenda. Wake the fuck up to reality

[Anonymous No.13298044]

>>13298036
Corporations hate conservatives. It’s why they fear Trump.

[Anonymous No.13298050]

>click on thread
>all the replies gave me AIDS
Well I guess one of those tiny squares turned a darker shade, congrats /pol/

[Anonymous No.13298056]

>>13298050
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.13298109]

>>13297081
Nope. Try harder, loser.

[Anonymous No.13298215]

>>13298044
But Trump isn't conservative. That's why the Republicans were so upset that he won the primaries.

[Anonymous No.13298226]

>thread about weird snacks
>becomes /pol/ shithole

[Anonymous No.13298230]

>>13298226
/pol/ website.

[Anonymous No.13298233]

>>13296947
bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.13298235]

>>13296947
when I was a kid my mother made me scrambled eggs with velveeta and peanut butter mixed in.

[Anonymous No.13298253]

>>13298230
no, it's an anime website, nigger

[Anonymous No.13298322]

>actually putting something fucking unironically called "NUTS" in your food
whats it like to be an latent homosexual?

[Anonymous No.13298337]

>>13297933
>Condoms are forbidden
Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.13298342]

Once when I was high around 14 I ate half a loaf of bread by roasting it and putting peanut butter and Hershey’s syrup on it. Thought it was the best thing ever. When I tried it again the next day it was kinda shit.

[Anonymous No.13298343]

>>13298337
Just like Catholics.

[Anonymous No.13298352]

>>13297933
Southerners don’t have high hiv, blacks do. Thank god they get so many abortions or there would be an aids epidemic.

[Anonymous No.13298439]

>>13298322
I know you're just fucking around but I know a few ADULTS who don't eat any white sauces because they're afraid it's got cum in it or something. It's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.13298445]

>>13297175
>coincides exactly with the minority populations that lefties want so badly
woah
love coke and peanuts

[Anonymous No.13298449]

>>13298337
Condoms and all other forms of contraception should be banned. They foment promiscuity. The argument that they prevent the proliferation of STDs like AIDs is circular, as they were largely what enabled the practice and normalization of behaviors that communicate these diseases. The spread of STDs outside of so-called lawful sexual activity (monogamous between man and woman) is a non-issue anyways, as they are an evolutionary consequence, and the people who suffer from them are the promiscuous, thus serving a eugenic effect by penalizing them and in the worst instances, removing them from the gene pool entirely.

[Anonymous No.13298461]

>>13298449
>they were largely what enabled the practice and normalization of behaviors that communicate these diseases
You have a poor knowledge of history.

[Anonymous No.13298473]

>>13297497
Pointing out your hypocrisy and how your memes apply to yourselves is not "stealing." Maybe if you practiced what you preach, you wouldn't get clapped back on so hard.

[Anonymous No.13298479]

>>13298461
You do.

[Anonymous No.13298534]

Imagine using an infograph from a random website. Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.13298535]

>>13298337
Yes. It’s illegal to teach about prophylactics in Southern schools. They always have the highest rates of STDs, unplanned births and abortions, regardless of race. Any time you bring it up, they shout, “MUH NIGGERS” and pretend there isn’t a problem. Like this >>13298352

[Anonymous No.13298545]

Just eat the peanuts and then drink some coke why you gotta put the peanuts in the coke.

[Anonymous No.13298548]

>>13298545
I put my peanuts weanuts in ur mum lmao

[Anonymous No.13298622]

>>13298449
only incel retards think this sounds smart.

[Anonymous No.13298631]

>>13298535
You’re really gonna say we pretend there isn’t a problem and mention niggers in the same breath? The lack of lefty self awareness is palpable.

[Anonymous No.13298632]

>>13298622
>

[Anonymous No.13298653]

>>13297058
Patient pepper

[Anonymous No.13298659]

>>13297171
Gay

[Anonymous No.13298667]

>>13297692
The salt dissolving into the Coke changes both ingredients
not really
there'd be no difference between drinking coke and eating peanuts separately

[Anonymous No.13299102]

>>13298044
hahahhaahahhahahaahahhahhaah that was funny

[Anonymous No.13299103]

>>13298667
Salt makes Coke taste different. Unsalted peanuts taste different from salted peanuts.

[Anonymous No.13299210]

>>13298667
You need to add a ' > ' to make a greentext or quote somebody

>there'd be no difference between drinking coke and eating peanuts separately

[Anonymous No.13299219]

>>13297028
When the civil war inevitable reignites, you'll be the first dildo-waving tranny to get his brains blasted out by a rifle that was assumed to be lost in a boating accident

[Anonymous No.13299272]

>>13297171
So gay

[Anonymous No.13299348]

>>13299219
I hope we can redo Sherman’s campaign.

[Anonymous No.13299359]

>>13297028
Southern food can be delicious but some shit makes me wot the fuck out such as kool aid pickles

[Anonymous No.13299364]

>>13299103
>Salt makes Coke taste different.
not really, not enough for the coke to taste like salted coke

>Unsalted peanuts taste different from salted peanuts.
but they are still salted, the salt doesn't go away--it's just in solution

>>13299210
thanks pal

[Anonymous No.13299366]

>>13299348
>liberals endorsing war crimes
So much for the tolerant left!

[Anonymous No.13299373]

>>13299364
That's just wrong. You can't just say whatever you want and expect it to be true. Add a couple of pinches of salt to Coke. It tastes dramatically different. Salt in solution also tastes different to salt crystals, because the process of salt dissolving has an impact on your tastebuds.

[Anonymous No.13299381]

>>13299366
It took war crimes to win both world wars. The ship blockade for WWI, the nuclear bombing for WWII. Everything you take for granted today is dependent on war crimes of the past.

[Anonymous No.13299382]

>>13299373
>Salt in solution also tastes different to salt crystals
literally what are you talking about
the only different would be how the salt is concentrated rather that the taste itself

> Add a couple of pinches of salt to Coke. It tastes dramatically different.
it tastes like salted coke
If someone added salt to your coke, nobody in their right mind would say "huh, I couldn't possibly imagine what this drink is"

[Anonymous No.13299394]

>>13299381
>if we follow the rules we will fail
Is the attitude of people in the wrong

[Anonymous No.13299404]

>>13299381
And liberals were in charge for both those war crimes, too! Same with Vietnam (Johnson).

[Anonymous No.13299406]

>>13297589
Found the nigger

[Anonymous No.13299407]

>>13299382
The crystals dissolving on your tongue changes the way your tastebuds receive the signal. The shape of the crystals also has an influence.

As for the salted Coke thing, that is quite a reversal from >>13299364

[Anonymous No.13299413]

>>13299381
Blockade wasn’t a war crime under any definition. The nukes have been debated about their legality/morality since it happened and will be debated for centuries; there’s no clear answer to that one and all relevant parties are dead.
Sherman’s March to the Sea was inarguably a war crime.

[Anonymous No.13299414]

>>13298479
All this chart proves is women lie and men are honest

[Anonymous No.13299433]

>>13299407
>The crystals dissolving on your tongue changes the way your tastebuds receive the signal.
Again, other than how concentrated the salt flavor is, it still tastes like salt
there's no new flavor being created or received--it's still just salt

>As for the salted Coke thing, that is quite a reversal from >>13299364 (You)
Adding salt directly to coke would be different from adding peanuts to coke
Salted coke tastes like coke and salt together
You're saying I've somehow gotten myself in some sort of logical pitfall because salted coke does taste different from regular coke, but my point was that
1. adding salted peanuts to coke doesn't make it taste like coke with salt in it
2. the salt is still in the coke, you just can't taste it as it's concentration is smaller
3. salted coke doesn't taste dramatically different from regular coke

[Anonymous No.13299442]

>>13298535
If the problem is catholics and it primarily effects black people then how are they getting abortions?

[Anonymous No.13299448]

>>13299433
You're just wrong on all points, kiddo, but I'm not here to change your mind. Educate yourself or continue in your ignorance.

[Anonymous No.13299456]

>>13297045
You just reminded me of the best recipe video in existence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIRnM6s4GNo

[Anonymous No.13299464]

>>13299442
Baptists aren’t catholics.
It affects everyone in the South, not just blacks.
Abortions aren’t illegal, and the religious have been fighting tooth and nail to change that. They do, however, have the power to determine what schools can teach on the local level and they’ve chosen to nuke all sex education.

[Anonymous No.13299466]

>>13299456
>"If you're using a glass glass, glass, made of glass like I am, put it slowly, wait like 5 seconds between each spill so it doesn't melt cuz, you know, when glass melts, it's glass."
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.13299468]

>>13299456
>when glass melts, its glass
400 IQ video

[Anonymous No.13299469]

>>13299448
>You're just wrong on all points
I've found no evidence to support the notion that changing the crystal size changes the taste of the salt itself to something other than just "salt"
Only the concentration of the salt
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK50958/#

Really, the only time it could possibly change is if you have some sort of non-salt component such as in pink himalayan or black salt

[Anonymous No.13299473]

>>13299456
How does one discern good doctor pepper from bad doctor pepper?

[Anonymous No.13299476]

>>13299464
Are you also going to ignore that Christians advocate for a way of life that would get rid of STDs entirely?

[Anonymous No.13299490]

>>13299476
nta, but this argument sounds shitty because you can't actually prove that all christians don't have some sort of STD
To clarify, there are probably plenty of people who call themselves christians and advocate the same things you are saying they do, but still have had an STD at some point

You could pull the whole "no true scotsman" thing, but you couldn't actually prove your argument to be infallible

[Anonymous No.13299500]

>>13299476
I’m not ignoring it at all. My entire point is that their methods don’t work at all and are dangerous.

[Anonymous No.13299509]

>>13299490
What? Im so tired of translating fucktarded. If we had no sex before marriage and no divorce there would be no STDs.

[Anonymous No.13299517]

>>13299509
They’ve been trying that for 2000 years and it’s literally never worked.

[Anonymous No.13299519]

>>13297049
Try coca cola and red wine next time

[Anonymous No.13299526]

>>13299517
That’s not an argument.

[Anonymous No.13299529]

>>13299509
>If we had no sex before marriage and no divorce there would be no STDs.
I'm saying that even advocating things like that doesn't stop people from cheating or sticking their dicks places they don't belong
Tons of people catch STDs from their partners, saying "no divorce" pretty much guarantees someone whose partner cheated on them would spread their STD to another.

Also, just to clarify, my whole point is that advocating that and enforcing it to the point where you can assure it's happening are 2 different things.
Saying you believe in those things is great, and you're technically right in that if people literally never had sex before marriage and only had sex with 1 person ever, there would be no STDs--but that's not how the world works and there are plenty of people who preach what you do and have STDs

[Anonymous No.13299536]

>>13299526
There is no argument to be had. That’s simply a fact.

[Anonymous No.13299544]

>>13299529
Okay, advocating safe sex and ensuring it’s happening are 2 different things. Sex education doesn’t stop people from cheating and having unprotected sex, saying have more than one partner pretty much guarantees that someone who gets an STD will spread it to many others.

[Anonymous No.13299548]

>>13299536

[Anonymous No.13299549]

>>13297589
When I first heard about these, I didn't realize they had sugar added. I just added some pink lemonade Kool Aid to a jar of gherkins. It was super sour and lemony. Very good.

[Anonymous No.13299555]

>>13299456
if your lemon bubbles? heh, leave a like for that

[Anonymous No.13299560]

>>13297680
>margarine that won't have sex with me

It's an inanimate substance. What is there to stop me from sticking my dick in a big tub of margarine? It won't have sex with me, but I can still have sex with it.

[Anonymous No.13299561]

>>13299456
actually based

[Anonymous No.13299571]

>>13299548
I agree with that image. It’s a very difficult and ineffective method of reducing STDs and unwanted pregnancies. That’s exactly why it needs to be abandoned in favor of methods that have been proven effective many times over.

[Anonymous No.13299587]

>>13299571
Like staying a virgin forever?

[Anonymous No.13299589]

>>13299544
saying "have one partner" doesn't stop people from cheating or from having unprotected sex
saying "be safe and get tested often" pretty much guarantees that people will understand how STDs work and how to avoid them

see?
It's not a good argument
The best way to prevent STDs is to teach people about them, not to say "you don't have to worry about anything as long as you have sex in the right way"
The "Christian" Idea that you shouldn't divorce, have multiple sex partners, and should wait until marriage has existed for less time than syphillis has
The fact that STDs aren't absent from the christian population (at least the population that believes in this) means that advocating this isn't a good solution for getting rid of STDs

You might as well say "kill everyone who has an STD", that's honestly more feasible than getting people to stop having sex outside of marriage because if you think about it, it's much easier to accomplish
But killing everyone isn't really moral just because it rids the world of STDs

[Anonymous No.13299592]

>>13299587
Exactly. If we never procreate, we can end all STDs this generation.

[Anonymous No.13299593]

>>13299571
Proven effective by the increase of the prevalence of STDs since we have steered more secular?

[Anonymous No.13299607]

>>13299589
>has to explicitly say that education will just make people understand, not prevent them from having unsafe sex
Why even make the post then, you’re forcing it. All liberal ideals have done are made more people single and hurt familial wealth through divorce compensation.

[Anonymous No.13299619]

>>13299456
this is an excellent video, only 2 minutes and packed with quality

[Anonymous No.13299632]

>>13299607
>All liberal ideals have done are made more people single
being in a relationship doesn't necessarily mean you're better off
what happens if you marry someone abusive? can't divorce them because christian--oh well

>Why even make the post then, you’re forcing it
It's far better to explain how to avoid something rather than try to advocate a system that doesn't actually work
It's why there are so many teen pregnancies in the south
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3194801/

That way, if people fuck up, hey at least you told them and it's their fault, not the system's

[Anonymous No.13299635]

>>13299593
Proven effective due to the fact areas with sex education and easy access to condoms have lower incidences of STDs than areas that don’t. You seem to be ignoring that adequate sex education and access to condoms for high schoolers were still fairly taboo even in “secular” areas until recently.

[Anonymous No.13299640]

>>13299632
Whatever, you’re just defending something bad by saying its too hard to solve. Combine that with all the other shit we have to put up with because of lefties I think it’s obvious which I should support

[Anonymous No.13299642]

>>13299635
>spread fire
>throw water on fire
>fire gets smaller
>look everybody i put out some of the fire that I started

[Anonymous No.13299649]

>>13299640
>Whatever, you’re just defending something bad by saying its too hard to solve
It literally cannot be solved in a feasible manner, but hey, way to just put your hands over your eyes and start yelling "I can't hear you"

Your argument is "as long as everyone perfectly follows this, STDs will disappear"--but you could apply that logic to any argument, including mine, and it would be just as valid
"as long as everyone perfectly gets tests often, has safe sex with condoms and transmission blocking aids, and is honest about their disease, we can prevent the spread of STDs"

How is your argument truly different from mine in the sense that neither one can be enforced?

[Anonymous No.13299654]

>>13299642
>spread fire
>don't throw any water on it
>fire gets bigger
>why is there so much fire?

[Anonymous No.13299673]

>>13299649
It can be solved though, it’s not too difficult, and like I said STDs have more prevalence now than ever. Take a second and realize without contraceptive technology of the current year your sex education and free love society doesn’t work, it’s degeneracy that spreads disease. That quote is from the 19th century, if they didn’t have christianity in charge then we have never seen it. At the very least when it was culturally dominant things are better. And that’s the thing abuse can still be illlegal, the current divorce rate is 50% how many of those are even justified by this abuse point? If there are consequences people will be less likely to do bad things, that’s what it’s about really is allowing people to do bad things, like girls who want abortion trying argue that they can pretty much morally but not illegally murder babies just so they can behave more slutty.

[Anonymous No.13299676]

>>13299654
Except the fire didn’t get bigger until you, and condoms is your response to making the fire bigger. You have been a net loss.

[Anonymous No.13299680]

>>13299642
>house on fire
>yell at fire for being immoral
>fire gets bigger
>neighbors house also on fire
>neighbor throws water on fire and suggests building houses out of gasoline soaked kindling is bad idea
>neighbor’s fire gets smaller
>neighbor suggests building future houses out of flame-retardant materials and establishing a fire code and building regulations to prevent future fires
>yell at neighbor for being immoral

[Anonymous No.13299682]

>>13299680
Except the fire was kept down better before than now.

[Anonymous No.13299688]

>>13299676
Abandoning this retarded analogy. Are you seriously suggesting STDs increased due to more sex education and access to condoms?

[Anonymous No.13299694]

>>13297028
oddly specific but still based

[Anonymous No.13299697]

>>13299688
No you dense motherfucker I’m saying those are an ineffectual response to a problem you worsened in the first place

[Anonymous No.13299702]

>>13299682
It was kept down due to there not being as much stuff to catch fire and a lack of wind to blow it around. Yelling at it for being immoral didn’t do a damn thing in the first place.

[Anonymous No.13299707]

>>13299702
>analogy backed up by no referencing argument

[Anonymous No.13299716]

>>13299697
>you worsened in the first place
I’ve typed “increase sex education and access to condoms” about 1,000 times at this point. That is my point of view, and that is the entire point I’m trying to get across to you. How on earth is increasing sex education and access to condoms increasing the spread of STDs, when every single study and statistic on the matter shows the complete opposite?

[Anonymous No.13299760]

>>13299716
those “statistics” and “studies” were all conducted by (((people))) who have big financial interests in abortion clinics and corrupting the american family

[Anonymous No.13299793]

>>13299548
>>13299571
Pretty sure Chesterton wanted more out of life than no STDs and zero unwanted pregnancies. I highly doubt that by "Christian ideal" he was talking about the tiny narrow segment of human experience that is sex ed.

[Anonymous No.13299805]

>>13298473
Lmao, lefties will be removed via rope in the next thirty years and I can't wait

[Anonymous No.13299872]

>>13298226
Everything becomes a /Pol/ themed shithole

[Anonymous No.13299875]

>>13298233
What do you mean? That's a classic

[Anonymous No.13300315]

>>13297175
This is basically a heatmap of faggots and intravenous drug users.

[Anonymous No.13301143]

>>13299635
Cherry picking with two different populations
1. Subsaharan Africans with low IQs and high preexisting rates of STDs in the first place that by virtue of recent (~150 years or so) evangelization happen to have high religiosity.
2. European people with much higher IQs and standards of living.

[Anonymous No.13301145]

>>13299688
>Are you seriously suggesting STDs increased due to more sex education and access to condoms?

[Anonymous No.13301223]

>>13299688
>Are you seriously suggesting STDs increased due to more sex education and access to condoms?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.13301268]

>>13301223
Nothing new to see here, the right is literally retarded once again.

[Anonymous No.13301448]

>>13299673
>It can be solved though
exactly--you just have to make sure more people are educated and know about safe sex
States that have less education on safe sex are more likely to have higher rates of STD transmission

>STDs have more prevalence now than ever
Maybe in america (under a president who panders to a christian voter base)
Most countries show a downward turn

>the current divorce rate is 50%
50% of people realize that they DON'T want to be married to their spouse, and you're saying that it's a bad thing
I'm not saying abuse is the sole reason to make divorce legal, but it is important enough to where it should be a thing
Even if the rate of abuse in marriage was simply 0.001%, that's still worth having divorce

>If there are consequences people will be less likely to do bad things
You're defining these things as bad as if spreading STDs is something people do on purpose

>girls who want abortion trying argue that they can pretty much morally but not illegally murder babies just so they can behave more slutty
What makes you think being a slut is the number 1 reason people want to get abortions
I'm willing to bet you have literally 0 information on what an abortion is actually like
kids these days are sleeping with less people, waiting later to have sex, and despite having every opportunity to do so, are more interested in making sure they are healthy physically and mentally rather than hooking up--but you insist that STDs are at their highest because of a lack of christianity

There was a time where everything you want now was the norm--STDs still existed, you don't have an argument

[Anonymous No.13301491]

>>13301448
Promiscuous people and homosexuals deserve to have STDs. It is eugenic as nature intended.

[Anonymous No.13301505]

>>13301491
>It is eugenic as nature intended.
that literally will never kill off homosexual people
I'm not advocating for it, but that's a dumb argument to make

[Anonymous No.13301601]

>>13301505
It would serve to deter the behavior, imbecile.

[Anonymous No.13301623]

>>13299642
What kind of retarded analogy is this?

[Anonymous No.13301674]

>>13298535
>It’s illegal to teach about prophylactics in Southern schools.

No it's not you lying liberal sack of shit. Every fucking school I went to taught that shit...same for my sister's and brothers who went to different schools than me. It might not be taught in Christian schools but niggers don't go to Christian schools. If lack of knowledge was the problem California wouldn't be a std ridden shithole

[Anonymous No.13301692]

>>13301674
The higher rates of STDs remain even if you pretend black people don't exist. If California is an STD-ridden shithole, then the South is a post-apocalyptic STD wasteland filled with warlords.

[Anonymous No.13301760]

>>13297030
>southerners aren't lefties
>basically all of the largest scale workers' / union organising and conflict comes from the south
what did this absolute fucking retard mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13302709]

>>13297175
Never, ever, EVER, sleep with a southern girl without wrapping it.

[Anonymous No.13302732]

Why is it that threads that are mostly legitimate discussion of food and cooking can get nuked because of a couple of stray shitposts, but this thread which is 110% pure trash has been up for over 24 hours?

[Anonymous No.13302743]

>>13302732
Oh yeah and inb4 banned for 30 days for complaining about moderation. Always more likely to use mod privileges to avenge petty slights than actually clean up this board

[Anonymous No.13302758]

>>13302732
Because all mods are fucking Yanks

[Anonymous No.13302773]

>>13297028
They can be retearded but the people from fucking ohio and other non southern states pretending to be southerners are even stupider

[Anonymous No.13302777]

Carrots with chocolate fondue is really good.

[Anonymous No.13302779]

>>13297095
Does the coke dissolve the peanuts? It's probably acidic enough for that.

[Anonymous No.13302807]

>>13301223
Ever since AIDS stopped being a death sentence, it started turning into a gay badge of honor. In california right now, there is a worse legal punishment for "misgendering" someone than knowingly exposing someone to AIDS without telling them.

[Anonymous No.13302821]

>>13302807
Its HIV, not AIDS. Literally in the article you posted, chief.

[Anonymous No.13302824]

>>13302821
Are you suggesting HIV doesn't cause AIDS?

[Anonymous No.13302834]

>>13302824
No. Please actually read for a change. AIDS has also never not been a death sentence.

[Anonymous No.13302881]

>>13302824
Only (((they))) say HIV causes AIDS

[Anonymous No.13302898]

>>13302834
rip magic johnson

[Anonymous No.13302906]

>>13302834
hehe... yes, goy. aids doesn't cause death. hehe...

[Anonymous No.13302908]

>>13302807
>Lmao bruh, sorry I gave you AIDS
>Wow you are an asshole bro...
>What did you just call me? I'm not a bro, I am a shebro I'm calling the cops

[Anonymous No.13302914]

>>13302908
LMAO THIS

[Anonymous No.13302915]

>>13302807
this looks like a fun, politically neutral blog

[Anonymous No.13302920]

>>13302898
He has HIV, not AIDS
>>13302906
I literally said the exact opposite

Jesus christ is the combined IQ of you fags 10?

[Anonymous No.13302923]

>>13302779
It would, but it would take hours.

[Anonymous No.13302932]

>>13302908
The crime is HIV related. Not AIDS. This really isn't that hard, fellas.

[Anonymous No.13302934]

>>13302915
>politically neutral
No such thing.

[Anonymous No.13302939]

>>13302807
>oh look , I manufactured a bunch of outrage just because!
How's that war on xmas and thxgiving, lol!

[Anonymous No.13302952]

>>13299456
Haven't cried laughing like that in a while, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.13302970]

HIV pisses me off. Not for the reasons you might expect. The amount of kvetching that happened because of HIV is unreal. It was the celebrity disease. The amount of money and time spent pushing this preventable disease as the most tragic thing to happen since the holocaust is incredible for how people actually die from it. I remember how a university banned a fundraiser for cystic fibrosis because it wasn't "diverse" enough.

[Anonymous No.13303092]

>>13299456
blessed video

[Anonymous No.13303125]

>>13297171
quite hetero

[Anonymous No.13303144]

>>13299414
Or it could also report that men lie and over report their number of partners

[Anonymous No.13303150]

>>13299414
or that most men are homos and bang other men at least once.

[Anonymous No.13303164]

>>13299673
The portrait of an authoritarian

[Bitch nigga No.13303211]

>>13297589
>thats actually one of the most nigger thing anybody could do, except shootin each other of course

[Anonymous No.13303449]

>>13299688
When the sex education tells you "so what if you're 12? go ahead and do it, a condom is a promise, and here's 50 tips on pleasurable sodomy" there's bound to be an antithetical result. "Free Love" is an abomination upon the human race.

[Anonymous No.13303499]

>>13301760
Unions have been castrated in the retarded red state south with the euphemistically termed " open shop" laws, aka "fuck the workers" law.

[Anonymous No.13303513]

>>13303499
definitely
"right to work," is another one they go by, too.
The South's people are historically left, and their food is fucking good.

The South's politicians are historically shit.

[Anonymous No.13303519]

>>13303513
Yes, obligatory predatory unions always have the workers' rights in the forefront of their minds these days.

[Anonymous No.13303531]

>>13303449
Dude, you really need to get some sexual release even if it's with a male. We don't need another sexually frustrated alt-right mass shooter, ok?

[Anonymous No.13303543]

>>13297175
I wonder what else this might match.

[Anonymous No.13303560]

>>13303519
>predatory unions
>literally the only method by which workers, you know, those guys and gals that actually produce the goods and services, can get a fair deal
Yesh, sure sounds predatory. Is your worldview only compsed of F(au)x News, Breitbart and Stormfront?

[Anonymous No.13303565]

>>13303531
There's a million and one ways to get your dopamine receptors to fire off that don't involve sodomy, though, and I don't hear you people talking about how crazy the gun violence was in the 50s
>mass shooters are sexually frustrated alt-righters
Lot of black alt-righters then

[Anonymous No.13303585]

>>13297103
You can't really say that when you've cast the first stone, Chaim.

[Anonymous No.13303625]

>dude promiscuity and homosexuality isn't the issue, we need to just practice safe meme sex. condoms would fix everything duuuuuude, what are you some stupid backwoods conservative?

[Anonymous No.13303651]

>>13303560
I don't know who you think you're helping but your approach needs work

[Anonymous No.13303654]

>>13302970
HIV is last century bro, we are now against cancer. That's the new HIV.

[Anonymous No.13303676]

>>13303499
You mean "right to work"? Right to Work laws are legit. Fuck unions blocking access to new hires or bleeding people who were just hired dry with high union fees when we get fuck all in return. Not everyone plans to stay at a place earning 20USD/hr for 30 years in order to get a pension you leatherfaced fucks.

[Anonymous No.13303697]

>>13297175
>portland has the highest aids rate in maine
didn't need an info-graph to know that.

[Anonymous No.13303699]

Never, ever, EVER, sleep with a southern girl without wrapping it.

[Anonymous No.13303705]

>>13303697
Based Maine poster.

[Anonymous No.13303711]

>>13303699
Never have promiscuous sex and you wouldn't need to worry.

[Anonymous No.13303718]

>>13303150
>He doesn't bang his thicc Bros from time to time to release tension
Ishigged

[Anonymous No.13303738]

>>13303560
>F(au)x
I wish I could go back in time and prevent you from ever posting.
Unions are necessary in shithole countries where workers don't have basic protections, like the US. They're also a huge fucking waste of money because they're run by incompetent, greedy shitheads. The greatest scam I've ever willingly taken part in was paying union dues at a job that wouldn't even give its employees eight hour shifts, because if it's seven-and-a-half hours they don't legally need to give you a lunch.
Unions are not good. They're a necessary evil. Please be aware of the difference.

[Anonymous No.13303763]

>>13303676
>i'll be a scab and leech off the benefits the union fought for and got for the workers 'cause muh corporation paid off the republicucks to fuck us workers over and we like it, ok?
Good goy!

[Anonymous No.13303767]

>>13303738
Yes the UNIONS are greedy not the companies stiffing you on wages, benefits, and protections. God the Jordan Peterson generation is a metastasizing cancer

[Anonymous No.13303794]

>>13303767
I hate unions for the sole reason they refused to give me a job. They can all go to hell.

[Anonymous No.13303799]

>>13303625
>4095 people
Jesus Christ that's terrifying. I can only imagine the cesspool pic related would be.. Looks like it doubles every time -1, assuming no overlap
>Breaks 1 million partners at 20
>Breaks 1 billion partners at 30
>Breaks world population +1 billion by 33
>Breaks 1 trillion by 40. For reference, only around 110 billion humans have ever existed
>Breaks 1 quadrillion by 50.
Seems to ~x1000 every 10, so if a guy who fucked 1500 people who all also fucked 1500 unique people, he's in sexual contact with over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 people. Just kill the universe with AIDS already.

[Anonymous No.13303812]

>>13303763
Not sure how it works where you're at, but I can't leech off union benefits without paying dues. Basically no vacation, insurance, retirement, double pay for holidays, etc etc etc. Just competitive wage.

[Anonymous No.13303844]

>>13303711
yes a good way to avoid risk is to live a shit life
>look both ways before you cross the street!
>never leave home and you wouldn't need to worry!

[Anonymous No.13303846]

>>13303799
post derivations

[Anonymous No.13303847]

>>13299673
Native Americans had no STD's or many other diseases until they had contact with the exalted christian europeans who lived promiscuously in filth like sewer rats.

Your rose tinted glasses through which you view history need a thorough cleaning.

[Anonymous No.13303848]

>>13298473
Why do you take everything so serious lefty
It's just banter

[Anonymous No.13303854]

>>13298535
Lying piece of garbage.

[Anonymous No.13303859]

>>13303625
>have sex with a woman
>she prob had sex with other men
>this mean you're having sex with them as well
Miss me with that gay shit.

[Anonymous No.13303868]

>>13303859
By propagation of disease, yes, it does. Pretending it doesn't does not make you immune, idiot.

[Anonymous No.13303871]

>>13303799
If I fuck a small town whore, does that mean that I had sex with almost the entire town?

[Anonymous No.13303872]

>>13303812
Ok, you deserve it scab. Your ilk should be rounded up and given a platform to whine about how the corporation fucks you up the butt, but then bitch about the unions, literally the only hope for labor gained through collective bargaining. It's no joke when people say you retards vote against your own interests.

[Anonymous No.13303875]

>>13303846
I tried to do it on google. google tapped the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.13303888]

>>13303854
Are you an ostrich?

[Anonymous No.13303891]

>>13303871
I mean, that guy's picture implies if everyone you fucked had the same number of partners as you, but they were all unique.

If the whore fucked every man in town after every man in town had fucked their wife, and there's no kids in this example while everyone is married, then yes, you fucked the entire town as far as the spread of STDs are concerned.

[Anonymous No.13303893]

>>13303859

[Anonymous No.13303927]

>>13301674
>An earlier report issued by the Guttmacher Institute in September 2006 compiled teen pregnancy statistics state by state. Among the top 10 states with the highest rates of teen pregnancy among females age 15-19, five are states without mandated sex education or HIV education (ranking indicated in parentheses):
Arizona (2)
Mississippi (3)
Texas (5)
Florida (6)
Arkansas (10)

https://www.thoughtco.com/abstinence-only-sex-education-3533767

Literally BTFO!

[Anonymous No.13303946]

>>13296947
I shoulda avoided this thread when i saw the image to post dispartity

[Anonymous No.13303965]

>>13303872
Go suck filthy corrupt cock more. We'd be seeing employers higher more Americans at better wages if they weren't outright punished for it by government taxation and regulation. Small businesses aren't going under, or just getting rid of staff to stay afloat, for fucking fun. This is more a government issue than anything else.

[Anonymous No.13303980]

>>13303927
>Discussion is about STDs
>But let's talk about pregnancy instead because as a leftist, pregnancy is bad

[Anonymous No.13303987]

>>13303965
Trickle down has literally never worked you stupid bootlicking fuck

[Anonymous No.13303995]

>>13303987
Ever been employed by someone with less money than you? Feeding the homeless for upvotes doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.13304015]

>>13303995
Don't bother, she uses text to speak.
>higher more Americans
You can tell because of that, and that she's an emotional retard.

[Anonymous No.13304069]

>>13303946
>Actual thread about cooking
>1 reply every 2 hours
>Gets archived/deleted asap
>Thread about AIDS
>Replies every second
>Keeps going for days
The state of /ck/

[Anonymous No.13304079]

>>13303995
>>13304015
Lol drumpfettes are such emotional retards. Name ONE time trickle down has worked you retarded flyovers.

[Anonymous No.13304082]

>>13304069
Trump voters are fat fucking sacks of shit that eat and vote against their own interests.

[Anonymous No.13304090]

>>13303927
False attribution. Look at the demographics of each state.

[Anonymous No.13304095]

>>13304082
As opposed to voting for Hilary Clinton who is a literal traitor of course. Try picking a likeable candidate this time dems.

[Anonymous No.13304098]

>>13304095
Elizabeth Warren is extremely likable.

[Anonymous No.13304101]

>>13304095
You'll still vote against it anyway because you're an uneducated fat sack of shit

Lock that orange fool up

[Anonymous No.13304104]

>>13299456
this is hot dr pepper

tastes just like dr pepper

only it's hot

[Anonymous No.13304106]

>>13304101
Orange
Man
Bad

[Anonymous No.13304115]

2 parts milk, 1 part 7-up (not sprite). Actually really nice, I'm tempted to try milk & plain soda now that I remembered this.

[Anonymous No.13304119]

>>13303987
I see you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Trickle down in Washington has always been code for pick and choose who survives via politics, breaking the nature of capitalism. It is by no means something that should be endorsed. Ending bailouts, subsidies, and using the federal reserve for stupid ass shit would be the first steps towards economic success.

[Anonymous No.13304120]

>>13304115
What does this have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.13304121]

>>13304101
stop being a boring ass cuck nigger in a cooking thread

[Anonymous No.13304125]

>>13304120
do you have any idea what thread you're in right now

[Anonymous No.13304132]

>>13304125
Do you?

[Anonymous No.13304150]

>>13304119
Thats literally what youre endorsing you fat trump voting aspie

>DONT TAX LE RICH MAN
Enjoy Bernie for 8 years BITCH

[Anonymous No.13304155]

>>13304150
Whoah, I'm not a Bernie Bro so watch it with these assumptions. Elizabeth warren is a capitalist too unlike Bernie. She is the face of the democratic party now.

[Anonymous No.13304168]

>>13304155
And I am literally not this guy.

[Anonymous No.13304169]

>>13304168
>>13304155
>>13304150
>>13304132
>>13304125
>>13304121
>>13304120
>>13304119
>>13304115
Huh?

[Anonymous No.13304172]

>>13304169
Huh posting is off topic.

[Anonymous No.13304211]

>>13303893
I hate this pretentious pseudo-intellectual faggot

[Anonymous No.13304213]

>>13304172
Gay btw

[Anonymous No.13304221]

>>13304211
Probably because you're a rural conservative and you dont read.

[Anonymous No.13304277]

>>13299589
>kill everyone who has an STD
Now we're getting somewhere

[Anonymous No.13304281]

>>13299219
You're a conquered people. The dildo waving transgender hippies own your ass and will do so in perpetuity.

[Anonymous No.13304305]

>>13298535
Unironically this, seethe harder rednecks

[Anonymous No.13304322]

uh coasties will be underwater before the south bro

[Anonymous No.13304404]

>>13296947
I fell for this meme when I was a kid. Pretty sure I learned about it from a Stephen King book or something because it's just not a thing in Canada. I wanted to like it but it was ultimately disappointing. Good thread idea OP sorry it didn't work out.